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Lala247:
Make i bring matches
Make we tie u up pour petrol .... Beam do the needful joor

I think I've weaken him already.
But he might do good for twaci, don't you think?

Twaci:
Nice what?

Anyways, how's ur day? Missed you

Cc kinglekan

See? I'm fulfilling my promise
She is cute

faith551:

Well if the smart ones here don't dominate the threads, the dumb ones will, and things will get worst

Hahahaha...I get your point already.

You see, in here, smart is relative. It's cool you think me smart, though. Thanchuu

Lala247:
Lol .. Oju kokoro .
He want all d kitty .. Well his not not dat bad see godvilla n kingtom nah original

Lol... I don't know those ones jare

kinglekan:
Yeeaaah hun

kinglekan:
Swti u knw that's not true.

I don't understand

faith551:
Heartbroken in the contrary

Why, dear?
Who broke your hrt?
Lemme go and kick the person's butt till it's monkey red

Lala247:
Yes .. Oh it not just u

Long list

Lol... Kokoro dey him Oju

faith551:
Point is if every reasonable person leaves because there is hardly any reasonable thing to keep them active, who will then bring in the reasonable threads.
Somebody actually missed someone

Lol... Not everyone must open a thread. I'm still very much around, just not active.

Someone sure missed someone as well

Lala247:
Yes .. Im good hun
Lol i know he abandoned me too yeye boy

Thank God it's not only me.

Kinglekan, yew see?

kinglekan:

Is it a lie?

faith551:

Sweerie, what is it?

Did you mistakenly bite your tongue?

faith551:
Lol, no I wnt, trust me
Thanks.
Looks like u and Lala just decided to take a break

I've not been active like I used to cos there is hardly anything reasonable to make me active.

Lala247:
Lol abi
Just been in and out jare u know me . Left kinglekan in charge so he didnt look after u abi .

Hope ur good tho

I'm fine.

Forget kinglekan... He's interest is in many places.
Our contract is over

Sure you are good too

Lala247:
Beamborla mi .. How u dey

Lol... I'm fine o. Jes trying to read up everything in the thread before commenting.

And you abandoned me

Faith551, nice dp gave you one like as well... Jes try not to fall down.

But she been fine before na.

May the good Lord deliver us from the feeling of inferiority complex we have imposed on ourselves as a nation.

What do you expect when an African man; a Nigerian man wouldn't stop screaming fair ladies/white are beautiful while the dark skinned ones are oogly?

Why did you tell friends about not having sex with your finance in the first place?


Whatever you want to do, if it doesn't feel right, don't do it

midolian:
I go marry u..Ur brain too complete

Lol... Thanks

Lala247:
I think buhari is more disciplined .. Well hope so sha .. We just need to see more of bolded^^
Forget insults it comes with d job

Of'cos it does but to some extent, it wouldn't be as bad as that of the outgoing president.

Buhari alone can not do it...

Let's start with our local government chairman. These grassroot politicians are the most curropt people as far as I'm concerned

He has been taking the insults right before the election. From opposition party and AIT

It is left to him to stop the insults or allow it to continue by performing well or becoming a figure head

Chiam55:
Lol we were both wrong
She said sighing not signing lol

It's seaun the owner dude

Okies

Chiam55:
Nope it's Charlene

Oh well!

Name looks strange to me.
Thanchuu

You've written nothing but gibberish.

Your topic does not agree with the content of your thread. The content itself is just like the rantings of deranged man.

Twaci:
lol, ok...why him?

Maybe I didn't understand the question then.

He signs his name in all of his posts

Twaci:
Re-think no. 4

I only know of friedplantain

4. Friedplantain

10. Origin101

11. Tosyn2much

16. Ireneony

19. Kinglekan

Cutehector:
whr do u want me to spank u? On d face or on d azz

No where!

I'm too delicate to be manhandled.

talktofemi:
Hahahahahah Beamborla! Shey ko to be ni?

I will remove that your teeth you are shining with a beam o.

O fe yo eyin aunty beamborla... Hmmmm
Laws have mercy.

Ayam not shining it again

Cutehector...


Waiting for the slap

talktofemi:
Thanks jare. "Toasting" girls wasn't easy those days.

But now it's nothing but child's play.

Omo kekere o kin kpe dagba sha.

talktofemi:
Mine was in S.S 1

There was the dark beauty I admired way back. We lived in the same neighbourhood and attends the same school.

As a natural stammerer, I dread approaching her but finally approached her one day. The below ensued:

Me: I i i i i i i i waaaannnnnt ttoo tooo tooo tteeell yyyyyouuuu somettthhhhing.

The Girl: Go ahead, I'm all ears.

Me: I ii i i lllllllllllikkkkkke yyyyyooou and willl likkkke ttto tooo ttotoo be frieeendds witttth yyyouuuu.

The Girl: Ok.

Me: Wwwwiiilll yyyouuu be mmmy myyy gggiiirrrllllfrieendd?

The Girl: You know what? I can hardly hear what you are saying. Maybe you should come and tell me again when you are able to speak very well.


For years I stay away from girls. And now we are best of friends.

Chai!
Towie

In all honesty, reality, no, we can't



Except by miracle/magic