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lertee: Some people are just good aat comedy..LMAO.
Wetin you sef do na wey make am ban you

For sure BUT I was too upset that the days of BAN is too small... I'm just too addicted to nairaland.
Everybody complain of this in my office...
The dude as done me good because it is only in politics section my addiction dey...

But, is as if Seun pay this moderators wit the number of BAN.

heed101: His real name is Tunde Osewa

@Heel101, I love this 101 in front of this your name oooo.

Do you know the meaning?

Message me if you know the meaning.

Thanks!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Now playing "cry me a river" feat bcomputer. [/color]

Hahahahaaaa!

Sexkillz my boy,
How far?
I have been calling for a BAN all this days.
Seriously I don't see any interest in Nairaland dan the politics section.
BUT I'm too addicted to nairaland.
Thanks for BANNING me.
But can you please extend the BAN till fist of January next year?

And please if you believe you are a Christian or a Muslim, can you please share me your real name on Facebook and let me prove to you my own village gods!

Please I need to consult my oracles,

I want this guy to regret of been a MOD,

The way he/she/it BAN me unnecessarily is too much.

Allow me to teach one of this MOD lesson and let somebody weep for them.

Please anybody with his real name?

Taraba State Governor Danbaba Danfulani Suntai
should be resting, a source at the Seaview Hospital
and Rehabilitation Home in Staten Island, New York,
USA has said.
The source, who spoke with The Nation in confidence,
said: “That man needs rest and I mean, good rest.”
He added: “One of the strongest recommendations
handed to his family and officers is that he should be
allowed to have good rest due to what happened to
him plus the shock and trauma he had been through
over the last ten months.
“He suffered from what, in medical terms is called,
Diffuse Axonal Injury (DAI), which is a very difficult and
rotational condition that is associated to brain injuries.
During the period of his rehabilitation, he often
relapsed into and out of bouts of trauma due to the
injury on his brain from the fatal plane crash in
October last year. Many people who suffer DAI need
absolute rest of mind and body for a long period of
time for them to fully recover, while in the extreme, a
few others do not survive it.”
When The Nation reporter informed the medical official
that the man was about to resume duties in Taraba
State, the official blurted: “I strongly advise against
that for now. If allowed the necessary period of rest
without interruption, I bet you, he could snap out of his
condition sooner than expected. But if they play
politics with his health, I can only tell you with
certainty, that is very dangerous to his overall life. If
he is too tossed here and there, the man could enter a
sudden state of seizure and go into morbidity which is
often what happens to patients with traumatic brain
injuries.
“The man needs rest. That man should not be made to
involve in any stressful activities until he has been
certified fit medically. Well, I don’t know how you
operate in your country, but back here, that man
would be given his rest and care. He is not a hopeless
case, no, he is not. But if what you’re saying is true,
then, I am disappointed in all those who were at the
hospital with him, who all saw his medical referral
papers from the Hannover Medical School Hospital,
Hanover, Germany, all lined out in thick yellow ink,
that: ‘patient must be allowed to rest’. I am telling you
his fast recovery is dependent on his being left alone
to recuperate and rest. Any other thing is injurious to
his life.”
Noting that getting access to his medical records
would be a tall order in the USA, the medical personnel
said utmost caution must be applied in his situation.
“That man is a very fragile case, but what I am sternly
advising is that the instructions handed from his
medical doctors should be duly obeyed and followed to
save his life. Great caution must be applied if they
want him to snap out of the trauma. I’m still dazed
because these are some of the warnings duly handed
to those who came for him at the hospital before he
was discharged to them the previous weekend.”
Another medical official, who also spoke to the
reporter, noted that on one of the days while Suntai
was being taking care of, he tried to talk but could not
immediately form the words.
“In USA, that singular incident gives us confidence that
if his case is well handled as his doctors had advised,
he would fully recover. But any other thing could result
in a grave consequence. Going by your submission that
he is being made to work, my advice is, “I will say not
now. Let him have the prescribed rest. He has only one
life to live. All required is patience in giving him the
due care and medication. Only medical doctors can
certify him fit and up till he returns for that, no, he
can’t work just yet.
“At the time he tried to talk, I can only guess if he
wanted to talk about the plane crash, but that is
basically my own assumption. But I know that many
times, he looked lost and hurt. But he was mostly quiet
during his period of rehabilitation.
“And all the way from the Hannover Medical School
(MHH), the university medical centre in Germany, one
of the strongest points on his medical file is that he
must be allowed comprehensive rest. Too bad, this is
the vital part your country, Nigeria, seems to be toying
with. And quite often too, he was like a man under a
spell because after that time, he was never able to
make perceptible comments till he left the hospital.
However, like I told you, his case is not hopeless. The
man will get over his situation if only all the medical
instructions are adhere to.”

Source: www.thenationonlineng.net/new/u-s-doctors-suntai-must-get-good-rest/

Naira traded flat on the interbank market on yesterday
as lenders exited the U.S. currency to cover their
funding needs on the local currency amid tight naira
liquidity.
The Central Bank withdraw N242 billion from the
banking system two weeks ago to enforce a new cash
reserve requirement (CRR), aimed at tightening naira
liquidity to support the currency.
The regulator removed N1 trillion in August when it
first announced a hike to CRR for banks to take on
public sector funds to 50 percent from 12 per cent.
The naira closed at N161.9 to the greenback, the same
level it closed on Friday. A dealer told Reuters that a
naira shortage on the market had caused banks to exit
their dollar positions, to meet obligations in local
currency.
“We see slowing demand for the dollar this week which
should help stabilise naira within the present range,”
another dealer said.
Tighter liquidity has also driven interbank lending rates
higher. Last Friday, interbank rate climbed to an
average of 26 per cent, on the apex bank\s policy
moves compared with 18 per cent the previous week.
At the official foreign exchange window, the Central
Bank sold $300 million at N155.76 to the dollar, the
same amount and rate it auctioned last Wednesday.

Source: www.thenationonlineng.net/new/naira-closes-flat-as-banks-short-dollar/

[quote author=Prof. Ogogoro]Abeg bros nor mind the guy. Na illiterate.....









.....Like you

[/quote]Clap for your self!

Even computer do make mistake...

As a Prof. How many liters of OGOGORO you don drink this morning?

Royal Roy: Your ignorance stinks!!

So Catholics worship "MARRY" abi?

Illiteracy is a disease, get treatment ASAP.

Do you misplace your drugs?

Prove to me that catholics don't worship the status of Mary!

Ode!

goldfish80: There was a time he retweeted a derogatory tweet about Jesus.
Though CAN lost its credibility the day Catholics pulled out of the body.

If you don't know what to say, why not maintain the respect of your old age by keeping silent?

CAN: worship JESUS,

While

CATHOLICS: worship MARRY...

They are different, that is why they pull out!

Ode!!!

Dr Walter: Always confused between CAN and a political body...Catholics get sense pass

Bros, please pass me some weed.

You are high already!

Ode!!!

So this man don they get liver to talk?

Hope rose yesterday for Nigerian first time visitors to
the United Kingdom, who may be affected by the
planned introduction of £3,000 (about N700,000, (visa
bond as British Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg
vowed to block the implementation of the policy.
The British Government plans a new visa policy that
will see some “high risk” first time visitors deposit
£3,000 in bond before being given visas.
The deposit will be refunded on departure from the UK
within the stipulated period but forfeited if the
applicant overstays the visa.
The pilot project is planned to start in November in six
countries, including Nigeria where there has been
outrage from the government and the people.
Some lawmakers have even urged the Federal
Government to consider a retaliatory approach should
the UK go ahead with the bond policy.
The other countries targeted for the pilot scheme are
Ghana, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka.
Clegg said yesterday he would try to block any attempt
to make foreign visitors routinely pay a security
deposit to come to the U.K.
Officials and business people in other affected
countries have condemned the proposal, and the
British government has not said how many visa
applicants will have to pay the bond.
Clegg said his Liberal Democrat party and its
Conservative coalition partners had “differences of
emphasis” on the plan, and details were still being
discussed in government.
“I am absolutely not interested in a bond which
becomes an indiscriminate way of clobbering people
who want to come to this country,” Clegg told the BBC.
He said the bonds “are certainly not going to go
ahead” on that basis.
“Of course in a coalition I can stop things,” he added.
Immigration is a sensitive political issue in Britain,
especially with the unemployment and austerity
measures brought on by the economic crisis. Prime
Minister David Cameron has pledged to cut net
immigration from 252,000 a year in 2010 to below
100,000 a year by 2015.
While that plays well with the Conservatives’ right-of-
centre supporters, it has been trouble for the centrist
liberal Liberal Democrats, who are holding their annual
conference in Glasgow, Scotland.
The party is sagging in opinion polls, 18 months ahead
of a national election, and many members have
expressed unease about the compromises involved in
coalition government. Earlier this month, one of the
best-known Lib Dem lawmakers, Sarah Teather, said
she was quitting because she felt the party no longer
fought for social justice and liberal values.
Clegg defended his party’s participation in the
coalition, saying it had made the government fairer
and more liberal.

Source: www.thenationonlineng.net/new/uk-deputy-pm-to-stop-3000-visa-bond/

The Christian Association of Nigeria on Sunday asked the former Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Mallam Nasir el-Rufai, to go for a psychiatric test to ascertain his sanity following his recent attacks on Jesus Christ and the leadership of Christians in Nigeria.

The association said that el-Rufai must within seven days mention the name of the person who bought a private jet for its President, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, failure which the former minister’s “dirty life” would be exposed by CAN.

The Head of TEKAN/ECWA Block in CAN, Rev. (Dr.) Emmanuel Dziggau; and CAN’s National Director of Research, Planning and Strategy, Elder Sunday Oibe in a statement obtained by The PUNCH in Abuja said they were reacting to a newspaper interview granted by the ex-FCT minister in which he abused the President of CAN and his credibility.

The statement said, “We can no longer fold our hands and allow Christian leaders to be abused by no person than el-Rufai. We can no longer take it; enough is enough. Anytime he abuses Christian leaders and Jesus Christ, we Christians will let him know that he has many forces to contend with.”

“The fact that el-Rufai in his tweets abused our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, and Christians ignored him doesn’t give him the impetus to make unguarded comments about Pastor Ayo (Oritsejafor) who is the leader of Christians in Nigeria. As Christians, we respect other faith and never have we abused the Sultan of Sokoto and President-General of the Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs, Alhaji Muhammad Sa’ad Abubakar 111, who is the leader of Muslims in Nigeria. The fact that Christians are not violent doesn’t mean he should go far with his utterances. He is not in a position to tell us who should be the leader of Christians in Nigeria.”

CAN also reminded a former Head of State, General Muhammadu Buhari (retd) that his problem with the country was el-Rufai and not himself.

“It was this same el-Rufai that was abusing Buhari when he was in the cabinet of ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo that is now fighting ex-Vice President Atiku Abubakar and Obasanjo.

“We are giving el-Rufai seven days ultimatum to inform Nigerians and the world the person he claims to know that gave Pastor Ayo his private Jet. If he fails to do that, we will open up on him and his dirty life. El-Rufai stinks to the highest heaven. He is morally depraved and lacks credibility.”

Source: www.punchng.com/news/anti-christ-tweets-can-prescribes-psychiatric-test-for-el-rufai/

This Rivers news don tire me ooo

Please who is the governor of Rivers state?

AMECHI,
WIKE,
OR
Commissioner of Police.

Dear Afam4eva and Sexkillz,

Please I want you to BAN me for no reason!

Please I beg you...

kossylator: Naso he go mourn 4 2015@Jona,anyway RIP agagù

Chai, bros!
I recommend YABA LEFT for you.
Kindly visit for necessary treatment

OR

Visit any celestial church for spiritual cleansing!

#id!ot#

PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan yesterday led
prominent Nigerians to pay tributes to former governor
of Ondo State, Dr Olusegun Agagu, who died at 65 last
Friday.
He described the ex -Minister of Aviation and Power,
Dr Olusegun Agagu, as a man whose exemplary
decorum, poise, urbanity, finesse and loyalty in the
conduct of politics will be greatly missed.
A statement by his Special Adviser on Media and
Publicity, Reuben Abati, said: “On behalf of himself, the
Federal Government and the people of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria, President Jonathan extends
sincere condolences to Dr. Agagu’s family, the
government and people of Ondo State, as well as Dr.
Agagu’s friends, political associates and colleagues in
Ondo State and other parts of the country.
“The President joins them in mourning the
distinguished academic whose exemplary decorum,
poise, urbanity, finesse and loyalty in the conduct of
politics will be greatly missed by all, especially his
colleagues and associates in the Peoples Democratic
Party.”
Former governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu,
described his death as a blow to the renewed struggle
to restore sanity to the nation’s politics.
He said: “Once again, the cold hands of death have
snatched an illustrious man of great character and
devotion to country.
“Agagu was a good man, a bridge builder who never
let the bitterness of defeat or political disagreements
rob him of his patriotic spirit.”
Tinubu described Agagu as a man with a noble heart
and a politician who placed national interest above self
interest.
“His death will slow down this new movement but
others will pick up from where he stopped.”
The Northern States Governors’ Forum (NSGF) also
paid tribute to Agagu, saying his death marked the end
of a glorious era.
Chairman of the forum and Governor of Niger State,
Dr. Babangida Aliyu, described the late Agagu as a
true nationalist.
A statement by Aliyu’s spokesman, Danladi Ndayebo,
said: “From Agagu’s stint as a lecturer at the
prestigious University of Ibadan, through his tenure as
Minister of Aviation, to his election to the position of
the Governor of Ondo State and his life in retirement,
the former Governor remained with the people.”
Ogun State governor, Ibikunle Amosun, described
Agagu’s death as regrettable.
The governor, in a statement by his Senior Special
Assistant on Media, Mrs. Funmi Wakama, said: “He
died at a time when the nation should have benefited
more from his wealth of experience as an intellectual,
politician and public servant.”
The governor of Oyo State, Abiola Ajimobi, said Ibadan,
the South West and indeed Nigeria had lost one of
their most cerebral and intellectual politicians ever.
Ajimobi, in a statement by his Special Adviser on
Media, Dr. Festus Adedayo, recalled that Agagu left
imperishable legacies in Ondo State where he was
governor between 2003 and 2007.
According to him: “Dr. Agagu can never die; when the
people tread those roads constructed by his
administration in Ondo State, when they pass by those
imperishable legacies he left.
“The foremost Geology teacher will live in their hearts
and they will confront his great love for the people of
the state afresh, even decades to come.”
Former Edo State governor, Lucky Igbinedion, said:
“His exit at this period was a great setback for the
nation due to his wealth of experience in political
engineering.”
A former governor of Abia State, Dr. Orji Kalu,
described Agagu as a consummate politician, who
played a key role in the socio-political development of
Nigeria.
Orji, in a statement by his Special Adviser, Oyekunle
Oyewumi, said: “No one can take it away from Agagu
that he did his best as governor of Ondo State.
Cross River State governor, Liyel Imoke, expressed
grief over the demise. Imoke, in a statement by his
Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Christian Ita, recalled his
time with the late governor as Minister of Power.
He described the deceased as an astute administrator,
a consummate professional and a team player.
Ekiti State governor, Dr. Kayode Fayemi, in a
statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Olayinka
Oyebode, said the death of Agagu was a “blow below
the belt” for the political class.
He said: “He served as a very loyal deputy governor
under our revered father, Evangelist Bamidele
Olumilua, and the legacies of that administration are
still there for all to see.”

Source: www.thenationonlineng.net/new/jonathantinubu-northern-govs-others-mourn-agagu/

Dear Afam4eva and Sexkillz,

Please kindly BAN me for no reason!


Please I beg you...

The Rivers’ Peoples Forum (RPF) has stated that the
Presidency should be held responsible, if any harm
befalls Governor Rotimi Amaechi.
The group, a leading socio-political organisation of all
Rivers people, both at home and in the Diaspora, also
declared that the administration of President Goodluck
Jonathan was behind the many political travails of
Amaechi, who is also the Chairman of the Nigeria
Governors’ Forum (NGF).
RPF, through its president, Charles Bekwele, yesterday
in Port Harcourt, after an executive meeting, strongly
condemned Thursday evening’s police blockade of the
Forces Avenue, the road leading to the Government
House, with the governor’s convoy forced to take a
longer route.
The forum described the blockade as one attack too
many on the person and office of the governor of
Rivers state.
However, the Peoples Democratic Party has faulted the
claims saying the allegation was supported by a
concocted video footage on the internet was a
calculated ploy to further smear the name of the Police
Commissioner Mbu Joseph Mbu whom he (Amaechi)
has continued to demand his removal from the state.
The party, in a statement by Jerry Needam, Special
Adviser on media to the State Chairman Felix Obuah,
explained that Amaechi “in his usual characteristic
only intended to win public sympathy as there was no
reason for his choice of that route at the period when
there are several access roads, some of which are
direct and smoother leading to the Government
House.”
But RPF said it was shameful and a big insult on the
sensibilities of Nigerians, the reaction of the Bamanga
Tukur-led faction of the PDP on the intimidation and
embarrassment of the Rivers governor by the Mbu-led
police.
The forum stated that: “This current attack on the
office and person of the Governor of Rivers State is
one attack too many. They have grounded the official
plane of the Rivers State Government. They have
withdrawn some of Amaechi’s security aides, thereby
exposing the governor to harm and danger. All these
are being orchestrated by certain interests within the
Presidency. The Presidency has been consistent in its
harassment, intimidation and attack.”
It claimed that all these were being done because of
2015 adding, “They (Presidency) believe Amaechi will
not support President Jonathan’s 2015 election. The
Presidency must stop using the apparatus of state to
harass, intimidate and attack an elected governor.” It
called on Nigerians and the international community to
be alert, adding, “if any harm befalls Governor
Amaechi, the Presidency should be held responsible.”
It wondered how the country’s fund was being used to
hound an elected official. It observed that, “It is totally
irresponsible, repressive, undemocratic, tyrannical and
condemnable. We are not in a military dictatorship, a
jackboot regime. It is against the tenets and principles
of our constitution. These interests in the Presidency
must be told in clear terms that the country does not
belong to the Presidency, but to all of us in the
federation. The Presidency must stop using the police,
the aviation ministry and any other institution or
agency of state to harass and attack Amaechi.”
The Forum said if the Presidency had any
disagreement with the governor, it should be resolved
politically rather than dragging the institutions of state
into political disagreements within the party.


Source: www.thenationonlineng.net/new/hold-presidency-responsible-if-any-harm-befalls-amaechi-says-rivers-forum/

adedayourt: I better call ♍ÿ̲ bro t̶̲̥̅ơ̴͡ see if he's O̶̷̩̥̊͡k, dat W̶̲̥̅̊ђε̲̣̣̣̥rε̲̣̣̣̥ tђε̲̣ guy ℓ̊Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋ serving

Okay we don see u...
How much u buy the Blackberry?

You(Seu!n) claim to be a player BUT I must Bleep your mod!

Bleep Afam4satan!

Bleep Sexkillzhim!

Bleep those who derive joy in Banning me on the website I won't mention just to escape another ban!

In Tupac voice! Bleep the next person to ban me!

But Mr Seun, please ooooo! Is Sexkilz this silly or he is making an effort to be?

It hurts to see so much ignorance and stupidity deposited in the life of just one human being because i now see reasons why everybody complain of you...

The stupidity that should have been shared equally by 15men was graciously deposited in you in its natural unadulterated form. it must really hurt to be you.

kay jasper: Hahaha.....this is a very funny topic I must confess. But are u sure u weren't off topic? Did you steal his girlfriend or owe him money? How will he be pursuing only you among 1million members?
Oya say the truth!


Ps÷ who the f*ck is this sexkillz? People are beginning to complain too much about you! There is no smoke without fire o!
Absolute power corrupts absolutely!

God bless you sir!

I don't know why the dude purposely ban me oooo.

I can't drag or flex muscle with him because of a woman.

And I'm not a gay, so help me ask him ooooo!


The boy is power drunk.

That is what happen when you put a kid in corridor of power...

Dear Mr Osasewa Seun, please im using this medium to tell you to please caution this your moderator called Sexkillz to order and warn him to stop giving me unnecessary bans.


He accused me of off-topic spamming which i was never part of. Thou Afam4ever has been haunting
me all this days with unnecessary bans and this has
made me unable to contribute to political section BUT i didn't complain because i reason with him and i believe i deserved a ban BUT he should also stop banning me for off-topics please.


Mr Osasewa Seun, this is the first time im complaining of a BAN because i don't deserve it.


I urge you to please use your powers as the rightful owner of NAIRALAND to please UNBAN me and let me continue with my
consultative contributions on POLITICS SECTION.




I wonder why someone like SEKKILLZ should be made a moderator. Members always complain much about him haunting
for who to ban.


Well, I'm looking for a day that this SEXKILLZ will ban native doctor
here on nairaland and the tin will pain the native doctor to react in metaphysical revenge.


Won't be surprise if Mr Seun create a thread: HELP SEXKILLZ: Is Suffering From Elephantitis Of The 'Hand', Donate
Generously!


REMEMBER few years ago, you do all the uploading of news alone BUT today God as bless your coast BUT some of your MODERATORS haunt people down with there BAN because of artificial privilege you
have given to them.


Always remember those who fall after success because of ability to manage there resources.

I pray may the day never arise that nairaland will become and history when some of your MODERATORS might have driven so many people away with your unnecessary ban.


Long live Mr Osasewa Seun!

Long live Nairaland!

Long live the members!

Long live Nigeria!



Kindly UNBAN me please.

Thanks!