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seedorfy134:
Oh lala lala oh lala lala !!!!

Lol this reminds me of the cartoon “ Fancy Nancy Clancy”

Pluse992:
Advise Me Please. Should I Confess?

I recently packed into my apartment somewhere in Ogun, and my neighbor's goats have been sleeping at the back of my apartment near my window and they have been urinating and passing out faeces making my room inhabitable.

So the other day, I poured some hot water on one of the goats. I discovered that the woman is into traditional medicine. She has been making some incantations since yesterday concerning the goat. And I am scared that she will hurt me.

Should I confess or be brave? What should I do?

Goats can be so stubborn ehnnn! I and my lodge mates showed them no mercy as we dealt with them so much because they never stopped stealing our foodstuffs back then as Corpers, so I totally understand why you overreacted that way. The best thing to do is simply to apologize to her, not because you are scared of the outcome of those incantations but it is the right thing to do.

Stencil:
It is not necessary. Name change is a choice not the law.

Okay thank you so much.

Exmay02:


Uwc, Wes evaluation is about 230 Canadian dollar, for u and your spouse is about 460 CAD.

Kindly visit WES Canada website for full details.

Okay I’ll do that. Thank you so much!!!!

Kekereekun123:
visit wes website to get it done.

Okay thank you so much.

Exmay02:


The first thing to do is to stimulate your CRS score, have u done that?

Next thing is for intending immigrants to have their passport at hand. So your spouse need it now

Then if u are eligible, u can move to WES..

Without passport, WES can't do anything on your spouse credential

Thank you so much for this information, and yes I have done my CRS score and it wasn’t so bad because of my age and degrees, but I’m yet to write my IELTS o!

Please do you have any idea of how much I’d pay WED for the evaluations? Thank you soooooo muchhhhh!!!! You’ve been so helpful with all my questions so far! God bless you and everyone here!

please, how do I get WES to Evaluate I and my hubby’s credentials, and any idea of how much we are both to pay? I have 2 degrees, he has one. Thanks.

2nd, can we go ahead with our application even though my spouse international passport isn’t on ground yet?

adelolo:


i am also the PA. You dont need to change it. I used my maiden name while my husband and child bears same name that differ from my maiden name and so far my eligibility has been met just waiting for corona issue to be over. In my GCMS, the Officer said he has no issue with Family Composition since my marriage certificate has been provided. All you need is to scan your original marriage certificate, Notarized/Legal Change of Name and Punch Newspaper for change of name.

Oh thank you so much but I guess I don’t need to do your last paragraph then since I’m not changing my name or is it still necessary? Thank you.

Exmay02:


Either way works fine, so far you have proof of marriage........ but if you have the opportunity to change then it's better for uniformity...

Oh thanks a lot as I have been arguing with him that it isn’t possible. Thanks.

Is there a price tag?

Nairalanders were never liked this when I joined this forum years ago, Infact I’d bost of finding straight solutions to some problems if not important tips and great advice, not what we have up here.


Anyways op, I understand you just need someone who has been through this stage before and somehow overcame this whole situation.
I’m sure in no time, this phase of yours shall pass
soon but don’t over stress yourself about it as the line between sanity and insanity is a very thin line, so be careful.

May God help you.

I’m the PA, do I need to change my surname on my international passport to my husband’s surname or not necessary?

I miss village life and settings...I miss those beautiful landscapes in Oyo state during my service year.

ChizzyBuna:
Way back when we used to read SUN newspaper, they always post photo of fine girls on their 2nd page with their details and phone number.. I think it is called Model of The Week.

It is safe to say that SUN newspaper back then contributed to the increase in today's Oloshoism and Sugar Daddyism

I wonder if they still put photos of fine girl's in their newspaper with their phone numbers??
Do they still do it
I haven't read sun newspaper in years

Very hilarious

Lol funny comments...wardrobe looks too old for that price though, try to lower it a bit op.

thatsleepboy1:


Ahhhhh babe so quick?

Lol yes, to the Glory of God I work in a stress free company and before now, we usually resume 10am and close 5pm.

Resumed 11am, already on my way back home.

Ijaycool:
So as a JSS student in a boarding school in Imo State, I sneaked out to look for somewhere to buy milk for soaking garri, as my provision was stolen.

That was my first time of leaving the school compound, though I knew of the small gate behind Rev Sister house. My dear, I didn't know the school was inside forest. I kept wandering inside bush until very late.

Na for Dining they discovered I was missing. Because Table prefect no see me for my assigned seat. After internal search, Village vigilant was alerted, everybody enter prayer for school. Tender me, with hungry eye, I no know north from South again, I thought I turned back, not knowing I was wandering even farther into the bush. Even though I ate something I thought was tomatoes somewhere inside the bush.

Na that kind 2:00 am of the next two days them see me. (they said they saw me around 11pm of same day shaa, but I don't believe, the waka wey I waka be like 2 days waka).

I cry sotay tears finish for my eyes.


Moral of the Lesson: When Covid comes the hunger that is bringing you out will clear from your eyes

You are sooooooo hilarious !!!!

Filomena:
there's this guy I met in school and there has been this connection between us.we have gradually become friends. i find myself staring at him most of the time and when he tries to catch me,I hide my face.ive also observed that he stares at me alot too and smiles and then says hey to me.we had a small talk in school too.
I didnt know he stayed in campus too so one night when I was going out to read,I saw him,like I couldn't believe it because I was hoping to see him again because I tot I was not going to see him again after they declared the two weeks strike,till it was called off.so I was really shocked and happy when I saw him,then he hugged me and hugged him too and held him tight.
so he then asked if this was my room and I told him yes,he told me he just escorted his friend that just finished cooking for him.i felt bad hearing that because I felt they had something more.so he then asked me which church I'd be attending the following day,I told him and he said okay..and told me good night.he didnt even ask for my phone number.i wonder why he didnt.
the other day he just saw me and didn't talk to me and i felt bad for that,so after that day I saw him and he was just busy staring at me and smiling and I wasnt really in the mood for that but I still stared back,he then told me hey and passed,he was with his friend and i greeted him too and passed.
so the last day i saw him,I was coming back from church and was hoping I'd see him again one last time before I travelled.lo and behold,I saw coming towards me with some of his friends.he then hugged me and we had a small chat.i was still hoping that he'd collect my number,still he didnt..
I dont know if he wants to have something with me or not.
since he's yet to ask for my number..
please guys I need your thought on this cuz I really want to go into a relationship with him..
I want to know if he likes me or bidding his time or just playing around.
thanks.

This story reminds me of when I was crushing on one guy back in school days, I’d stalk like say I no know wetin I come do for school. Finally, I got his attention and he asked me out and I dumped him few weeks or a month later, I got tired.

My point is, don’t try to force things or worry about these things, let what will be take it’s place.

So many scary dreams, but one i feared most was when I the moon came down, visible to all eyes and it was so huge, we al had to go hide.

iamloyalty:


Of all the comments, I bless urs.

Thanks

I enjoyed reading this... loool

SweetCunt97:
Don't tell anyone how to live their lives. Heaven afterall is an individual race abeg.

K

Inenghe:
Me and my husband are on our second round of not speaking with each other. The first round lasted about 3days and na me first talk to him because I needed him to collect something from person for me. This time around, we are on the fifth day still not talking. I never see man when like malice like this��

I think you should apologize to him and make up with him, I hate malice keeping with passion so I no dey shame to beg ooo! Make boredom no wound me, Infact apologizing is now my hobby just for peace and love to reign as we all have our flaws.

womjomfashion:


My brother, I actually moved down to his new rented apartment a week to lockdown preparing for our wedding which is in a month time before the lockdown.

So we are right on point

I’m not trying to judge you, but moving to his apartment should be on your wedding day and not a week ahead.

It’s been fun oooo! God has been Super Faithful! And yes we pray and study the word together.

Smiles...1990s



I look gentle, but my rough play pass boys own, but usually codedly oo

Katsina isn’t even the epic center, seriously this government seems to be a joke!

veronne:

This is serious oooo

OLAFIMIX:
Dm for your Ankara face mask at the rate of N50 upward. We sell in Unit/dozen.we can deliver up to 10,000unit.

And you didn’t put your phone number?

wittyt98:
what a thread
I thought I was the only one who doesn't like killing rats immediately. I love torturing them to death.

One December I caught a huge rat and killed it by purchasing a knockout Bomb of #200 from one banger seller, tied the rat around the bomb, sparked it and watch from a safe distance how I blew it's intestines out

another one Instead if killing it, I cut all four legs off totally with a scissors and threw it outside our gate in the middle of the road to find its way home. few minutes after struggling to move, an eagle picked it up

most times when I catch a rat, I throw it inside a big empty Dano milk container i specially designed for rat torture, pour a little petrol or kerosene in the container, close the lid then light it up They Scream till they Give up The Ghost and burn that'll teach em a lesson never to FWM

You are wicked oooo