Dozie32:
Naija na which continent e de self??

guinea Bissau

DOUBLEWAHALA:

guy u have a very strong sight
please can u see the outcome of 2019 presidential election

lolzzz
the guy's sight no be here

op thanks for the update especially for that number 2

I know a woman without a womb that gave birth to a baby girl. she named the child miracle

FishLegs:
His location is even Daura

lolzzzz

donstan18:


Na you be Kwala mai

lolzzz... u replied him well

haywire07:
He does not have the strength to be bowing and somersaulting for 5times Inna day.

He cannot comman kill himself jare

somersaulting.. lolzzzz

seanswitch:


1. I counter whatever anyone sends to me with proof that it's false. And warn against spreading lies.

This has turned me to a kind of Google on issues that are contentious. People ask to know if a message is through when they receive such.

2. I sent a message to all those who send such to me and warned them to desist else be blocked.

Like I said before, I have zero tolerance for nonsense.

wow, thanks
will do the same

seanswitch:
God bless you for this.

I have been able to control all my contacts on this issue though. They know I have zero tolerance for nonsense and hence exclude me from their broadcast.

pls how did you control it?

Ije004:
My God.
What has Nairaland come to?
This is making front page??

hahah
na so I see am o

NwaAmaikpe:


Such an irony,
The girl was trying to save her mom from dying from diabetes which is majorly caused by excessively consuming sweet, sugary things.

But it's the same consumption of sweet things that killed her.

With that said,
A hungry preek is a senseless preek.
Second to comment.

illiterate! diabetes is not caused by sugary things.
all u know is to make noise meanwhile u lack appropriate education

visijo:
is he related to jackie appiah ?

yes

CastedAyo:
Goodbye dindinrin

We're now -1 in Naija

I couldn't stop laughing when I read this your comment

CROWNWEALTH019:
wrong country

u have said it all

IamFisherman:
Like i earlier said watch this trend.... for your stock fish check my signature.

fine boy. how much is your stockfish

sarrki:


Atimes your system works perfect

But most times its always faulty

don't mind that fellow

KillerBeauty:

It's April actually not February

that's quite far

IamLEGEND1:
Thanks,man.

Apparently they'll be back mid-april.

I can't wait for it to return

IamLEGEND1:
It means the baby won't be a grounder.... he'll be a citizen of Skaikru.

abeg who knows when the 100 will be returning?

February

jump and pass.lol!!!!!

hmm
against all odds, these women pulled through.
may we all marry our true partner

BankeSmalls:




The boxers alone or the pampers join?

I like the way you replied him back to back!

internationalman:
shame on those teachers that made us believed that
E.G means 'for example' instead of 'example given'

i.e means 'that is' instead of 'in essence'...

it is a lie. get your facts right

TheHistorian:
Download GBWhatsapp and save yourself the stress.

how do I download GBwhatsapp

salmonkas178:
Haaaa...dropping my number here is suicidal oooo...all these kids. on nairaland would start disturbing

you must be a hot cake. by God's grace, tomorrow I will rectify my email and reply ur msg

salmonkas178:

Oya drop the add....even if I'm not....I will do a plastic surgery...lol

you can drop your number here. I don't have access to my email at the moment

salmonkas178:
Honestly I just did....didn't see anything....are u pulling my legs? Lol

I hope you are handsome

salmonkas178:
Oya drop your mail add.. instead

If u check my profile, u will see my email address

salmonkas178:
Its drop your addy na... I'm here for you...comma show concern

lmao

salmonkas178:
I'm handsome enough..can we roll along? Op just had a heartbreak....not advisable to roll with him....lol

lolz. I was just showing concern in my own little way.

Troublemaker007:


Here is another f00l.

anyway na u get ur mouth

wisdomguy4u:
My fellow nairalanders, pls you guys should follow me digest this my matter. Una fit learn one or two things. 


Around 23rd of Dec 2017, i travelled from benin to my hometown in Anambra state for the Christmas holiday. While on the way i called my fiancee who stays in Onitsha with her parents, i asked her if we could lodge in a hotel when i get to onitsha so i can continue my journey to my hometown the next day. She told me she can't sleepover as her parents won't let her ( as she was expected to cook the next day). So we agreed that when i get to onitsha i will come pick her up and drop her back in the evening.


So when i got to onitsha i went straight to her house. And with the permission of parents , i went out with her (her parents 
knows me ).


We went to a nice hotel in onitsha where i booked a room #9,500 (lodging). We relaxed have some drinks and food. We talked about how our wedding will be. I wanted the wedding to hold around June this year , but she wanted it early. We had a nice time together as it has been months since we haven't seen. 


After some hours together, she said she has to go as her parents would be expecting her. I told her i will drop her and from there head to my hometown. She asked me what about the room i paid for lodging... i told her that we would have to return the key as i cannot sleepover in the room all alone when i know i can still reach my hometown if i leave now. As a smart girl (which she feels she is), she told me that if the hotel workers finds out that I'm leaving,they would just put someone else in the room and pocket the money to themselves (in my mind then i was like that's their luck then). 


As we were about to leave the room , i wanted to return the key, but she suggested i leave the key inside the room and just jam the door so they wouldn't know that we have left until the next day. I asked her why didnt she want the workers to make gain from it; she said the workers didn't attend to us well, that they were forming big girls. I did as she suggested,  jammed the door and we left. I dropped her up in her street and left immediately for my hometown (that was around 6:00pm).


While on route to my hometown i met a heavy traffic jammed around nkpor junction. After an hour or so in traffic, i decided to go back to the hotel and spend the night , and continue my journey on the early morning of the next day, so as to bypass the traffic. 


When i got to the hotel (around 8pm) , i walked straight to the room i earlier booked. But when i tried to open the door...i found out that it was locked. Angrily,  i walked down to query the receptionist on why she should put someone else in the room when i never told her that I'm done with it. 


But to my astonishment,  she told me she didn't give the room out to anybody. She called one of the security guard to accompany us to the room to find out who the intruder is. 


When we got the door, the receptionist knocked . A young boy on his underpants opened the door and asked what the matter was. The receiptionist asked to find out when and how he got the room. The young boy went in and brought out the receipt of payment bearing my name .


At that moment i sensed what could be up, so i pushed the door open and got in, nobody was in the room . i tried to open the bathroom, and noticed it was locked from the inside (In my mind i prayed to God let it not be what I'm thinking).

After several knock on the bathroom door, the person behind the door finally opened it. Behold it was my fiancee (ex-fiancee now).  I was shocked . 


I was so furious that i felt like giving her a sound slap. She was just crying and couldn't say a word (what would she say? She was caught in the act). I called her mother that night to inform her of what happen, she was shocked too. She said she call her on phone and told her she would be spending the night with me as we were setting plans for our upcoming wedding. 


Some girls have fish brain, you met a guy who love you and even got engaged with you. But yet you still mess around with your street boys who couldn't afford to pay for a hotel room or even get his own apartment. This should be a lesson to you girls.


As i enter the new year , i enter with the watchword "trust no woman , fear every woman".  In this new year , may we find our true love. Fake love will not be our portion.

op if you are handsome, we could roll along