₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Potatoes will potate...

Haters gonna hate

Airforce1 where are you... It's good you have two kids already... Imagine being a father to children who are brand ambassador

You want to give IPOB heart attack

Heartlessbanker:
bros which phone of 45k I fit buy? I want either xiaomi,Nokia or any other good brand with available parts.
What I need in a phone:
Memory (both ram and ROM)
Long screen
Make e no dey hang
Etc
I no care about camera bcus I no dey take pics

hmmmmm

temmienewells:
PrinceofEast bangs petite colleague during work hours.

porn don scatter your head

Eyewitnesses claim he had been warned not to go in the water but he didn't listen. He was also reportedly drunk at the time he ventured into the flooded street.



Alot of people are tired of life hence they get so stubborn


I hope the floods of life swipe away the following busted scammers with the names below

CAMPBELL ABIODUN ONYEKA with the Moniker Campbell118

and MARY FUNMILAYO CAMPBELL with the Moniker graciousloveth ItzBabyBlimz

MMWandali:

The works were finished from the foundation of the world Heb.4:3

I don't know why I am laughing at this

Quietly:
About life,, god bless you

how u dey o

Melaye:
if you don reach 30yrs for dis thread and u still dey follow boys hustle palliative na Thor hammer go crush your blokos

I believe the late CAMPBELL ABIODUN ONYEKA (RIP) / MARY FUNMILAYO CAMPBELL (RIP) were well over 30

Squillaci:
You no get any problem.

abi oo

Peteru1st:
at this century, you should know all these things are scam

it's not a scam... The job posting was on Nairaland.
I didn't apply because I am in benue

Bozzyironlady:
The most annoying part of this tony umez is that he's aware the girl is chasing is not too into him yet he persist.
Always laughing like someone that wants to cry
Wasting his fine boy unnecessarily
Person wey suppose get highlight back-to-back

it's good u remove the "f" from your Moniker

Quietly:
About life,, god bless you

really don't know what you mean but thank you

Quietly:
Be patient

about what

Quietly:
..

hello

Treking from Lagos to Abuja. He was the main reason why buhari thinks youths are suffer-head.
See how everything is now.

Thank you always
It's always ify. It's always you
Ifyalways

powalez:
Maybe she wan dey collect wetin Madam dey collect,girls and kondo,they fit kill because of that thing

over taking is allowed

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Cc

Would like to get an invitation card to your wedding

6.….

For those days when the world was shutting down, quite offices, closed schools, empty roads, empty stores, markets ruled by birds perching on scanty trays and benches. Goats having an uncommon ritual of horns locking. Guess who locked covid lockdown. Ishilove, the thrust of a pen painting a picture we would later talk about today as if she had known this future and it's features.

The lockdown in Nigeria started with rumours of official manuscripts informing soldiers on enforcing citizens staying indoors and soldiers digging graves for impending casualties of covid19. Maybe, just maybe this was part of the reasons Ishilove chose to observe the lockdown.


Some days she has enough free time, she is trying to conquer fellow e-worriors. You know as e be naa, 'nairaland naa royal rumble' and yours truly has the "surviving Ojuelegba traffic" in her blood. She is always serving the e-fighters hot.

She once told a Keyboard warrior he doesn't have sense and he should go home and wake his mother with a sliding tackle. I imagined something like General Gattuso's tackle when he was still a footballer at Inter Milan.

On other days she spends her time replying those that " Werey nbe lorie won" and those who wants to be omo buruku". She really brought out her couldron of Savage and poured a gallon of quality koboko to fry and snack on trolls. She made sure non of them wanted to tango with her.


But on lockdown relaxed days, she leaves her laptop and she is out waiting for SUV Uber. Of course she doesn't get one so out of anger, she goes to a car dealership and buys a Limousine. Enroute to Balogun Market for goat meat ingredients. Due to the car she came with, the market women hiked the price of pepper from 50naira to 200naira. Her eyes can see the pepper but her ears and brain has identified the price as a rip off.


Ishilove being wise and choosy left Balogun and drives her limousine from jankara to Tejuosho, from Alaba to Mile 12 before concluding to patronize Oyingbo market. She parks very far away from the markets entrance. She wants to be seen as a regular individual but she's unable to hide it as the market women kept singing her praises and the hype men keeps hailing her like Charlse Okocha's hypeman.


Being a religious lady and not excessively superstitious, she listens to Audio Bible on speaker sometimes she listens with her earpiece but most times she lowers the volume so it is a pleasant background sound that calms everyone in the house not until she hear the true goodness.

She heard the news that the government was going to give paliatives to people with account balance less than 5000 naira. She quickly went to the available POS to withdraw the 500,000 thousand naira in her account. She has been on her toes waiting for the palliative to drop in her account. She knows it's a country where the divide between the rich and poor is as wide as the Atlantic ocean but I am not happy she's trying to identify with we the "have not".


It's the century of the facemask and hand sanitizers. The good thing is that ishilove is planning to live long like her ancestors and to this end she prepares and eat swallow daily with stew well blessed with fresh fish and sometimes, her pot is filled with all kinds of meat except snake's meat. She is indeed a writer and Laurette in the making as she has been writing more literary works