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Romance / Re: I Never Wanted To Have Sex With Her On The First Visit by Bbklopsy: 2:54pm On May 19, 2020
mechanics:
Hmmmm, for you to sleep with a lady on a first night, means the lady is cheap, but since you have already slept with her, you have no choice than to continue what you have started, because if you leave the lady now, she will feel that you only used and dumped her.

Cheap?? No such thing.
She's OK,n open minded too.
keep her
Romance / Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Bbklopsy: 12:30am On May 18, 2020
funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

RUBBISH
Some people don't even think before posting trash here.
Person pikin!
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by Bbklopsy: 3:56pm On May 13, 2020
junior20202020:
Are you a man or a woman. If you are man you don't need any angel to tell you that your erection is restored, there are times when the dick would just be like rock on its own without any reason. For example early morning waking up and other times

Are u saying d morning hardness doesn't happen again?
what did ur Doctor say?
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Donates ALL Its 425 Hospitals As COVID-19 Isolation Centres by Bbklopsy: 2:11am On May 12, 2020
Way to go,highly commendable & May God bless us
Family / Re: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by Bbklopsy: 1:40am On May 12, 2020
veave:
Hian.

Wetin I go talk go pain you o. But na the truth I go tell you. Madam, right now I can't tell you to start with 50% so I will say 20%.

Thank God there is covid and I pray your job doesn't get affected. As soon as you resume, the second day you get to work tell him there has been a 40% reduction from your salary due to low inflow of cash. You need to save at least 20% of your salary. This money no Matter if the roof is falling down you're not to touch it. Na your back up money be that. The other 20% is for your upkeep. You and your kids should survive on the remaining 50% because you'd definitely pay tithe. It's because he knows you always have a back up plan that is why he is relaxed and allowing you foot all the bills.
No this kain thing make me say I no go marry "brother" when I dey small. Most of them are lazy and are dreamers. They expect manner to fall from heaven after their praying and fasting forgetting Paul had a handiwork that sustained him all through his life hence he didn't have to beg and depend on anyone. I no dey like this kind jist. He's not even appreciative of his supportive wife. I know women who use all their money to buy shoes, clothes and the latest asoebi, their husbands dare not say pim because they'd even take his own and join.

It's now the order of the day and its most unfortunate.I pity for a lot of women as most men go into marriage especially these days with Evil & Very Wicked intentions/written scripts,They see & treat their wives as fools,they draw plans with their wife's money,make sure they scatter her relationship with her family (her parents & siblings) for easy/smooth manipulations with out any sort of interference. intimidate such women at all times,always shouting fears into them,they make sure they reduce such wives into rags,succeed in destroying their self confidence,make sure she doesn't have a dime,no good hair,clothes,always looks rough/frustrated. she carters for the man & d kids. And such men are always lazy & intentionally don't want to do anything.
I still wonder why a lot of women allows such nonsense.
I know first hand of over 6-10 of such cases.
Women the earlier u stop making such useless men feel important,the better for you

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Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Bbklopsy: 8:28pm On May 08, 2020
Jezking:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.
Na wa o, Na Real wa

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Romance / Re: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by Bbklopsy: 7:43am On Apr 28, 2020
Lostz:


it is a common knowledge in Delta here that Igbo women sleep around even after marriage.

the Igbo man will always accept back a cheating wife.


don't just sit in your room and come up with figures

You mean across the Niger

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Family / Re: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by Bbklopsy: 7:26am On Apr 28, 2020
bukatyne:


What is making you averse to making love with your husband as much as he wants/as possible?

1. Tiredness?
2. Pains? Is this due to dryness or the styles?


What exactly is the issue then we know the solution and/ or engagement for compromise.

OP ??
Religion / Re: My Experience With The God Of No Impossibities by Bbklopsy: 8:58am On Apr 26, 2020
Blakewilli:
Glory be unto the Lord who sustains us.

If God could make 1 man conquer an army of 150 singlehandedly (Elijah), then who can battle the true children of God?

If a mortal could split a mighty ocean into 2 to create a dry passage for himself and his people(moses), then what obstacles can hinder our mighty destinies?

If an Earthquake could occur just to save the servants of God(paul and Silas), what bondages can keep us down?

If a man who died and even buried could be brought back to life(Lazarus), then can death separate us from Christ's love? Ha!

If water could be turned to wine due to lack, then what necessity cant our father provide us? Chai!
Can God ever go back on his word or change? God forbid!

I recall when I swore to start robbing so I could feed. When the day drew close, I couldn't subdue my conscience to commit such atrocity. I remember kneeling down and begging God to just forgive me for neglecting him. Few days later, God came to me in the form of a family member who just took me to his home and fed me for no just reason!

His grace is ever abounding unto us, we just need to work in his ways and with full faith on him.

Why should you bother about what to eat tomorrow or what to wear on Sunday? He is our only trusted provider!

We give you thanks lord for being who you are unto us.praise the lord! Ha- Ha- HALLELUJAH

Bible references:2nd Kings 1 v 9-15
Exodus 14 v 15-22
Acts 16 v 25-26
John 11 v 34-44
God bless

Praise be to God

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Politics / Re: Customs releases 247 truckloads of relief items worth N3.2 Billion by Bbklopsy: 10:32am On Apr 08, 2020
Oharina:
No mind them joor, "na audioo" in Peter Okoye's Voice.
Paul you mean,cos Peter na the dancer
Health / Re: Chikwe Ihekweazu: I Don't Wear Face-Masks Because No Policy On That Yet by Bbklopsy: 5:02pm On Apr 07, 2020
masterP042:
Our medical professionals are trying.
. Can't find d rev fr in d pics
Agriculture / Re: Just Killed This Animal But Don't Know It's Name. by Bbklopsy: 9:52am On Apr 07, 2020
oh! so this is how it looks, have heard so much about this TAILESS animal from childhood. I think its what they call. "Ikpu enwe oduu" or so.
Health / Re: New York, Epicenter Of U.S. COVID-19 Outbreak (Disturbing Photos) by Bbklopsy: 9:33am On Apr 07, 2020
Serious countries should learn from this.
Rest in Peace to the dead
Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Travelling To Saudi Arabia On Bicycle (Photos) by Bbklopsy: 5:35pm On Apr 04, 2020
How far with this man's travel? Any update

68816419:
He left Jos yesterday on his way to Saudi Arabia on a bicycle. he confirmed settling the needs of his wife and children, please whats your message for him?

Abdul-Majid Lawan @Abdul_Majid84 writes:



https://mobile.twitter.com/Abdul_Majid84/status/1233863909314088966
Phones / Re: Nokia 8110 4G Accepts Whatsapp Now - AKA banana phone by Bbklopsy: 5:51pm On Jun 03, 2019
why Nokia dey disgrace themselves
Politics / Re: Okezie Ikpeazu Promises 1million Jobs In Abia State by Bbklopsy: 8:58pm On May 29, 2019
eagleeye2:
Onye añwuru
Fix Roads

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Crime / Re: Bus Driver Beaten Messilessly By Task Force In Edo State (video) by Bbklopsy: 2:34pm On Mar 13, 2019
Edo already enjoying next level as one of the lucky states
Politics / Re: See The Massive Turnout Of Voters In Kano (Photos) by Bbklopsy: 8:36pm On Mar 09, 2019
Nothing shows they are voters or voting,just a normal gathering
Politics / Re: Urhobo Should Wait Till 2023, Okowa Deserves Second Term, Says Ibori by Bbklopsy: 9:06am On Mar 09, 2019
There should be limit to desperation.Nigerians are experiencing hell today because of one man's desperation
Education / Re: Anambra University Lecturer Wears Boxing Gloves Into Class For Morning Lecture by Bbklopsy: 8:47am On Mar 08, 2019
school uniform
Phones / Re: The Cost Of Mobile Internet Around The World(infographic) by Bbklopsy: 2:32pm On Mar 06, 2019
Good to know
Crime / Re: Lotto Player Kills Aunt For "Using Spiritual Powers To Stop Him From Winning" by Bbklopsy: 11:13am On Mar 06, 2019
Next level
Crime / Re: Okada Rider And Passenger Exchange Blows Over N50 In Ibadan (Photo) by Bbklopsy: 10:51am On Mar 06, 2019
They are Celebrating NEXT LEVEL already
Politics / Re: March 9: Buhari, Tinubu, Oshiomhole, Others To Visit Delta Tomorrow by Bbklopsy: 11:51pm On Mar 03, 2019
apc thinks Delta is Nigeria. no fools here
Politics / Re: Buhari Dedicates Victory To God, Nigerians, Unfolds Agenda by Bbklopsy: 11:53am On Feb 28, 2019
Thank iNEC,not Nigerians

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Politics / Re: Mass Resignation Looms In INEC In Aftermath Of Elections - Vanguard by Bbklopsy: 11:50am On Feb 28, 2019
Too late,they must explain
Politics / Re: Presidential Election: Army Plays Wike's Phone Call At A Press Conference by Bbklopsy: 10:50pm On Feb 26, 2019
apc & distractions eh!
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Reacts To Presidential Election Results by Bbklopsy: 8:33pm On Feb 26, 2019
Itimkpataka:
Who wont he be surprise. They purposely send Bomb off in Yobe . And use their hands to thumprint everything. I blame PDP party agent for not doing their work. Shame
what would they have done? After all,results don't tally with what the agents have & the Authority does not care
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts As PDP Rejects Presidential Election Results by Bbklopsy: 8:57am On Feb 26, 2019
The earlier the better
Politics / Re: FPP Condemn Reckless Remarks By Political Parties And Foreign Interests by Bbklopsy: 8:43am On Feb 26, 2019
TRASH
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah And Stella Oduah Win Senatorial Seats by Bbklopsy: 2:55pm On Feb 25, 2019
Congratulations Dr Ifeanyi Ubah
Crime / Re: Food Seller Accused Of Using Mortuary Water To Cook At Oko Polytechnic (Photos) by Bbklopsy: 1:25pm On Apr 28, 2018
Lazy youths at work. I wish this was 2 weeks back when I visited Oko,I chop d food,chop extra with take away.nonsense

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