1 - When he was 10yrs, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. 4. When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 6- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. 10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan. 14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early. 16 - Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird 17 - Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. 18 - Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears a pajama Zlatan. 19 - Zlatan plead guilty to murder and was acquitted. 20 - Zlatan can cut through a hot knife with butter
naijaloudmouth1: Twitter user, @ymlx who said she is addicted to several immoral act took to the social media platform on Sunday, to celebrate being baptised and renewed in Christ.
See her post below.
See more photos of @ymlx before and after baptism. 
NaijaCelebrity: Nollywood Actor Seun Ajayi took to his Instagram page to pens emotional note to pastor Fatoyinbo’s right-hand man, Pastor Flo, as he quits COZA with his family.
angelamina: I had similar experience with one useless choirmaster, i was 14 or so.. When ever we were coming back from choir practice at night say 8pm, he was supposed to take me home o, while we walked home, this man will put his hand round my neck and be touching my boobs with style.. He was a married man o, we will get to my house and my mom will even offer him food for bringing me home.. Some if this so called men of God are not pure
CGMedia: Popular singer, Simi has revealed the reason why she tied the knot with her hubby, Adekunle Gold, Igbere TV reports.
The singer who said ‘Yes I do’ earlier this year, revealed in an Instagram post obtained by Igbere TV that she derives pleasure in inheriting her husband’s wears.
According to her, that played a huge part in her getting married.
She said right now she could wear all his clothes and never give them back to Adekunle Gold.
She wrote: “Only reason I got married was so I could wear all his clothes and never give them back. that’s the only reason why he didn’t want to get married. So love is compromise. Compromise is her having her way.”
Skateboard: Nigerian men are amongst the sexiest men in the world, wonderfully created by the Creator and blessed in all departments. The average Nigerian man is well built, chiselled body like that of Kratos, blessed with the biggest Phallus in the world and always ready to put in the work when called to the other room.
As you might have known by now, the population ratio of women to men in the world is higher hence the battle for women to secure a man to marry is an uphill task especially in the Nigerian economy that is not favourable. Even though many men are willing to marry, most do not have the financial capability to see through this monumental task. On the other hand, Nigerian men are randy and most prefer sleeping with so many women instead of settling down with one. As a woman or lady, what are the signs a Nigerian man wants to marry you? This is a tough question, to be honest, but there are always strong indications.
He Respects You: Respect is key. As a lady, if you are in a relationship with any guy and he doesn’t respect you, he can never marry you. If he doesn’t respect you, he has no regard for you and you are just like the average girl to him.
Love comes with respect, a man that truly loves you will respect you. This a big sign if any man is going to get married to you.
He is Concerned About Your Growth and Development: There are men that just want sex every time in a relationship, they never demand from you anything else, they don’t care about your goals or aspirations as long as you satisfy them in the other room, it’s hard to see this type of relationship heading anywhere except the man is just a low-life person.
One of the key signs a Nigerian man wants to marry is he getting worried about your growth and development.
Introduces You to His Family: There is a saying – Family is all. Family has gone beyond those that are birthed by the same bloodline, someone who has been there for you all your life is equally a family. A man introducing you to his family means he likes so much and his probably thinking long term for the both of you. This doesn’t guarantee 100% certainty of getting married to him but it’s a very big sign.
He Plans His Life with You: This is a no brainer, if any guy is getting married to a lady, he will have to plan his life with the lady included in it. Talks like how his job affects both of you, if he moves apartment, he wants to travel, talk of moving elsewhere and many more sensitive plans are obvious signs a Nigerian man wants to marry you.
So, ladies, if your intending husband to be in your mind does not share his goals and plans with you, just know he is using you to pass away the time temporarily.
He Misses You and Is Concerned about Your Well Being: A marriage without love will eventually hit the rocks. If a man is truly in love with you as a lady, he will be willing to marry you. When he truly loves you, he misses you and is concerned about your wellbeing wherever you are.
My sister, if a Nigerian man is going to get married to you, you will know from this explanation.
He’s Always There for You: If anything happens to you, he is not himself. Whenever you need him, he makes the effort to be there and he at least follows up with you if he couldn’t be there.
One of the biggest signs a Nigerian man that wants to marry you is he putting you first and making sure you navigate problems together.
He Talks About Marriage-Related Issues: There are lots of players and time-wasting Nigerian men, men like this do not care about any marriage talk, they always shun you when you bring this matter up. If a man sees his future with you, he talks about marriage issues and sometimes he lets slip by saying he is actually going to get married to you.
He Has No Problem Meeting Your Family: As a lady, you love a guy so much and you want him to meet your family, if your man is always dodging this request, he sees no point in doing it coz he doesn’t see a future with you. He’s only with you for his selfish gains and sexual pleasure.
No matter how busy your man is, if he loves you and is willing to marry you, he will create the time to know your family if you request such from him.
He Reassures You of His Love: See, relationships are not always smooth and plain-sailing, there will always be ups and downs. If a man constantly reassures you of his love in difficult times, he sees the future with you.
We all need reassurances, one of the biggest signs a Nigerian man wants to marry you is him always reminding you how he loves you.
He Apologizes and Wants to Settle Differences: When your man picks up on trivial issues and gets angry at all times without trying to apologize or settle differences, he is surely wasting your time.
A man who loves you and wants to be with you will always want to settle differences and see both of you happy, it’s just simple as that.
Wrapping Up: Getting married is a big decision and requires commitment from both the man and the woman. Nothing is always cast in stone and the points listed here are strong signs a Nigerian man wants to marry you. At the end of the day, the signs are always there for you to see. As a lady, do not be blinded when the signs are obvious.
Ademidd: The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God , Pastor Enoch Adeboye , has donated N 10 m to the University of Ibadan towards the construction of a new department of architecture at the school .
UI Vice- Chancellor , Prof Idowu Olayinka , revealed this on Wednesday at the 2018/ 2019 matriculation of the school . A total of 3 ,464 students took part in the ceremony .
He said the institution admitted 17 candidates from Cameroun , Benin Republic and Ghana. According to Olayinka , the number of architects in Nigeria is less than that of Berlin.
He said , “We thank Pastor E . A. Adeboye , a great and long -standing friend of this university, for donating a sum of N10 m to support our new department of architecture . ”
So he can’t give to the poor and the needy out there Or even members of his church that needs help Cos am sure the university can take care of this themselves without any help from Pastor Everything na Oju Aye
IamHeWrites: The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) flag bearer in the September 22, 2018, gubernatorial election in Osun, Senator Ademola Adeleke, on Thursday declared he would become the governor of the state by next week Friday.
He expressed optimism that the Supreme Court judgment slated for July 5 in the appeal filed against the Court of Appeal ruling that declared incumbent Governor Gboyega Oyetola would be in his (Adeleke) favour.
The apex court had fixed July 5 for judgement on the petition Adeleke filed against the candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in the election, Oyetola, who was returned elected by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) after the conduct of the rerun poll.
Adeleke, who spoke at the PDP secretariat in Osogbo tasked members of the party to remain calm and prayerful ahead of the July 5 judgment so that they can get a favourable verdict.
Exuding confidence on the expected judgment while receiving the Osun West Action Democratic Party (ADP)’s Senatorial Candidate for 2019 elections, Dr. Dotun Babayemi and his supporters into PDP at the party’s secretariat, Adeleke, who was represented by the chairman of the party in Osun, Hon. Soji Adagunodo, the state party chairman assured that the state would witness a new dawn of development when he assumes office.
Receiving the decampees, the PDP South West zonal chairman, Dr. Eddy Olafeso, lauded both new and old members of the party for their commitment and just as he vowed to give necessary support towards ensuring unity among them.
Responding, Dr. Dotun Babayemi, said he and his supporters decided to join the PDP because of their belief in the party and prayed for Adeleke’s victory in his case before the Supreme Court.
He stated, “we pray for PDP’s victory in the matter before to the Supreme Court. We believe in the party and we shall join forces to reposition it.”
chimjoshjuan: Timi Dakolo has reacted to his wife's disclosure of Pastor Fatoyinbo raped her. Recall that it was reported earlier that, Busola revealed that she was raped by Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo, the founder of The Commonwealth of Zion Assembly (COZA).
In an interview with Chude Jideonwo on Y!TV, Timi Dakolo’s wife who revealed that she was raped by Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo when she was still a member of the church under 18. She further revealed that the incident occurred in their house, and quite early in the morning when her parents were away.
Timi Dakolo who reacted to the disclosure, revealed that the time is right and his wife has stayed silent for a long time.
Is she dead? Why did she kept mute all this while? You better find something better to do with your time Shey be una don born pikin after? Wetin una want again, compensation Abi?
bellachibaby: Gov. Yahaya Bello of Kogi State has promised to improve upon his present performance if given another term to serve the state as governor.
Governor Yahaya Bello of Kogi State Governor, says his administration has made the state safer even though he inherited a chaotic security apparatus. The governor said that both citizens, residents, travelers, investors, and tourists in the State have continued to enjoy peace under his administration. The governor says his claims are hinged on verifiable national data coming out of credible institutions. The governor said this at the University of Abuja on Wednesday, during a Two-day colloquium organised by The Sultan Maccido Institute for Peace, Leadership and Developments Studies (SMIPLDS) where he featured as a keynote speaker on issues bothering curbing insurgency and insecurity in the country.
Bello who was represented by Navy Commander Jerry Omodara, his State Security Adviser said Kogi state before he came on board had suffered insecurity, due to sheer laxity, corruption, and non-commitment of resources over the years. He said nothing was put on the ground to secure infrastructure and manpower in the State as the security agencies found themselves trailing the highly mobile and logistically superior criminal franchise. Bell noted that killing, bank robberies, jailbreak by Boko Haram insurgents, attack of offices of security agencies, kidnapping and other forms of criminality categorized the previous government and there was no political will and opacity in the use of security votes.
The Governor also added that Kogi under the previous administration suffered the most terrifying periods of extended and unrelenting insecurity the state has ever witnessed since inception. Since he came to power, Bello said the state which was initially bedeviled with all these criminal vices, in April 2018, ranked as the 2nd most peaceful state in the country after Osun and the most peaceful in the North of Nigeria by the Nigerian Peace Index. The State was also ranked as the State with the second lowest crime statistics in the country after Kebbi by the National Bureau of Statistics, he noted
Bello, who made the promise on Thursday in Lokoja during a stakeholders meeting of the All Progressives Congress ( APC), also appealed to the people of the state not to lose hope in his administration.
According to him, the recent reconciliation of the two factions of the party in the state is also a pointer to a better tomorrow for the state.
Bello said his outstanding achievement was in the area of security where he said he was able to banish armed robbery, kidnapping and thuggery from the state.
“I confronted these ugly incidents headlong, and today the story has changed.
” We were able to institute infrastructure and integration of people into the administration that has been operating without sentiment.
He called on party members to remain committed and dedicated to its ideals, saying that this was the only way for it to emerge victorious in the coming governorship election.
Two serving governors and a former governor attended the meeting where party members reiterated their preference for indirect primary to pick a candidate for the Nov. 16 governorship polls.
The two serving governors in attendance were Alhaji Bagudu Atiku of Kebbi state and Alhaji Mala Bunni of Yobe State.
The immediate past governor of Bauchi State, Alhaji Mohammed Abubakar, was also present.
Speaking in behalf of the visitors, Bagudu, who is also the Chairman of APC governors forum, commended members for their efforts which made President Muhammadu Buhari to win the presidential election in the state by a wide margin.
He urged them to sustain their passion and love for the party, saying that they should ensure the victory of the party’s candidate in the Nov. 16 governorship election holding in the state.
” Gov. Yahaya Bello is a dynamic leader that the party is ever proud of.
“He remains a gift of Providence that should be supported all the time ,” Bagudu said.
The APC state Chairman, Alhaji Abdullai Bello, said that the party performed a rare feat in the last general elections when it won all the 25 seats in the state assembly.
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