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Dey play ooh
Make una just dey play

I hope and pray we won’t start to be missing Buhari days
Jonathan days was better than Buhari
If Buhari days come better than Tinubu
Na him be say Nigeria don finish

Larry1960:




Lolz make him no mind me abi but I call my friend today him dey beg me make I lend am 300k


I felt crying for him na people like you push to the problem he's facing now in Canada

Then I come call that my child hood friend for Canada make him sell 3000cad I shock when him dey beg me for 300thousand naira
Na today I know say it's not really greener on the other side

Instead of you to advise that guy that Spain na casted country
Canada of all places no be uk

There is no point jappaing if you have a good job or business in Nigeria just make sure u give birth to ur children abroad and stay in ur naija dey chup rice & chicken.

The only people I will encourage to jappa are d jobless graduate moving Lagos till 4 am.
At least u will be able to work, pay ur bills, plan ur life and make progress.
If truly u have 25million saved somewhere in naija there is no point jappaing unless na yahoo plus u take get am

No dey shift goal post

Ordiaprecious:
Abeg how person dey japa to spain? Eho get better spain link?

With 5m you can japa to UK...no let them lie for you....the student route is still open, though new regulations is starting out Jan 24...all those 28m story na wash.....

My brother go traveling thread on nairaland all d info u need full there.
Also ask question and catch one or two people aside, Na from there I get secret info of new open route before the whole naija flood am and now closed.

no mind that Larry1960 long dick that is always quick to show us rice and lean chicken. Wey dey shout 25 million up & dan.

Abeg if I get 25 million naira for my account why I go wan jappa ?

Even Cho Cho corner44 is more knowledge than him.

Glithronix:
Someone accused me of saying I'm buying 1 in one year of driving. I said make him show me the screenshot where I vowed to that.
This person you quoted said na 6 months I promised. make him provide the screenshot nah, abi no be so?
Who's next to accuse me of 3 months promise?
Then maybe another person will say I promised to buy one on the day I collected a car on rental.
Wetin Musa no go see for gate?

Much respect, baba.

Don’t mind dem Dav1002 today 1 yr 2mro 6 months,
Wetin Elder pope191 see sitting down all dis small boys can’t see jumping up…
Pope kuku ma give u 10 years… enuf time

I know God no go kuku shame u…

Sitmr:

Give your phone to Conner44. He's clearly more knowledge than you are.

You must be sly

Corner more knowledge than pearl

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Glithronix:
There's nothing worst about indrive, boss.
Na you probably neva give am time to really use am to hustle.
Try and dedicate a full day job on indrive and see which one is better.
If na newbie talk this one now, I go say maybe na because he's new to the game.
Shebi na the same indrive I dey use and I prefer it to bolt 100%. I started the hustle with bolt and I served bolt for like 5months.
Baba, abeg switch to indrive and see nahh.
Abi you dey drag 1k trips on indrive ni?
On indrive wey I dey use, any trip that's below 3.5k, I no dey near am.
It is well.

Much respect, boss.

I kuku talk am now say u don turn veteran. I remember when u dey beg 4 rental car up & dan dis thread.

U are one of the example of the “ hustle is meant for some people and some will struggle in it”

With d way u going u will kuku shame dem pope191 and co dt says u will drive for 10 years

God no go kuku ma shame u

pope191:
If nah sly or silly e for better, someone that is slyistically

U go collect u go shrink, if u call me slyistically again

I already know where , you , Gentlelife50 & yeyegbami belongs but doesn’t ruffle me at all.

I’m very gentle and respectful but if u hit me I will call Felicity to hit u back.

You will cry

First it was felicity100 & Pope191
Today northbird and pearl1910

I hope my new circle of millionaires go dey amuse me like dis


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dapotemi:
What do you think it will be for the Uber driver, considering the number of hours we put on this hussle.......some of you drive between 12 and 18 hours EVERYDAY!!!!
Quite funny when an old 🐈 here advises people to work very hard now by DRIVING and making all the money so they can rest when they're old....I cringed...Rest where, see you, see ebony, abi MIT.. make e no be like say na only ebony I dey do advert for ...you better wake up.

Mr Man will u plsss face ur job and leave dis
living things Drivers alone here
This same talk I done talk am sorteee dem drag me like generator for here, called me names, curse me, nothings wey dem no do me.
D more I dey shout d more dem dey drag me,
I was trying to sensitize intending drivers or partners to thread carefully before they jump in.
Yet Glithronix continue dey kuku beg for rental car dt period as newbie.
Today he don join dey explain how him life don change by buying drinks at party’s.
I guess some people are destined to drive no matter how u try.
But I see say u get strength.
Baba continue, I dey ur back (dem short my voice)
But fire ON some people still needs ur voice to know d truth about d hustle…

I dey whisper in peace ….

DonJoeSneh:
Funny thing is, if you don't get external funds and you still rely on daily money from driving, you will still goan pick that girl as a graduate when she's done. Either una accept am or not, nobody dey grow in this hustle, you will just be a living thing... One small car issue can chop all your one month profit.

May God forgive u oohhh
Living thing… Habbaaa
Which kind people dey dis thread like dis ?
u call Uber drivers just living things
As how ? Like plants or wetin
Living thing pope191 dem say if u don’t join d telegram Grp na u go still pick dt small girl at d airport.

Dis thread ehhhhh

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izzou:
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In life, we change circles. Circles would never change because of you, and I think that's some people here are missing it.

Anybody that wants to pay 2 million a month school fees or buy 80 million apartment in Lekki should not be here, and that's the truth.

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I want to buy 280 million house in lekki
My circle is not here
Chaiii e dey bite me for body
I’ve been in wrong circle thread all this while, let me go look for my new circle.

No wonder dem say na DR Congo I dey
I don comot dis circle fr fr

Searching for my new circle of millionaires and lekki land lords

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Glithronix:
You dey even dey stress yourself with this comment.
Who no know Baz for here before?
@Baz001 well done, sir. Na our Nigerian DSS we go send to come seize your phone for obodo Oyinbo.

Much respect, baba.

U dey type epistle yesterday, e dey sweet u,
how ur former GM call u for high table, how u bought drinks for ladies … d story dey sweet u for belle, dey do keyboard warrior u no know say people dey observe

You never see anything for dis thread ?
Stray bullet and subtle jabs go dey hit u on d low.

We gather dey here

Welz:
Gilthronix can testify to that

pope191:
I guess that’s almost everyone goals here. Like my boss glitchronix that need to raise money for his electronic business. He may drive for the next ten year to get the money, does mean driving is what he is passionate about.
This flow is honestly make me to laugh. Felicity is an acclaimed cars seller, just as cosmos maduka do sells too. That does put them on same level.

Drive for A whole 10 Ten years ?
Glithronix much respect sir add 10 yrs to his age
Why are u like dis pope
Stray bullet kuku still hit am after running him mouth yesterday
God no go kuku Shame us

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CheerfulGiver:
I was waiting for you to fall headfirst into that trap.

Look how orgasmic your replies are sounding. Singing praises of an Uber driver abroad. That just shows that all the noise about getting a job in Nigeria, all the noise about former salary earners whining about losing their former jobs are nothing but a distracting NOISE.

The same people chatting nonsense about not being able to sit on a table in Nigeria with a group of people because they drive Uber in Nigeria and look down on themselves will suddenly embrace that same table in Nigeria with those same people if they were based abroad driving the same Uber.

Low self esteem is the problem of the "have been's" on this thread. That you have a low self-esteem doesn't mean you have to rub it off on the next driver.

Just as a Nigerian Uber driver in Chicago has realized that driving is just a noble source of income is the way a lot of us here see it. I'll like any of these "I have been a former this and that" on this thread, and the "salary work in Nigeria 2023 is best" crooners to categorically SWEAR that they will reject any opportunity to move to Chicago to drive this Uber they're looking down on in Nigeria.

If they cannot, just know that all their comments on this thread are just nonsense. Which is why no serious person takes them serious anymore.

 I will rather drive Uber abroad than in Nigeria because whether you drive Uber, plumber, banker, lecturer , care givers you will all be able to access basic standards of living foods, health, good road , lights… same
You can all buy brand new cars, buy house on credit and pay for next 50 years. The difference is not so much unlike Nigeria that Uber drivers may never be able to buy ordinary tokunbo car of 2018 while paying house rents & children school fees not to talk of landed properties in Lagos.

However I never talked down on Uber driving in Nigeria, I only disagree with you, pearl and your followers that your earnings in this hustle can’t be predicted & consistent. Either you or car breakdown at some point, if u don’t drive u don’t make money.

Well Well I give it you, you have tried to be consistent over time except that October 1M target but na only mouth pearl and your followers get.

Lastly I will rather drive Uber in Nigeria than stay home jobless begging uncles for urgent 2k or doing fraud.

hefelove:
Japa japa japa, my friend in Chicago since 2017 has been doing Uber in Chicago go, people wey dey wash dead body for abroad nko?

Me sha still Dey find car to drive for rental abeg.

The surprising thing about this my friend was that, during assu strike in 2012, someone from his family helped him, took him to UK, the weyre study for UK finish, he forget certificate enter Chicago go Dey do Uber 😂

The weyre go don use Uber driving build house for nigeria. While his mates still looking for car to do Uber.
The weyre go born American citizen children, free education, free transport to school ,free Medicaid
While his mate go dey pay sch fees every 3months, dey get HBP
The weyre don forget about poverty days like dis.

pope191:
How nah my oga? I no deh there when you say you deh earn 1 million monthly. Your house rent is 1.6 million and happiness, johnbosco with Ruth are paying 650 each every team.

Only one thing wey deh pain me. Cheerfulgiver no deh too talk before he flash receipt. General go just vex show the receipt of em KOK. But you? We fit drag receipt matter for the next one month.

Na Gabrinchiii get receipts
pearl na only mouth him get “easily week in week out “

pope191:
I never see… is this ok for you?

Yes I know you will always say the truth but was stylish following pearl.

Lawyers I can agree but Doctors hell noooo

dapotemi:
Oh this is EVERYTHING we need to know..Thank you for your comment...I lost my job as a banker, maybe a BO.
Now I do u Uber and you say I suffer from low self esteem..Nope, I AM THE LOW SELF ESTEEM! This is the situation of some of you. I sympathize with myself and with you....You see, some of us have seen money, real money but somehow life happens and here we are, am not sure we will ever be comfortable doing this Uber and pls don't compare yourself with Chigozie abi Jamiu who was brought to Lagos by his maternal uncle to be watching his car every morning but somehow got a car on HP from his neighbor, who is a BO in the bank. Driving round Lagos carrying olosho from Radisson Blu to fourpoint to every shortlet apartment on the island, go home with 20k, what his generation never got in years and years of toiling in the farm and in Akwuzu river looking for dead fish to hook....For him, this is the DREAM, this is the Lagos MONEY they told him about, this is his own TIME! He's not wrong, don't blame him, that is everything he knows!! So what would he do if not to gather people and start lecturing them how to drive from 6am to 4am! That is all he knows! Hope he remember to tell them to brush their teeth once they meet target by 4am! God save the King and the Humber driver..
Pls be ashame of it o, if that is the GINGER you need to stop it and move to greater thing, PLEASE.

No no I don’t like this part “ gather people on telegram showing them how to drive till 4am “ and “ Akwuzu river”
O wrong now

I take that personal


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pope191:
In every works of life wetin person deh do nah tittle. Nah wetin he make out of it be the life he or she is living. We have lawyers that can’t afford suits. Nah so we have doctors that don’t know there left to right. Just as we have celebrities begging after 70 movies and some will only feature in 3 movies and built mansion. Life is all about brain gain nd belief.

U’ve started answering questions like corner44
Do u know a medical doctor driving inDriver ? Doing fastest finger & anywhere belle face
Yes or No


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TheModerator:
There was actually a doctor that was killed in Lagos two years ago or thereabouts while doing Uber as a side hustle at night. It's a business that is meant to be a side hustle. So anyone can do it regardless of status. It's just the hopeless way people think in this country that deter so many from joining.

I'm convinced there are one or two doctors on this thread that have done it or are still doing it as a side hustle.

D guy na radiologist no Doctor!
E go hard for doctors to do Uber
You can’t go to school for 7yrs do house job just to be driving up n down like rabbit
U don’t need to go to school to do taxi


https://echonews.ng/doctors-say-strangled-uber-driver-was-a-radiologist/

See as doctors deny am ?

https://www.nairaland.com/6744479/slain-lagos-uber-driver-radiographer

We have confirmed this incidence with the Nigeria Police, Lagos State command.
However, it is important to note that further investigation after NMA Lagos reached out to the family of the deceased has revealed that *Mr. Oluwaniyi Morenikeji was not a medical doctor but a Radiographer* who graduated in 2017.

Pearl1910:
See u, I see many doctors with konkosa shoes na.

I haven't seen one that resign but I have seen an unemployed Doctor driving Uber, and I know one wey still get work dey drive Uber on the side.

Make una help me ooh ?

How many of you know doctors driving Uber ?
Cos last I heard minister of health was begging nurses and doctors not to travel again cos Nigerians are short of doctors.

Pope191 u don see doctors ?

Pls anybody else don see doctors drive Uber apart from pearl

Larry1960:
So you think say is Japa is easy for the poor now to go UK now you' need minimum of #28Million naira Canada #17Million USa and Australia na die sef. The only cheapest good country I know na is Germany which would cost #11M but language barrier they and they have backlog so if you start Germany process e go take almost 2years (18Months) before person fit enter. Tinubu don finish this country with his bad policies wey no dey even help the Naira . Japa na for the rich now with the floating of the naira. Except na stupid countries like Italy, Malta or Spain person wan Japa to

Bro, you are still giving excuses I say dis boy family poor, he graduated from one state university 3 or 4years ago, he no get job since, how he take jappa beats my imagination.
I no wan know if na visiting he use or arrangee that boy saw a way to break family jinx and moved.

He has more opportunity than his mates still jobless or driving Uber up & down in Nigeria at the moment.

Look around u how many of your guys don jappa ?
How many get 12 millions before them jappa ?

Pearl1910:
Let's be real...
There are still hungry lawyers and Doctors wey no get money to buy shoe.
Am not bragging but no civil servant on Grade Level 11 (Fed or State) can afford my house rent and send their children to my children's school. This is being real.
I make more than 1m monthly now, and I wouldn't have achieved this if I stayed in paid

Let's cut this crap abeg

Really Doctors
Haba pearl !
No doctor in Nigeria will find it difficult to buy shoe, have u seen a doctor driving Uber in Lagos ?

Or doctors don dey resign to drive Uber now


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pope191:
I have a boss that told me something this year,
because he always want me to leave the shore of this country.
His daughter gained admission to study out there for 2 years. And he told me you are dropping her at the airport as an undergraduate, you may be the one to go pick her as a graduate. Think about it. Jesu! Omo the alarm still deh ring in my head. As much as I have been working for him for 2 years and he is always in and out of the country at 60. He obviously know what he is telling me. We sit and chat. He still called me yesterday. On Friday we are on the phone for almost an hour. People that hangs around you see the potential in you that you can’t even see.

My broda Jappa Jappa Jappaaaaaa
Any graduate still driving Uber hoping to get better job, pls I beg you any way you wan do am jappa jobs dey abroad for you.
They are shooting abroad,
Racism full abroad,
u will live like a 2nd class citizen abroad … for Nigeria na 1st class citizen u dey live

Time is ticking, age dey go, hustling strength dey reduce gradually.
I know a boy from very poor background, house no good at all , type of family - “can anything good come out of dis family.”
Heard d guy dey UK last month I wan craze
he has changed my perspective about jappa n hustling ?
WHY ?
If that guy can Jappa then NOBODY get excuse again, no excuse at all, though I don’t know how he did until I get in touch. but na big inspiration cos I know him.

I’ve met different peeps here with different stories & without iwe d worst of them is still better than any young man earning less than 500k in Lagos in dis Tinubu regime.

Nutshell find way to jappa before ur children start asking u questions later in future why u remain for naija when all ur mates dey jappa.



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pope191:
Don’t mind the obstreperous nincompoop. I’ve made up my mind to sell him to those Aboki buying condemn at their first given price. Dada wey dem never wash for 2 years.

Ahhhh Dreadlocks not dada
C’mon e pass dis urgent 10k for soup ?
Or something else dey wey una dey drag since
Rest plsss… if i talk too much now na stone I dey play with


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peacefulhome:
No let me throw you stone from here .

Stones again
No naah ni vex I never knew u from Ekiti,
I mean ekiti people are very nice , pounded yam on point and caring em Emm u know.

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pope191:
You head is not correct nd your evil deeds will always hunt you.You think its all painting an imaginary bloated image on a faceless forum, but in reality you are wasting. Damn! I feel for your bro, hope you get to wake up one day to realize online and true life nah 2 different words. Have you been able to have a roof on your head? No jokes or trying to put you down. Just asking, maybe gofund fit do magic.

Wetin Felicity do you ?
You can’t forgive and forget
U must be from either Ekiti , Ondo or kogi dem no dey forgive people

D way you & northbird dey throw subtle jabs dis days come dey make Gentlelife50 & TheModerator be like saint .

northbird:
We are talking of T4 and WS toyota gear oils, you are displaying Mobil oil.

Oh noooo
Did u see who u replied ?

Bring dt ur mouth
C’mon give some respect to Dru23

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dru23:
I import directly from the USA .......

Dru is baaaccccckkkkkk
My guy, Our American uncle
I miss you ooh.
Im now a good boy, No more cruise just coming here for fresh air and making peace

northbird:
Really, did 25k net easily on Wed,Thurs,Friday. On sat,I did 30k net. My net is after fuel &commission..
Reason, roads were free.

Traffic has a major influence on your earnings. Don't discount it. When was the last time you were above 290k gross in a week? You have the stats with you,check it.

Sunday is the best day to max earnings on ehailing. ..and the reason is not far fetched.. traffic is at its lowest on Sundays.

God bless you
If na some of us say dis now, they will say we are talking down on the hustle or deceiving people.

Ask for last 3weeks earnings and u will start hearing stories “ I didn’t work full time, I was busy “

pope191:
Baz001 I’ll not tell you what I don’t know. Price has change, it is left for driver to use their head. Today I saw trip from Obafemi awolowo ikeja to Yaba for 4k. This used to be 2800. A driver on indrive can gross 25k daily, multiply that by 5 days and you will have 125. Gas of 55k should get that at least. Commission of 12500 and the rest is yours to decide on. I never said the hustle is the best thing. I am just trying to simplify it. Let Pope breathe

We all know the hustle is not the best thing, but a means to an end.
I only said according to pope the hustle is better now (after subsidy) than (before subsidy).

I don pick stones, just talk anyhow and see as I go stone you