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Politics › Re: Evidence Of "Massive" "Dry Season" Road Construction Across Osun State by Beaf(op): 9:32pm On Apr 16, 2012
malc619: Beaf; if dem dey ignore ur mumu talk Ʊ nor go rest.
I even thought you had posted the elusive pictures.
Waka! angry
Programming › Re: Matchfinding Algorithm by Beaf: 8:48pm On Apr 16, 2012
tolukosimi: To me, it is not even about Graph Theory.. Graph theory can be used for networking... but in this case, I am looking at pure AI. But to get the real image... Guy let us know what you want to do, what you have done and how you want to do the plug.
Graph theory fits perfectly to social [b]networking [/b]sites. Facebook, LinkedIn etc run on graphs.
His got a chat site he wants to matchmake on, so I assume it will be done with user profiles, word frequencies etc... Perfect for graphs.
Politics › Re: 2015: I’m Qualified To Run –jonathan by Beaf: 8:45pm On Apr 16, 2012
Leyelyzo: Mr man, what re turning yourself into? Can't you just be rational for once? Why always at the defence of Gej? Does that mean to you Gej is an immaculate?

@topic, mirage aint the same as paradox, reality aint hallucination. The end will always justifies the means.....lets see what the end of Gej will be
I only said winshes must fly and you decided to[i] "answer your name?"[/i]

Wonders! grin
Politics › Re: Stop Using Religion To Destabilize South West, ACN Warns PDP by Beaf: 8:34pm On Apr 16, 2012
Gbawe: Ogbeni, don't you have other things to do with your time like choosing the Buba ati Iro you will wear for your next trip to Delta State? Your boyfriend called Funky[/b]mallam (even the name says it all) should be able to help you with choosing a wig, mascara and lipstick. Cowardly puzzy clat.

https://www.nairaland.com/788305/delta-community-angry-over-gov/1

Beaf the coward wrote:
Thanks for the suggestion, but we don't wear buba and iro in Delta state (nothing wrong with it, though).

However, what pains me most is the way you are attempting to dodge the topic and discuss better people than you like FunkyMallam; who is more intelligent, schooled, morally upright, civilised and sophisticated than your gutter dwelling, bigotted, shrimplike existence can ever dream of.

My brother, it is sad.

[b]Why is Aregbesola attempting to Islamise Osun state?
Politics › Re: Stop Using Religion To Destabilize South West, ACN Warns PDP by Beaf: 8:15pm On Apr 16, 2012
Gbawe: Abeg don't mind the discredited hack. Spamming the forum , over false allegations, like Aregbesola is the new Osama yet the paid 'a.sh.e.wo and his army of indoctrinated haters did not find their voice when Kabiru Sokoto was enjoying Sheraton-style luxury in the official lodge of a serving PDP Governor.

Anyone else would have crawled under a rock but not Beaf. In fact I will write Oxford Dictionary and invite them to read Nairaland for 1 hour so they can quickly replace "shameless" with "Beaf".
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
I'm in such pain, I wanna cry!! grin grin grin

See empty heads that cannot face the truth running around like confused chickens, thinking that behaving like NURTW operatives will save face for them.
Oma se o!

Brother Gbawe, just get your own Tawun militant ticket to Cuba from Aregbe so you can learn bombing or whatever nefarious stuff they are off to learn.

Just image Gbawe with his lil thin k-legs as a tawun militant!

Unu go wound o! grin grin grin

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Politics › Re: 2015: I’m Qualified To Run –jonathan by Beaf: 7:45pm On Apr 16, 2012
mcfestgee: Nairaland is gradually becoming a place where
all the fools are gathered. The statement did not read
he wants to contest but he is qualified to.
Is he
qualified or not? Jonathan is the president of the
Federal republic of Nig. if you can't take it,
jump into the lagoon and stay in there until
his second term expires.
Winshes must fly nau! grin
Politics › Re: Stop Using Religion To Destabilize South West, ACN Warns PDP by Beaf: 7:38pm On Apr 16, 2012
^
The usual NURTW and Tawun militants from Aregbesola. embarassed
Politics › Re: Evidence Of "Massive" "Dry Season" Road Construction Across Osun State by Beaf(op): 7:33pm On Apr 16, 2012
Gbawe is insulting everybody on this thread like his gonna die!
...But na only piksho's we de hask for nau! grin grin grin

"Massive ''dry season road construction!... Julius Berger partnership!... 50billa World Bank funding!"

Emperor High Story ni!
Politics › Re: Evidence Of "Massive" "Dry Season" Road Construction Across Osun State by Beaf(op): 7:20pm On Apr 16, 2012
[size=18pt]Brother Gbawe! See long tori again o! Shuuuuuuuu! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Tree near tree na im make monkey claim smartness!

PicturesUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
PicturesUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
PicturesUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!


You no de shame to de lie?
If you have nothing, just help yourself and tell us nau! We no de chop pesin o![/size]

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Politics › Re: Stop Using Religion To Destabilize South West, ACN Warns PDP by Beaf: 6:52pm On Apr 16, 2012
Is it PDP or Aregbesola that decided to bulldoze 170 schools (168 Christian) so he can rename them by pretext?
Is it Aregbesola or PDP that introduced hijab as the new school uniform to be enforced across ALL of Osun states schools as from September?

Abi na PDP de help AregbeRASCAL cultivate tawun (the next boko haram)?

Mek we hia word jare!
Politics › Re: Oya Na! Sanusi Pushes For Complete REMOVAL Of Fuel Subsidy by Beaf: 3:00am On Apr 16, 2012
alj harem: Some people lack sense or any form of brain. How can one say "What is wrong with people demanding that their states and LG's actually function and generate wealth as occurs the World over ?" and other mo.rons are agreeing with him.

1. What part of the world is that ?


2. tell us the government system in that part of the world

3. Tell us what their government have previously done for those states or sections so they can develop their own revenue

3. How can each 889 LGs in Nigeria generate their own revenue enough to fund their functions.

4. How can each 36 states in the country generate enough revenue to fund them selves ?


5. Would every single state be like Lagos ? Even Lagos herself is not generating enough not to talk if you even spread out the HQs etc and their by making every single state broke.

6. Subsidy should be removed but should only be removed after we are able to generate our own revenue as a country. Right now for each ship that leaves Nigeria, Nigeria is at a lost because we pay more to refine our oil than we sell for the same amount to fuel (da.ft country). We need to fix that aspect first before we even think of removing fuel subsidy at all !!!.

7. How does Nigeria herself hope to survive when the senators, president, HOR etc are collecting more than 80 % of the money we generate each year.

8. How do we expect to make the oil producing community better when we don't generate enough money to help the people their ?

Beaf you are defiantly working for GEJ

Dalover another Bigot, birds of a feather flock together
I have always viewed you as little more than a talking chimp.

Below you will find a post I made some time ago about mere cities that generate more money than the entire Nigeria.
You might not understand that it is possible, because you are afflicted with the awuf induced mental and physical laziness we have mentioned on this thread. Also, your exposure extends only to the borders of the meat market and the butchers shop, yet you are eager to expose your fungal brain.

Educate yourself below, please and then come back:

Beaf: [size=14pt]We have work to do - Cities with higher GDP than Nigeria[/size]

Nigeria: GDP (PPP) 2009 estimate $341.572 billion
http://www.imf.org/external/pubs/ft/weo/2010/01/weodata/weorept.aspx?sy=2007&ey=2010&scsm=1&ssd=1&sort=country&ds=.&br=1&c=694&s=NGDPD%2CNGDPDPC%2CPPPGDP%2CPPPPC%2CLP&grp=0&a=&pr.x=38&pr.y=14

Tokyo Japan $ 1479
New York City United States $ 1406
Los Angeles United States $ 792
Chicago United States $ 574
London United Kingdom $ 565
Paris France $ 564
Osaka Japan $ 417
Mexico City Mexico $ 390
Philadelphia United States $ 388
São Paulo Brazil $ 388
Washington D.C. United States $ 375
Boston United States $ 363
Buenos Aires Argentina $ 362

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_GDP (quoting PricewaterhouseCoopers)

Clearly oil is not everything, we have a lot of work to do in all facets of our economy, to raise our GDP to an acceptable level.
While Nigeria is ranked number 32 in the World by size of GDP(PPP), the true figure is revealed when our population is factored in; we hover around number 140 out of about 180. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

There are various sectors of the Nigerian economy that are begging to be tapped and the country would literarily explode financially. But certain aspects of our foundation first need to be addressed; nothing can be built on shaky ground.
In order to unleash our wealth creating potential, it would be necessary to educate the populace in several ways. There would be the normal school education, except that like happens in all progressive ecomies, it must be heavily skewed towards practical’s and field experience.
The other half of citizen education (and by far the most important), would be a solid grounding in the country’s ideology (more on that later). Citizens need to have a common focus to be able to act in unison to achieve the common goals needed to haul the country up the developmental ladder.

Nigerian's are bound together by unnatural strings that have failed to keep our society from fracturing along ethnic, regional and religious lines; talk less of the population acting in unity.

No country can succeed or even function without a national ideology, currently we flounder in every direction and at every task, and that is because we lack the unity of purpose a shared ideology can forge. We do not even have a simple motto or phrase around which Nigerians can feel empowered and energised.
Ideology gives root to productive defined structures and feeds them to produce society that is always optimally productive. It creates the harmony that can drive a diverse people to act as one and achieve mighty things. Therefore, it goes without saying that Nigeria must discard her current chaotic structure, which is at the root of all of our problems, from corruption to tribalism.
We must instead, strive for a structure that is ideologically driven, one that is egalitarian and inspires confidence in the young and old. The new structure, optimised for our multi-ethnicity, would guarantee a sense of belonging and duty in every citizen. The new structure would need to be a deeply thought out form of true federalism.

With true federalism, a massively populated country like Nigeria would always put the right foot first and develop at a pace that would be the envy of other nations. True federalism is the job we need to complete. Can we do it?

A don talk finish, over to una. wink
https://www.nairaland.com/500596/we-work-do-cities-higher
Politics › Re: Chucks: In Reply To The Nonsense You Wrote About Yoruba Leadership By Musiwa by Beaf: 2:39am On Apr 16, 2012
Musiwa, can you post a video of yourself?
I want to show one girl. She said she loves you yakata! She wants to see your video so she can send her own by satellite and call you "musi-musi."
Do you like her to call you "musi-musi?"
Politics › Re: Evidence Of "Massive" "Dry Season" Road Construction Across Osun State by Beaf(op): 2:30am On Apr 16, 2012
mojounited: Funny thread. @Beaf, easy na. . . Pictures will pop up soon, let's be patient cheesyundecided
My broda! We pray o!
We are tired of seeing all these roads with leprosy that look like what evil spirits and winshes designed at 12 midnight. embarassed embarassed embarassed

[size=14pt]Gbawe![/size] [size=28pt]Gbawe!![/size] [size=56pt]Gbawe!!![/size] [size=14pt]Come back!
We miss you!
Sir, please come back and lie again!!![/size]
grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Has Links With North African Extremists –PDP by Beaf(op): 12:41am On Apr 16, 2012
Aladinn: Sincerely, laughter was the first expression that came out of me when i saw ur reply. You're a funny dude, anyway, and it got me.
Buhari is a handsome guy, sha. So Rawlings should be around 35yrs, based on your hypothesis?
Tinubu is ugly, accepted, but he's a better politician.
Abeg, let us not argue Tinubu's case too much, if you ask him for proof of his age, he will tender "satifikate."
The best place to get "satifikate" is Oluwole. The man is a criminal, everything about him is false.
Politics › Re: Oya Na! Sanusi Pushes For Complete REMOVAL Of Fuel Subsidy by Beaf:
DaLover: Beaf i think as long as people continue to receive free oil allocations, the mental laziness will continue, for now it is you chop I chop syndrome all the way.... the elite are sharing theirs so the populace must get theirs in the form of subsidy...what really pains me is that the opposition dont see anything wrong with this. Instead they keep hammering on how to improve sharing formulas....

I pray something happens to the oil flow...make our sense re-appear from where e dey hide..
Exactly! For me, its an opposition party like ACN actually defining true federalism as meaning greater dependence on the FG through increased awuf money that really gets my goat. Why go through all the motions and hypocritical soundbytes to make a na'ked bid for awuf?
Everybody across the board is casting beady eyes on a piece of awuf oil loot.

Nigeria really lacks leadership at state and LG levels. Aside from Akpabio who is spending 83% of his budget on capital projects, there doesn't seem to be anyone remotely interested in in developing the cadres of govt that are directly responsible to the people.
We might mention the likes of Lamido, Chime, Amaechi, Fashola and Oshiomole, but none comes remotely close to the bar Akpabio has set.

I feel a lot of pain from realising that most people do not even have a clue about what their LG and state govt reponsibilities to them are, talkless of them having the slightest understanding of the cogs that make the wheel of development spin.

I pity the way this country is shaping to turn out in the next decade or so when oil is projected to lose market importance.
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Has Links With North African Extremists –PDP by Beaf(op): 12:09am On Apr 16, 2012
Aladinn: [size=14pt]Age is not correlated to looks, do you need it told?[/size] So what's your hypertension to BAT's age?
You just reminded me of the fulish Donald Trump who also insisted blindly that Obama wasn't born on American soil.
All your posts on this thread are disjointed. Its either you're an slowpoke or you have a cracked skull.
You'r best left alone to yourself, with a separate room, seperate plastic cups and spoons. That's my opinion of you.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
My broda, are you sure. Abeg look again wella! grin
Uncle Tinubu is 80 or 90 years old claiming 60. Hallelu! grin grin grin grin grin

ACN, party of lies, fraud, forgery; led by liars, fraudsters and forgers.

Gbawe: Ogbeni, you are the one acting like a victim. How I deal with Beaf daily is your lot now. As per your stupid questions, I only provide answer to questions supplied by sensible posters. The day you will tell your boyfriend off for his own blind worship of GEJ and the PDP is the moment I see effort to refrain from the hypocrisy you accuse others of displaying. Run along now.
[size=21pt]HOW OLD IS TINUBU?
HANSA DI KUESHION!!!

Na wa!
Look nau, Buhari is 70... But Tinubu is "only 60!"

Broda, is my hai deceifing me?[/size] grin grin grin grin grin grin

https://www.leadership.ng/nga/sites/default/files/articleimages/buhari_tinubu.jpg

[size=21pt]Okongu!![/size]

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Politics › Re: The Eyeo (oyo) People by Beaf: 11:53pm On Apr 15, 2012
In future, please post such topics in the culture section.
Politics › Re: Oya Na! Sanusi Pushes For Complete REMOVAL Of Fuel Subsidy by Beaf: 11:51pm On Apr 15, 2012
What is wrong with people demanding that their states and LG's actually function and generate wealth as occurs the World over?
There is nothing stopping the states and LG's from doing so.

The question has to be asked if most Nigerians have been so traumatised by oppression that they have lost the use of their brains. Failing this as a reason, then the question becomes if most Nigerians are mentally and physically lazy.

I am sick and tired of hearing id!otic arguments for our continued dependence on oil.
Politics › Re: Diezani Allison-madueke Share 2million Naira To Ijaw Communities In Abuja. by Beaf: 11:43pm On Apr 15, 2012
[quote author=boy.ijaw]beaf u againhuh[/quote]You only joined NL today, yet you know Beaf?
Wonders!! grin

All hail Rhino.5dm, the guy with lower IQ than a bullfrog! grin grin

I don waka jare! Continue talking to yourself like becomerich.
Politics › Re: Diezani Allison-madueke Share 2million Naira To Ijaw Communities In Abuja. by Beaf: 11:23pm On Apr 15, 2012
boneruns: Yee.Kalo = observerman = boy.Ijaw = ?
Spot on! cool
Also... = Rhini.5dm

I am truly sorry those that aint smart enough to be had by such an obviously fake thread.
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Has Links With North African Extremists –PDP by Beaf(op): 10:56pm On Apr 15, 2012
dayokanu: A party who has Akala and Obanikoro as governorship candidates
A party led by an old man that even lies about his age! grin

Gbawe: Ogbeni, you are the one acting like a victim. How I deal with Beaf daily is your lot now. As per your stupid questions, I only provide answer to questions supplied by sensible posters. The day you will tell your boyfriend off for his own blind worship of GEJ and the PDP is the moment I see effort to refrain from the hypocrisy you accuse others of displaying. Run along now.
[size=21pt]HOW OLD IS TINUBU?
HANSA DI KUESHION!!!

Na wa!
Look nau, Buhari is 70... But Tinubu is "only 60!"

Broda, is my hai deceifing me?[/size] grin grin grin grin grin grin

https://www.leadership.ng/nga/sites/default/files/articleimages/buhari_tinubu.jpg

[size=21pt]Okongu!![/size]

https://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/175322_o.gif

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