The other time i was talkin to my friend on d phone,  then i got another call on my oda phone so i told my friend  " 1 sec" my mum was around so she gave me a funny look and shouted "what do u mean 1 sex!!"

hahaha

i pity this thread o it's gon burst

am last

STEPH STEPH STEPH all d way

lollll

Tru say man

lol yep i guess it is funny, gotta learn to luff at urself somtimes

@ Eurphoria lol girl u gimme jokes

@ phoenixman my bad sorry i thot u was chattin 2 me pc

lol phoenixman i aint gon b beggin so u mite aswell give it up.

oh i c, well das sad coz u guys wer cute couples , but anyways wat can i say

@Eurphoria lolllll wat u mean pinocchio is it wat am finkin? loll

lolll

lollll ur gimme jkz man lolll

Thas rite tru say

@Gamine i thot u had wale in ur life already, and r u here searchin for a guy?

sorry didn't mean 2 make d memories come back, anyways u don't av 2 say.

@ robby oooh bless well at least its not u

Yh plz can u tell us which video it is

@Castro oh so evrytin u use is good rite  r u good at evrytin u do? i don't fink so and by d way read wat i rote at d top!!!

@eslynera fanx a lot i really appreciate it am not new but this is d 1st topic i've eva posted on nairaland l8rs

@bluenubian thanx 2 u 2 i really appreaciate it.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Plz this relationship btween wale and Gamine looks cute don't ruin it wait 4 ur tym.

U neva know she mite give u somthin more than a gift when its not even xmas.
jus watch ur gon b suprised

l8rs

thas nasty eeeelllll but its funny though lollll

This is a real story i don't no if u've heard any of the cussies or not but man it made me luff soo hard!
An Asian girl was arguin wid one of my nigerians friend at my school.

So then it started to get serious the asian girl started cussin the nigerian girl and cussin her mum and said "Ur mum is so fat when she goes to the gym she breaks the equipments" the nigerian girl laughed then she said "ur mama is sooo fat that when she stepped outside she blocked the sun and when she steps on the scale to check her weight it can't stop goin round" there was a crowd around, the whole crowd burst out luffin the asian girl walked away with shame on her face.

lolll am still luffin rite now

@ anabell hey man take it easy i think evrythin is sorted out now coz this topic has bn here for long now, i hope its sorted out. well really ther's no1 to blame we are all equal in the eyes of God pc y'all

@ Fresh-B and Robby lolllll hahahaha jokaz u guys craked me up big time!!!! keep d jokes up!!!!

@ angelz oh sorry didn't mean 2 make it annoyin, best thing to do is get outta here init l8rs
@Bluenubian thanx alot tha encouraged me

@ funky well if ur tryna say that i ain't got no brains then, think twice, coz if i didn't av a brain i wouldn't b able 2 type d words am typin rite now!

@ evry1 like i said evry1 is gd at sumtin, i mite not b good at jokes but at least i tried, u gotta keep on tryin thas how d only way u can get better