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Ajibel: Always try and make good use of your time instead of copying and pasting jokes







bush pig
_{no insalt intended}

Orochimaru11: which model did you buy

walexydon: Not bad...☺k° let's c who's smart enuf 2 get this:

2 + 2 = fish
3 + 3 = eight
7 + 7 = triangle

Am waiting!!!

Nairaboi: why did she get the hymen broken in the first place? Even chioma Ajunwa's hymen was intact on her first night upon all the sports. @ poster, 2 many thing can tighten a va.g. So better tell u friend to look for the nearest customary court.

eyezgal:
Acting Inspector-General of Police (IGP) Mohammed Abubakar had directed that all police check points be dismantled.

The suspects were arrested for flouting the Acting IGP’s directive.

Commissioner of Police Bala Hassan told reporters in Umuahia that they would go through orderly-room trial.

Hassan said Abubakar has set up a team of policemen to monitor compliance to his directive .

The Police Comissioner said the command has also set up a monitoring team to ensure compliance.

Hassan said the suspects mounted illegal checkpoints early in the morning and late at night.

He said: “The Acting IGP’s team will also assess the condition of those detained in police cells. I have directed that all police cells be decongested.

“The command has been complying with the Acting IGP’s directive, except for check points on the boundaries with sister states. They will remain so for security reasons.

“The directive does not mean that policemen should be off the road entirely, but that they should be patrolling the highways and state roads without stopping commuters and disturbing the free flow of traffic.”

Hassan said policemen still have the right to stop and search cars suspected to be carrying something illegal.

He said the HighWay Patrol team has been directed to stop checking vehicle particulars and face the job of ensuring accident-free highways.

He said the command has mapped out strategies to curb crime.
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DONkollione:
BREAKING NEWS: A HIGHLY NOTORIOUS BUSH PIG HAS FLED CUSTODY OF MR ODE REMUMU AND IS ON D LOSE ,



ACCORDING TO INTEL D BUSH PIG RAN INTO A HOUSE AND IS RIGHT NOW D ONE READING DIS POST U


what a pity, SMH






PLS REPORT YASELF TO D NEAREST BUSH FOREST















U CAN FORCE A BUSH PIG INTO YA THREAD BUT U CANNOT FORCE THE BUSH PIG TO LAFF

afrobaby:
wia dis pepeye dey work self, u people can be disgusting at times, what is your yeye salary in d first place , u are being used as slaves and yet u call it work, even those working in banks, telecoms and oil firms are at home, u working in one small office bluffing

umechuma:
Yes,pls go about your business tomorrow only terrorist and lazy people are on the streets protesting.
The protest is already a failure.