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Health › Re: Pls Help My Lower Lip Is Turning Pink (pics) by Barzinime(m): 5:36pm On Jan 25, 2018
They have a point tho...why did you have to attach all that & not everybody wants to be a lawyer there are so many professions that adds value to the human race.....but if what I think you have is what it is..then its called vitiligo & I used to have it in a v.noticeable form...it started fading away when I went to see a Dr & told me things to avoid eating & using on my skin...pm me if you still interested but i won't guarantee it just because it worked for me
Japhet04:
what does it matter, why can't you guys be sensible for once, I said that just as a way of introducing myself, I'm sure if it was quora this insensitive attitude from you would have not been displayed, if you don't have any helpful suggestion Pls kindly swerve.... Sorry for your failed ambitions in law tho..
Romance › Re: 14 Behavioural Changes In Ladies As They Advance In Age (Pictures) by Barzinime(m): 11:02am On Jan 24, 2018
E no go better for the person wey use your heart play bet9ja kiss
trustyshoess:
You don't have to wait for marriage to open such doors. Having money will make me happy so I'll work hard, being a mother will make me happy so I'll adopt or visit a sperm bank, having my family makes me happy so I'll visit them often, I'll have friends at work and outside of work. These are multiple sources of happiness that one can get without marriage. To me, marriage is what they call "jara". Not a necessity (well not to me anyway)
Romance › Re: 14 Behavioural Changes In Ladies As They Advance In Age (Pictures) by Barzinime(m): 10:48am On Jan 24, 2018
Pele oo Cardi B!
trustyshoess:
Lemme goan be implementing my business plans and make some money moves.
Sports › Re: Alexis Sanchez Signs For Manchester United by Barzinime(m): 12:40pm On Jan 23, 2018
And we are seeing how well its working fine for him
jamalnation:
35millon pounds for a player with 6month left on his contract at the age of 29 plus Mkhitaryan. wenger you are a genius.... all this man utd fans shouting its a straight swap just wait until the contract agreement leaks out.
Health › Re: Help! Fingernails Problem. by Barzinime(m): 11:55am On Jan 23, 2018
Wondering how your ancestors survived sickness & diseases.....Abi them be mutants?

IamaNigerianGuy:
Africans have not been able to manufacture cars, they have not been able to produce cell phones, they cannot make planes, they cannot breed high yield cattle, they cannot make high grade steel, they lack the technology for integrated circuits - yet you think we can suddenly cure diseases with herbs and incantations ?

Laughable.
Romance › Re: Beautiful Ladies Behavior by Barzinime(m): 11:46pm On Jan 21, 2018
Who is deceiving you?

undecided
Chikita66:
Because we have many chykers.
Romance › Re: Breaking Up Is So bleeping Painful by Barzinime(m): 11:43pm On Jan 21, 2018
You weren't in a relationship.... Just deceiving yourself
debspauly:
undecided Nawa ooo just broke up with my boyfriend yesterday and I don't feel a thing.. well I guess some people are just emotionally weak.!!
Romance › Re: Lady Who Said "I Can't Marry Man That Earns N100k Monthly" Caught Begging N50k by Barzinime(m): 10:58am On Jan 18, 2018
Who knows a NLder exactly like her?
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Face Without Makeup, Gives Her Skin A Break From Makeup by Barzinime(m): 10:54am On Jan 18, 2018
Chop knuckle....she is still on Filter makeup
yeyerolling:
Scam that is not her real face jor. Still filtered. May ogun punish any gal wey call a guy ugly
Crime › Re: Stray Bullet Fired By Soldiers Hits A Sleeping Child In Borno (Photos) by Barzinime(m): 9:36am On Jan 17, 2018
You are still saying bullshit...what physics are you talking about....ogbeni park well like we no go school...its a bullet under free fall acceleration due to gravity & that depends on the weight of the object so now tell me a bullet that doesn't weigh up to 200g after reaching threshold then descending at 9.8m/s penetrate an aluminum or asbestos roof....I spit on you too for saying rubbish...
Bacteriologist:
Read a book FFS!! Damn the ignorance in this part of the world is frustrating!! Basic Physics you don't know. Someone is trying to enlighten you yet you decide to wallow in absolute naivety and stupidity.


So only the weight of a bullet can make it dangerous? Did you forget that Force=mass(weight) x acceleration? The weight is only a fraction of the total force exerted by the bullet. The speed with which the bullet is traveling also plays major role.

Now reread the post again but this time very gently and slowly. It said on New Year's day. Soldiers are fund of shooting into the air during celebrations and the angle at which the bullet may have been shot could make it still maintain its parabolic movement and yet dangerous enough to penetrate a metal barrier.

Too many dumb people in this country. Too many "Nigerians" in Nigeria. Spits



The above post also refers to you too sir.




God Bless You, sir.



Read the above post very slowly and learn. Tufiakwa!
Crime › Re: Stray Bullet Fired By Soldiers Hits A Sleeping Child In Borno (Photos) by Barzinime(m): 9:52pm On Jan 16, 2018
You are saying bullshit....what is the weight of a bullet for it to fall a penetrate an aluminium/ ceramic roof?
chukzyfcbb:
Bro leave them. I don't blame them sha, I didn't know how powerful falling bullets are until I researched on them. some bullets descend at a velocity of 300m/second. that's enough to rupture the human skull.

Reading up on this reveals a lot how deadly open fires by our security outfits are to us inhabitants
Crime › Re: Stray Bullet Fired By Soldiers Hits A Sleeping Child In Borno (Photos) by Barzinime(m): 9:46pm On Jan 16, 2018
I dont believe this story...cause if it's from a gun at ground level & it passes through the roof... It as to be in a projectile form & that weakens the bullet on descending unless the roof is made from "papier mache" the only reasonable explanation is for the bullet to have been shot aerially.
Romance › Re: Lady Taking Selfie Mistakingly Captures Unclad Guy Defecating (photo) by Barzinime(m): 11:58am On Jan 11, 2018
That was a quickie Pic!
Romance › Re: Guess What My Male Best Friends Got For Me Has My Birthday Gift!!!!! by Barzinime(m): 11:52am On Jan 11, 2018
it should have been IphoneX abi? that is the reason why God cant help you..you that cant afford to feed yourself will be claiming levels, its a gift you f**king Reta*d!
and always learn to appreciate anything given to you no matter how small,i dont blame you tho i blame the people that didnt do their work on you
and what phone are you using BTW?
Thegeneralqueen:
Itel nawaoooo I can't accept such gift biko undecided girl where is your class..... undecided return that gift and step up your game cool
Celebrities › Re: Davido Splashes Cash On His Girlfriend, Chioma, In Dubai by Barzinime(m): 9:46am On Jan 11, 2018
i will be your Goliath
Evaberry:
I'm looking for a David :-)




who wants to be my David?
Romance › Re: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by Barzinime(m): 10:41am On Jan 10, 2018
i would have said something but will also let it slide
pocohantas:
This guy with glasses.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6522862_img20180108175735789_jpega6e23d00dcac291a7fea76fbed796952

Why is he wearing glasses in such environment? Any way, he is good-looking, trim and very neat...we can let the glasses slide.
Nairaland General › Re: 7 Types Of Friends To Avoid If You Want To Succeed In 2018 - Topwritersden by Barzinime(m): 11:02am On Jan 09, 2018
The type op is talking about
taylor88:
The above ain't my problem




Any friend that doesn't see anything bad and evil about this buhari government



He had better kiss our friendship goodbye




Ever since this dullard got into office my diick no dey stand again



[b]Poverty don carry Monday hammer scatter my back bone sprockets and chains
[/b]
Romance › Re: Our Nigerian Women Are The Real Yahoo(fraudster) by Barzinime(m): 10:47pm On Jan 03, 2018
You tempted me to say something harsh but I forgive you
God bless you
biacan:
The only relevant thing on what you wrote was happy New Year same here
Romance › Re: Childish Way Most Girls Behave That Needs To Stop by Barzinime(m): 10:45pm On Jan 03, 2018
Na dem
Dem K-leg girls
mhisbliss:
k
Romance › Re: Our Nigerian Women Are The Real Yahoo(fraudster) by Barzinime(m): 10:38pm On Jan 03, 2018
I dont know you...but I have a feeling about you
You annoy me most times I read your comments....but I don't hate you
Maybe you just catching fun.....I wouldn't know..
Happy New Year anyways
biacan:
OK what's your problemhuh
Romance › Re: Our Nigerian Women Are The Real Yahoo(fraudster) by Barzinime(m): 10:29pm On Jan 03, 2018
I will pursue you to the ends of the earth....I'm allover you like white on rice
biacan:
Yes nah what else do you want me to say Barzinime free ooo biko
Romance › Re: What's The Weird Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by Barzinime(m): 10:27pm On Jan 03, 2018
Big eyes
pocohantas:
Today I was chatting with a friend, she met this guy...she went on and on about him. When I thought I have heard it all, she said "he wore a sparkling white vest inside his shirt". I was surprised, I thought all guys wear vest na, she said no...his own was a white shirt, not 'singlet' plus it was so neat!

I am still in shock. shocked

I guess, neat guys with white inner shirts is a turn on to her. I find guys with full eyebrows attractive.
Romance › Re: Our Nigerian Women Are The Real Yahoo(fraudster) by Barzinime(m): 10:23pm On Jan 03, 2018
I am your monitoring spirit
Free you ke?

grin grin
biacan:
Oga free me this is 2018
Romance › Re: Our Nigerian Women Are The Real Yahoo(fraudster) by Barzinime(m): 10:18pm On Jan 03, 2018
I trust you to be here
biacan:
Oga if you no get money hide your face
Literature › Re: The Child Bride by Barzinime(m): 10:12pm On Jan 03, 2018
Thank God your prayer was answered
AryEmber:
One of my many promises to Baba God was if I manage to secure admission this year, I'd finish one of many uncompleted stories and post it here. Since my prayers were answered, come the month of my birth, I will start my first story here! So Anticipate! The Child Bride.
Romance › Re: Childish Way Most Girls Behave That Needs To Stop by Barzinime(m): 10:05pm On Jan 03, 2018
He nailed you on the ass
I can see what he said made you type all this epistle
You are only fooling yourself....you are one of them girls

grin grin grin
mhisbliss:
I made 18 varying undisputable points, and this is the trash your mud brain could muster? Dude I'm not one of those sit around leeching kind of girl, I'd tell you why I'm different from your regular lag girls but to what end? You think you know me but you don't, and honestly I wouldn't bother, not when you're just another nobody who's trying to be relevant, I hardly even remember your moniker, I wrote that and I stand by it, I dream to be better than my parents and I wouldn't settle for someone lesser than my dad even if he's dangote, high standards is not a crime where I'm from, go back to school if you ever attended one, you reek of illiteracy, and incase you're hoping for a back and forth you'd be disappointed because I aint replying your mentions from now on
Romance › Re: 10 Year Old Rich Boy Dating 22-year-old Famous Pretty Model Buys Her Iphone X. by Barzinime(m): 1:45am On Dec 31, 2017
Didn't you see He in my statement...that's how you fail woefully in school...you better focus your attention when reading....Numbskull
Hotshawarma:
i am sorry that is how your brain interpreted my comment.....I am not even talking about the lady...olodo
Romance › Re: Chilling 'tired And Weak' After Wizkid Concert Last Night - Photos by Barzinime(m): 1:39am On Dec 31, 2017
mutualistic, commensalistic, or parasitic?

biacan:
Which hustle abeg nor spoil my friendship with him
Romance › Re: 10 Year Old Rich Boy Dating 22-year-old Famous Pretty Model Buys Her Iphone X. by Barzinime(m): 12:22am On Dec 31, 2017
who said he or she is happy?
just assuming from pic... undecided undecided undecided undecided
Hotshawarma:
aye le...ibosi ooooooooo......whoever said money cannot buy happiness obviously do not know where to shop.........trust me money is involved on the matter.....
Romance › Re: For Men Only, Don't Do The Following: by Barzinime(m): 12:20am On Dec 31, 2017
i agree with all except no 2

ExAngel007:
1) Don't wear native outfits with socks.

2) Don't wear laced pair of shoes with nativeoutfits.

3) Don't hang any bunch of keys on yourtrouser loops, you are no longer in the dormitory.

4) Don't wear both suspenders (shoulder belt or cross belt) and waist belt, even if the trousers belong to your grandfather.

5) Don't wear striped shirt on striped trouser, you are not a zebra.

6) Don't wear Pattern shirt on pattern trousers.

7) Don't wear brown belt and black shoes.

8 ) Don't wear 3/4 tie. Don't disgrace yourself.

9) Shave well, don't look unkempt, shaving is still less costly.

10) Smell good. If the natural perfume persist, try Hausa perfume - aka Sosorobia

11) Don't wear sandals with your shirt tucked into your pants (trousers)

12) Don't wear a tie on short sleeved shirts. You're not a court messenger (Kotma)

13) Don't wear low-waist pants (trousers). They make you look like a girl

14) Unbutton your jacket/ blazers anytime want to you sit.

15) Offer your seat to a lady if she has none

16) Avoid arguing with a lady especially in public. E no fit you ...plus you no go win.

17) Shun the male ego and say sorry/please/thank you when necessary.

18) Ehen ...It's unconscionably tacky to wearbyour suit jacket with the designer's tag still on the sleeve cuff.

19) Always leave the lowest button on your suit jacket/ blazers open ...if the jacket has more than one button.

20) Pattern tie on pattern shirt is a no no.You're not in a circus.
Pls say thank U & send Ur offering for helping Ur ministry. Don't abuse me ooo! It is hot in FCT!
Romance › Re: Dear Nigerian Women You Are Confused by Barzinime(m): 12:15pm On Dec 28, 2017
Continue...e dey your body
sekxy:
all rubbish!!

your write up is as dumb as the writer!!

why center everything from sexual perspectives, ,

you said girls have numerous boyfriendshuh

what of guys that keep main chick,side chick,half chick,before chick and countless chick and yet boast about it,,even to the extent of rubbing it to our face that they are born polygamous. .




again you said girls have boyfriends because of moneyhuh

what of guys that keep girlfriends for sexual gratification undecided
have heard countless time when guys have to quit their relationship because of lack of sex.,,they dump ladies that didn't offer sex,,and most times the comments on NL will amaze me cos all you get to hear is dump her just because of sex,,and when the lady decides to given to your sexual urge..you tag her cheap oloshos..







you said girls sleep with married men because of moneyhuh

what of guys that sleep with married women,,engage in dirty business,,defrauding old white women,engage in robbery and diabolic things just to get money,,even engage in ritual killings undecided



and the most flabbergasting thing is that these man.whorè wants a faithful and caring wife.

after sexing and pressuring girls to engage in abortions for themundecidedangry



you need to check your life,,you are not anyway better..not even close.

nonsense
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Squad 2000 And 2017 Compared Following Their Loss Yesterday by Barzinime(m): 6:55pm On Dec 24, 2017
Op Beckham & Ronaldo were not in Madrid in 2000
zion69:
Top football club Real Madrid were beaten blue and black yesterday following their loss to almighty Barcelona.

Now the photo below shows year 2000 squad of real Madrid and year 2017 squad.

Based on the performance of 2017 squad yesterday and year 2000 squad.. Who would you pick?

If it were the year 2000 squad Barcelona played yesterday, what do you think will be the out come?
USE the comment box below.

Credit : Zion Adebisi Blog


Source : http://zionadebisi.com/compare-this-real-madrid-squad-of-year-2000-and-2017-following-their-lost-to-barcelona-yesterday/

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