₦airaland Forum

Ebonyeyes:
Hey Hey hey, dont blame me for the animalistic tendencies of some men

I dont even get you,jeez, yes we know some men are animals, why go on and on about it when it's just easier not to flash b.o.o.b.s n a.s.s esp when you are not going to a party.

I'd choose Da Grin, everyday of the week and twice on Sunday,

The generalisation of the poster is silly but any clever guy will realise he has a point

Nuff 9j gals keep putting up the goody-two-shoes front only for you to realise later that she is far from a rose. I esp get tired of the 'I have only had 2 boyfriends and i didnt sleep with the first one' line - It's LAME!
Say d truth,any guy that cant handle it should bounce!

gidson12:
when u finish laughing u tell me, cos your 2 upper front teeth that could'nt fit into your mouth  still makes u look
like a laughing rabbit

Lool, aww,that must have hurt your feelings, Kleenex,anybody,  hehehe, u got served!

Actually Xynerise deserves a places on this list .

tosinaded@:
busta looks like an out of shaped 70 year old man

U should have seen the dude on stage when he was performing Arab Money with Spliff, his physique was giving me jokes,

^^^ merry xmas,IICE x

Why the flipping hel.l would you return it, accept first and later if it's not your size, ask here if she can exchange it, asides that,how bad can the shirt be, abi na ankara fitted t-shirt

romsky:
at least people no dey shout halleluyah 4 him show unlyk ya own wey raise head like aligator wey wan catch prey
sure say ya papa fit use bottle bottom write zero self i doubt it

;DI'm laughing with tears in in eyes now, this is even WAY WAY funnier than the joke, gaddamnit , this is evil funny,the more you understand it the funnier it even gets

Pweety4me:
Omdz your such a loser!(well u sound like one) *Shakes Her Head And Walks Out*

LOLLLZ, this is all the advice you need right here ^^, not just a loser but a gameless and weak one, u need a good dose of bitchslappin to get back to reality

hellooooo:
I think I'm hot It is not easy to be getting attention from other girls, girls do tell me I'm hot and almost go mad, I'm I that cute?

Dear Narcissus,i'm at work, you need to stop splitting my ribs with laughter , it's getting very uncomfortable

^^LOOL, even your skin might be a problem, if they see how 'fresh' your 'jand/yankee' skin they might KIDNAP you.can u imagine a silly aje pako boy can even consider that

@ OP,it must be frustrating when you realise that ppl on here can never recognise sarcasm due to lack of humor/brains

Dis Guy:
_{I didnt delete your very detailed post, it was blocked by the spambot. i reported it to the admin and super-moderators and till today nothing has been done}

How sly , I have always thought there should be a character limit for the posts on NL, I'd have to bored to tears to read such a long half-a-page post, Jeez

^^Claire needed to die before the series even started in Tim Kring's head but then the Kim Bauer(s),Suki(s) and Claire(s) are actually required for these shows

snowdrops:
The problems with most of the people making negative remarks about the poster is INFERIORITY COMPLEX.
Hello!!
Poster did not ask "how can i a multimillionaire foreigner [ who used to live in Ajegunle but ready to show off to whoever cares] be safe from all the peasants living in Nigeria?
NL when i last checked is anonymous and no one knows each other here. He never pasted his pic on his profile to show off expensive jewelry, clothes, etc. None of you guys know him personally. Hes never offended you in the past. He may well be a rich guy, who is going to spend his xmas hols in a deprived part in Nigeria -OH,REALLY He may have received feedbacks about the security situation in his area.
Poeple who have nothing to say simply follow the crowd in condemning the innocent guy. Shame on you all.

Think the whole thing through and stop thinking only you can be right.(I am definitely sure the inferiority complex is a joke as NL is probably used more by people outside 9j).He made several comments in his first post

[list]
[li]I planned to travel extensively in Nigeria but with the spate of kidnappings in Naija today -IS THIS GUY ON DRUGS[/li]
[li]I am thinking of avoiding flashy clothes when I am outside - WILL U WEAR BLING IN OSHODI
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[li]don't ask about the ear-rings and watch[/li]
[li]My temporary solution is to go with 2 phones - the main one and support one-U FOR CARRY LANDLINE[/li]
[li]One of my friends told me of how she was dispossessed of her phone recently-HOW SPECTACULAR[/li]
[/list]

Haba,na your country person finish like this. Try as i may,i cant flipping understand what this fellow is on about. Common sense is generally applied everywhere in the world.
I wont be waiting alone for a late-night bus in Hackney and keep flashing my iPod, I wont leave my sat-nav in the car cos there's CCTV all around.even a black guy will cross to other side when you see a pack of gang boys hanging on one side of the street.

~Sauron~:
If the FLOW is tight, she won't wanna dance.
U see. . . . .U need to step up your game.

LOLLLL , Sorry ooo,the GAME himself,Guess the flow so tight,baby starts saying Let's go back to your yard,
Well,I'm just that guy that gets that phone no. ,a good dose of grinding afterwards/link up in the parking lot

^^ unfortunately/fortunately sum girls go to the club for other reasons, our job is to sieve them out

~Sauron~:
No wonder you always go home empty-handed.
Wall standing is the best method of nailing a woman. . . . .cos you will be fresh, you will appear more calm and with the right words, it's a sure banker.

U r highly mouthed, there is wall standing and there is WALL STANDING with swagger . It's over-excited guys that start forming MJ in the club,
U stay calm,make a move and AFTER FLOWING if she's wants to dance or she says 'That's my tuneee!', you get sharp and get free whining , SIMPLES!!(apologies to meerkat.com)

@ OP;I tink the best ting u can do is that you are not coming here as we hasnt seen people from abroad before

Brethren are balling their heads off in Naija, a trip to Silverbird will introduce you to some of the sickest phones ever, even when you go clubbin,you will be shy at the popping spree, u dey here dey think

^^^ crying more than the bereaved , what a pathetic attention-seeking bu.m-suc.ker , i have only crossed paths with her in a single thread and she attacked a previous post of mine, i talked about her thread hoppping in reference to her posting preference on NL.

@ angiefan,[/b]isnt the mere fact that you deem it fit have a signature that serves as an antithesis to the underlying theme of this forum a pointer to your infantile state of mind.

You keep thread-hopping the whole of NL looking for an avenue to show your amusing zealotry for anything british. Why claim at every second to be ENGLISH, LOL ?Even going as far as distinguishing your parents nationality from yours.U really need church

You reek of paranoia and delusions the way you develop a panic attack the moment someone take a dig at Britain

[b]@eldee: Yes i know i may be sort of derailing the thread and for the records,i actually believe the guy should be deported if the law warrants that (heck,it's even a criminal offence not to inform the DVLA of a change of address on your licence so with his record he was swimming with piranhas).

I am totally devoid of any racist inclinations -maybe not naturally but over time (yes i know black people never accept they are racist) and if i sound so,it's because she's grinding my gears.A part of you has got to admit that her excessive outbursts about her nationality doesnt sound right.

olabukola:
You are that Brit only on Paper. British people know themselves mate. Speaking like you are choking does not make you brit. A white man even fake oyibos and Japanese need explanation before he/she see you are a "brit"
Orangutan calling herself brit, pls don't let Nick Griffin hear that from you.

Dont be suprised if she has pictures of the BNP members all over her room,

You are hurting this pseudo 'british' irritant when you keep smashin nails of sense into her thick skull.She even calls herself English .  Japanese kids in the UK that can count the number of times they have been to Japan will tell you straight without batting an eyelid that they are Japanese.

Meanwhile this clueless fellow who probably got a passport by virtue of being here for donkey years is still reeling with excitement at finally having a red passport and cant wait to come on NLand(a faceless forum) to show appreciation and allegiance to Britain.

Jeez, u really suck .Get a life and quit this "dont you dare talk bad about britain" crusade. If it stops you from sobbing your eyes out, we accept that u r british, english,anglo-saxon, yes?

I saw the video and only a retarded person(poster esp) will say that was sex, the dog was on her back like she was 'backing' a child,

Depilot:
It's very challenging to develop Nigeria because people like yourself and myself are not doing anything, but complain and use corrupt leaders as an excuse.

It takes the entire village to raise a bright kid; I think it also takes everyone of us to see a well developed Nigeria.

Many of us are too busy and too focus on only making money in Nigeria; none of us is willing to volunteer to contribute anything toward developing this country.

May be this is the right moment for each and everyone of us to pause and ask ourselves this question:
I'm now 25 yrs old or 30 yrs old or 40 yrs old or 50 yrs old, through out my life as a Nigerian, what have I ever done for this country?
If you can not come up with at least 2 things, you're part of the problem.

I get tired of myopic and all-knowing lines like this, yes the citizens have a part to play but let's stop all this rubbish talk about how we dont do anything useful for our country. THERE IS A REASON WHY GOVERNANCE IS DELEGATED TO A FEW.

Elected representatives (hard to keep a straight face when i say that) are meant to develop a PATH for the people for the country's upliftment and create an enabling environment where development can flourish.

Go and ask the average brit for even one thing he has done for his country and he will look at you with contempt for even trying to judge him, BUT DOES THAT MEAN HE SHOULD NOT HAVE ACCESS TO BASIC AMENITIES.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]LOL. . .i did actually mean that what you said was funny
And i wasn't that ticked off.  His line was purposely done. . .whether by self or campaign, time will tell [/color]

ohh, (phew!), u scared mi , thought u'd gone over to the dark side

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Funny[/color]

What's with that,jeez?! Just meant that u always have this happy thing going on, was taken aback that u seem ticked off with his line.

this topic is misleading,jor , n why is it in this section,it should be in career,

iice:
[color=#9900ff]You can obviously see my name. I'm not one of the little children you play around with.
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wow, i never thought i'd see the day i'd detect IICE being even slightly pissed off,