₦airaland Forum

OP. Its unfortunate that you dont see the writeup as a satire. I will strongly advise you to go back to school and this time be serious with your studies.

Whoever you wish your president to be will still win and continue to be your president. So OP, I wish you more pain sorrow and madness

Rickyzagy:
Nnamdi Kanu never said that Buhari was clone.
All he said was that the man In aso rock is an impostor.


Now to the main issue.

Who noticed that camera man does not get close picture of the man una dey call president?

Why do he always sit some distance away from main events?

Why is he avoiding international top government officials gathering like the one in France few days ago and the one currently in Brazil?

Why is are we only seeing photos shops image Everytime can't NTA or channel TV give us some video?



The man in aso rock is not Buhari. I have prof's

Hey creature.. its never too late for treatment.
Heres the link to locate Federal Psychiatric Hospital on google map. Please go for treatment. Just say you are a biafran. Thats your free voucher.
https://www.google.com.ng/maps/place/Federal+Neuro-Psychiatric+Hospital,+Yaba+Bus+Stop,+Adebiaye+St,+Yaba,+Lagos/@6.5086728,3.3719173,16z/data=!4m5!1m2!2m1!1spsychiatric+hospital+near+Yaba,+Edmund+Crescent,+Lagos!3m1!1s0x103b8c5cf5ddaf7b:0x99399c3ea60dd8f8!5m1!1e1

socialmediaman:
Deja vu
This propaganda wouldn’t go this far if Buhari didn’t keep a distance from Nigerians and the media. You have to be active politically and be close to the people, that’s the fitness of being president.

Really, if not for the people urging him on for their selfish interests, Buhari would not be seeking re-election, but anyway, they say every country deserves the leader they get. Our leadership is a reflection of most Nigerians

You got that completly wrong.
A serioius president will not have time for such spurious distractions. Thats is why he hasnt responded to your people with mental issues

omonaijiria:
You dey mind them.

Digging for rebuttal about.

This even affirm the story

Was Atiku in UK: Yes

Was Atiku Granted Visa: Yes

BMC are still in shock

Mumu. What is the usefulness of a visa if it cannot be used.
All you Atiku supporters are just as daft as he himself is.

Do you think visa is our grouse with him.
If he claims he is not corrupt and thus has no case pending in USA then he should go there to prove the media wrong. Thank God they have now granted him visa. Let him use it. Simple

Caniva01:
Showing Jubrin of Sudan who Buhari was in his lifetime.

Pls, if you have any problem with my above comment, kindly argue sensibly or consult your forefather.

MADNESS IS A CONDITION MEANT TO BE ENJOYED IN ISOLATION AND BEST WATCHED FROM A COMFORTABLE DISTANCE.....

deepwater:
Nah very glaring this is not him

Hold up guys, did this guy just called the military a museum

No wonder they still use shagari tanks at metele....Truly a museum....

You are so dumb. Im sure you think with your smelly pu.ssy.

Olodo. Simple audio visual you cannot understand

SolutionMee:


Eye service. So ugly people too like better things. See how he was forming jagaban all because he landed with a chopper: a technology that's like a prototype in the hands of American high school teenagers. I can't even trust Tinubu with a flying object. That's more like a threat to the dear lives of my fellow countrymen. I don't know his covenant with unidentified flying object though.

Secondly, someone should please inform Tinubu that this competition is baseless and so unnecessary. Pa Obj ain't doing local and regional competition with him. The accomplished kingmaker is rather interested in national and international politics by making final decisions on who rule this country and who won't.

Finally, the third pic shows clearly the kind of a person Tinubu is and his real intention. Why hugging a married woman in such a disrespectful manner? The range is so close. Gosh!!! He was even expecting a mutual kiss and a romantic move. Is this not sexual harassment? What is Tinubu trying to teach our children? Won't this pollute our society with sexual immoralities? This is a serious crime in developed country, such that warrant that the perpetrator(s) of such crime deserved to be jailed.

The earlier he apologize to Saraki the better for him.
See how young Saraki is busy frustrating this obsolete man. Someone that you and his father were mate then. Tinubu gat no shame.

I know how really sad it is to want to be a yoruba man like Jagaban.
You know what you can still create this for yourself in your mud region you hear. Pele. HBP is rampnt these days

winj3:
You want small or long list?

Southerner Nigerians and middle belt people are the most stupid, docile, bamboozled inhabitants in west Africa. Any small group of people from Lebanese, Indians, Chinese, mallams, Fulani herdsmen and others can walk in rape, loot, abuse, kill them without any repercussions.

Most of the time the response is the same.......... GOD HELP US, ...RiP, ...go to church and report to pastor!

Thank you. We like it like that. So why is it paining you na.

Walelavender:
Why do we have to be reactive to these attacks? What is wrong with our intelligence? So disheartening. Read how they tried to retreat, but it was too late as the terrorists had surrounded them in their huge numbers.

Mercenaries need to return. Our service chiefs can't fix this. They are bereft of ideas.

You obviously did not read lazy one

princechurchill:
Boko Haram struck and showed us evidence to prove their act

NAF show us videos or pictures whether doctored or nursed or forever remain silent with your propaganda

You must be an idi.ot with no intention to be sane.
So to read is a problem for you baa.
Then you will come hear to start yarning "lifeless", "dullard"
Very lazy youth.

Now go and read. I dear you

ArcSEMPECJ:
If you still believe that the man over there in Aso Villa is Buhari,.....I sorry for you,.....
Imagine where white people were able to heal Buhari of his illness to the point that he is fit to play 90 minutes with Rinaldo and Messi......
I sorry for my country

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hammerFC:
Buhari is a vagabond pedophile.


Muhammad is the root of all evil in Nigeria


Either him or me, one person must go 2019

You should go. Trust me you will not be missed. We still need Buhari

NwaAmaikpe:




Buhari is an inspiration.
When I hear about all these dull girls, I'm reassured that they can still amount to something.

If a dullard could become a President in a country of scholars, then anything is possible.

You are certinly on weed laced with K2.

judajix:
15 bills, not even one Judas, makes me think something about the Jubril conspiracy, man simply can't append Buhari's signature, or how else can the senate containing his party members who passed the bill make such terrible errors such that not even one could be signed.....if you have an explanation otherwise for my curiosity please quote me and be civil, we are both Nigerians and should be seeking for the best for our dear country

So being civil is calling your president By another name. You are certinly on weed laced with K2.
Go to Abuja to get your explanation.

FarahAideed:
Just imagine A man that can't read declining 15 bills in one day

Well that's evidence for your iliterate ass that your president can read even more than the senate themself. These are bills your drunken master from otuoke could not read with his fake phd

officialfysh:
She dey find followers and likes. She no get sense sef, so any young laptop owner Na yahoo!
Her Mumu wear boot

Why e dey pain you. Abi you be yahoo boy?

onez:
The presidency is not given. It's taken. Atiku, I stand. What of you?.

I no be thief

lilfreezy:
Shettima, elrufai and buhari all had a hand in the chibok saga.

I pity Nigerians campaigning for buhari to win a second term, una suffering go enter next level

Thank you. If you call this govt suffering then let the suffering continue. I love suffering.
No go find honest job do.
Suffering ko suffering ni

joshnnanna:
Read people. The man in Aso Rock is not a Nigerian

You should instead write a story about how you discovered your parents are not ur real parents and you were adopted.

patogist:
Just read the book and leave the mistake. Nobody is perfect.

Once an olodo prez always an olodo forever

KikBuhari2Daura:
Buhari is not just incompetent he is a serial looser

Buhari is not just nepotistic he is a religious bigot

Buhari is not just clueless he glorifies glorifies cluelessness

Buhari not only support killer herdsmen he celebrates the killing of shites

Buhari was a 2015 mistake that must never be repeated

Do kill ya self on Buhari. Abi him flog your papa for jumping queue in 1983?

quentin06:
thats no way to talk about our developers, if you cant handle the truth find some where and sulk or drop dead.

The truth has already been stated. Yorubas have and use toilets to the point of even having an automated one as public toilet.
Wereas these igbo slaves to yorubas who cant control thier mouth will not face the truth and develop thier potor region. They will instead abandon it to become slaves to other tribes (mostly yorubas).

Now that is the truth. I hope you can deal with it

1x2x3:
I bet my balls this thing can't selfclean a Yoruba man's pepper laden poo

Well hate as you will igbo beggar. This toilet facility is owned by Yorubas and for Yorubas.
Hope you can rember why Ladipo was shut down. It because you dirty igbos were distributing feases about in the canal.

So shut up before you are finished in the land where you are just a common slave to yorubas

gulfer:
So Aisha couldn't have worn a heeled shoe abi, ori nta e o.

Don't mind them. That's a how madness slowly creeps in.
That kind of madness that A person has when he wakes up next morning to find out that his car has been stollen.

OFFICIALAPCNG:

OKOI OBONO OBLA SHOULD STOPMAKING MOCKERY OF HIMSELF. THE MAN IN THE ASOROCK IS NOT BUHARI WE KNOW

You know am before. Atachee

deomelo:
Credible and serious campaigns and candidates should be asking why their opponents are winning every election in sight, why they have been loosing and how to actually start winning via good strategies, planning and broad outreach to Nigerians, but they are busy shouting and crying over petty, irrelevant and meaningless fabricated love argument.


The PDP's main dilemma is their inability to show and prove to Nigerians that they are credible, competent and productive and can show Nigerians real and verifiable achievements they scored after 16 years in office and $800 billion oil earnings


....but they can not fight on that ground, they can not show Nigerians anything positive. Nigerians are not stupid and they are not blind, they know PDP's 16 years means darkness and poor power supply even though they budgeted and looted $16 billion power funds and left nearly all the projects they embarked on abandoned and funds for the projects looted.

All our institutions suffered under the PDP, nothing worked, it was all about looting and stealing.

Imagine Jonathan as the president of Nigeria asking Nigerians to give him $2.7 billion to fight BH with, but turned around and gave that money to Dasuki to share with his PDP cronies. That money can fund 2 Lagos Ibadan railway.


Atiku as a former public official himself can not show Nigerians any credible achievement as a public official or be compared with the current VP who today is one of the hardest working and productive public official in the history of Nigeria.

What Atiku is selling means nothing to Nigerians especially considering the fact that his wealth and the so called business experience are all based on greed, corruption, deception, tax evasion and unpatriotic way of life.

Atiku today is the true face of corruption in and outside Nigeria. They have sworn affidavit by the FBI in the US detailing his many acts of corruption and his indictment by the US Congress is still fresh and potent.

Back to logo, while the APC are busy completing all the projects the PDP left abandoned and proving to Nigerians that the FG can truly deliver and work for Nigerians as demanded by the nigerian Constitution, the PDP with nothing to campaign on or show Nigerians to convince them to consider and vote for them defaulted to silly, childish and nauseating cry over logo.

This is definitely a reflection of a non credible campaign, a very desperate political party with nothing to offer Nigerians beyond the same looting and stealing and incompetent mentality.

Spot on

This is exactly how to detect losers. They start to look for flimsy excuses instead of facing their campaign.
Same failed strategy used in last election is been used again.
Their failure is imminent again as usual.

Nakedwire635:
@ Basher be informed that we elected the fool in 2015, he is a servant not a lord. He is answerable to every one.

When issues like that is asked he should to us.
We are humans not cows... Rubbish.

You have not answered my question.

A please note HE IS NOT A FOOL OR YOUR SERVANT. HE IS YOUR LEADER.
So please answer the question put forth or simply keep quiet.

oilPUSSY:
The news is everywhere not only in the churches or radio Biafra ...

Why has Buhari refused to address this sensitive issue?
During Obasanjo's controversial death rumour, he came out and addressed the public because he understands the power of social media.
Why is Buhari shying away from this issue.?
He's quick to lie to Nigerians that Radio Biafra has been blocked whereas the station is still on.

Why is Buhari busy chasing shadow while he left a lot of sensitive issues are unattended ?

I have just one question for you.

If a mad man accuses you will you respond?

MorbidAngel7:
Its A Shame Nigerians Cant Read Between The Line..A P C Has Militarized Our Elections..Blood Will Flow In 02\19..

If you want it like that then so be it.

princechurchill:
You just proved my statement right with ur dumb argument ask ur emir of Kano for some lessons keep using the numbers while terrorism increases in your region over 2 million Nigerians have died in the north since 2010 go and educate your brethren

Dumb or not the message is clear and coated with 100% truth.


Do not expect them to vote for Atiku and Obi.
We yorubers understand this fact about the statistics and that why we are cool with them.
So they will prefer to vote for Buhari and Osinbanjo