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PoliticsRe: 2023: South South Will Shock Tinubu&apc by Bastard1stborn: 3:00pm On Jan 16, 2022
It doesn't matter who become the president of Nigeria come 2023... But the opportunity South South got through OBJ would never reach that region in the next 40years.

Mark my word.

You people always deny igbo politically so as not to be sidelined like the yeebos. But here come a tussle between the southerners, you have the gut to speak against the same west that orchestrated and positioned Nigerian dumbest and the most drunkard president ever who come from your region.

See I won't say anything so you people won't see my mention as insult but look ye people of noisy region...

Nigerians won't forget how you steered the ship of our nation and mismanaged embezzled our treasury.

What is your population selfhuh
PoliticsRe: Wait Until Peter Obi Declares. by Bastard1stborn: 2:54pm On Jan 16, 2022
If I talk wetin dey my mind now, Yeebos will come for my head but I won't talk.

What I know is that a particular region in this country can't attain the position of VICE PRESIDENT in the next 50yrs. Na my Igbo landlord when I go serve for Anambra tell me. He made me realize how northerners can't even risk vice slot to Yeebos let alone presidency.

My advice for Yeebos is to attack me and get presidential tickets from both APC & PDP.

Can't wait to see the first full and the last hediot to attack me.

Happy Sunday to my fellow understanding and intelligent Yeebos.

Yours faithfully

Baba iya yin
BusinessRe: Obi Cubana To Sponsor Ekuma Jeremiah, Hawker To University by Bastard1stborn: 2:54pm On Jan 16, 2022
All these can't save you when your yarn open because the breeze will soon blow.

Caution your boys... One of them is stepping and dragging with a big fish.

The plan is to bring down the whole tree because of a minor branch..


A word is enough... Weed off the unwanted soldiers around you.

Not saying you ain't clean or clean... It no concern me today unlike yesterday grin...

L'a Malaysia L'a Naija L'a lipsrsealed


Together we survive to arrive... God bless you bro


But you and I know say you be thief grin


That region breeds too much criminals but they are not violent in nature unlike our Northern brothers grin
FamilyRe: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by Bastard1stborn: 2:48pm On Jan 16, 2022
I will turn back, Go to the market and buy cucumber worth 10k, different sizes.

I will not touch her for the next one year except we both know about it. Me wey I don tire of jollof rice before, its a good excuse for me to taste numerous puna outside
InvestmentRe: Dogecoin (DOGE) Breaks Downtrend, Expects 35% Increase Next Week! by Bastard1stborn: 11:43pm On Jan 15, 2022
SCAM
FamilyRe: Married Men How Do You Confidently Cheat On Your Spouse? ( My Experience) by Bastard1stborn: 11:42pm On Jan 15, 2022
superintendents:
I like queen too much,but couldn't get one bro,

grin

help me find one Abeg..

boss
That one no be Queen... Na Street but not hoelosho. oooo

But na full intellect with 65% street OT
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Knows How Much This Organisation Pays by Bastard1stborn: 11:40pm On Jan 15, 2022
Realestatevixen:
So no single person has an idea
Idea on what?
FamilyRe: Married Men How Do You Confidently Cheat On Your Spouse? ( My Experience) by Bastard1stborn: 11:34pm On Jan 15, 2022
superintendents:
queen Abeg find me a woman like you...


huh
Seems you already pay for your death certificate... Trouble dey sleep, you wan go wake am
RomanceRe: Sex With My Co-Worker. I'm In Big Trouble by Bastard1stborn: 11:31pm On Jan 15, 2022
lifenija:
he was fuking where e ate not shitting
You need a knuckle on ya head man
RomanceRe: Sex With My Co-Worker. I'm In Big Trouble by Bastard1stborn: 11:24pm On Jan 15, 2022
SoapQueen:
Abeg guy, come give us update of! Mr. Romeo, Romeo!


How far Juliethuh Lool.
This is the girl... I don catch her grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Sex With My Co-Worker. I'm In Big Trouble by Bastard1stborn: 11:22pm On Jan 15, 2022
grin grin grin


HIPROFILE:
Gbes! Gbes!! Gbesese !!!

Double wahala for dedi bodi grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Sex With My Co-Worker. I'm In Big Trouble by Bastard1stborn: 11:06pm On Jan 15, 2022
HIPROFILE:
Bro you have to calm down with this issue and be more diplomatic in handling this else it will affect you too which you dont want ... Its a woman you are dealing with and not a man those folks act before they think and majority of them are selfish.

See what I think you should do

1. You have to agree with her that you will talk to your uncle again on her behalf when you tell her this make it so real like you going to do just that na only you know say you aren't doing that.

2. Return and inform her you spoke to your uncle but he refused owing to the fact that you did same last time also let her know where her problem is coming from incase she has forgotten (The senior colleague she challenged) Tell her your uncle is firm and resolute on the sack. hence you can hardly influence his decision this time.

3. Tell her to give you her CV to help her secure employment opportunity from other firms mention to her couple of bigger firms she would love to work and promise her you will try to secure one.

Reason you have to go this way is because shes feeling hurt now because she must have been doing all the sex thing with you just to secure protection from being sacked from the company since its owned by your uncle therefore having you by her side is a plus and I guess thats what gave her the mind to challenge the senior colleague because of who deh her back in the company. thats women for you
The girl dey nairaland.com grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Saddest, Most Favourite Song Of Last Year!!! by Bastard1stborn: 10:24pm On Jan 15, 2022
Bobo calm down na grin.... You even dey explain gimme grin



HellVictorinho3:
Testhuh??


Are you confused or what exactlyhuh?


She stated her case..... I replied..... available whathuh?



Does she seem like someone looking for a manhuhhuh


She sounded like someone whose feelings towards someone aren't reciprocated...... like the person feels quite differently.... different forms of the same thing.... attractionhuh?

Like ... I wanna see you because I want this with or from you .... while you wanna see me as a result of something I don't have towards you or what exactlyhuh

It's a matter of certain things not adding up ..as in..... the chemistry is not straightforward....no formula for solving issues like this....


I hope Berry doesn't get overwhelmed with matters of the heart..... like someone saying I feel guilty for not being like this or that person just because you feel that person has the right behavior...

It's a psychological issue.... I assess myself too.....in fact, I think it's necessary for me to keep assessing reality itself till I die.



I actually think Datboredberry ....... yeah, Berry, should consider herself as just another person who can only develop certain feelings by chance....in other words, everyone develops certain feelings by chance..... it's a matter of how the environment affects you.... since you're part of another person's environment, your presence or behavior can affect such person in different ways.


Your thoughts ..... some would say you choose them..... I think they're accidental responses or effects to accidental exposures.
If I think about Berry, it's because her presence on Nairaland/anywhere else makes me think of her....as in , I can't help it.


If I also say I think something means this or that, it's because I was accidentally exposed to some words/things and I just had to respond by processing them with my brain and demonstrating the output.



I couldn't find any other way of responding.


Berry.... I assure you..if you're reading this .. that you won't regret knowing me.... I consider your case... extensively.

Precisely and seriously speaking,I am not here to scare you but if you're scared when I say these things,I wish you the courage towards overcoming such fear.... towards asking the right questions when necessary.... while I keep assessing the situation.
RomanceRe: Sex With My Co-Worker. I'm In Big Trouble by Bastard1stborn: 10:17pm On Jan 15, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
Now here is the real issue
As of today i told her that i saw her name on sack list. It didn't go well with her
She has accused me of using her to climb to get new position at work.
She is now threatning to expose all our flings and affairs to my uncle who is the M.D.
She swore that i cant be promoted and she be sacked. That if they will sack her then they must sack me too.

She said i should defend her like i did last year or else she will expose our office sex and flings to M.D
And if i defend her, that my uncle will definitely suspect and he might demote me or sack me. He is a tough disciplinary man. I have seen him sack his closest allies.
I do r know what to do. I havent eaten since afternoon. My mind is not at rest
You are not hungry... If you RE... Nothing would stop you from eating.. Nothing even her threat
RomanceRe: Sex With My Co-Worker. I'm In Big Trouble by Bastard1stborn: 10:16pm On Jan 15, 2022
angelfallz:
Why would you tell her?
You told her so that what would happen?
Leave him jare
RomanceRe: Sex With My Co-Worker. I'm In Big Trouble by Bastard1stborn: 10:12pm On Jan 15, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
I had a fling with one of my work friends.
She lives 15 mins apart from my area
We have been having sex for over a year
She is a good friend.

Long story short, i was given promotion at work. My job is one of the hardest.
I'm in charge of recurring new workers and im the one that submit the names of those who will be sacked.
The M.D is my uncle and he trust me so much

Today i opened a file and saw this girls name on list of people to be sacked.
I have to submit it and prepare their letters.
I have defended her when my uncle wanted to sack her last year.
If i defend her again, my uncle will suspect im having fling with her. He almost caught us kissing so he is suspicious
If my uncle find out, he might sack me.
He sees me as an angel and i want to keep that reputation. So i can become M.D

modified
For those asking why they want to sack her
Last year, during staff meeting. She kind of challenged a senior collegue's idea infront of everybody, the man was not having it. It caused a riff between them. Since then the man has been trying to sack her. Based on he is my uncles alley.
I defended her privately to my uncle. They didnt sack her..
Last year my uncle annouced that he will be going to uk for hip surgery.
His wife has taken over as of January.
Maybe the wife has a hand in this. 
And i cant ask her why..

Both my uncle and wife are not on nairaland. So its safe to bring this topic here
But the lady is here. Funny thing is that you guys might still be fvcking while reading comments

My advice is that you should burn the office, they will forget the sacking... Idiot!

You no know say everybody get problem for this life. Each life chapter with its own trial and upliftment. If its too critical for you to intervene, free the issue and better go and prepare for your own coming problem which you must encounter begire attaining the MD position. But trust me, the girl is going somewhere better soon if sacked.
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Reacts To Allegation Linking Him To Asian Drug Barons (Video) by Bastard1stborn: 10:04pm On Jan 15, 2022
naija4life247:
My Nigga, I am not wretched like you ooo. I make legitimate money and I don’t spend it like your drug trafficking and internet fraudster brother Obi Cubana
I don't know how much you make bro but you can't stand my brokenness. For real!

Wether you make legit or illegit money its none of my biz and na for your pocket.

But don't just open mouth and brag just because it's a faceless forum. Do you know how many of your parents teachers and classmates that visit this Web. Well, just becareful and don't forget the advice I gave you
PoliticsRe: How Has Your Life Been In Seven Years Of Buhari’s Rulership? by Bastard1stborn: 9:04pm On Jan 15, 2022
Cruise
BusinessRe: Ibiza: Obi Cubana Shows The First Club He Built In 2006 (Photos, Video) by Bastard1stborn: 8:49pm On Jan 15, 2022
KillIgbohoN0W:
Don't you know Afonjas are eternally jealous of Nwafors because we come to their doorstep and turn them to our tenants. grin
Please what is your real name and are your parents still alive?

Were you trained by them and what ghetto part of the country do. You hail from?
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Reacts To Allegation Linking Him To Asian Drug Barons (Video) by Bastard1stborn: 8:46pm On Jan 15, 2022
naija4life247:
Drug trafficking idiot.

He said he has made a covenant with God not to be involved in drug trafficking. What brought about the covenant? I have never had such a covenant with God because such idea or thought never arise. What made him make such a covenant? Was it because one of his courier boys was caught or his family member ran mad due to drugs abuse? He should tell us more.
You talk too much. Grow up so you can see the light behind great people. Its faceless forum actually but don't say such in public, not even within your friends who are doing better...


Okayhuh
Christianity EtcIt's About Thanks Giving In Faith With Response From Above by Bastard1stborn(op): 8:37pm On Jan 15, 2022
Please let's thank God together for his mercy endureth forever more.

A thanks giving to Father is a seed sowing in order to harvest blessing and mercy from him.


I just want to say Thank you Father!


To everyone of us that say "Thank you Father" ... May Heaven accept our thanks giving and reverse our shame to fame by providing for our necessities & needs

*Amen*
SportsRe: AFCON 2021: Super Eagles Qualify For Knockout Stages (Photos) by Bastard1stborn: 8:27pm On Jan 15, 2022
Can't wait to see them. At MM intl airport
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Young Bola Tinubu In Suit by Bastard1stborn: 8:24pm On Jan 15, 2022
He looks like a determined kind of person. If becoming the president is actually meant for you, you will get there without no stress. But if its not meant for you, please stay off it because the creator may call before you get there. Or you wanna make another new uncommon history?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Show Nigerians Your Friend's Competence, Then We Judge Your Performance by Bastard1stborn: 8:18pm On Jan 15, 2022
The idea used to be that terrible countries were terrible because good, decent, innocent people were being oppressed by evil, thuggish leaders. Somalia changed that. Here you have a country where just about everybody is caught up in hatred and fighting.
PoliticsRe: I’ll Leave Nigeria If Tinubu Emerges President —bode George by Bastard1stborn: 8:07pm On Jan 15, 2022
This thief again?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Visits Governor Makinde In Office by Bastard1stborn: 8:00pm On Jan 15, 2022
GeorgeTheCoder:
Tinubu will NEVER be president. Take that to the bank.
Be careful so you won't take it to jail while we celebrate his 100days in office
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Visits Governor Makinde In Office by Bastard1stborn: 7:59pm On Jan 15, 2022
Tinubu is a Spammer while SEYI Makinde is a Wirelord

Agba yahoo meji


Kanu na picker, Money burst for his head na why he dey inside jail. Na so picker dey chop sahara beating just like Igboho too.

Bode George na Dating guru... And the likes of Orji, Dansuki, Deizaini etc....

You see everyone at the presidency are Benefits crew... You no understand? Na those ones they cash out steady and heavy
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo: South-East Is The Most Qualified For Presidency In 2023 by Bastard1stborn: 7:56pm On Jan 15, 2022
Kanu was my classmate in secondary school. He repeated jss3 4 times. My name is Eze
RomanceRe: My Saddest, Most Favourite Song Of Last Year!!! by Bastard1stborn: 7:55pm On Jan 15, 2022
HellVictorinho3:
Since you're not Berry,kill yourself.......she won't dare say such a thing to me...##
Why are you acting like a nice guy. I know you would have bashed me or say something more terrible or ridiculous because I can feel how pained you are grin grin... So you can come at me in peace because of Berry or Werry, I don't know her moniker but I know a lady seeking to test her relationship and emotional ideas, logic and theory on available men like you.

Continue shogbo
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Reacts To Allegation Linking Him To Asian Drug Barons (Video) by Bastard1stborn: 7:50pm On Jan 15, 2022
Shut up! Na thief you be and anything drug is peculiar and familiar with your region.

Nevertheless, I like you grin

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