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DOUBLE TROUBLE: A man claims to have two
full-functioning joysticks
Snakes and lizards have what is called
hemipenes, which is essentially a two-headed
penis.
Two joysticks might sound pretty wild, but the
deformity does occur in some humans as well.
One man who claims to have two fully-functional
joysticks goes by the name DiphallicDude or
DoubleDickDude – which has morphed into just
DDD online.
He has kept his identity a secret, but it is known
that he is American and in his mid-20s.
Last year he started a AMA (ask me anything) on
Reddit and the revelations of life with two 10-inch
joysticks in shocking to say the least.
On the enlightening feed he reveals that he is an
attractive bisexual who lives in a party.
He has a full-time girlfriend and boyfriend and the
trio enjoy an active sex life.
"I've been in a serious relationship with a girl and
a guy for a while now," he said.
"I call it monogamous because we are exclusive.
She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed
it."
Tripple D, who claims to have had sex with more
than 1,000 partners, also says that straight men
turn bi-curious around him.
And when he ejacultes he shoots 12 times from
both of his working joysticks.
Here DiphallicDude answers some of his most
commonly asked questions.
GETTY
BIG BOY: Triple D claims that both of his dongs
are 10 inches long
1. How did you end up with two joysticks and do
they both work?
"Both are 100% functional. What I was born with
is called Diphallia.
"I did NOT absorb a twin. It's not genetic or
inherited.
"I am bisexual and in a committed relationship
with a man and a woman, but have permission to
stray only with James Franco... wherever he is.
"
2. Are there any possible complications you have
to watch for?
"My prostate gets inflamed if I don't ejaculate
enough.
"I'm probably the only guy with a legit reason to
orgasm at least once every day or two days.
"My prostate gets stimulation from both c*** and
creates a lot of seminal fluid.
"So when I ejaculate it has to be squeezed every
few days to get all the excess out otherwise it
feels bloated and painful."
3. Have you ever peed and had both do the forked
stream? That's a catastrophe with just one penis,
I can't imagine how annoying it must be with four
streams?
"Yeah it's happened and is twice as devastating."
4. Do you have a favourite?
"Yes. The right one. The left one has a grudge
against me for it too. lol"
5. Have you ever just surprised a partner with
them? Just for shock value of 'oh, yeah, forgot to
mention I have two wieners'.
"In my teens, yeah. It was priceless."
TROUSER SNAKE: The American lives in a
party with a man and a woman
6. Can one be hard and the other not?
"Always starts that way. Left one starts to get
semi first, then stops at a certain point.
"Right one then gets rock hard and if I'm Hot
enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and
get bigger.
"Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they've both
been equally hard."
7. Instead of a morning wood, do you get a
morning forest?
Yes, sometimes I wake up and they are both hard.
8. How do women react when they find out?
"Varies from girl to girl.
"Some have been like WOW. Some have been like
THATS FAKE! Some have freaked out like, called
me names.
"Most are pretty curious.
"For the most part, girls were nervous and some
changed their mind at the last minute.
Dudes NEVER change their mind, they always
want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol."
9. When you helicopter, is it really super
impressive, or does having an extra rotor just get
in the way?
"Lol if I'm totally soft, it's impressive. Getting
them to go different directions, thats something
I'd love to be able to do, but can't
so, what do y'all think? Blessing or curse
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/453591/Man-two-joysticks-sex-bisexual-answers-questions

VictorAB:
It's a Mission School, and CRS is Compulsory from JSS1 to SS3 (WEAC and NECO)

STOP HATING, GO TO THE NEAREST WEAC OFFICE AND CONFIRM IF THAT COMBINATION IS POSSIBLE.

IF U CLAIM TO WRITE WEAC, YOUR FATHER NEEDS TO ASK FOR REFUND OF SCHOOL FEES HE PAID, BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT SUBJECT COMBINATION

pls where did i CLAIM TO HAVE WRITTEN WAEC...its too early in the day to be lying pls

mranova:
A student of Baptist High School, Jos scored this in WAEC. Baptist High School always representing... light and life

people have eyes but can't see. some have brains but can't think. CRS, PHYSICS and CHEMISTRY? who does that PHOTOSHOP! remove the veil of tribalism from your eyes and you'll see that it's photoshoped. unless of course, u did not write waec or you'r too dumb to understand subject combinations

Finally, here you are. At the delcot of tondam, where doshes deave. But the doshery lutt is crenned with glauds. Glauds! How rorm it would be to pell back to the bewl and distunk them, distunk the whole delcot, let the drokes discren them. But you are the gostak. The gostak distims the doshes. And no glaud will vorl them from you.

kikake:
Even me, a biology scientist can attempt some of the questions.

even me an agriculturist can answer them all

canymix:
Trash! here in futo we talk same, schl of engineering, schl of health etc there all burst brain..this is the education we talks about..we shld yearn for more even with questions like this if actually we are the students/trainees we claim.

this is law youngman(proffesionals in interpretations) 'learned entities' so to say, what's the iish abt that question for 500l students o..almost at the finishing edge of qualifying to knuckle atire and ready to defend senator saraki from his numerous STAGED saga.

juxtified, sorry ur comments are so gullibe..UNIBEN my foot

and who is this brainless wailer hating on Uniben. u can't even get ur grammar right and you're shouting futo. futo my foot. ogbeni park well oh b4 i make u embarrass yourself any further

Sermwell:
Loolz...blessman you are a scholar na I remembered how you finished us during psycology presentation in 300L! Big ups man

thanks bro... identification pls

i wrote the exam myself on Monday... it was my last paper. the lecturer just wanted to confuse us with grammar. those who are grammatically sagacious had no issues with it, some of those who aren't, ended up answering out of point. buh deciphering those words wasn't easy i tell u

ambitiousLord:
*321#

thanks bro

Greene66:


It's amusing and thought provoking how the Lanicky spam every bloody thread with campaign and I'm not surprised she won as even a lad who doesn't even know who she is or what miss nl is would vote simply because he sees Lanicky everywhere.

Now, the spammers, the people who voted, those who rigged, those who did everything, what is your gain?

How much are you going to receive out of the N50k ? What's your cut? N0.00 I guess.

The Lanicky herself, what in bloody hell is the kid going to do as Miss Nl? She's a kid who should be facing her fvcking studies. She would probably give her boyfriend part of that money and spend the rest in 1 day at one shopping mall or shoprite with friends and forget Nairaland and the spammers, campaigners, even forget the person who announce her winner.

Fvcking rigged competition! Fvck! How can she even win. It's not as if she fine sef.

She should be banned and crown revoked! It's so annoying. She's not rich to bribe anybody so how the fvck did she fvcking win?

damn! op is pained!! this is the quintessence of wailing i swear!!!! op, get a life jor. now that you have wailed, oya what na apun? did it change anything

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Festivalofholi:
It is common knowledge dat bitche.s ain't loyal and women will always take advantage of gullible low-self esteem guys for financial gains. She'll pretend to love u, but in reality she's only interested in ur cash, and d moment she finds another guy richer than u, she ditches u immediately and then u come to nl crying of heartbreak. If u truly love her and u don't wanna lose her easily to another guy, make sure u fucck her very well.

****Truth is, a woman who truly loves u wouldn't want to take advantage of u in any way and will gladly have sex with u. So if ur not already fuccking her right now, another guy she's in love with is doing it with her, while she uses u as her ATM. All she tells u is fornication is bad, she's in her period.... blah blah blah, and u easily get brainwashed and fall for her. Whereas, another guy is busy tearing her pusssy. Be wise, hoe.s ain't loyal...

****Make sure u fucck ur hoe very well, promise her marriage to make things easier. Once u've pound her pusssy very well, she'll hardly leave u and will remain ur biitch for as long as u like. So if u r spending money on ur woman right now but u've not fuccked her, ur d biggest fool, she'll dump u tomoro cos u r a maga...

OP urgently needs help!

AfroMighty:
RIVER, CALABAR AND CULTISM BE LIKE JESUS AND Peter

bros abeg, it's 'Rivers' oh not 'Cross-rivers'. there's a difference. Calabar is in crossrivers not RIVERS, biko

haven't been able to subscribe for the plan. have over 200 naira on my line but each time i try to subscribe for the 14 day plan, it says i don't have sufficient credit. any suggestions?

Natotogokillme:
But none of my 'one-nighters' is still with me

and how many of your'ten-nighters' are with you

cr7lomo:
A member of woman wrapper association of nairaland (WWAN)

a member of the mosogynists asociation of buffoons

psychologist:
How many likes for our dear Gala


Team gala

but gala is now smaller na

Segadem:
the league with less viewership laliga
...and I can die u are not my creator

receive sense and break free from your colonial shackles

Segadem:
the league with less viewership laliga
...and I can die u are not my creator

receive sense and break free from your colonial shackles

most popular league - EPL the league with the most cash - EPL most unpredictable - EPL
most tactical league - la liga the league with the biggest stars - la liga the league with the best quality - la liga the league with the most talent - la liga the league that dominates EUROPEAN football - la liga say anything to the contrary and die

well...i have learned that the only way 2people can break up and still be'friends' is either they're still in love or they were never in love. avoiding your ex completely is the best thing to do but the things you do in order to avoid your ex is the part that's open to debate. The OP's methods are quite extreme though

From henceforth, the CRS and IRS you used
to know in Nigerian secondary schools
curriculum will now be regarded as Religion
and National Values (RNV). Details below.
Latest news from the Federal Ministry of
Education in Abuja has ordered an immediate
removal of Christian Religious Knowledge/
Studies (C.R.K/C.R.S) and the Islamic
Religious Knowledge (I.R.K) from the
Nigerian Primary and Secondary School
Curriculum.
In their argument, the Minister believes the
changes will help cut down the number
of subjects offered in our schools from 20 to
a maximum of ten subjects under the nine-
year basic educational curriculum in order to
align with International standards.amended the scheme by letting subjects
like Christian Religious Studies (CRS) and
Islamic Religious Studies (IRS), which are
separately taught, to be merged under a
compulsory subject known as Religion and
National Values (RNV) . Other subjects
brought under the RNV include Civic
Education, Social Studies, and Security
Education.
Meanwhile several reactions trail the removal
and merging of the subjects from Nigerians
who think the move is unnecessary, needless
and uncalled for. What’s your take on this?https://www.students.com.ng/education-minister-removes-c-r-k-irs-from-national-curriculum/

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octopusfreaky:
Nigerians still dey learn sexology wen it comes to countries like Kenya, Zimbabwe and Congolese deir citizens are crazily wild ..I learnt one very very bad style from a Kenyan blogger..

tell me pleeeeeeease!

adwem2003:
Go to school first and have 5.0. Then come back and write this thrash.

download sense bros... There's a new version available