₦airaland Forum

SpicyMimi: Dear Future Nairalanders,

How'r you? How is the weather suituation in Nigeria? Stil predictable? Never was anyway.
How is Nigeria now?
During the early 2000s', Nigeria was in a complete mess! We had terrorists like 'Boko Haram'' led by a Man called SHEKAU. They were behind the causes of so many damages in Nigeria. They burnt houses, schools, churches, and sometimes Mosques. President Johnathan was the ruling president and i think he really tried his best, cause he ws/is just a human like us, though i wont list him as one of the best Presidents.
So how is the state of the country now? Am sure Boko Haram no longer exists.

what about thr Power supply suituation? Do you enjoy 24/7 electricity now?
Electricity has always been a constant problem and issue in Nigeria, its so devastating and really frustrating, we hope things are better now...and hope darkness is no longer part of Nigeria's problems.

How are your schools like? Do you still write WAEC? And the so-called JAMB?
Your teachers are they well qualified? Or just lazying around gossipn like they used to? I hope things are better now! And i hope no one sits at home for years before getting admission into his or her school of choice.

The churches and Mosques? Do they still preach about Salvation? Or is it about wealth and things of the world?
During this time of ours, people really ve forgotten their goals in the church, it has all been diverted to the riches and wealth of this world....just few still stand on their goals.
I hope indecent clothes aint allowed in churches ? It was allowed in some churches here bt i hope it has reduced.

How is the civilisation there? In terms of good roads, clothes, phones,houses, food, tradition etc
Do you still use BlackBerry? Iphone? Android? Nokia?
These wr the trending phones then.

Do guys still were skinny jeans? Likewise the girls? Is colour riot or locking stil acceptable?
What kind of shoe is trending now? Too bad we cant get anwers to this.

Love existed partially here....som blivd in it while some didnt, how is it now? Do love still exist or has it been completely wiped off? Please if it has, revive it back cause Love is a beautiful thing.

What music is trending now? Who are the best musicians and actresses now? 2face, Psquare, Dbanj; wizkid, Tiwa savage, Asa, MayD, Davido, Banky W, Wande, Kcee, and so many of them were hot here...
And the best songs trending for now- Kcee-limpopo and Davido-Gobe....i hope you dont find these songs annoying and absurd.

How is Nollywood? Still in existence? Have they improved from love and romance movies to something more creative and sensible? Have they stopped the habbit of wearing skimpy skirts and shorts? Or is it now unimmaginable?

How is Nairaland? Has it been sold by now? Or has Seun's generations taken over? Do you find Nairaland interesting like we all do here? What about the Mods? Are they strict and nice?
We have a popular Mod here, his name...Sexkills' he is/was the most popular, strict and most hated.He fell in love twice on Nairaland with two Mods-1.Ijebabe and the 2. Ogugua..i hope they ended up together. Do you have anyone like that now?

We have another popular mod- Mukina. We dont know if Mukina is a she or a he, but frm my research she or he ws d most strict of all! S/he could ban u for life out of Nairaland, and one thing about Mukina is that, you hardly see his or her comment on threads, except for links and closing threads.

Who is the most beautiful and the most handsome? We got so many beauties nd cute guys here sure u got the best of them.

My advice: dont sell your love for sex and sex for love, sell your Love for Love.
Stay out of trouble as much as you can and most importantly give or surrender your lives to Christ as He is the only way.

Have a nice and great time in your well civilised world.

adaobi123:

Hes my stalker

adaobi123: Rival ? Is it because of 190 ?

Edit: Yes, I see. Lucenzo

adaobi123: Happy birthday x

dopeJemi: Happy Birthday

lucenzo: becacia.. long time no see anywayz hbd in advance

ProminentStar: all I asked for was ur help and since u couldn't do that u should have kept mute.

sheyie2007: your dad could have just used a condom

onegig: Don't mind them. Just talked to one for the first time last week and guess what she did yesterday...sent a pic of a pregnant woman with her hubby at the back to me with the caption "very soon"


Na so i run comot... Switch off my phone ....lol!


Vacancies also exist for Stress free Wifey material...just like Mr cork wants

Exponental: For those of u who wont mind going for it. Av u heard of a programme titled "1000 ways to die"........ They were actually acted in d programme but true life stories.
A lady did bre.ast implant, there was a malfunction in her system. Suddenly, her bre.ast began swelling so fast like a vulcanizer pumping a tyre till there was BURST...... PPOOOOOOAA! Her bre.ast was scattered...... Instant death!! So, be prepared!!!

ighoosagie: she doesn't no n were, na just 2 enta bus n sleep off, d next tin she sees is dat smone wakes her up n tell her dey av arrived Lagos

Tolexander: Derenle wan kick your blockus with the iron boot, you dey laugh.

bilafet: shd in case u did nt perform well in ur waec exam,u can upgrade ur result b4 its been send 2 ur skul...hurry up 07064806410

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You wan toast am? [/color]

candygosh: Hello everyone,
Since tomorrow is childrens day, I decided we use This thread is to share the movies. Where children are the main character of the movie.
It could either be funny or action or what have you.

So I go first,
The babysitter(I really love this ,its my fav)
Sound of music
Harry potter
Chronicles of narnia 1,2,3
Home alone

Ella enchanted,etc

SpicyMimi: Mistakes we ladies make is trying to get stuppid opinions frm 3rd parties! Like wth? Why should u include strangers into your personal affair? Its crazy mehn! If u r lookn fOr an xcuse to disobey Ur hubby, do it on your own will nd stp lookn fOr pple to encourage u on that.
I dnt just get why you are so bothered about this? Fine he refused nd never cared to pay, let it go...its best cause he won't dare to ask fOr another next time nd if he does, that's when u gonna react. Men Love and adore peaceful wives, don't be a trouble maker nd don't stir up any fuss between the man nd Ur hubby! Its a man to man issue, so just let it go! Biko! Stop listening to those pple askn u to confront nd do wt ever, if anythn happens today, these same pple will judge u nd thrw stones at you, so just obey U̅r hubby nd let peace reign for good.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]No.[/size]

SpicyMimi: I need 2 b single right now!