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 Education › Re: Why Mr Ayodele Dada Shouldn't Be Given A National Honour by Beemhan(m): 6:53pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
don4real18:i swear you're the wisest man on this thread right now! National Honour ko, international worship ni? |
| Romance › # by Beemhan(op): 11:31am On Jan 31, 2016*. Modified: 6:56am On Jul 25, 2016 |
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| Crime › Re: Police Shoots Bus Driver Dead At Mile 2 (video) by Beemhan(m): 1:01pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
Lovebond34:[quote][/quote]'the white cops?' No naa. You should say 'the white cops we see IN MOVIES'. cuz in real life, cops do crazy shit whether white, black pink or green. Although our own for here dey too much |
| Romance › Re: Roommate Is Sleeping With Our Landlord, Should I Tell The Landlord’s Wife? by Beemhan(m): 9:04am On Oct 30, 2015 |
And y'all be saying she should get somewhere else to stay. As if she can just park her things and move some where else In a twinkle. Na so e easy to move. You guys are not considering the cost, time and energy it takes to find another place, pay the rent and move in. My advice dear; keep your mouth shut and hope that before the wife finds out, you must have had enough time to leave there on your own terms (that's if she ever finds out) that way, at the very least, you'll be postponing dooms day. But if you tell the wife, you're going to be kicked out and you're also going to lose a friend, albeit a silly one. 13 Likes |
| Romance › If You Propose And She Says ''NO'' Is The R/ship Over? by Beemhan(op): 8:49am On Oct 30, 2015 |
So every time I hear how a guy proposes to a girl and she says yes and then they get married and live happily ever after...blablabla. But how about a situation where she says NO, what then happens? What could be the probable result of a scenario whereby you propose to a girl and she says ''NO'' |
| Celebrities › Re: Sam Sarpong Dead At Age 35; Committed Suicide. by Beemhan(m): 10:55am On Oct 29, 2015 |
RIP to the dead. But why is the top half of his face brown and and bottom half black na? Or is it my eyes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Is Man City In Messi's League? by Beemhan(op): 5:19pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
A couple of days ago, as a result of the nil nil draw btwn PSG v Madrid, a British media outfit, goal.com published an article saying that PSG who are rumoured to be interested in Ronaldo, are not in Ronaldo's league, that Ronaldo is too big for them... bla bla (just becos PSG is not an English club). On the other hand, the same goal.com also published an article of how Manchester city are about to break the bank to sign messi and how messi could be on his way to the EPL and such like fantastical and wishful talk. now after diligently watching and analyzing the just concluded Manchester derby, and after remembering how messi has single handedly taken Man City apart in their previous meetings, I am forced to asked, is Man City in Messi's league  How come Goal.com hasn't come up with an article saying how City is so not in Messi's league? I guess the answer is blatant enough; unlike PSG, Man City is an English club so they'll keep lying to themselves and every other EPL fan that Ronaldo is too good for PSG but Messi isn't too good for Man city. The last time I checked, The UEFA rankings showed me that PSG is better than City. English media should stop kiddin themselves abeg |
| Politics › Re: Wike Reinstates Sacked Lecturers, Appoints Chief Judge by Beemhan(m): 4:12pm On May 29, 2015 |
xdunamis:hehehe |
| Politics › Re: See What Patrick Obahiagbon Said After The Inauguration. by Beemhan(m): 1:27pm On May 29, 2015 |
beejayphako:now thats a cracker!!! fufucally egusilicious ko? ebatically ogbonolicious ni? |
| Phones › Re: VIEWERS DISCRETION: Girl Dies After Being Electrocuted By Power Bank In Ghana by Beemhan(m): 10:27pm On May 28, 2015 |
[color=#990000][/color] but I think say them no dey take light for ghana na..shoo! |
| Family › Re: Things Your Fiancé/ husband Is Better Off Not Knowing. by Beemhan(m): 7:03pm On May 28, 2015 |
mehn I don read comments tire! well bak to the post. I agree with all the OP's points except one. that is, if a married lady 'errs' by cheatin on her husband once she shud not tel him since its a one time thing, as long as it doesnt repeat itself. ok, that sounds safe, but the question is how about if/when he finds out? still safe? I dont think so. a man who finds out about his wife's infidelity himself, will in most cases find it harder to 4give her than if she had told him herself. am sure if the OP's husband 'errs' by cheatin on her and then confesses voluntarily, she'll be more likely to forgive him than if he kips his mouth shut and she eventualy finds out herself, abi OP I talk lie. Truth is, its easy to be tempted to kip shut when such errors occur but the big question remains; HOW ABOUT WHEN/IF YOUR SPOUSE FINDS OUT? |
| Health › Re: 15 Facts About Vaginas You Probably Don't Know by Beemhan(m): 10:12pm On May 27, 2015 |
ok, now I no why after sex she complains that she feels as if her vagina wants to fall off.. .pelvic prolapse, |
| Romance › Re: What Lessons Have You Learnt From Your Previous Relationship? by Beemhan(m): 9:32am On May 27, 2015 |
fetty2008:one word for u; RUN!!! 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Lessons Have You Learnt From Your Previous Relationship? by Beemhan(m): 9:31am On May 27, 2015 |
truth be told, in as much as we feel pain wen our partners hurt us, if we look on d brighter side we will see that sumtimes these 'hurts' actually go a long way in teaching us things we neva wud have known if we didnt xperience them. the hurts we feel in diz circumstances, turn out to be 'necessary evils' in a way cuz if only we can be grateful for our broken hearts&all the tyms u were lied to, we will see that both only leads us to appreciate the truth and cherish people with morals. Besides, r/ships arent do or die affairs. I see them as training grounds for marriage (for those who want to get married). most of us here talkin about being hrt broken and shii have in d past also inflicted cardiac pains on odas so lets chill it out. r/ships ought to be fun, when u take it TOO seriously, u'r already preparing a recipe for emotional disaster. 4damore, I have learnt in my few past r/ships that XPERIENCE IS ALWAYS THE BEST TEACHER. u cant' force anybody to luv u, u cant vouch for anyone's trust worthines cuz even the bible tells us not to put our trust in man...so whoeva is trustin that man or that woman in d name of luv, is doin so at his or her own peril. I'v also learnt no to xpect too much....dont even expect ur spouse to be faithful, so that if dey stay faithful eventually, u'l only be surprised, rather than xpect them to be faithful and then when dey cheat, disapointment, lamentations and heartbreak afflicts u. NOT EXPECTING TOO MUCH HAS NEVER HURT ANYBODY, but xpectin too much..? u already know how that ends. Conclusively, I have learnt to take everyday as it cums in my r/ships, to neva make any promises or long term commitments cuz as the spaniards say 'Que sera sera' what wil be wil be. there are lots of thins u cant control so dont even try #my one litre of fuel contribution 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: What Lessons Have You Learnt From Your Previous Relationship? by Beemhan(m): 8:53am On May 27, 2015 |
chax100:dayumn! now dat has gotta hurt! |
| Romance › Re: What Lessons Have You Learnt From Your Previous Relationship? by Beemhan(m): 8:41am On May 27, 2015 |
rukkyland: |
| Romance › Re: What Lessons Have You Learnt From Your Previous Relationship? by Beemhan(m): 9:34pm On May 26, 2015 |
vhickky:#gospelTruth 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Lessons Have You Learnt From Your Previous Relationship? by Beemhan(m): 9:18pm On May 26, 2015 |
rane06:NOW THATS THE BEST THING I'V READ TODAY! 20LITERS OF FUEL FOR HER PLEASE!!! 13 Likes 2 Shares |
| Phones › Re: Help! How Can I Root My Samsung Tab3 Clone Device??? by Beemhan(op): 7:29pm On May 23, 2015 |
Tolzeal:ok thanks, but mine is 4.1.2 |
| Phones › Re: Help! How Can I Root My Samsung Tab3 Clone Device??? by Beemhan(op): 7:24pm On May 23, 2015 |
TDonald:funny but am not laughing |
| Phones › Re: Help! How Can I Root My Samsung Tab3 Clone Device??? by Beemhan(op): 7:22pm On May 23, 2015 |
Tolzeal:whats 'kk' pls |
| Phones › Re: Help! How Can I Root My Samsung Tab3 Clone Device??? by Beemhan(op): 6:34pm On May 23, 2015 |
Tolzeal:ok thanx, but I dont know how safe it is, cuz I havnt heard nor seen where sumone used framaroot or other rootin apps on cloned devices |
| Phones › Help! How Can I Root My Samsung Tab3 Clone Device??? by Beemhan(op): 6:15pm On May 23, 2015 |
Tech savvy NLers please help me. what's the safest way, if any, to root a samsung clone? Google has not been of any help, thanks in advance |
| Literature › Re: % by Beemhan(op): 5:24pm On May 23, 2015 |
ANGELA told me she was going to CHIEF EDO’S HOUSE
IN EKOSODIN VILLAGE. I HEARD CHIEF EDO HAS
JOINED HIS ANCESTORS. HE LED THE WAR AGAINST
THOSE WHO HELD THEIR MEETINGS ON TOP OF THE
TREES IN EKOSODIN VILLAGE. TREES WERE CUT
DOWN. THREE BIRDS WERE KILLED IN THE PROCESS
AND THREE OLD WOMEN IN THE VILLAGE DIED THE
FOLLOWING MORNING. SUCH WAS LIFE IN EKOSODIN
VILLAGE. The GODS were always at war.
My friend was returning from a READING BINGE IN
SCHOOL one night and had to pass the middle of
EKOSODIN PRIMARY SCHOOL to get to his HOSTEL. He
unknowingly passed through the middle of a GROUP OF
BIRDS. The BIRDS flew off and he had a COLD CHILL.
He did not WRITE the EXAMS that SEMESTER. He took
ILL and was TAKEN HOME. He came back after 5
months and we learnt how a VISIT TO HIS VILLAGE IN
AGENEBODE revealed he DISTURBED A HIGH POWERED
MEETING THAT NIGHT. I will tag him on this NOTE to
find out if he would AUTHENTICATE the STORY.
I had already TRUNCATED my JOURNEY into UNIBEN
and was walking back into the village with ANGELA. Her
accent immediately REVEALED she was an LIG (LOW
INTELLIGENCE GROUP)- a TAG for non-UNIBEN GIRLS
who lived close to the school and HELPED YOUNG AND
OLD UNIBEN STUDENT S who could not MUSTER
ENOUGH COURAGE nor HAVE ENOUGH SWAGGER TO
GET SUDENT GIRLFRIENDS assuage THEIR SEXUAL
DESIRES. A popular HOSTEL of a COMPUTER SCHOOL
OFF UWASOTA ROAD and THE NURSING HOSTEL IN
UNIVERSITY OF BENIN TEACHING HOSPITAL PROVIDED
veritable HUNTING GROUNDS for such GUYS. I hunted
their once and stopped when TWO GIRLS fought OVER
MY OWNERSHIP IN UWASOTA, LILIBETH HOSTEL. An
average UNIBEN GIRL spoke with a FAKE ACCENT
except the WARRI AND SAPELE GIRLS who had nothing
to prove to anyone in school. They were RAW and SIX
PENCE A DANCE.
UNIVERSITY OF BENIN is bound by EKOSODIN VILLAGE,
OSASOGIE ESTATE, BDPA ESTATE and IKPOBA RIVER. I
cannot identify which area is EAST, WEST or NORTH. If
you have the map, you can volunteer the coordinates. I
know that the IKPOBA RIVER IS BY THE AGRIC FARM
and YOUNG GUYS ALWAYS HELPED THEMSELVES
WITH WHAT WAS ALWAYS LEFT BY THE RIVER SIDE
AFTER FREQUENT VISITS BY WOMEN CLADDED IN
WHITE AND RED CLOTHES SEEKING TO INFLUENCE
THE GODS TO ENABLE A SUCCESSFUL TRIP ABROAD,
preferably, ITALY . A friend’s girlfriend succeeded and
was SENDING VALUABLES to the GUY from ITALY who
used the PROCEEDS to GET a DECENT WIFE. What
happened when the GIRL came back from ITALY is not
for this NOTE. Last TIME I CHECKED, the GUY was in
USELU PSYCHIATRY HOSPITAL.
I lived in EKOSODIN which was the DEN of UNSERIOUS
STUDENTS. They took me in LIKE THE YOUNG JIM
HAWKINS when MY DAD bought free BOOZE for some
GUYS in HALL 1. HE followed me to SCHOOL to
HANDLE MY REGISTRATION. I was YOUNG and
PROTECTED. They begged him to go home. They
promised to take care of me. When DR SCOTT
EMUAKPOR told my Dad to leave me that I was not a
Baby that I would sort myself out, he handed me over to
the BROOD OF VIPERS without knowing it and left for
the EAST. THAT WAS MY SECOND NUTURE COMPLEX. |
| Literature › % by Beemhan(op): 4:49pm On May 23, 2015*. Modified: 6:58am On Jul 25, 2016 |
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| Phones › Re: Infinix Zero Complaint Thread by Beemhan(m): 8:28pm On May 22, 2015 |
Carlcaresophia:portharcourt |
| Phones › Re: @calcare Engineer...(tecno, Infinix & Itel) by Beemhan(m): 7:18am On May 22, 2015 |
Azeezadedeji:ok, thanx man |
| Phones › Re: Infinix Zero Complaint Thread by Beemhan(m): 10:58pm On May 21, 2015 |
pls how much does it cost to change a broken touchpad of an infinix zero |
| Phones › Re: @calcare Engineer...(tecno, Infinix & Itel) by Beemhan(m): 10:45pm On May 21, 2015 |
Azeezadedeji:by d way m in ph |
patrick my Role model.. am fufucally egusilicious 
