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Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by Beaf(op): 3:40pm On Aug 29, 2010
Championship table, highlighting relative positions of championship contending team mates.
[table]
[tr][td]Driver[/td][td]Points[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Lewis Hamilton *[/td][td]182[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Mark Webber**[/td][td]179[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Sebastian Vettel**[/td][td]151[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Jenson Button *[/td][td]147[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Fernando Alonso ***[/td][td]141[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Felipe Massa ***[/td][td]109[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Robert Kubica[/td][td]104[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Nico Rosberg[/td][td]102[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Adrian Sutil[/td][td]45[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Michael Schumacher[/td][td]44[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Rubens Barrichello[/td][td]30[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Kamui Kobayashi[/td][td]21[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Vitaly Petrov[/td][td]19[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Vitantonio Liuzzi[/td][td]12[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Nico Hulkenberg[/td][td]10[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Sebastien Buemi[/td][td]7[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Pedro de la Rosa[/td][td]6[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Jaime Alguersuari[/td][td]4[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Heikki Kovalainen[/td][td]0[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Karun Chandhok[/td][td]0[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Lucas di Grassi[/td][td]0[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Jarno Trulli[/td][td]0[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Bruno Senna[/td][td]0[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Timo Glock[/td][td]0[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]Sakon Yamamoto[/td][td]0[/td][/tr]
[/table]
Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by Beaf(op): 3:26pm On Aug 29, 2010
MRbrownJAY:
i simply dislike the man since his stand during Alonso's time as his teammate and would cheer anyone who beat him to the checkered flag. i do dislike this driver with a passion!

the Spanish hate Ham because they are patriotic and will use anything to offend the guy they hate the most in F1. if he was Chinese they would have use something equally offensive to try to get at him.
Jerez. This is racism, not patriotism and its an absolute disgrace;

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Hamilton_Abuse_Jerez.jpg/800px-Hamilton_Abuse_Jerez.jpg
Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by Beaf(op): 2:59pm On Aug 29, 2010
MRbrownJAY:
. . .
are you the only one here who doesnt know that i dislike the guy with a passion?!
I AM AN ALONSO FAN!
. . .
Being an Alonso fan doesn't equate to "deslike with a passion" for Lewis. The Spanish do it because they are racist. Come on, dude!

Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by Beaf(op): 2:50pm On Aug 29, 2010
Alonso keeps displaying all sorts of stup!d skills. Everybody knows to keep away from the white line, when Petrov did it during quali, people said it was down to him being a rookie. . . Well what do you say about the so called "best driver" making a rookie error during the race?
Damn!

I laff in saskatchewan!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by Beaf(op): 2:44pm On Aug 29, 2010
MRbrownJAY:
bloody hell, another drama filled race!!!!
Webber dropping 5places from pole before the first corner of the race:FAILED!!!!
he was really lucky to get back to second position thanks to Vettel loosing his goddam mind.
he should have taken Ham out instead of Button!

after the last safety car i thought Webber was gonna have a run for it, helas. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
GREAT RACE!
You can say that again. Vettel is rapidly becoming a hazard to formula one. cry cry cry
Well good one Lewis, I bet you're "slightly" jealous now! wink
Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by Beaf(op): 2:38pm On Aug 29, 2010
Normal service resumes, Lewis leads the championship again.
Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by Beaf(op): 2:35pm On Aug 29, 2010
Hamilton wins!!!!!
Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by Beaf(op): 1:47pm On Aug 29, 2010
Yeah, Vettel has confirmed he is an !d!ot once again. Poor Jensen.
Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by Beaf(op): 1:09pm On Aug 29, 2010
Crackkkkkkking start! Safety car is already out!
Go Lewis!!!!

Barichello's record 300th race is over. . . alonso is fcked on the wrong tyres (prophesy!)
Politics › Son Of Nigeria’s First Prime Minister Kidnapped In Abuja by Beaf(op): 7:01am On Aug 29, 2010
[size=14pt]Son Of Nigeria’s First Prime Minister Kidnapped In Abuja[/size]
By Ehis Agbon, WorldNewsVine, Nigeria.

Dr Jhalil Tafawa Balewa, son of Nigeria’s first Prime Minister Tafawa Balewa, has been allegedly kidnapped in Abuja, He was reportedly taken in his office Friday (August 27) evening.

Reports reaching WorldNewsVine indicates that the Kidnappers made contact with the family this morning (Saturday August 28) demanding a 100 million Naira ($ 666,666.7) ransom.

There is presently confusion as there is nobody to give information to the press. When WorldNewsVine visited his house at Jabi district in Abuja, his wife was still in a state of shock and could not talk to us.

However an Aid to Dr Jhalil confirmed that he was kidnapped at about 7pm in his office while he was relaxing and that the kidnappers have made contact with the family and the family is doing everything possible to gain his release.

Efforts to get a confirmation from the police were abortive as the FCT Police public relations officer, Jimoh Moshood, said he will get back to me as soon as he has a confirmation. The Nigeria Police Force Public Relations Officer Emmanuel Ojukwu could not also be reached as our calls were unanswered

Dr Jhalil is a doctor of Nuclear Medicine, forensic pathologist, a business man and politician. He is also the Chiarman of Googluck Na Kowa (which means Goodluck for all) a political support group for President Goodluck Jonathan 2011 presidential election. He returned to Nigeria last year.

His father, Alh. Tafawa Balewa, was Nigeria’s first Prime Minister at Independence in 1960.

http://worldnewsvine.com/2010/08/son-of-nigerias-first-prime-minister-kidnapped-in-abuja/
Foreign Affairs › Re: Couple Hammer 24 Hot Nails Into Maid After She Complained Of Heavy Workload. by Beaf: 6:25am On Aug 29, 2010
Have the people been killed yet? lipsrsealed
If not the Sri Lankan secret service needs to send people to inject the devils with incurable leprosy.
Politics › Re: Gen. Babangida:my Pact With Abacha And Obasanjo by Beaf: 6:15am On Aug 29, 2010
“People were shouting that I was the problem of the nation and that Nigeria will tear apart because I was the embodiment of all that was bad. Then in the interest of peace, I said ‘I will step aside’”, he said.
Peoples thoughts have not changed. cool
Politics › Re: Gen. Babangida:my Pact With Abacha And Obasanjo by Beaf: 6:05am On Aug 29, 2010
This man is just becoming more and more of a clown!
He had a pact with Abacha, because according to him, those left behind were too young to have any sense (now, that sounds familiar shocked). well Abacha murdered Saro Wiwa, leading directly to MEND, he also finished the job IBB started by killing MKO, leading to zoning and the problems in the country today.

He started by killing Dele Giwa, Abacha took it to new levels, burnt down media houses and sent sergeant Rogers to shoot their proprietors in public.

IBB is a man whose shoe seems permanently stuck in his gap toothed mouth.
Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by Beaf(op): 2:29am On Aug 29, 2010
“We saw today how many times a right decisions in these conditions can make you a gain of 50 seconds or one minute if you do an extra lap with dry tyres, etc” . . .

-Alonso
shocked shocked shocked

No Alonso! No!
Politics › Re: Some Nigerian News Site Shut Down? by Beaf: 12:32am On Aug 29, 2010
PapaBrowne:
234Next is working fine. Try others. Thisday, Tribune, Vanguard, Guardian and a couple others are down.
234Next runs a fairly decent and robust website.
Programming › Re: Let Share Codes by Beaf: 8:50pm On Aug 28, 2010
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;
using UgowundoStrings;
using System.Runtime.Serialization;
using System.Collections.ObjectModel;

namespace UgowundoMappers.UgowundoDatabaseMapper
{
[DataContract]
public class DatabaseStructure
{
[DataMember]
public string ServerName { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public string DatabaseName { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public List<TableStructure> TableCollection;
}

[DataContract]
public class TableStructure
{
[DataMember]
public string ServerName { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public string DatabaseName { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public string TableName { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public List<ColumnProperties> ColumnCollection;
}

[DataContract]
public struct ColumnProperties : IProperty
{
[DataMember]
public bool InPrimaryKey { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public bool ForeignKey { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public bool Identity { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public string Name { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public string DataType { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public int Size { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public int Scale { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public string Default { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public int Precision { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public bool AllowNulls { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public string DefaultValue { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public int IdentitySeed { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public int IdentityIncrement { get; set; }
[DataMember]
public bool IsRowGuid { get; set; }

public Collection<string> TemplateText { get; set; }
public string ObjectPath { get; set; }
}
}
Programming › Re: Let Share Codes by Beaf: 8:43pm On Aug 28, 2010
For those interested in generating CRUD queries and O/R Mapping, here's some starter code (you need to check my profile for the rest of the code, the spambot keep deleting my posts);

using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;
using Microsoft.SqlServer.Management.Smo;
using System.Collections.Specialized;
using Microsoft.SqlServer.Management.Sdk.Sfc;
using System.Data;
using Microsoft.SqlServer.Management.Smo.Wmi;
using System.ComponentModel;
using Microsoft.Win32;
//using Microsoft.SqlServer.Management.Smo.RegisteredServers;
using Microsoft.SqlServer.Management.RegisteredServers;
using Microsoft.SqlServer.Management.Common;

namespace UgowundoMappers.UgowundoDatabaseMapper
{
    public enum SMOObjectExceptions
    {
        SrvConnectionFailureException = 0,
        DbConnectionFailureException = 1,
        Unknown = 9
    }

    public class SMOObjects
    {
        public static string CurrentServerName = String.Empty;
        public static string CurrentDatabaseName = String.Empty;

        public static string[] ListServers(bool listLocalServersOnly)
        {
            DataTable dt = SmoApplication.EnumAvailableSqlServers(listLocalServersOnly);
            ManagedComputer mc = new ManagedComputer();
            if (dt.Rows.Count > 0)
            {
                string[] names = new string[dt.Rows.Count + mc.ServerInstances.Count];
                int count = 0;
                foreach (DataRow dr in dt.Rows)
                {
                    names[count] = dr["Server"].ToString();
                    if (dr["Instance"] != null && dr["Instance"].ToString().Length > 0)
                        names[count] += @"\" + dr["Instance"].ToString();

                    //names[count] = dr["Name"].ToString();
                    count++;
                }
                foreach (ServerInstance si in mc.ServerInstances)
                {
                    names[count] = si.Name;
                    count++;
                }
                Array.Sort(names);

                return names;
            }
            return new string[0];
        }
Politics › Re: Do You Always Tell Foreign Nationals Positive Things About Nigeria? by Beaf: 8:18pm On Aug 28, 2010
VPersie:
@Beaf

Since we have tried our best to save you from yourself to no avail, we will continue to remember you in our prayers. We pray that the Almighty will have mercy on you and save you from the canker worm of a malfunctioning brain. We know it is not your fault. If not for those wicked people in your village, you will never have turned out to be such an slowpoke. This should be a lesson to all Nairalanders: Be careful who you relate to; if not, you could become cursed and lose all ability to engage in a rational conversation with normal human beings. O mase ooh. I really pity our brother Beaf. Please let us all remember him in our prayers so that the hands of the evil ones will be removed from his brain.

*Shakes his head in pity*

Please Beaf, if for some reason our prayers do not solve your problem, pity mankind and do not procreate. Abeg. Ejo. We lost our first chance when you were not used for stem cell research that is why we plead with you to put us out of our misery by extinguishing your gene pool from humanity.
. . .The words of a fool who can sell his family. We meet a lot of your type abroad.
Fcking insecure cockroach! grin grin grin grin grin

Politics › Southwest Pdp Adopts Jonathan For 2011 by Beaf(op): 7:54pm On Aug 28, 2010
[size=14pt]Southwest PDP adopts Jonathan for 2011[/size]
By Jide Jegede
August 28, 2010 07:40PM

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), South-West chapter, on Saturday adopted the candidacy of President Goodluck Jonathan for the 2011 presidential election. Leaders of the party in the region met at the House of Chiefs, Parliamentary Building, Ibadan, to assess the quality of the presidential aspirants in the party with a view to making their stand on which to queue behind for the election.

After about two-hour closed door meeting, Tajudeen Oladipo, Vice Chairman of the party in the zone, read out an 8-point communiqué detailing how and why they resolved to support the incumbent for the 2011 presidential election.

"The meeting studied, analysed and assessed each of the major aspirants based on their antecedents and abilities to carry the nation forward when elected so as to ensure policy consistency.

"After rigorous and exhaustive deliberation, the zone resolved that it will serve the best interest of the zone and Nigeria to support the candidature of President Goodluck Jonathan," the communiqué reads in part.
Chaired by Olusegun Obasanjo, former President of Nigeria and chairman, PDP Board of Trustees (BoT), the party had earlier acknowledged the efforts and rights of other aspirants eyeing the position within the party, as well as the controversial issue of zoning.

Though the president is yet to be forthcoming on his desire to run for presidency in 2011, while reports have it that he may formally declare early next month (September), the meeting declared that ‘the president has expressed intention to contest the presidential primaries on the platform of the PDP'.

The communiqué, which was presented as the consensus position of all party leaders in the region, was said to be "in the interest of the party and indeed Nigerians in general".

The host, Governor Adebayo Alao-Akala and the Mr. Oladipo, who, in their different speeches, harped on the significance of the meeting emphasized the need to be thorough in their scrutiny of the candidates as their decision would have telling effect on the party's primaries and, by implication, who becomes the next president of the nation.

Well attended by the big names of the party in the southwest, the meeting was fully coloured with political songs, mini rallies and display of posters.

All the known political foes of the Governor Alao-Akala were, however, conspicuously absent.Representatives from the South-South and the North took their turns to applaud the decision.

Atuboyedia Obianime (President, Ijaw National Congress), who spoke on behalf of the South-South people thanked the gathering, promising that the president will not disappoint the people of the southwest and the entire country for supporting him.

"This decision is a testimony that South West has been the leader in giving direction to what happens in this country, South West has done it again. Other zones have to copy this because there is nothing other than peaceful coexistence of the nation. We are not going to wait on other zones because your decision is going to transcend to other zones. This is for the sustenance of the sovereignty of this nation. This will be of interest to any country of the world that is democratic and not Nigeria alone", said Bala Kaoje, who spoke on behalf of the North.

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5612388-146/southwest_pdp_adopts_jonathan_for_2011.csp
Politics › Re: Some Nigerian News Site Shut Down? by Beaf: 7:12pm On Aug 28, 2010
afam4eva:
I think you mean servers.
No, I really mean websites.
Almost every hack attack on a site is directed squarely at it. Attacks on servers are not cheap to pull off (eg DDoS attacks, which are most common) , they usually need someone or a gang with access to a zombie army or botnet.
The attack (if it was that) on at least one of those papers was directed at the websites database (an experienced eye can tell).

Most Nigerian websites are cut and join, they are built by people who either don't care about security or (in most cases) don't even know about it. The vast majority of 9ja websites can be brought down by kids.
Politics › Re: Some Nigerian News Site Shut Down? by Beaf: 3:33pm On Aug 28, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=504852.msg6655940#msg6655940 date=1283005740]beaf, thanks for the confirmation. lol I thought it was my connection.
Hacked? National/local newspaper, is that possible?[/quote]Yes it is, most of them run on surprisingly useless websites.
Politics › Re: Some Nigerian News Site Shut Down? by Beaf: 3:26pm On Aug 28, 2010
I noticed the same thing yesterday and the day before. Highly unusual for so many sites to be down, last week it was Nigerian Village Square.
One cannot rule out the possibility that they are being hacked.

The one thing that links all the downed sites so far, is that they all belong to the responsible section of of the press.
Politics › Re: 2011:Babangida, Buhari, Atiku, Gusau Join Forces by Beaf: 3:17pm On Aug 28, 2010
debeginin:
Is dis all about Country or region?Shameless ATIKU who as VP could not fix the road from Gombe to Yola his state capital only for Jonathan to help him with that,NONSENSE!Gowon shd stay outta dis.I am a northerner bt region is not an issue we shd be lookin at Country.
shocked

Damn!
Politics › Re: Obasanjo May Dump Jonathan by Beaf: 3:01pm On Aug 28, 2010
redsun:
People like you makes me sick,people that are afraid of true change and true beginning.

Just because jonathan is your tribes man makes him worthy in your eyes,even when a sensible child in nigeria knows that he is jusst as corrupt and dubious as obassnjo.With your type,nigeria will remain in a vicious circle of backwardness.
What is all this, did I steal your babe?  grin

You keep claiming that me and Jonathan share the same ethnic group, but thats only because your brain is bloody weak and you've been called out.
For the umteenth time; [size=21pt]"I am not even from Jonathans state and am certainly not from his ethnic group. Your judgement is piss poor.

Yes, I support Jonathan like most sensible and balanced people. If you don't like it, go and hang."
[/size]

Seriously, dude, you are very shallow. Can we now move back to issues in the thread?
Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by Beaf(op): 2:35pm On Aug 28, 2010
Mark Webber claims poll at Spa! It turned out to be quite exciting with the likes of Alonso, fighting for dear life. If it rains tomorrow, it could be a thoroughly unpredictable race!

1 M Webber 1:45.778
2 L Hamilton 1:45.863
3 R Kubica 1:46.100
4 S Vettel 1:46.127
5 J Button 1:46.206
6 F Massa 1:46.314
7 R Barrichello 1:46.602
8 A Sutil 1:46.659
9 N Hulkenberg 1:47.053
10 F Alonso 1:47.441
Politics › Re: Obasanjo May Dump Jonathan by Beaf: 2:30pm On Aug 28, 2010
redsun:
Your foolishness is quite glaring.You are just another zombie nigerian.
If you don't like Obj, go to Ota and tell him (if you've got the balls that is).
Don't expose yourself to ridicule on NL; being quick to speak is the sign of a lack of wisdom; afterall, you just claimed I was from Jonathan's ethnic group (why you made that statement is best left to you); and I have just told you also, that I am not even from Jonathans state and am certainly not from his ethnic group. Your judgement is piss poor.

Yes, I support Jonathan like most sensible and balanced people. If you don't like it, go and hang. cool
Politics › Re: 2011: Don’t Run, Northern Youths Tell Jonathan by Beaf: 2:25pm On Aug 28, 2010
I hope we aren't talking about almajiri's here, because those goons will even kill and riot for a single meal. cry

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