ah ah What of lil Kesh... street wan almost dey vex ooo... lolz see as small doctor of yesterday don turn Kesh to patient for Street. choi

why won't this inspire you... go and look at the history of the greats and see how much education they got. I later knew that in America since the 1980s the most successful people no pass secondary school aka high school. so what are you saying... how many of Una don use UN's regurgitated certificate knowledge to do?

well ebuka wore it better and it's cos of two factors.
1. his trousers fits better. it's sewn closer to his measurements. For Banky nnnaaahhh.
2. Ebuka agbada is shorter. shorter agbada tend to have a better fit and outlook than the longer ones. Banky own too long and he's short.

CONCLUSION: Banky should stop sewing with Yoruba tailors who like the Americans sew baggy stuff and patronise down southern tailors who sew fitted like the Italians.

well ebuka wore it better and it's cos of two factors.
1. his trousers fits better. it's sewn closer to his measurements. For banky naaahhh.
2. Ebuka agbada is shorter. shorter agbada tend to have a better fit and outlook than the longer ones. Banky own too long and he's short.

CONCLUSION: Banky should stop sewing with Yoruba tailors who like the Americans sew baggy stuff and patronise down southern tailors who sew fitted like the Italians.

well what I've noticed is that majority of Nigerian girls do not marry who they love. ask them or observe them closely and you'll see. they may love a guy (who's financially inadequate) and go for someone who's ready to settle due to societal and family pressure.

marriage for most girls is another way of slaying. it's a bragging right. a way of showing superiority to others (so as car, kids, clothes, makeup, shoes, THE BIG WEDDING, bridal shower rubbish, etc) and this transcend to focus on the glam n pepper dem gang of marriages n not what it entails. so they are nasty, controlling, frustrating and entitled and selfish unlike our most of our mothers. dunno what caused this cultural shift.

As for the men it's a problem of too many priorities. even if you choose women a topic of a man's priority, he has too many specs. he may say he likes petite and he's cheating on that petite with a buxom. Men nowadays too aren't responsible. they wanna make money and all but wanna be loud and imposing and irrational in Thier lifestyle as opposed to being responsible like most of our fathers. dunno what too caused this cultural shift.

Few have set good examples of what it means to be cool headed like Anderson paak and Kendrick in Rap, Mark Zuckerberg and some other young entrepreneurs who have married early and stayed responsible. it's not impossible... we're just wrong somewhere in our mental.

izit like rumi I.e. short for ruminants

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universities should publish people's literature in websites and the likes. we are in 2016 for petes sake.

All dese church people... Go and marry ur pulpit na... Mtcheeww

C dem French dp pple, y not use Nigeria now they have bombed some people here... Foolish unpatriotic punks

Please what is the full name and meaning of Tome.

Hehehehehehehe! OP give question, go sleep when he neva give answer... Jobless people una doh ooo!

Lolz... Nairalanders allow me sleep ooo... Kwazie comments doh!

Abeg make person tell OP say Geology for Great UNIBEN nuh easy oooo. The field work alone na dai... Even an engineering student that followed us complained bitterly after one day of loggin... GREAT NMGS! GREAT UNIBEN

Only one thing I have to say, the night gets darkest before the dawn. On that note, things will get better. U don't expect this immense pressure on BH now to make them cower in their fannies. Naturally they'll hit back harder. Pres. Buhari is just suffering the aftamath of what GEJ allowed to breed right under our noses. By the time a bee hive is to b destroyed, the bees do their best to protect its colony

What of the service providers that give so little data for so much money. Abeg! Ur analogies are falacious cos people also scam n do bad things with data they paid for.

In terms of 10" and above tabs and laptops, windows is still dominant but I terms of phones, leave it for android n apple. Apple and google will not dominate microsoft in tabs and laptops in the nearest future because of a strong factor we consider when buying a laptop n dat is gaming. Now most games come out in three formats- ps4, xbox, and windows. I don't see ios n. Android coming into d fold soon

This is unhygienic and quite disgusting..., but cmon most of you guys are guilty of this browsing crime... Pls share your thoughts

They are mostly northern leaders. To me the southern leaders did wors n they too should be brought to book

this is a well needed development in our moving forward democracy and nationality. if all religious leaders especially the Islamic ones, boko haram won't see young ones to recruit

Igbo people una dey madt gon, u didn't vote for the man n u r d first to demand ish from him. Imagine d nerve.

Well he may not be black as u say as d arabs do have hair of wooly texture n due to d sun dark skin. This doesn't make an arAb blAck. Well I like this picture drawn by a child after a vision she saw of Him.

When I see dem talk bout hw they'll catch crime offenders I just go....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Based on the not too recent story of Patoranking and my recent experience I have been inspired to dedicate a topic to our unwanted friend, "Running stomach aka PURGE". It was a lovely sunday when I sat in church enjoying the service when I began to feel uneasy n restless. My stomach began to growl n then rumble like a thousand clouds n dats when I knew it was about to rain in my pants soon. So quickly I culdnt wait for service anymore I n ma sis headed for a bustop to take a bus cos our house is closeby. On boarding a bus d devil decided to plan me further by making dis bus not only slow but full of ALONG passengers not to mention unwarranted goslows n me dey die for inside... Sweat begin flow n I felt like faruq u had a bomb in him cos I was about to explode. Close to our junction I couldn't wait so I allighted quickly leavin my sis n decided it'll be faster n less embarassing if d tin happen as I dey waka go house... To cut long story short , there was an outpouring of Lavashious sh*t @ d gate of my compond n I found out on dat i arrived 2mins to my house before my sis dat was on a bus... It seems nuh b only Holy spirit fit make Elijah waka faster than Chariot... I know this is embarassing but I'll love to hear yours tOo.

Well its a start, american movies were poorly made leading up today... Examples d 1st hulk, superman, kingkong, even clash of the titans. These were all wack but their remakes r awesome based on corrections of their mistakes.

First pic She resemble one of those ants in dat cartoon, bug's life.

Hunger Games; The struggle of the Jons. Coming soon on DVD.

Well I've read comments here n am disappointed @ d miopic foolishness of undergraduates n even graduates on NL. Yes I said foolishness cos if ur dad had problems in his work due to original certificate issues u won't be dat pompous ass son dat ask ur dad to collect it from waec... I used to blame Jonanthan for Naija's prolems but no its Naija itself dats so dumb to deserve change talkless development. Tanchu

Press am press am... Ok put gator oya press am again...

Lwkmo... Igbo pple its Jesus not chisos, its people not PIPULU/ BEnin pple, its girl not GEH, its sexy not zezy, its three not TREE, its spoil not SPO-EH/ to all transFORMERS its GOD not GURD, I'm so hot not I'M SO HURT, its pure-water not PURE-WAHRA! I don talk pinish... Oh sorry finish

Mmtchew! D'Banj na oldskool Oga PATOROCKING don take ova.

Lolz... La wa hoooo KONJI na bastard