Ningen:
Give her space.
She's probably insecure about her body.




Says someone who begged to put the tip

hamid6249:
What stupid rationale?this shows how wicked you are in real life ,so thier familiesshould be eating sand during the lock down and you expect them to come back licking your ass when the lockdown is over ,I'm sorry you are nothing less than those Lebanese that uses our brothers like slaves.what happens to advance salary,soft loans ,reduction in salary to accommodate partial loss of revenue , small stipend to at lease get food for their families ..oga you are a wicked or intending wicked boss

Okay, I have always talked about my boss here on Nairaland on how he is so kind, friendly, we get huge free lunch, gave some of us brand new latest iPhones, almost took us to Dubai lol, we work from 11am to 5pm and just Mon-Friday...though not a Nigerian but a Spanish man. He has been so worried about we his staff as he left Nigeria late last year and has decided to pay our salaries in advance (2months) as he understands how things are in Nigeria and I just hope things will get better because no one knows how long this could go. We have some bosses who truly have the fear of God in them. It’s so difficult leaving this kind of job for another and this could be a challenge in disguise as we all need to move forward but I really really do appreciate God for this job as it took me years before I finally got this job last year.

stagger:


where for Lagos? That slum?

Lol surely you haven’t been to Lagos or those huge estates on the Island....this is little compared to what we see here in Lagos , or should we start with Banana Island?

GOFRONT:
Who asked this boy to publish this list now, revealing my names on here.....


Pls I don't want EFCC wahala oo

You guys always find ways to make us laugh loool

emeijeh:

That's guys for you.
We always see the bright side of life

But I am sure you ladies got what you argue about--- Nollywood, Instagram, there must be.
You tell me

Hahaha yes you are right, but not Nollywood

emeijeh:

Barbie, sometimes YES

I usually find these fights and arguments hilarious as you guys take something as trivia as football serious and personal hahaha

emeijeh:


I saw the real GOAT yesterday on front-page.
This one na his assistant.

Make your goat try shine outside Spain first.

Must it end in fight? Loool

BLEMOSEDU:
Why do lots of people think married men have sex all the time?
For close to a month now I've not even touched not to talk of doing.
There are lots of reasons why sex is not always regular at homes of married men, in my home for example, wifey is too fertile any small touch na pregnant, and family planning methods don't go well with her body.
Meeeen it's not easy o

Hummmm she’s blessed...

I was given free 500mb for 14days.

Boo3nity:
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Thank you so much for your service and most importantly for your honesty as I had doubts but you did cleared my doubts eventually! I’m soooo grateful and you sure know how to make your customers happy and satisfied! God bless you so much!!!

Boo3nity:
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Hi, can you help me make payment for my prepaid subscription?

ogbuefi677:

you left out an important part.
Wt all d lovey dovey,no kpanshing part ?

Hahahaha mouth sealed oooo!!!

So I haven’t stepped out of my house for days now, my baby has been running few errands. I enjoy cooking, so been cooking, sleeping after every meal, pick up little fights with hubby then apologize immediately, play around the house like babies, then surf the internet and now I’m very addicted to a boring game on my hubby’s phone, we drag his phone every now and then! Nawaooo ! Now I’m laying on the sofa watching Dove channel. May God Almighty calm the storm and show us all mercy. This virus shall surely pass and none of us and our families shall be victims in Jesus name, Amennn!!’

Bukky244:


You are olodo rabata. You dont know what extremist mean. Extremism means people who take their religion to the extreme. For example, they try to do everything written in the religion. But, the Owambe Muslim will not do everything his religion tells him to do. The question you need to answer, why are they not marrying seven year old girls in the SW but it is been practiced in the North and many Middle East countries?

Your points are extremely impressive and you type so well....hats off!

CrimeKsmart:

You are a fake Christian if you don't follow the commandment of your pastor. Remember what your Bible told you, your God speaks through your pastors led by holy spirit So obey your pastor and eat that grass. Have you paid your tithe for this month? Don't forget that as you enrich your pastors, you are enriching your God. Pls pay o before your pastor denounce your Christianity.

Once one is being defeated, he starts threading out of point. Bukky has very valid points and really hitting the nail hard, I see you have ran out of defensive points.

Watched it on TV....fully Blessed!!!

Good idea! I hope they get paid well and may God help us all.

emerich:
Child abuse

Without heavy makeup’s, ladies look younger.

Really...?

GamalNasser:
What of cure for KOVIC ONE NINE

In as much as I’m no longer a fan of the president, I really don’t think it is right to mock him or anyone especially with the rates of crises caused by Convid-19 all over the world! This is no time to joke!

My boss just called from Dubai m, telling us to stay at home! Everyone is shutting down! Things are more serious and messier than what we are being told, but no need to panic! God is our shield!

iamJ:
Kill my enemy una go pray

Kill my village people una go pray


Small virus, una run

Can virus spread in the house of God?


With all the fire that's there

It is now very obvious that you people are very bias and you’d attack Christians at every given chance. They obeyed and you are still ranting, if they don’t you’d lament as well! May God have mercy!

Happy Mother’s Day to my sweet mum! Mum you may not have a phone to read this , but I want everyone to know you mean the world to me and this phase of your life will pass soon and you’d recover your health and glory back and you shall be celebrated in Jesus name, Amen!!!! I miss you mum even though I see you every week, I miss those years when you were still very sound! I pray to God everyday to show you mercy and deliver you completely in Jesus name, Amen!!! Also a big shout out to my sweet mother in law, I love you two so much and may you both live to eat the fruits of your labour in good health and sound mind in Jesus mighty name, Amen and also to all those who stood as a mother at different points of my life!

Thank you Jesus!!!

solex2346:
My wife is found of the habit of sending our maid which am the one paying her salary to her parents anytime she's travelling and she will call her back when she's back? why would she be the only one benefiting from our house maid,i would be the one cooking my food,washing plates and my clothes anytime my wife is away,am tired of all these shits. pls advise me ooo

what shit? so she can come here to post a touching story of how her husband was seduced by her maid abi?

Social media and assumptions!

bigfather:


By Oct .....

She is fine. My Girl is now bigggggg.....

Woooow! Congratulations!!! Looking forward to having mine soon by God’s Grace!

My regards!

Lol wives would enjoy their lone times with their husbands now

mtngloetiartel:
Pls help me. I had done the registration online. The only document sent to me was like a receipt of my payment. Since then, I had not heard anything else from them. The date I choosed is 25th of this month. Am worried if there is anything else I need to do, take along or whatever before, and on that day. Please share me some enlightenment. Thanks so much

call this number : 0802 451 8660 Mrs Hilda.

Oyo state camp is the best!

bigfather:
Pheeewwww, it wasn't easy at all. The first water broke on a sunday, she was asked to go back home. She was in labor for 2 good days,couldn't concentrate at work. Had to stay in the labor room encouraging her to push. Was so exited to see my blood coming to the world.

The second birth was berry verrry smooth like xtra smooth stout ! Was at the labor room to encourage also !

E nor easy o !
BIG UPS TO ALL WOMEN !

Your beautiful baby girl should be 12years old now..how is she?

donigspain:
MIRACLES STILL HAPPEN

We've waited for this angel for 24 years and she's finally here. My aunt who got married in 1995 was successfully delivered of a baby girl on June 26, 2019. I've never seen a more patient, understanding and supportive couple. I'm super proud to be an uncle once again.

This miracle is coming two years after they legally adopted two beautiful kids. We all believe these angels brought good fortune to them.

I use this miracle as a point of contact to all expectant couples, may your heart desires be granted this season.

PS:
I don't need arguments about whether it was the husband's or the wife's 'fault'. This gist is not "food is ready" for feminists, misogynists or 'fencists'. Just be happy with the news or move on to other things.

God never fails! Big congratulations to them! And May God protect the new baby and her parents in Jesus name, Amen!!!