₦airaland Forum

Kendumazy:
Lots of stomach dropping girls everywhere. Junk eaters.

Same goes for beer guzzling, peppersoup munching pot bellied men..

A fisherman must be searching for his net right now..

Poor dude, it's always good to see a doctor especially cardiologist before starting any physical exercise, especially if you are over 35 years or have an underlying health condition (esp. Cardiac)..May his soul RIP..

The poor thing will vanish with no trace, since when did Nigerian authorities started caring for wild life.. hypocrites

Evil congratulates evil...two peas in a pod..

executive12:
Great job by the Nurse. He seems very well trained and competent. He deserves commendation by the Government.
Shame on the hospital that turned away the pregnant mother. The hospital should be sanctioned.

True, he has a PHD, His use of medical terminology is quite sound, you don't see that with most Nurses.. Thank God the baby and mama survived..

Quite sad, respiratory problems loading...

Mastercraft onye Une...Nice beat

Jestin:
Why are they hosting Africa music festival in Dubai Abi Dubai na Africa

Paul Okoye C.e.o of upfront entertainment is s biz man living in UK, he is all about the money..

Let the idiots who boast of hitting 180km/hr on a different thread, pray this is not you or your family members.. I bet you if that driver was doing less than 70 even with burst tire, he will have a better chance of controlling that vehicle..Speed fuccking kills!!...May there souls RIP..

tillaman:

Am not quite sure why this is a laughing matter..sad

ValCon888:
That old man is still a student?
Local man is in shock.

Looks more like a lecturer, with all that bitch tities..

Another useless thread, that's how Una dey waste people's lives, can't believe someone moved this to the front page.. I pray for the day we will have a decent country and peg our speed limit at 70km/hr like the English. This thread is very irresponsible..

Falana seem to have forgotten the invasion of NASS by masked SSS men, this country is a certified Banana Republic; nothing, absolutely nothing democratic about Satan Buhari's regime..

A complete joke of a country..

Built2last:
The Nigerian Social Media is the last and only standing lifeline not just for democracy but for our right to life. If we lose it, we will have lost everything.

The two atrocious bills (1) Social Media bill and (2) Hate speech bill sponsored by two separate Senators both from Niger state must not be allowed to become law.

If the HATE SPEECH Bill which prescribes DEATH BY HANGING for hate speech makes it through second reading in the rubber stamp Senate, WE ARE DOOMED! Remember, HATE SPEECH IS WHAT THE GOVT SAYS IT IS. For example, if Fulani herdsmen invade a village killing men, women and children with govt sponsored impunity, and you, a victim of the attack comes on social media to blame the herdsmen, the govt controlled by the same people could accuse you of Hate Speech and seeing as our Judiciary is now 'achikota ekwee onu' (a joke), they will effortlessly convict you and the punishment is hanging, according to the bill.

In the process of passing a bill into law, first reading is more like the introduction of the bill which almost always doesn't require debate on the content of the bill. The real work begins at the second reading when every Senator is expected to have been gifted with a copy of the bill which they must have read before debating it. And seeing as we use the primitive and archaic "yes" and "nays" here as against electronic voting, it is very easy for a pliant Senate President to say something like "the nays have it" even if the "yes" shouted the loudest. It is also so easy for one idiot with the voice of comedian "Broda Shaggi" to raise his voice loud enough to confuse a sincere Senate President into making the wrong conclusion. It becomes worse when you realize that Ahmed Lawan, the current Senate President has never hidden his desire to keep his head and that of the entire Senate as an institution eternally buried in the poo-poo hole of the daura ex soldier who lives in the Rock.

The Senate minority leader, distinguished Senator Enyinnaya Harcourt Abaribe, will use everything in his power to TRY to get his colleagues to oppose that atrocious bill just like he promised today on Channels TV show. But the Realist in me knows HE MAY LIKELY FAIL for obvious reasons: Most of the Senators he will be relying on to oppose the bill are former governors, deputy governors, ministers etc. And reasonable number of them are into govt contracts. Which means, they have one dirty file or the other hanging around their necks. Knowing how this govt uses state agencies to achieve unholy selfish aim, we know how the EFCC will be used to force their hands. And for the very few clean ones amongst them (if they exist), all it takes is a heavy dose of monetary inducement. This is basically how the Executive right from the Obasanjo time controls the legislature. With someone like Ahmed Lawan, Buhari may not even need to go to the above length. So you see why I said Abaribe may most likely fail? This is where we must appreciate Saraki/Ekweremadu leadership in the last Senate.

The only people that can stop these political Bandits is the Nigerian people through constant social media shouting, Facebook and twitter trends which will involve tagging major international media houses and embassies plus credible foreign organizations. And peaceful street protests which, of course, the repressive security forces will clamp down on but it will create the necessary attention. I would have suggested releasing the phone numbers of all Nigerian Senators for a protest calls and text messages but considering our ethnic cleavages, I don't know how that will play out.

Lastly, this is not the time to mock Sowore or anyone being detained by this lawless govt or those protesting for their release even if they were ex-Buharists. If we must survive this, we must rise above such mawkish emotional sentimentality and see this evil for the whirlwind it really is. Ask yourself, if they could treat their former allies this way, what will they do to you who has been their enemy from Adam? As they ask in the street, death wey kpai Alhaji, wetin im go do to Almajiri?

In life, unforeseen circumstances play a big role in the affairs of man. No matter how perfect these evil men think their plans are, Natural forces can still scuttle it all. So somehow, I hope and pray that unforeseen circumstances will work in our favor here but before then, we must do what we can on our own.

Acknowledge the author of this article please, Mr Charles Ogbu...

Isaacpyo04:
Burna Boy should have boycotted the show.

I agree, he should stand by his words, for now at least, the vow he made is still fresh in our memories..The guy booped.

Lol..you also ship lions..Buyer beware

YorubaPrince:
A Yoruba adage says...

"Pesin wey follow Okoro pple waka, na mago-mago and wayo im go do las las!

An Igbo adage equally said, person wey follow mgbati mgbati people waka na skull and rotten human parts e go dey excavate las las..

ZombieTERROR:
Shame on all those supporting this evil administration...


Shame on those who brought this affliction and calamity on the country

Nigeria is now a joke among comity of nations

Don't mind them, the idiots who brought this dead wood of a dictator back shall never know peace..The worst thing to happen to this country is this evil called Buhari..Sowore should also share the blame.. God should just do the needful an save us from this man..

Another mumbo jumbo... JuJu indeed.

DarkJeddi:
This is a Black Mamba..

Yup, not common here, quite a rare sighting in Nigeria.

grandstar:
Snakes rarely attack humans and when they do, it is fear based aggression, simply to protect itself. It is scared of you。

Tell em, even the largest python or the venomous mamba will run from humans..

grandstar:
rWhy isn't this on front page. You rock man

A real twist on what we see on Nairaland. God bless you

I concur, ..First time seeing a live snake on Nairaland.. He sure rocks

Sai Buhari sounds so distant right now, those who foisted this animal called Buhari on the rest of us will never know peace....

Unnecessary, leave pythons alone they are not evil or dangerous..

aro1:
Life is grace o,small bodied wizkid being protected by a heavy chested man.. Instead of building one useless muscle in the gym,why not use the time to work and hope grace fall on you to make money..
Hustle o,make you no use your six packs to protect a nigga with pot belly!

bad mouth no go kill you.. Nigerians Una get mouth..

BlackCrainte:
I have this charm.


Some people will still come here to say jazz is fiction

If you remove the fangs ( defang) of a snake, it loses its ability to inject venom and catch prey, it's that simple..There is no JuJu or magic involved, that's what snake charmers do..

If that snake is released back into the wild it will be dead in a few weeks, it can no longer hunt and will certainly die of starvation.

Old ass news, please do you research before abusing the old man if you do not know the story behind it, the currency was Biafran pounds hidden in the artic during the civil war.. I

The "vicious" animal that " nearly attacked you" below, just eat the animal you killed and clean mouth..

Kanu will realise Buhari is devil in human form if he ever sets foot in Nigeria..

Mi Xiaomi friends, that Mi watch na die, looking forward to wrapping this beauty round my wrist .. Time to get rid of the mi bands.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GhJ3UsKI1o

NigPatriot:
So I got my Redmi Note 8 today. Though I'm not the gaming person. I look forward to gurus guiding me on how to optimize this device to the max. Like additionals, updates etc.

Nothing to optimize, charge phone begin use am..The phone go dey optimize itself..