I have read this same story before. Nairaland is still full of crap, just the way it was when i left it about a year ago.

"Sele Eradiri, NTA News"

An app that would give real-time updates on when NEPA plans to cut-off ur power supply.

lol

I like "Man be God" by kani

For as many of you that said this song is not good, may you fall down and suddenly die this year. May evil befall and follow you wherever you go. Na this kin beta song una dey yab. If na Dbanl or that terry igbo smoker, una go like am. But talented singer like dis una come dey diss am. May God reserve specila part in hell for you and your unborn generations.

Ok, I am well above average in academic capability. But from time to time I cheat because I am too lazy to study for subjects I do not like. I am not just lazy, I just doubt my ability in those areas. So for example, I will study for all my math and programming classes, but I have problems when a course is all about memorizing definitions. I was caught yesterday. But that is not the problem. I am less concerned about the consequences of being caught than by the huge guilt that is burning inside me. I feel like a fake. I am well regarded in my school (maybe even overrated) as a very smart person. I feel like I am taking everyone for a ride. I am also trying to get into graduate school. If I get in, how do I not live forever with the guilt of knowing my success was not purely earned? Has someone been in this situation before? How can I get out?

@HISChild

Sorry, but you are a foool. When you make investments, who do you out your trust in?

To all of you saying you like your crush because they are intelligent, I am sure that I can count the number of intelligent people ono NL with fingers only. And i have less than 10 fingers,

I have been on this forum for a fairly long time, so I know how people behave. People with insecurities just come here to make themselves feel better by convincing themselves that something is wrong with others. And I always come prepared, fire for fire, oloshi people

Nairaland is funny ooh. Too many people have insecurities. I came seeking for advice, and the insecure ones are augmenting their fragile self-esteem by lobbing cheap shots at me. I am this the internet. If this was real life, I will be in jail for shooting all you modaphockers.


@ekt_bear


Thanks for the advice. I was really clownish. Like they were all just giggling at me, and I was feeling funky, not knowing I was being mocked.

@Ileke-Idi


You are an ediot and oloshi par excellence


And yes, that is how I dance in clubs.

2 of you man-lovers, what are you doing this thread. I am not on the down-low, stop chasing my arse all over the interweb

Your papa toto dey smell

oh ok oaight

Modaphocker why are you stalking me all over the interweb, i am not gay, you an.us loving, clit licking, cork sucking tranny

^^^^

Oloshi. modaphocker. Ashewo. Oloriburuku.


No be your type i dey find for club.

^^^^^



Your father needs darbur herbal. oloriburuku. e no go berra for you

Ok, officially phock all you's mothers that insist I have either body odor or mouth odor. You all will never make it in life. Oloriburuku peoples

see insults ooh.

I am not looking for a babe to tkae home. I lioke dancing and I just need to know how to get dancing partners in clubs after some moet.

See trouble oohh


Okay, I am not ugly; i do not have body odor; and my mouth does not stink.

NOw that we have cleared that up


I really enjoy dancing (do not know how good I am at it, but i enjoy it).

I really don't think I can do the whole go slow thing.

I am yoruba and we shake our body very well when we dance.


At the club, the bar is downstairs, so i have no chance of inviting a girl for a drink.

come on, you can do better

I was at the love club for nigeria's independence. I cannot remember the club i was at before that

please keep them coming, i need some form of consensus, or else i may stay away from the clubs in the future.

So I am based in dc and I have gone to clubs with a predominantly nigerian crowd twice. I have also partied with people from all over the US (minus african americans), and they all said I was a good dancer. However, when I am at cubs with Nigerian girls, they avoid dancing with me. Usually I go to the girls just standing or dancing with other girls and begin to dance vigorously/seriously to convince them to dance with me. Almost every time, they will have this mischevious/mocking/affirming smile on their face as they watch me, then they begin to dance,too. The problem is that without fail, all of these girls then excuse themselves or tell me to excuse them after 2-3 minutes of dancing. I do not understand. Some people have suggested that it is either that I dance poorly or too vigorously. Someone please tell me about the etiquette of clubbing,

So I am based in dc and I have gone to clubs with a predominantly nigerian crowd twice. I have also partied with people from all over the US (minus african americans), and they all said I was a good dancer. However, when I am at cubs with Nigerian girls, they avoid dancing with me. Usually I go to the girls just standing or dancing with other girls and begin to dance vigorously/seriously to convince them to dance with me. Almost every time, they will have this mischevious/mocking/affirming smile on their face as they watch me, then they begin to dance,too. The problem is that without fail, all of these girls then excuse themselves or tell me to excuse them after 2-3 minutes of dancing. I do not understand. Some people have suggested that it is either that I dance poorly or too vigorously. Someone please tell me about the etiquette of clubbing,

english, french, american, arabic, spanish, german, portugese, russian, chinese, yoruba, and pidgin english,

You must be a foreign grad then Grin
Well, if I was insecure about anything, I wouldn't put my personal story out here for public consumption, would I?
Those demons I have faced long long ago, and those issues are somewhat past me. If you had said this maybe six, seven years ago, that could have been something for me to think about. These days i am just being frank.

No, I am not a foreign grad, but I have observed your zeal in reminding foreign grads about all the wack ones you have met who are not up to scratch. Putting those posts and the one on this thread together lead to my conclusion. Maybe you have overcome inferiority, or maybe there are still remnants of it. Nevertheless you seem to have done well for yourself, and you are quite useful on this forum. So kudos to you.