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Pls wats with this gold shine makeup pple put on their cheeks these days? Am I the only one who doesn't like it??

EfemenaXY:
Plus one and three.

Morning sis

Morning sis ,

Long time? How family ?

EfemenaXY:
Not really.

We've got over 4 kids (at different stages of schooling including private education), and we certainly aren't on welfare or receiving any help from the government.



Depends on how often they're used / worn. True a lot of their clothing don't last especially on a medium wash of 40 degrees C. The colours will run. But I discovered you can beat that by washing (mixed colours) at 30 degrees quick, cold wash

Primark's good for kids as they quickly outgrow their clothes. I did go shoe crazy once but their handbags last a lot longer than their shoes.

Primark saved me wen my kids were babies, lol

U know how they poo and the poo will escape from diapers to the clothes eh? I will just wrap all the clothes with the shirt oo, trouser oo , inner wear ooo, all to bin, shebi na primark

Pidgin2:
Oga justwise, by family of five he meant two parents and three kids not five kids as you implied. Most likely such a person will be on welfare aka child benefit, let's assume he is not paying mortgage then what of rent? He might pay from 400 to 600 pounds per month depending on how he wants to live his life. In all, it's not a good thing to earn such per year while living in UK. This is the reason some people living in there cannot invite friends and family over because they are already a liability to the country so it has stripped them of their legal rights to host any possible visitors

So pple should work dem selves to death so they can have the privilege of inviting families??

How many pple in Nigeria have two jobs for the sole purpose of inviting relatives to lagos to become a liability?

justwise:
I want to do the same but can't figure out profitable one with lower risk.

Oga justwise am sure u know wat u doing sha,

Before u invest £20k in Nigeria pls save on top and invest it in the west.

Lexusgs430:
Now you are talking..... Do you know how much a combination of all costs?
Passengers cannot always hop on the buses..... Times when traffic is heavier or alarm clock refused to bang..... etc etc etc

Wat picture are u trying to paint sef?? The same Uk I have lived with a husband and 4 kids for 17yrs? Am beginning to wonder if I am I. The same country.

HI,
if u work for gtb or you know a close relative who does pls pm me.

will be much appreciated.

Pls I need 70 qualify T shirts with a picture printed on them, and happy birthday printed on the back. How much is this likely to cost.

baralatie:
anti brexit group will go gaga if it happens

Dats why no 10 Downing Street has a resident cat?

It doesn't belong to any prime minister, it stays in the house regardless of who comes and goes.

Baawaa:
The monarch should place curses on all corrupt politicians also

I just lost respect for this oba.

He is a tyrant.

Am Benin born and bred

ramalot:
A google search should've been your first option.
There's all kinds of statistical data on the cost of living in these places. Except you're trying to get first-hand info.

The rule of thumb is: The bigger the city, the higher the cost.

Living in NY could cost a fortune, or cost relatively little, depending on where you live.
Living in NYC (New York City) is significantly more expensive than living in other parts of New York State, for instance.
[New York City is in New York state, like Kano City is in Kano State].

NYC is made up of 5 Boroughs: Manhattan, Queens, The Bronx, Brooklyn, and Staten Island.

Average rent in Manhattan (most expensive borough) is $3,900/month for a 2-bedroom. With a roommate, that's $1,800 each in rent.
The cheapest borough in NYC is Staten Island. You can get an okay 1 BR apartment for only $1k/month.

New York is a sizable state, but most areas outside NYC aren't worth living in, as far as opportunities for a new immigrant.

Your true cost of living will depend on your lifestyle. However, you could survive with an income of $2k/month if you're really frugal.

My guess is you're looking for the cheapest option, so while looking, consider the following expenses:

- Rent - $1k
- Electric & Gas - $100 - 200 depending on the season (or if included in rent).
- Groceries (feeding) - $150 - $300, if you're not a glutton.
- Car insurance (or transport if you won't own a car) - $200
- Phone, cable & internet - $100 - $200

These are perhaps the most basic things you'll need for a start, for one person.

In general, the cheapest part of the US to live is the Mid-West (they're boring places).
The states of Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.

Chicago in Illinois is the only real major city in the Mid-West, but you really don't want to live in Chicago. You'll be safer living in Iraq.

Why do pple judge a whole city based on a few events.

My aunty has lived in Chicago for over 20yrs and seem to have done right.

Nairalanders in Chicago should educate us on this issue.

Why African like suffer like this??

This is not the first priest to bow down?

They get given a proper send off, why this guy own con different??

See derailing, I fear una oo

Ok sir

U are with the right crowd, no one will question or ask if it really happened.

Have a nice day

Story ,

Who dem help

Fixated on the little things

Take their education, healthcare , longevity and give them a bicycle, wheelbarrow or radio.

Think he is half German not America.

Yorubas in diaspora do this best, their kids understand their Language, mine can only greet with the ancestral family greetings, they speak abit of pidgin English as well.

But Nigerians at home are more concerned with their kids speaking polished English.

Obdk:
Pls shut up. Dat tin is called enye ure... It kill slowly.

I ve seen 11 office pin removed from a 20 year old girls body...

Yea, this scenario sounds more believable.

But the native doctor striking a mirror and the victim dies ? Dats unbelievable.

Nb : pls don't insult. Just an intelligent debate.

And u can agree to disagree.

goldbim:
I was actually expecting this..and you really think this is about money??smh!..c

Yes , it's all about the money.

She didn't say she is short of prayers, she is short of money for her treatment

LordKushmann:
So you don't believe it's possible to lay a poison mine for someone to march.. When last did you go to your village? I've my scars to prove from my own encounter. Three of my right toes are neurologically damaged, can't grip right anymore cos the nerves are weak.

My brother I don't believe oo,

It happens in my maternal village, they will say someone shot them with an arrow ( utahgba) but I don't believe any of those stories . It probably an infection or some sort of disease.

Dats how my sister in law almost killed herself, she had fibroid but was saying it's her step mother that is worrying her. She was drinking bottles of olive oil while bleeding to death. It was wen I visited Nigeria I took her to the hospital were she was operated on, that was 6yrs ago, we no dey hear "arrow, arrow, arrow" fir her mouth again.

No machine works without breaking down the human body is very complicated, it's bound to malfunction sometimes.

ProfEinstein:
She did not match any poison ,she either has diabetic foot ulcer or an infection. Africans and our superstitious mentality.mtchewwww

Tnk u oo, me don rest for naija pple mata.

Their way of thinking pass me.

Pidgin2:
OP, you are mean

Very mean.

It's u dat made ur family in law not to be free with u.

Imagine u scolding ur cousin for boiling water for a lady dat just ran out of camp becos of difficult environment.

I hope the wedding goes ahead , u go chop pepper for that ur wife hand

Badgers14:
This was similar to the case you had one time right

Based on humanitarian ground, I do pity people subletting because they couldn't afford the whole flat and all. But legally speaking anyone without a tenancy agreement will most likely loose a case like this.

The case could turn from civil to criminal case in a blink of an eye.

Yea, I had to let the stubborn tenant stay till the end of august.

The wife kept crying asking me to look at her children,and I already fell in love with her baby girl when I was in Nigeria, just couldn't bear being harsh on them. But the husband was an idiot.

Leonbonapart:
Both doctors and science are contrary to the word and will of God...
science should explain how a virgin was able to conceive with sperm or knowing a man, how the burning furnace couldn't hurt the four, how a man was raised to heaven with his body, soul and spirit....






















I am on the LORD'S side

Can u prove any of this?

Sorry, with faith we can believe all things

komols856:
Hello to my follow Naira landers, i know problem shared will find a solution.

We have been given 2 months impromptu quit notice from our landlord through his lawyer. And information gathered has it that they have secured court injunction to throw us and our properties out of the compound forcefully irrespective of Lagos state government tenancy law that demand 6 months prior notice before ejection of tenants after quit notice.

The house in question is a 3 bed flat, and 1 room and palour self-contain. A particular family was living in that house before, but they were transferred out of Lagos in 2014. after that, they then bring one of their church member that were having accommodation problem to come and live in the house and continue the renewal of house rent since the landlord was not living in that house, but the caretaker were notified of the new development and there was no problem as long the payment of the house rent is maintained. However, the new occupant cannot afford to pay for the flat alone, other tenant came in to share the flat and the house rent among them and there was no problem, some have lived and left the house to another place but before the go they will put their brothers to avoid paying agent and agreement fee.

There was no problem until recently when the caretaker came to befriend one of the tenants and things turn out against his expectation and consequently got angry and decided to punish all the tenants. He went ahead to rubbish us before the landlord and he then ask the landlord to issue us quit notice. the caretaker is the only one that the landlord knew before he relocate to Canada, and we have been paying house rent through the caretaker which in turn send the money to the landlord account since 2014 and it is presumed to be the one that rented the flat. The rent has always been paid in the name of the caretaker as the only occupant of the flat.

Now, we were notified of the quit notice last week which was addressed to the caretaker name based on what the caretaker asked the land to do. after the caretaker pasted the quit notice for us to see, we discover that it was back dated to reflect march 2017 to enable them claim in the court of law that the quit notice has been issued to us since march and that makes them to as well secure court injunction to eject us by force at the end of this July. we have been begging the landlord to at least give us like 3 months after July ending to enable us secure another accommodation, but the landlord refused, saying he don't know us and we have no tenancy agreement with him.

Please we need advice of what to do in this case and how to get a human right lawyer to defend us, because now we do not have money to urgently rent another house, neither do we have money to make case with the landlord. All we are asking for is more time to get money and rent another house since he said we should not pay again immediately after the expiration of our rent at the end of this July.

Please your suggestions and opinion is highly needed.
Thank you.

U and ur co tenant doing judge and jury over someone's house

CROWNWEALTH019:
She's a member of st Jude the Thaddeus



Sure ticket into heaven as a member of st Jude society


St Jude ..... Pray for us

ok

Pls can anyone help me search for a gud deal holiday.

1week holiday in Spain or Portugal , Family of six , month of august, All inclusive. Budget below £2k. Flight from any uk airport.

Don't ask me to use google, I don try am tire the prices am getting are way over my budget

weedtheweeds:
I am tired of this madness. This old man should get over his deceit already. We are not fools even if some people choose to be stupidly following lies. Oga, if you do not iron your wife's clothes who else would do it? Ironing your wife's clothes is not humility. There are many men out there who do a lot more for their wives without announcing it. Should we clap for you for doing that? What evidence do you have to assert this claim? What sort of humble man would sing his own praise? This humble puffery has to stop at his age, people get down to the truth and say it like it's natural. There is no humble man on earth. Moses was said to be the meekest man to ever live but we all know how he expressed his annoyance when he got poked. This man claims to be a saint who does not sh*t and we know that behind closed doors he must perform some evil works in secret and play naive. All these pastors have no truth in them. They are simply out there for their pockets. Soon all these hypocrisy and anti-christ surrogates will be cleansed. If he irons his wife's clothes, who then washes his private jet?
If you like quote and insult your father, I'm going off Nairaland for 160 days, so don't expect any response.

Ironing clothes does not make one righteous. This man should be talking about serious issues. He is quiet regarding homosexuality, we have a sitting president who is missing in office, the Biafra and Arewa issues also affect members of his congregation. Cowards who are afraid to express themselves. They hide behind politicians licking their arsis and fooling sheeples with silly and empty talks. Biafrans, Is this man not your daddy? Arewa and Oduduwa people don't you pay your tithes to this man? Was Jesus quiet about the Pharisees or the Sadducees?
Sneaking like a snake and acting pious can only sell this far.
It baffles me when pastors pray for Nigeria and Nigerians, deceive them that better times are coming when they send their kids to school and abroad living luxuriously.
TB Joshua's daughter is now a lawyer in New York while he disrespected the law of Lagos and declined to show up in court 2 times.
These men have prophesied that the year 2000 will be better, then they moved it to 2001, 2002. Last year the same pastor that 2016 will be better than 2017 is still going to pray that 2017 will be better than 2018. That is how they fool sheeples while they amass wealth for themselves.

It's a conspiracy between Nigeria pastors and politicians. The pastors tell citizens to believe in God for everything so the politicians loot away.
The citizens will hold God and witches responsible for their misfortune while the real catalyst get away with it.

See road

Well we can see he has a type, she kind of looks and dresses like tonto Dike

Ur story is not complete ,

How old are u?

Where be abroad?

What was the plan, study or work?

Which hand work u get?

Wats ur level of education?

U bettter zoom in to Brain power, nobody is worrying u, u need to sit down and reflect on ur life and decisions so far, u will see where u made mistakes, correct them and move on.

Get away from the mentality of placing the blame on someone else.