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Moses and May were the quintessential lovebirds. Among their close circle of friends, they were nicknamed the M&M couple.

They met for the first time in the school library. The
meeting was an accidental one because May bumped
into Moses as she rushed out to meet up with a lecture.
As he bent to gather his books and scripts that lay
scattered all over the library floor, Moses mumbled
under his breath, “If I did this to you, I would never hear
the end of it.”

“I am truly sorry,” May apologised as she bent down to
help him. “I have a 12 0’clock class with Professor
Ben.” At the mention of Professor Ben, Moses
understood the purpose of the rush.

Professor Ben was the dreaded statistics lecturer at the
Metropolitan Polytechnic. Students called him, ‘the one
minute professor’ because he only allowed one minute
grace after entering the class for any late coming or
distraction.

“You have just 10 minutes before Professor one-minute
enters his class. Leave these papers and run along. I
don’t want to be responsible for your failure,” Moses told
May. His last statement was annoying and she would
have given him a piece of her mind but she rushed past
him, telling herself that she would remind him later, that
nobody can make May fail in anything.

The two did not meet again until during convocation.
Coincidentally, they were both top flight students and
both received prizes for excelling in their various fields.
While May emerged the best student in her department,
Moses sailed to the top as the best overall student in the
school.

On their way back from the podium with their certificates and laurels, May heard somebody whisper, “I see you made it to the statistics class after all; thanks to me.”

She turned and realised it was Moses. She sneered
back, “Listen, you arrogant man. Just because you
attempted to act like a gentleman and prevented me
from picking up your books does not make you anything
other than what you are….” she began but he did not
allow her to finish.

“What am I?” he asked, goading her, clearly enjoying her agitation and the look on her face.

“You are arrogant and you don’t know anything,” she
finished.

Moses replied: “I would have believed your judgement,
but unfortunately, that is not what my certificate says.
You know, you look cute when you are angry. I would
love to see you angry more often.”

They met again a few years later. May worked as a front
desk officer in a commercial bank and Moses was a
management trainee at an oil company. He had gone to
May’s bank for a transaction and met her.

“Hi May, you are here!” Moses exclaimed on seeing
her. “Moses,” she called his name and he did not miss
the excitement in her voice. “You sound as if you are
happy to see me,’’ he observed. “Well, that is because I
have been wondering where my arrogant school mate
disappeared to. Maybe I missed your cockiness,” May
told him.

“I am sorry, May. Look, allow me to make up for all the
annoying things I did to you. How about lunch? Please,”
he pleaded and she agreed.
Their relationship progressed after that meeting into a
steady love affair and after two years of courtship, they
got married.

Moses could never have suspected his beautiful wife had
a secret until five years into their blissful union.
It started with a visit from May’s long time friend and
roommate in school, Precious. She had travelled to the
United States of America after graduation to be with her
parents, who were based there. The two constantly kept
in touch on phone and through social media. Moses had
no problem with his wife spending a lot of time chatting
and making a long distance call. May had a lot of fond
things to say about Precious. “I can’t wait to see your
friend that you always talk about,” Moses always told
her.

Precious finally arrived. When they went to pick her
from the airport, Moses noticed how May dotted on
Precious. From then on, the lady took up all the space in
his wife’s life. Although she was lodged in a hotel on the
Island, Precious was always around. Moses left May
alone. He understood that she needed to catch up on the friendship.

When it was time for him to travel on an official mission
to Europe, he was happy to leave May behind because
he knew she would have Precious to keep her company.
His flight was for 10pm, so he spent the whole afternoon
with his wife and then, Precious came in shortly before
7pm to escort her friend and the husband to the airport.
Moses’ flight got cancelled 20 minutes to take-off time
because of a security warning at the airport. The flight
was rescheduled for the following day. It was all good, he
thought as he took a cab back to his house to spend
another night with his wife. The entrance door was
locked when he got there. Not willing to disturb her
sleep, he used his key. On entering the house, moans
stopped him in his tracks. They were coming from his
bedroom.

May, his wife with another man? He didn’t believe it but
yanked the door open. May and Precious sprang up from
the bed. They were naked!


Source: www.punchng.com/spice/love-series/i-caught-her-in-bed-with-another-woman/

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GOD BLESS NIGERIA

I love argument a lot.
I won't ask God any question, so that he won't vex and called on one angel to take me down to hell.

But if its compulsory to ask, i will ask God wetting i do that make him send me to Nigeria.


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If at the end of mans journey on earth and you eventually make heaven. If you are opportune to ask just a single question from God, what will you ask him?


Let's hear from you.

SO STRANGE!
Isn't it strange how N500 seems like such a large amount when we give it as offering, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
Isn't it strange how 2hrs seem so long when you're at place of worship, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?
Isn't it strange that you can't find a
word to say when you're to make
supplication to God, but you have no trouble thinking of what to gist about with a friend?
Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Scriptures, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or magazine?
Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts, film house or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in the holy gathering?
Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in Paradise, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Why shouldn't you? Or are you foolish enough to demand someone's name but too much of a coward to drop yours?

If you can't drop yours and you're demanding mine, don't you think something is wrong with you? [/color]

I can now see we have been dealing with a kid as a mod on politics section.
You would have ban me if I'm the one that use that word foolish.

Sexkillz, you are so foolish for breaking rule number 2...

Omoalejatijati...
Oloriburuku somebody...

seniourman: I posted world widest mouth with Pics to prove sexkilz
not only remove my post but ban me for trolling


look at what is on the front page but the twelve yer old
boy been burnt alive did,nt make the front page.
I posted d video link from youtube.. sexkilz just ban me
for nuisance is sexkilz doing this for me to get angry or
he want people to hate Nairaland

Woe unto your English teacher...
You just murdered English!

abuomaIV: This Sexkillz keep Banning people on Nairaland like say na him get the site. You must stop this BAN oo I don't know whether u be Alora wey dey BAN. Everywhere for Nairaland na Sexkillz I feel u re trying to make urself a Celeb invisibly. Even seun wey be Oga kpatakpata don show us himself, u dey there dey play hide and seek. Ogbeni do well o.

Bro, I sight you jor...

BUT I no like as you include Alora oooo.

Hum

Congratulation....

If you want to be brilliant like him, just go for Ijebu garri

lertee: Some people are just good aat comedy..LMAO.
Wetin you sef do na wey make am ban you

For sure BUT I was too upset that the days of BAN is too small... I'm just too addicted to nairaland.
Everybody complain of this in my office...
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heed101: His real name is Tunde Osewa

@Heel101, I love this 101 in front of this your name oooo.

Do you know the meaning?

Message me if you know the meaning.

Thanks!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Now playing "cry me a river" feat bcomputer. [/color]

Hahahahaaaa!

Sexkillz my boy,
How far?
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Please anybody with his real name?

Taraba State Governor Danbaba Danfulani Suntai
should be resting, a source at the Seaview Hospital
and Rehabilitation Home in Staten Island, New York,
USA has said.
The source, who spoke with The Nation in confidence,
said: “That man needs rest and I mean, good rest.”
He added: “One of the strongest recommendations
handed to his family and officers is that he should be
allowed to have good rest due to what happened to
him plus the shock and trauma he had been through
over the last ten months.
“He suffered from what, in medical terms is called,
Diffuse Axonal Injury (DAI), which is a very difficult and
rotational condition that is associated to brain injuries.
During the period of his rehabilitation, he often
relapsed into and out of bouts of trauma due to the
injury on his brain from the fatal plane crash in
October last year. Many people who suffer DAI need
absolute rest of mind and body for a long period of
time for them to fully recover, while in the extreme, a
few others do not survive it.”
When The Nation reporter informed the medical official
that the man was about to resume duties in Taraba
State, the official blurted: “I strongly advise against
that for now. If allowed the necessary period of rest
without interruption, I bet you, he could snap out of his
condition sooner than expected. But if they play
politics with his health, I can only tell you with
certainty, that is very dangerous to his overall life. If
he is too tossed here and there, the man could enter a
sudden state of seizure and go into morbidity which is
often what happens to patients with traumatic brain
injuries.
“The man needs rest. That man should not be made to
involve in any stressful activities until he has been
certified fit medically. Well, I don’t know how you
operate in your country, but back here, that man
would be given his rest and care. He is not a hopeless
case, no, he is not. But if what you’re saying is true,
then, I am disappointed in all those who were at the
hospital with him, who all saw his medical referral
papers from the Hannover Medical School Hospital,
Hanover, Germany, all lined out in thick yellow ink,
that: ‘patient must be allowed to rest’. I am telling you
his fast recovery is dependent on his being left alone
to recuperate and rest. Any other thing is injurious to
his life.”
Noting that getting access to his medical records
would be a tall order in the USA, the medical personnel
said utmost caution must be applied in his situation.
“That man is a very fragile case, but what I am sternly
advising is that the instructions handed from his
medical doctors should be duly obeyed and followed to
save his life. Great caution must be applied if they
want him to snap out of the trauma. I’m still dazed
because these are some of the warnings duly handed
to those who came for him at the hospital before he
was discharged to them the previous weekend.”
Another medical official, who also spoke to the
reporter, noted that on one of the days while Suntai
was being taking care of, he tried to talk but could not
immediately form the words.
“In USA, that singular incident gives us confidence that
if his case is well handled as his doctors had advised,
he would fully recover. But any other thing could result
in a grave consequence. Going by your submission that
he is being made to work, my advice is, “I will say not
now. Let him have the prescribed rest. He has only one
life to live. All required is patience in giving him the
due care and medication. Only medical doctors can
certify him fit and up till he returns for that, no, he
can’t work just yet.
“At the time he tried to talk, I can only guess if he
wanted to talk about the plane crash, but that is
basically my own assumption. But I know that many
times, he looked lost and hurt. But he was mostly quiet
during his period of rehabilitation.
“And all the way from the Hannover Medical School
(MHH), the university medical centre in Germany, one
of the strongest points on his medical file is that he
must be allowed comprehensive rest. Too bad, this is
the vital part your country, Nigeria, seems to be toying
with. And quite often too, he was like a man under a
spell because after that time, he was never able to
make perceptible comments till he left the hospital.
However, like I told you, his case is not hopeless. The
man will get over his situation if only all the medical
instructions are adhere to.”

Source: www.thenationonlineng.net/new/u-s-doctors-suntai-must-get-good-rest/

Naira traded flat on the interbank market on yesterday
as lenders exited the U.S. currency to cover their
funding needs on the local currency amid tight naira
liquidity.
The Central Bank withdraw N242 billion from the
banking system two weeks ago to enforce a new cash
reserve requirement (CRR), aimed at tightening naira
liquidity to support the currency.
The regulator removed N1 trillion in August when it
first announced a hike to CRR for banks to take on
public sector funds to 50 percent from 12 per cent.
The naira closed at N161.9 to the greenback, the same
level it closed on Friday. A dealer told Reuters that a
naira shortage on the market had caused banks to exit
their dollar positions, to meet obligations in local
currency.
“We see slowing demand for the dollar this week which
should help stabilise naira within the present range,”
another dealer said.
Tighter liquidity has also driven interbank lending rates
higher. Last Friday, interbank rate climbed to an
average of 26 per cent, on the apex bank\s policy
moves compared with 18 per cent the previous week.
At the official foreign exchange window, the Central
Bank sold $300 million at N155.76 to the dollar, the
same amount and rate it auctioned last Wednesday.

Source: www.thenationonlineng.net/new/naira-closes-flat-as-banks-short-dollar/

Prof. Ogogoro:
Abeg bros nor mind the guy. Na illiterate.....









.....Like you

Clap for your self!

Even computer do make mistake...

As a Prof. How many liters of OGOGORO you don drink this morning?

Royal Roy: Your ignorance stinks!!

So Catholics worship "MARRY" abi?

Illiteracy is a disease, get treatment ASAP.

Do you misplace your drugs?

Prove to me that catholics don't worship the status of Mary!

Ode!

goldfish80: There was a time he retweeted a derogatory tweet about Jesus.
Though CAN lost its credibility the day Catholics pulled out of the body.

If you don't know what to say, why not maintain the respect of your old age by keeping silent?

CAN: worship JESUS,

While

CATHOLICS: worship MARRY...

They are different, that is why they pull out!

Ode!!!

Dr Walter: Always confused between CAN and a political body...Catholics get sense pass

Bros, please pass me some weed.

You are high already!

Ode!!!

So this man don they get liver to talk?

Hope rose yesterday for Nigerian first time visitors to
the United Kingdom, who may be affected by the
planned introduction of £3,000 (about N700,000, (visa
bond as British Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg
vowed to block the implementation of the policy.
The British Government plans a new visa policy that
will see some “high risk” first time visitors deposit
£3,000 in bond before being given visas.
The deposit will be refunded on departure from the UK
within the stipulated period but forfeited if the
applicant overstays the visa.
The pilot project is planned to start in November in six
countries, including Nigeria where there has been
outrage from the government and the people.
Some lawmakers have even urged the Federal
Government to consider a retaliatory approach should
the UK go ahead with the bond policy.
The other countries targeted for the pilot scheme are
Ghana, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka.
Clegg said yesterday he would try to block any attempt
to make foreign visitors routinely pay a security
deposit to come to the U.K.
Officials and business people in other affected
countries have condemned the proposal, and the
British government has not said how many visa
applicants will have to pay the bond.
Clegg said his Liberal Democrat party and its
Conservative coalition partners had “differences of
emphasis” on the plan, and details were still being
discussed in government.
“I am absolutely not interested in a bond which
becomes an indiscriminate way of clobbering people
who want to come to this country,” Clegg told the BBC.
He said the bonds “are certainly not going to go
ahead” on that basis.
“Of course in a coalition I can stop things,” he added.
Immigration is a sensitive political issue in Britain,
especially with the unemployment and austerity
measures brought on by the economic crisis. Prime
Minister David Cameron has pledged to cut net
immigration from 252,000 a year in 2010 to below
100,000 a year by 2015.
While that plays well with the Conservatives’ right-of-
centre supporters, it has been trouble for the centrist
liberal Liberal Democrats, who are holding their annual
conference in Glasgow, Scotland.
The party is sagging in opinion polls, 18 months ahead
of a national election, and many members have
expressed unease about the compromises involved in
coalition government. Earlier this month, one of the
best-known Lib Dem lawmakers, Sarah Teather, said
she was quitting because she felt the party no longer
fought for social justice and liberal values.
Clegg defended his party’s participation in the
coalition, saying it had made the government fairer
and more liberal.

Source: www.thenationonlineng.net/new/uk-deputy-pm-to-stop-3000-visa-bond/

The Christian Association of Nigeria on Sunday asked the former Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Mallam Nasir el-Rufai, to go for a psychiatric test to ascertain his sanity following his recent attacks on Jesus Christ and the leadership of Christians in Nigeria.

The association said that el-Rufai must within seven days mention the name of the person who bought a private jet for its President, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, failure which the former minister’s “dirty life” would be exposed by CAN.

The Head of TEKAN/ECWA Block in CAN, Rev. (Dr.) Emmanuel Dziggau; and CAN’s National Director of Research, Planning and Strategy, Elder Sunday Oibe in a statement obtained by The PUNCH in Abuja said they were reacting to a newspaper interview granted by the ex-FCT minister in which he abused the President of CAN and his credibility.

The statement said, “We can no longer fold our hands and allow Christian leaders to be abused by no person than el-Rufai. We can no longer take it; enough is enough. Anytime he abuses Christian leaders and Jesus Christ, we Christians will let him know that he has many forces to contend with.”

“The fact that el-Rufai in his tweets abused our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, and Christians ignored him doesn’t give him the impetus to make unguarded comments about Pastor Ayo (Oritsejafor) who is the leader of Christians in Nigeria. As Christians, we respect other faith and never have we abused the Sultan of Sokoto and President-General of the Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs, Alhaji Muhammad Sa’ad Abubakar 111, who is the leader of Muslims in Nigeria. The fact that Christians are not violent doesn’t mean he should go far with his utterances. He is not in a position to tell us who should be the leader of Christians in Nigeria.”

CAN also reminded a former Head of State, General Muhammadu Buhari (retd) that his problem with the country was el-Rufai and not himself.

“It was this same el-Rufai that was abusing Buhari when he was in the cabinet of ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo that is now fighting ex-Vice President Atiku Abubakar and Obasanjo.

“We are giving el-Rufai seven days ultimatum to inform Nigerians and the world the person he claims to know that gave Pastor Ayo his private Jet. If he fails to do that, we will open up on him and his dirty life. El-Rufai stinks to the highest heaven. He is morally depraved and lacks credibility.”

Source: www.punchng.com/news/anti-christ-tweets-can-prescribes-psychiatric-test-for-el-rufai/

This Rivers news don tire me ooo

Please who is the governor of Rivers state?

AMECHI,
WIKE,
OR
Commissioner of Police.

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PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan yesterday led
prominent Nigerians to pay tributes to former governor
of Ondo State, Dr Olusegun Agagu, who died at 65 last
Friday.
He described the ex -Minister of Aviation and Power,
Dr Olusegun Agagu, as a man whose exemplary
decorum, poise, urbanity, finesse and loyalty in the
conduct of politics will be greatly missed.
A statement by his Special Adviser on Media and
Publicity, Reuben Abati, said: “On behalf of himself, the
Federal Government and the people of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria, President Jonathan extends
sincere condolences to Dr. Agagu’s family, the
government and people of Ondo State, as well as Dr.
Agagu’s friends, political associates and colleagues in
Ondo State and other parts of the country.
“The President joins them in mourning the
distinguished academic whose exemplary decorum,
poise, urbanity, finesse and loyalty in the conduct of
politics will be greatly missed by all, especially his
colleagues and associates in the Peoples Democratic
Party.”
Former governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu,
described his death as a blow to the renewed struggle
to restore sanity to the nation’s politics.
He said: “Once again, the cold hands of death have
snatched an illustrious man of great character and
devotion to country.
“Agagu was a good man, a bridge builder who never
let the bitterness of defeat or political disagreements
rob him of his patriotic spirit.”
Tinubu described Agagu as a man with a noble heart
and a politician who placed national interest above self
interest.
“His death will slow down this new movement but
others will pick up from where he stopped.”
The Northern States Governors’ Forum (NSGF) also
paid tribute to Agagu, saying his death marked the end
of a glorious era.
Chairman of the forum and Governor of Niger State,
Dr. Babangida Aliyu, described the late Agagu as a
true nationalist.
A statement by Aliyu’s spokesman, Danladi Ndayebo,
said: “From Agagu’s stint as a lecturer at the
prestigious University of Ibadan, through his tenure as
Minister of Aviation, to his election to the position of
the Governor of Ondo State and his life in retirement,
the former Governor remained with the people.”
Ogun State governor, Ibikunle Amosun, described
Agagu’s death as regrettable.
The governor, in a statement by his Senior Special
Assistant on Media, Mrs. Funmi Wakama, said: “He
died at a time when the nation should have benefited
more from his wealth of experience as an intellectual,
politician and public servant.”
The governor of Oyo State, Abiola Ajimobi, said Ibadan,
the South West and indeed Nigeria had lost one of
their most cerebral and intellectual politicians ever.
Ajimobi, in a statement by his Special Adviser on
Media, Dr. Festus Adedayo, recalled that Agagu left
imperishable legacies in Ondo State where he was
governor between 2003 and 2007.
According to him: “Dr. Agagu can never die; when the
people tread those roads constructed by his
administration in Ondo State, when they pass by those
imperishable legacies he left.
“The foremost Geology teacher will live in their hearts
and they will confront his great love for the people of
the state afresh, even decades to come.”
Former Edo State governor, Lucky Igbinedion, said:
“His exit at this period was a great setback for the
nation due to his wealth of experience in political
engineering.”
A former governor of Abia State, Dr. Orji Kalu,
described Agagu as a consummate politician, who
played a key role in the socio-political development of
Nigeria.
Orji, in a statement by his Special Adviser, Oyekunle
Oyewumi, said: “No one can take it away from Agagu
that he did his best as governor of Ondo State.
Cross River State governor, Liyel Imoke, expressed
grief over the demise. Imoke, in a statement by his
Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Christian Ita, recalled his
time with the late governor as Minister of Power.
He described the deceased as an astute administrator,
a consummate professional and a team player.
Ekiti State governor, Dr. Kayode Fayemi, in a
statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Olayinka
Oyebode, said the death of Agagu was a “blow below
the belt” for the political class.
He said: “He served as a very loyal deputy governor
under our revered father, Evangelist Bamidele
Olumilua, and the legacies of that administration are
still there for all to see.”

Source: www.thenationonlineng.net/new/jonathantinubu-northern-govs-others-mourn-agagu/

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