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Romance › Re: Am Confused by Basildon1(m): 2:33pm On Dec 04, 2009

Please move to jokes section, 3 yrs runs is funny enough, undecided is simply side-splitting

Romance › Re: When You Are In Love Would You Fall Asleep? by Basildon1(m): 2:26pm On Dec 04, 2009

^^^^ LMAO, i was so puzzled i had to waste a few seconds of my day clicking on the thread

Travel › Re: Whats With British People And Cup Of Tea/coffee by Basildon1(m): 2:18pm On Dec 04, 2009

aysometin:
who is this?? you wrote this long epistle and you are yet to see the Sarcasm and Jokes in our post.
Pele o British gal!
We are definitely friends with them and they with us but that doesn't mean they don't take a piss from our own culture as well.

Aysometin,i'm annoyed with you for not ignoring Angie(Miss-I-am -too-scared-to lose-my one-last-job-in-life grin

). My car got towed recently and my colleague had no issues comin to my place to take me where i could retrieve it.If the posts here hurts her feelings,i suggests she makes a connection btw her forehead and the nearest wall

if you don't like it then Nigeria is only 5 hours away on a plane - as u b immigration officer,u can come and carry me now, KMT

Travel › Re: Whats With British People And Cup Of Tea/coffee by Basildon1(m): 1:53pm On Dec 03, 2009

aysometin:
I tire o.

My colleague just asked me if I wanted a cup of tea now after I said NO to one about 2 hours ago!! Ki lo de??

Thank you about the fake smile, don't smile at me if the next second you are going to frown even before I walk away!!

The most amazing one for me is that someone greets you so well today and even lends you a helping hand. If he sees you tommorow and you try to greet him/her, you'll be shocked to know they will turn away their faces like they have never seen u before.

One more thing, I have never seen such Nosey peeps in my life. The lady that sits beside me is constantly peeping into my screen and wants to know everything about me.

I Love NL, Been working here close to a year and i have never had a beverage yet the silly people keep asking if i would like a cuppa.

'The Smile', God knows how much that pisses me off - so fake, considering the fact they gossip more than blacks.Being nosey is a very cultural thing for them,i think, i sit close to the door angry

Amazing one i learnt early is if they are choking/coughing/sneezing to death, NEVA say sorry/u ok?, just keep staring since IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!

Jokes Etc › Re: Lightwalk Is Gay! by Basildon1(m): 5:37pm On Dec 02, 2009

lightwalk:
Ha ha. My daughter is crying. I thought there was a stupidity tournament going on.I really want to win

@tanimz;ok I'll send you a ping

That was a good one, LOLZ, what a pair of humorless gals to take this thread serious,

Romance › Re: Me? Do The Dishes With You? For What? by Basildon1(m): 5:02pm On Nov 27, 2009

Lol, i think it depends on whose place it is, if it's in your yard,i think it's courtesy to help with the dishes, but if you have been invited over for dinner and she wants you to do the dishes, TELL HER TO OVERDOSE SLOWLY!!

Nairaland General › Re: Mukina Why Not Release Me by Basildon1(m): 5:45pm On Nov 19, 2009

spikedcylinder:
, Just like the Muslims and Christians, no one is entirely certain of 'the truth'. Live your life the way it best fits you and don't be a nuisance to others is all

This just sums up everything so perfectly, especially for the schizos amongst us, I dont believe in your God is not equal to I WILL BASH YOUR GOD AT EVERY CHANCE.

Truth is most people are never really offenders, mukina2 only bans you if her imaginary friend allah or her ego says so. . . . I think there's a medical term for that hallucogenic sickness

What an amazing douche bag! huh

Celebrities › Re: Mo'weeds Stars by Basildon1(m): 1:34pm On Nov 19, 2009

^^^do your research b4 opening your gob, the active ingredient -(yes,i have a 1st degree in Biochemistry and my friend carried a project on the cannabis plant) is not addictive. It works in a different way to nicotine. The addicts abuse it primarily as a means of escapism from personal issues.QUIT JUDGING N THINKING IT MAKES U BETTER

Travel › Re: An Ex-illegal Immigrant: A Vivid And Detailed Account by Basildon1(m): 9:37pm On Nov 16, 2009

Poster, you are too good a teaser,mehn, LOLLLLLL, anybody wey e dey pain make hin write hin own story,

The off point article on EDF, GENIUS,

Celebrities › Re: Mo'weeds Stars by Basildon1(m): 1:56am On Nov 15, 2009

Nigerians and their holier-than thou talk, some ppl need to get a life.Blazing is a choice -doesnt mean u r good or bad (Medical students weed, developers weed etc).it doesnt mean you cant be sucessful,intelligent or a better person than the person that doesnt weed!Bill Clinton even used it. It's like everything else , overdoing will harm.

Webmasters › Re: Nigeria Spelling Foundation by Basildon1(m): 4:01pm On Sep 25, 2009

Afam:

As they say, when you point 1 finger at someone, 4 are pointing right back at you
Hmmmmm, i think the saying goes, when you point your finger three are pointing right back at you, that is because your thumb can't point back at you gosh.

Err, i think that is your version, that's not how the sayin goes, moreover the msg was clear, no point criticising if you also end up criticising!

Romance › Re: How Do I Let My Dad Know Dat Aint Gat No More Time For The Governor's Daughter? by Basildon1(m): 1:17pm On Sep 25, 2009

I will come back to read this post when i have difficulties sleeping, Gosh!!!

Health › Re: Cure For Diabetics At Last by Basildon1(m): 12:54pm On Sep 25, 2009

Yes link pls, Trying to google it stil

TV/Movies › Re: The Best Yoruba Film Ever? by Basildon1(m): 12:34pm On Sep 25, 2009

madam dearest is a classic!!! unbeatable

TV/Movies › Re: What Are Your 3 Best Series? by Basildon1(m): 12:31pm On Sep 25, 2009

24,24,24,

Food › Re: What Dont You Ever See Yourself Eating? by Basildon1(m): 12:05pm On Sep 25, 2009

mohawkchic:
~Sea Food~

~Crab
~Squid
~Shrimp
~Cockle
~Oysters
~Mussles
~Dried Fish

~Etc Etc Etc

Same here, I totally hate sea-food - fried rice with shrimps is just awful,fish peppersoup is nasty etc, PLUS i hate butter - the smell drives me nuts!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Doctor Dan! by Basildon1(m): 11:58am On Sep 25, 2009

This joke is mahd!!

Family › Re: What Shld I Do by Basildon1(m): 2:08pm On Sep 24, 2009

posakosa:
Truthfully, people like you should NOT be married. You might die of a heart attack.

when ever i come back 4rm office she must go through my fone and like wise me, i will see all her received and dialled numbes, sent and received SMS for the day and this have been going on for a long time,

This just confirms that there was no point in even checking her phone as she could have been hiding a lot more, U guys need to talk

TV/Movies › Re: Heroes Volume 4 Begins <<Spoilers!>> by Basildon1(m): 1:33pm On Sep 24, 2009

Hopefully this season will be better, last season's writers were just lazy and things only picked when Brian Fuller came back on, even at that, the much awaited finale fight that took place behind closed doors really pissed me off

Romance › Re: My Heart Bleeds - My Fiancee Is Pregnant For Another Man by Basildon1(m): 1:24pm On Sep 24, 2009

Lord_Reed:
Does dat mean u hit her??!!

Not justifiable but who cares, DONT JUST DROP HER, let her family and friends know why,

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Why Do Love Makes Us Go Weak In The Knees? by Basildon1(m): 1:02pm On Sep 24, 2009

^^^ Most likely,

Jokes Etc › Re: The Photographer: Ripped by Basildon1(m): 12:45pm On Sep 24, 2009

lightwalk:
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold very long.

Culture › Re: Interracial Marriages In Nigeria by Basildon1(m): 12:31pm On Sep 24, 2009

This should be in Jokes section, what an a.s.s !! I simply can not make sense of this babble,

Romance › Re: Am Tired Of The Relationship by Basildon1(m): 11:10am On Sep 21, 2009

idstar:
I COULD HOOK U UP TO SOME GUYS THAT'LL GIVE U A RUN FOR your LIFE, NEVER A DULL MOMENT TILL U QIUT. [sub][/sub]LIKE MIKE TYSON, LIL WAYNE, SNOOP DOGGY,

LMAO, not!

Jokes Etc › Re: The Day I Almost Fart In My Manager's Car. by Basildon1(m): 3:15pm On Sep 17, 2009

good joke

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Am Looking For A Humble Lady For Marriege by Basildon1(m): 2:56pm On Sep 17, 2009

CrazyMan:
Can't you read?
He said he's looking for a lady not a guy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: A Young Man Looking For A Serious Marriage Partner by Basildon1(m): 2:49pm On Sep 17, 2009

jay bee:
Have you tried Ujujoan?

LMAO

, Nice one, i bet she will suit him just fine, wink

Health › Re: Never Ever Lick An Envelope! by Basildon1(m): 2:42pm On Sep 17, 2009

This was a popular chain mail a few months back, part myth/part legend cheesy

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