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Think of anything bad, annoying, derogatory... Then connect it with Nigerian girls.
And watch yourself become a genius or a super comedian

Ilorin Afonja!

I'm trying to imagine the scenerio.

Lala247:
Should i open one lol need to ask mod first

I'm in full support

Lala247:
U see y we need therapy room(topic) lol

It's about time they introduced it.

Some people are really losing it

First your girlfriend did it while you two were kissing and you you were contemplating breaking up with her. Now, it's you who did it while someone was crying.



Dude, you need help

talktofemi:
Laugh. U never know.

But was actually joking. Av a great evening.

Of'cos I know.
Have a great evening as well

Thugnificient:
if you travelled around the world invisibly.. then how're you gon' meet people

Who cares about meeting people?

I just wanna see and enter places where I might never have the privilege of entering

talktofemi:
U soji jare.

It wouldn't be bad if we are to...me and u... Just saying

It wouldn't be bad.

It just wouldn't happen

Tour the world

Visit as many counties as I can

talktofemi:
Can only say hmmmmm.....

My statement was clear enough to know the meaning...Or I am speaking in French aunty?

No, uncle.
I understand now gan ni...
Ride on!

Lala247:
Loool dat guy men ..

He needs deliverance

talktofemi:
How can it be?

Cos it neither smells nor tastes like urine.

Is it safe to conclude that you've tasted it before?

kinglekan:


After begging me that its enough?

You were snoring and farting... Had to beg

Lala247:
Baby me
How u dey .. Wey lekan ?

I'm fine, moma. Sure you are good too.

Kinglekan is snoring, farting and sleeping.

kinglekan:
I meant it literally.

You wey sleep off since
#yinmu#

jacksparrow1207:
iya ijo

Omo ijo

kinglekan:
Ask Obatala!!

Obatala ko mo

Kini b.o.n.e.r?

Modified!
Never mind

Would taunt him with it for the rest of his life.

kinglekan:
*locks the door*

Wafe ku loni.

Ku ke?

jacksparrow1207:
My mission isn't to teach or counsel on s3x. It's to win soul for Christ

Yeah!
Even Apostle Paul

jacksparrow1207:
I'll wait to be taught in seminary

You shouldn't go to the seminary without s fore knowledge

kinglekan:
Oya naa!! Let's go dere.

Lock the door. Jackie might come peeping

wristwatch:
Okies. I will send a PM when u will be interviewed

I meant NO

wristwatch:
Lol okies. Are u interested?

I will pass.
Thanks

jacksparrow1207:
When I become a Rev Father, would that be needed?

Sweet, even fathers celebrate wedding mass and they advice couples on their sexual life.


Some of them settle issues relating to the bedroom between couples privately.

Taraba Taraba Taraba...

It's gonna be hot.
Even if she doesn't win, she has brought a change to Nigeria politics and also set the pace for women to follow suit.

jacksparrow1207:
Lol. Me no understand o. Never been there. I'm an underaged teen

I die!

Jot it down. You would understand it someday, lad

jacksparrow1207:
Pls don't squirt on thread. I carry God name beg u

Na autocorrect jor.

jacksparrow1207:
Na only weekends una dey go bedroom?

No o!
But weekend own dey always dey special
You understand?

kinglekan:
Beamborla oya come and book your day with the host.

It's weekend.
Come lets go to the bedroom jor