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OP this your post they pinch plenty people for body... Nice job.

I talk say even if I get plenty money, I go still do low key wedding. Wetin this young girls want Dangote no go fit afford am.

Omo see the number of people viewing this thread right now
Haba! NL e be like the 9ja change no reach here o lol

@OP
Lemme tell you some'm... just gerarahia b4 I vex for this ur post.
Na so she tell me say na her bestie. That guy dey her dp and all. The guy sef no fit dey comfortable around me sef. In fact make I climb bed e don late, I get presentation for office tomorrow. You know wetin good for you delete this thread b4 I wake for morning

calling people names is easy but proving it isn't. Joe Igbokwe should cite instances (like we say on NL.. no pictures, we don't believe it ) else he appears as another Orubebe in the eyes many Jega like me

Agbala aka devil beans. I was quite mischievous as a boy, I remember chasing my mates in the neighborhood with it. it was fun until a senior mischief Hamza sneaked behind me and blew it to my face.
walahi! if una see cry n red eye abi na the sand wey I pack full face? I swear marykay & house of Tara dey learn work

What's the fuss? the skinny will become fat eventually. 9ja gals sef wait until they are married

"for better or worse... " and I'll tell the pastor I'm out the very day I find myself at the edge of the bed.

if you've not had an encounter with this evil men in black aka NPF you'll not truly understand how those who should protect you turn out to victimize you.
what was my offense? I stood at the Junction beside a bank with my girlfriend waiting for a cab. here comes the allegations that I and my girlfriend are informats and we should get into their van. see the way this police men embarrassed me that day eh! they asked me to pay 10k else they will take my gal and I to the station. as I went to get the money I later learnt that they were asking my girlfriend for sex and contact. God knows I can never help a policeman in need even if he is at a point of dying. Just imagine how that guy would react each time he see a police officer lol

I can tell a falsified document from its contents. I put it to the source that NO Nigerian 9yr old be it Ajebo/Kpako will write a letter in such manner...this is not the way our 9yr old think especially in Lagos.
Too many irregularities...how can a Girl save money in her WALLET? or conceive the idea of donating to politics not even humanitarian? haba APC you guys should not just dish out money to any blogger and content developers in the name of propagating a story. These lies have a way of messing up your image.

it's a free advice. Don't thank me at all.

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ireneony:
Right in his presence I will give it to another guy..

Shikina...story closed

lol you want to stir up a tsunami inside tea cup abi? typical of my girlfriend. anyways I hail your royal evilness.

pretydiva:
eya..never knew u were dis broke..oya cm tk dis #100 recharge card

I no mind o! were e dey? try make am #400 to include damages to my eyes cos I am not sure I'll be able to tell pretty gal from u-gly

pretydiva:
She's rily biuriful. Buh dis babe use style resemble me some how shal

Fear God na why you make me waste my small mb to view ur picture?

spinna:
No mind boys forming here o, they'll cover her face and hit it . They'll even say they like the hair to get there

Fear God na must you spin everything in a skirt?

dossypretty:
It took me so much courage before I could come out here to share my problem.

It all started in 2012 when I met my ex in Lagos and we kicked it off in a relationship but little did I know that he was still keeping a girl he claimed to have left, along the line we started having issues about the same girl to the point of him beating me.

This guy in question was once married but lost his wife after childbirth and so with this my parents refused me marrying him because he was talking about marriage. So after like 10 months he was still treating me bad I decided to quit the relationship but he begged that he will never do it again. Months later he travelled abroad and I also got a job in another city and left.

We still kept in touch but I met another man in the new city and decided to give him a chance. Though this new guy has no child but his problem is that he gets angry too much and wants to control everything about me but he is very generous . He doesn't even care if I'm sick or not, unlike my former guy who is more caring and always want to pet me.

Now I'm at a cross road because the one here has gone to see my parents and has set a date for the wedding and preparations are on top gear while the one abroad has come back to marry me like he promised. I'm really not happy with the one here because of his attitude and i'm contemplating on running away with the one from abroad because he understands me better.

Please is love enough in marriage?? Help me as your sister

Ladies will always ask "what do I do?" but ends up doing what they really want to do.... Listen to yourself, you've made up your mind to running away. you don't need our comments as a moral justification to ease ur guilt.
So my 1 kobo opinion is that you be true to yourself and never regret what ever decision you make. Don't get married to either of them out of pressure or compulsion. ... Selah!

ireneony:
With all those money, she is still carrying synthetic weave on her head

you no hear say she be medical student?
abi you don see medical runz gal?
keeping up with trendy looks is never their priority yet them no they lack suitors.

abi I lie?

tdayof:
All we are saying.


GIVE US OUR CHANGE

na how much change you dey find? I get two 50 Naira

An Igbo man went to holy land,visited d sea of Galilee. When asked to take a boat,he asked how much? $500 said the boatman. 'Chineke', screamed the igbo man 'no wonder Jesus walked on water!'

dat dos it, dont u think we need a beef platform?

gbam !

may be you should retitle that ,

I just dont get it

what is so funny in a man beating up his wife and women rebelling ?

if you`ve got a better joke pls post.

This is just out it.

I HAVE AN IDEA WHY DONT WE CREAT A DISSING PLATFORM.

SO WE CAN GET RID OF ATTITUDE ON THIS PLATFORM.

THERE IS NOTHING REALLY NEW UNDER THE SUN, IS THERE ?



SO IF YOU HAVE GOT SOME COOL JOKE TO SHARE , PLS DO AND MAKE SOMEONE`S DAY.

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PRAY HE MEETS HER IN HER BEST MOOD . Thats really funny, can`t even imagine the looks on her face , or i go all over again, How will he start explaining, ?

WHO`S MUMSY IS THAT ANYWAY?, DONT MAKE HER HERE U, OR SHE DOES JUST WHAT U SAY OF HER, pretty funny jokes, keep keeping it real.

There is nothing new under the sun. Is there ? keep it up bro, i sure enjoyed YOUR joke remember players ganna play, haters ganna hate, but that doesn`t change your anatomy, does it ? If u`ve got more pls share, and make someones day.

My God!!! wat a shame, you could call it "THE WORST BIRTH DAY EVER, that guy is a pro,

[size=8pt][/size][color=#000099][/color] A drunk was employed in a high tech brewery were jams were traced by sensitive computers, A fly got traped in the one of the beer tank, the computer alarmed " fly in the tank" . The drunk volunteered to get the fly out. The coputer alarmed " man in the tank". One minute later,the computer re-alarmed " tank in the man",
Just want to use this midium to appreciate every lander on the joke platform. You guys make my every day, thought it wise to make my contribution, hope u like it. God bless nairaland, pls promote.

that is really cool,i bet that pacient`s case is really cronic.

people!u won`t believe agbani and i were dating since high school.i left her cos i din`t want unneccesary publicity.

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