₦airaland Forum

Naija and dim lighting na 5 and 6, not too bad by our standards..

Albinism, same as you find in humans..

Conner44:
Chai these African grey parrots can talk and make noise ehn. Maybe the elder bro Dey always sneak to kitchen for night and his bro placed one parrot each in the kitchen and parlor. By 2am last night see Wetin the elder bro hear as him tiptoe comot for room.

PARROT A: alpha hailing delta. Intruder sighted and approaching your location from the west. be advised perpetrator is armed with a torchlight and stainless spoon. Over.

PARROT B: roger ... roger ... delta reading alpha. Initiating high decibel alert measures in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Omo those parrots gatz to go

Funny guy .. Btw, those are Senegalese parrots not African greys..

Horrific news. The idiot is even asking the government for assistance, the sense of entitlement in this country is sickening..

Three stark illiterates, how unfortunate I share the same country with these clowns..

Local breed?? Though I would tilt towards it been a mongrel..

Rabbitcartel:
Good thinking. because transport frm lagos to ibadan can buy a dog abi?? People and their urge to throw advice on nairaland eeh..

You can get a local Naija dog for 2-3k, I know people that even give them away for free..

Instead of wasting spirits in clubs, na to carry am dey wash hands...

They grind skull.... I rest my case.. Tufiakwa

maynation:
There is something wrong with Nigeria.

Understatement of the century, rotten country..

Hope Uzodinjo, a criminal and a fraudster.. Voting in Nigeria is a total waste of time, cases like his has proven it..

opebiboy:
Expired musician. Where is your $2million California house you claim you bought years ago? Time always reveals these artists are all liars

He still got more money than your entire lineage, keep hating no go find your own hustle...

BarrSly:
Call me wicked but I’m in total support of what the boss did... like play like play these so called workers start cheating you, stealing from business proceeds and they tell themselves that las las e no go pass sack...

It may seem like the boss went too far but no other staff would dare steal from that business take it or leave it!!!

Well said sir, you can see why this country is a mess from the comments on this topic, try running a business and see how hard it is..

If the guy was not caught who knows what else he will steal, a meat of 5k stolen multiple times could run in to tens of thousands and beyond in the course of a year..That could easily be someone's profit..

Nigerians love to claim, if these were ugly pictures watch them deny you, my dear you could easily be from any of the ethnic groups littered all over Nigeria, I have seen women like you in Igbo, Yoruba, Delta And Edo...

The only way to truly find out is a DNA test..

Sluacoast:
Black mamba dey learn from where inland taipan or hook-nose sea snake

But the speed, venom toxicityand aggression of the mamba makes them a far more dangerous snake to encounter...You will rather handle a taipan than a mamba trust me.

Davash222:
Animal activists, shey una see why we dey kill snake anytime we come across them. these creatures are dangerous, once they trespass to your territory, kill them!! Don't listen to any nonsense animal activists.

A serious country will educate it's citizens on how to deal with these snakes, develop anti venoms..Hate it or love it, the key issue here is we will continue to have more bites from vipers littered all over W . Africa no matter how many you kill...

The corruptNigerian government will not even bother because it cost research and money to develop anti venom..People have been bitten by far more dangerous snakes ( black mamba) in Southern African countries than the Gaboon and they survived thanks to availability of anti venoms in those countries..

May his soul RIP..

KingAfo:
Don’t spoil your good name o. Whether it’s mistake them take cross, it doesn’t matter. Don’t advertise mutt.

Well he will need to get rid of them somehow, I suggest spay and neuter them before selling..

Hopefully Ugwuanyi will take off and never come back, useless fatty.

He is probably hitching a ride, you can see how he spread his legs so the driver can see, neither the passengers or driver looked tensed or worried.. Nothing else will amaze me in this country..smh

nairavsdollars:
and to imagine 100 percent of Ladipo traders are mostly Igbo

Hahaha, as always it didn't take this prostitute long to turn it tribal.. Trust you to believe the robbers statement...

DeomoviesI:
All these men. Ain't we tire of seeing same story, different venues..... I was wondering, something must have gone wrong for a man to be found in this act of adultery, does the man have to justify his doings? Is the wife OK as well, are you toxic madam?
All these men cheating up and down, is the wives not satisfying them, is there a special sweets they get from the side chics?
I am able to finalised that men is in our blood to cheat, even having the best woman at home, only take a gracious man not to indulge in the act. Wife too don't be toxic everytime, I hate that act with passion. You can get high definition movies and series into external drive and pc including Jumanji: the next level, Bombshell, Charlie's Angel, Knives out, Frozen II Doctor Sleep, Jojo Rabbit, Parasite, and varieties of Series.
(zero, eight, one, four, four, two, three, eight, three, two, seven)

No different from the bootleg Hollywood films you are selling bro, immortality comes in different forms..

RIP mama, but no where that woman was over 100years, she died in her 90s...Still a good innings..

Another mumbo jumbo, used her womb indeed..f*uckk outta here..

That fatty should go and confront her philandering husband and leave the young chick alone, she did not force herself unto the man..

This is what I can't stand about these women, you think embarrassing the young woman will stop your cheating husband from picking up another side chick tomorrow, go home, the source of your problem is closer than you think..

Agaba idu Aguleri, Btw That is Ịgba ndị eze traditional music not Ogene, Pete Edochie akarigo egwu Ogene, That one na for youths...

Just carry rag tie for nose na the same thing..

Jerrick:
puff adder is also a viper na

True both are vipers but different, Gaboon are known to have the longest fangs of any snake in the world, beautifully patterned snake.. Puff adders are very common and accounts for almost 90% of snake bites in Africa..Very docile but are known as ambush hunters and can strike very fast same as Gaboons. Highly venomous snakes

First snake Puff

Second Gaboon

Jakumo:
A West African Gaboon Viper, to be precise. One of the deadliest snakes on our green planet.

A master of camouflage that does NOT move when stepped on amid dry leaves, the Gaboon Viper's lightening quick bite injects lethal overdoses of highly toxic poison in the blink of an eye, after which the flesh of the bitten area proceeds to rot before the disbelieving eyes of the victim, who then goes on to die a horrible, lingering death, if anti-venom is not administered quickly to any person bitten by this dangerous reptile.

Mature Gaboon Vipers sport well-deserved Devil's Horns on their heads, as shown in the accompanying pictures.

If you see this snake anywhere that shooting is permitted, I would recommend AAA buckshot cartridges for a humane dispatch that ought to vaporize that ugly head, if administered with loving care from about ten feet away with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Steve Irwin calm down it's a puff adder, Gaboon is a viper but different, compare the beautiful marking on that Gaboon you shared with the one posted and tell us if na the same snake...

LongThickPenis:
It is a gaboon viper. Very risky venomous snake. Even cutting off the head, these guys took a risk. Some vipers give birth to young live. Imagine cutting g open a pregnant one and being bitten by the young about to be birthed

Puff adder bruv not Gaboon Viper..

The average Ghanaian ( especially the men)have a deep jealous streak towards Nigerians, talk to there women you see them shaking like leaves thinking you want to snatch them..Trust me if these shops where owned by Lebanese, Indians or Europeans you will see them crawling on there knees to serve them... I ' ve worked with them in UK, I know what am talking about, they will throw your average Nigerian under the bus just to please an Oyibo man or woman..Hating ass ugly midgets..

Ewedegubbler:
Does that include mining skulls like your people?

No mind the cretin, at least this couple were not forced or there town conquered, we all know how Kwara became a Moslem state..

A civet cat, make Una leave these things alone..make I run before " hunger plenty for Naija" come break my head..

If you live in gated compound, sleep on top of a metallic tank..