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Everything in naija is painful and stressful
Haba!
Wetin sef

Just name one thing that is enjoyable and stress free in that Nigeria,

It's so frustrating.

DupsonProperty:
Invest now

U Ommited the most important information,

Is it wet or dry?

Uchaayumunna:
Hi friends today, we will be starting a new series tagged know your neighbourhood.... In this series we will look at prices of plots of land in different areas in Lagos state, price of renting apartments,
We will also look at socio-economic characteristics of each area, demography, occupation, amenities, crime rate, schools in the area, light, water, road condition, area boys, teen pregnancy rate, school dropout rate, etc.
Don't miss out on any of this series.... You will be shocked there's still many things you don't know about Lagos


Prices of land per plot in different parts of Lagos

1. Abule-egba : 600k to 2m
2. Agbara-Igbesa: 400k to 1.5m
3. Agege: 2m to 7m
4. Ajah: 2m to 25m
5. Alimosho: 2.5m to 5m
6. Amuwo odofin: 5m to 70m
7. Apapa: 20m to 150m (wharf area), Olodi Apapa, Ajegunle: 3m to 20m
8. Badagry: 100k to 500k
9. Egbe/idimu: 2.5m to 5m
10. Ejigbo: 700k to 5m
11. Epe:250k to 700k
12. Gbagada: 20m to 70m
13. Ibeju-lekki: 700k to 1.5m
14. Ikeja: 15m to 250m
15. Ikorodu: 200k to 1.5m
16. Ikotun/Igando: 700k to 5m
17. Ikoyi: south-west Ikoyi (including obalende, Falomo): 200m to 500m for main Ikoyi: 500m to 1.5b
18. Illupeju: 20m to 70m
19. Ipaja: 2.5m to 7m but within the exclusive estate you get 10m to 20m
20. Isolo: 30m to 50m
21. Kosofe/ikosi: Ogudu, Magodo: 100m to 300m, other parts 3m to 15m
22. Lekki: Lekki phase one: 100m to 150m ; other parts eg Jakande, Osapa London etc. 15m to 50m
23. Maryland: 20m to 70m
Contact Bisola on 07032257378

this would have been a good thread, shame it never got off the ground

Gd Morning

https://www.nairaland.com/3574847/nigerian-u.s-army-veteran-killed#52842284

Pidgin2:
Interesting, so our medical doctors and nurses here have never heard about dementia and don't know how to handle it or speak to a patient's family about it?

Are you assuming that an average Nigerian cannot conduct a research via the Internet after noticing certain symptoms which they observed in the individual who is suffering from this illness or am I to believe that you don't think we have diagnostic centers here where MRI scan can be conducted?, haba

Is the doctor going to adopt u after the dementia diagnosis?

U act like na only u dey dat Nigeria, those old women striped naked and called witches wat do think is wrong with them?

Ur views on issues are so narrow, it's either u live in an estate in Nigeria and have never been let out or u are in denial of the facts.

Pidgin2:
Which Western country will refuse to give Dangote a business permit with the amount of funds he is capable of investing? Which of course will lead to nationalization in the long run if he wants. It seems you think these Western countries are saints.

Stay in one place na, are we talking visas or passport??

It's not about sainthood , it's about laws that need to be adhered to.

Having a billion visas on ur passport still doesn't translate to automatic passport. At least for uk sha

Www.UKBA.gov.uk

A friend of mine brought her Spanish husband to Nigeria to settle, she tried to give him a man Nigeria passport, the immigration office refused saying he didn't meet the criteria.

Pidgin2:
I still wonder why the richest man in Africa holds no other passport but that of Nigeria despite all the drawbacks you have stated above

U don't seem to understand how nationality works abroad, u can not buy it with money.

Bill gate can't walk in to Germany or London and demand passport.

Dangote will not be given any countries passport unless he follows the immigration rule and that usually involves living in the country which might be hard for him.

Pidgin2:
I'm assuming your kids are below 10years old? It amazes me that you feel Nigeria will still be a gloomy chaotic place even when your children reach retirement age. This means you don't think Nigeria will ever improve, smh

Let's pray your kids won't put you in a retirement home by the time you get old as this seems to be what many Western cultures encourage. Over there it seems hardly anyone wants to be burdened with an elderly parent who they have to take care of, the worse is if you are sick or (God forbid) have dementia.

There are still some things to cherish here, especially care of the elderly but I do understand how it is going to be almost impossible to expect your kids to even want to visit here after their grandma passes (wishing her more years ahead)

That was an error, I meant in MY retirement not theirs.

U right about the care home stuff, it scares me too, but if I am in Nigeria and my kids are abroad who is going to ensure I don't get treated badly in my old age?

Typical Nigerians have no respect for their fellow humans , rather they respect ur clothes, your position in power and how much money u have.

If I get dementia abroad chances are I will get look after they understand wats wrong with me, I will get treated with empathy. BUT if I get dementia in na Nigeria guess wat they will do, term me as a witch and torture me to death.

This I have seen with my own eyes wen I was younger and I still see today on social media.

Well, dat might actually be to some people's advantage. Those that struggle to decide if to live the rest of their lives in western countries where they are currently settled or shud they come home to chaos in their old age.

Personally wen my 85yr old mum passes, what will be in Nigeria for me?

How am I going to convince my children who were born and bred abroad to come home and settle? or am I going to live my 70s alone without seeing my kids and grand kids ?

Stopping dual citizenship will help in making a quick decision as to where one shud settle.

CaptainBomb:
How would you feel knowing your sister has lumps in her br3ast and the chances of having cancer is 70%. She still talk to you normal as if she is fine , though she did not know what is wrong with her is a life threatning disease that has no cure and could take her life. We havent scan the lumps to know if it is cancer or not but i am worried my sister may die of cancer. Is there any hope for her to survive because i have been told and read that no one survive cancer

So at this point u guys have no diagnosis?

U guys just waiting and wishing for her to die,

Nice family . Congrats

Businessideas:
Wow!!!the governor is almost in awe and almost celestial admiration of the Ooni.

YES, as he shud be.

If it was a big name pastor he will also be in awe of him.

Our traditional leaders should be accorded more respect.

Wicked gal,

The comment would have been better if she had said

Thank God she got to Bleep him before he died, atleast it will be a good send off.

GreenMavro:
The sign X on the building means the house is own by a X-service chiefs, X- Governors, X- President or even X- Militant...so op its safe!

Smh , it's not like u guy know wat it means, instead of letting someone who knows answer the question u busy clogging the thread with rubbish.

Nairaland is so childish if not for the building section most adults won't be seen here

That guy is so insecure

How can a ur babe dancing with another woman make u sweat dat much?

Pple just holding on to dead relationships for whatever reason.

Girlbestfriend:
I am smitten

Babe drink coffee, lie down and sleep small , u will get over it wen u wake up

Or u could search him out, Facebook? Instagram etc u never know were ur future lies.

Good luck , don't forget me wen it all works out

Girlbestfriend:
The guy is Cute AF....


blushing

I know , so cute. Probably gets it from daddy.

Dat number thing in that video is so stupid,

izuch:
The guy fresh oh!!!!
Dude never suffer for him life
Oluwa may my children never experience "owu" in their entire lives, IJN!!!!!
Like if you tap into the prayer

U see dat? He has a better life style than some pple with 7legs.

Now let wait for the girl wey he go marry, pple go shock.

Money answereth all things

last35:
human mind or eyes?? ?? Ladies and there ways of thinking sha...

No sir,

It's ur mind that interprets wat u see,

The eyes is just a tool .......

Medical students pls help

Wa oo

The human mind is really complex.

U can see two different images from one pix.

bullabong:
Ok.
It is 2 and a half plots corner piece property on the major road with C of O.
#80M asking price.

Okkk

Tnk u, it's way over my budget,

Tnks for ur time

bullabong:
It was used as a drinking joint with few surrounding make shift buildings. With lots of space in front of the property that can accomodate a big car wash.
Please are you the one buying or are you an agent? I'm a direct agent on the property.

Am not an agent.

Looking for a property to buy.

How much is it?

Wats the size of the property?

Yes, the fight back has begun.

bullabong:
A good piece of real estate in a busy environment excellent for use as hotel with ample parking space along Lasu Iba road is up for sale. Interested buyers may call or text 08154185071 for more information.

Cani give the full details?

Is a land? House? Flats? Tenanted?
Price.

You forgot to say if it's water logged or dry.

Looks but adron still isn't running an operational estate.

They all under construction?

My fear is if any will ever be finished to the standard promised.

The manhattan one is very nice.

olumidexy:
our Land for sale @ Abuja:

Manhattan Park and Gardens Estate is
located at Uke,karu district, Abuja- Nasarawa
road...less than 5mins from Goshen city.
50ft by 100ft (454m2) i.e full plot = N1,500,000
(Outright or 3 installments within 3 months)
50ft by 100ft (454m2) i.e full plot;

N1,600,000: N133,333 monthly for 12 months.
N1,800,000: N75,000 monthly for 24 months.
N2,200,000: N61,111 monthly for 36 months.
N2,500,000: N52,083 monthly for 48 months.

All Payment & Cheques in favour of:
ADRON HOMES & PROPERTIES LTD.

DIAMOND:0023212850, ZENITH:1013020261, ECO
BANK: 4482021790, UBA: 1019221932, STERLING:0024227778, GTBANK:0128176493

Documentation
Deed Of Assignment.......................N50,000
Survey Plan.............................. N150,000
Developmental Fee........................N500,000
Security/Supervisory.....................N200,000
(where applicable)

To view our documentary on YouTube, kindly
follow this link:


We hope to hear from you soonest in order to
benefit from this fantastic offer Do enjoy the rest of your day.
For more inquires call Adekunle on 09092310972 Adron Homes and Properties Ltd.
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Thank you.

Hi do u live in Abuja?

That manhattan gardens looks so impressive

Davash222:
Sadly, the casket can't justify if he's going to Heaven or not.

Rip to him.

some pple need to justify everything with heaven and hell.

But where are u at the moment?

Heaven or hell > ?

Yep my African pple at it again,

Strange things everywhere.

Naija and half baked stories,

I read it twice, still don't understand the story.

A thousand questions on my mind

Topeby:
Completely dry land

Hi, is this a half plot?

Is it opposite the tarred Rd?


Is it yours or are u an agent?

lanredo:
A plot of land corner piece with foundation of 4 miniflats with good title ready for sale at Idafa, Maya Ikorodu Lagos.
Price: 1.5m
Title: Registered Survey
Call 08031955044

Where precisely?

Maya is quiet big .

How close is it to the main road?