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How come? Didn't zombies brag about how buhari mended ties wid d U.S... Dey even said Obama would lead d fight against bokoharam...or is it another fallacy like d chinese yuan story...

Ayam not understanding ooo....

U decamped just to avoid being probed...


Go Kalu ur sins are forgiven

EVILFOREST:
I thought it was the other EEDIOT, who is only meant for the OTHER ROOM

Please have sense...

Even afte crocodile finish smiling.. Indeed dis Buhari regime is a mess

Naija is a country where uniformed men commit atrocities and their superiors end up backing them

Bolustic:
These northerners are wise, you keep on shouting ''our oyel money'', "marginalization" yet they keep on developing their place.

In case you don't know; Kano boasts of the longest flyover in the whole of West Africa.

Yet , I wouldn't accept #10milla to live dere or pick a wife from the north

GoggleB:
Ibo girls na dem turn baby mama pass for naija..
Cheap girls

Is like u av been deceived byy an Igbo girl and as such feel ashamed of urself

Racist!!!

kenonze:
The Minister of Sport cannot even afford N750 "armpit roll on"

Direct him to Maheeda.. He really needs dat surgery for his armpit

Our celebrities and stunts.... First it was about him stopping weed, den he turned to a born again, den he showed us pic of him in church now a lady has called him awt... Tufiakwa ooo!!!

Just in d space of a month, chidimma, Ubi franklin don trend,now its Runtown's turn...d kain crase wey go worry dis runtown if he no control dis nonsense qo send am rnning drom d town to his village square!!

I hope u are corrupt free and also infallible.. Please also release Nnamdi Kanu if possible.. Dasuki, Zakzaky I dey pity dem

I was tired of all dis Trump and Clinton saga...was expecting something better den dis thread sprung up... Smh abeg its better we continue our debate on Trump and Hilary dan talking about a fruitless meeting

Blenvado:
Pls what are they planning to do at that open water-log space beside the Nkpogu bridge leading all the way to the eastern by-pass as if you are heading to Ogunabali axis?

Don't worry bro ama call Wike now and ask him...

chidi4eze:
Pay six months salary and stop all this public stunt

Let Buhari do dis type of stunts na, abi he dey fear do public stunts?

K

Chai... Just Negodu... Uwa mmebi...


What baffles me is how everybody now carries dia matter to social media... Just neqodu what an adult is saying....

I opened dis thread hoping to see a top but was disappointed.. Imagine me buying a polythene bag for 62000 naira.. No way.. I qo use am go buy bagco supersack use am sew agbada instead.. Atleast dat one go cover my body and e get weight

Davash222:
My people, sentiments apart, who is Wise here If a woman can be Wise enough to invest in Diamonds and someone is proud to say he's passionate about cars..

Different stroke for different folks... I guess m right

LastMumu:
Chelsea should win, the team is playing well and Everton haven't won at The Bridge in over 21 years
Btw, what the frigging hell does Conte see in Pedro, benching Willian for him?
Abimbawealth
Edwife
Where una dey?

He sees a winning team.. Benching Pedro might change the rhythm of the team... So he better sticks to d team.. So far Pedro has impressed...
Chelsea to win 3 - 0
Common u blues... #ktbffh

I never took Buhari's war against corruption serious.. If dat he tagged it war against opposition it would av been better...


DISCLAIMER: am not responsible for dis stuff I just typed right now...it was typed under the influence of strong oshogbo weed mixed with monkey tail nd kenyan shisha

dangotesmummy:
Ermm innocent Jnr please just copy the music part of your daddy
don't distribute your nuzzle for every car that parks in front of your petrol station
aids is real

Can't u just shock us by posting something sensible... For fvcks sake dis Tubaba's father of many nations joke is stale...

E be like say na dictatorship and abuse of human rights be d new cool now oo...
Soon e fit reach Naija turn oo, if u joke 30yrs + hard labour...


DISCLAIMER: I hereby disassociate myself from everypost here on NL in which I directly or indirectly condemned the govt and its wing of crime nd corruption fighting agencies.... I shall not be held responsible for what I av written in the past...

But una go shift time wey dey do coalition of results.. Mtswww

Good move.. Dey need support from u guys....

If Nigerains would learn how to ignore msgs like dis, then d crase in our yeyebrities would be curtailed.. But someone on. Instagram would be screaming and wishing to be like davido...if he dies and wants to be buried in an akara store, it doesn't concern us..



Please ignore dat poster under me, he has been laughing throughawt today.. U know recession hits people in different ways

Nicholas190:
Obiano is planning how to buy Delta state to increase ochanja main market and some afonjas are still building public toilets,

Do u mean the ugu governor

If Kanu committed treasonable felony or whatever its called, and Dasuki et al shared our yams, what den did Zakzakky and shiites do?

Story..girls na girls, whether u dey use iphone or torchlight oo.. Loose girls go always bang u... Girls no dey selective again for dis ApC regime o

Recently, I walked into a Nigerian hospital.. I had small issues wid my health.. Dat wasn't the first time it happened and I knew d solution was just one dose on injection and some tabs.. So after the injection nd d tabs, the head nurse decided I stayed further to meet the doctor.. So I decided I needed rest so dey gave me a room and a bed which I paid for In order to sleep and wait for d doc.. Lo and behold I saw dem entering my room wid drip oo.. I was like wtf.. I don't want.. But after much convincing based on before it finish doctor would v returned.. So I used dat one to pass time.. To cut the long story short after dat drip I spent 3 days in dat hospital taking more drip.. Me wey use leg waka enter no get power to use leg waka comot again oo

All of dem na pappi water... Chai

When we begin celebrate halloween for naija?

So rich men don't get married..

If there is one thing I love on nairaland, its dis NCAN of a thing.. Some people are pro's in doing dat stuff..