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FarWatcher: Go 'BROKE' for Love!!! You feel me? [Buy her a $1,000,000 Gift when I have only $1,000,100 cash on hand)

This one no be go BROKE for love, na CRAZE or MAD don dey worry the person wey even think say him one try am. Simply put, go MAD for love.

Freiburger: Contrary to the title of the topic, i met my wife at a christmas party

That is your wife seeking a new relationship during Christmas.

Hey people, what is your take on this one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8oqjDA2J-k

Man wey no fear God, wey dey find God fearing wife. How he go take recognize her when him see am? Shioorrr

Abeg why is Joel Obi not in this squad?

busoye19: "Whilst I feel tongue tied that we are witnessing another 'air mishap' that has taken the lives of fellow Nigerians, I am utterly shocked to hear of the jubilation in certain Northern political quarters and muslim youths in Kaduna State. Just too too cruddy and it is beyond the fugacious razzmatazz of the moment.

"I seriously call attention to the rutilanting and coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare pontificate that save and until we viscerally emblematize the virtues of self-immolation, quintessential abnegation, eulogizeable simplicity, humility and immerse ourselves in a platonic emotionalism of agape love and communalistic service and head to unity as one nation," the Edo State law graduate stated.


http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/19868/42/jubilation-over-gov-yakowas-death-by-muslims-in-ka.html

Biko who is the "What's up" guy in the picture above? Heeeheeeh?? Village Headmaster! You don hit ma car? Oyinbo repete!! Eye dey see.Your grammatibility is so pataricious that the masses medullar oblongata cannot blah blah blah it.Hehehehehe!!What's 9ja turning to? I tire o. Stolen from the source.

Seconnndddddddddddiiii Shioorrrrrrrr

Jaykizz: It's only ma gf (and a few other friends) that knows about this, and she aint gonna be with me during this period. That is just the consoling thing.

Did I hear you say ur gf aint gonna be with you, uh? You be OMUGO number one , the sharp girl don find men wey dem never dupe wey she go follow enjoy Christmas. I won't be surprised if she comes back and starts acting funny. No be me talk am ooo

The US is not as sweet as people think but nonetheless, it is way better than the UK. Talking from first-hand experience, there is no limit to what you can become in the US when you are willing to work hard. However from my experience, most guys that come here (US) single - no introduction, no marriage, nothing, usually end up marrying Nigerians or Akatas living in the US because of papers. Be it as it may, if you really love your girl, then you guys should do your introduction before you leave for your graduate degree. Without that, you can kiss your relationship "goodbye" cos there are lots of "fine babes" that will make you forget your girlfriend in weeks.

Note: I'd strongly advise that you give the partial scholarship some serious thoughts. It might be that one opportunity you've been waiting for all your life.

gmail.com has been down for about 20mins now.

https://twitter.com/search?q=gmail

2sexy: All the money ever invested on them gone. I wonder why people just think that life is always about enjoyment... I keep saying this, money has a bad spirit.

There thousands of Nigerian who never had the opportunity to even school in Nigeria, but this folks even had it to school outside the country.

Pathetic!

Dude!! FYI, Lead City is a private university in Ibadan, Oyo State, Nigeria. Nonetheless, may their souls rest in peace.

I think it is a fungal infection, known as tinea cruris (or Ringworm). First it comes as a result of heat and dirt so u might need to take ur bath atleast twice a day. Then apply cream every time you take your bath. Someone suggested funbact A, but I'd recommend Damatol cream (Yes the same Damatol that you use for hair) it works like magic. Finally, any opportunity that comes ur way to loosen up for aeration around your balls please try to make the best of it (especially at night). It prevents the infection from spreading.

Did I forget to say this: Use a different (clean) underwear per day till symptoms disappear. Any other improvements in personal hygiene would help too.

-Talking from experience


Cheers

Not a big fan of Davido, but this one, I can't fit shout . Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PFgPZfleUWA#!

joanana: If you want to buy a branded fone such Samsung galaxy at&t; i will advive u don't buy it cos u will end up regretting.... right now i am My Samsung Galaxy S2 At&T is a cool fone but now its a disaster. T.mobile branded fone is way better than At &T

Yeah, I think the problem is that AT&T 3G works on a different frequency than T-mobile's 3G. T-mobile uses the standard international frequency. AT&T (mainly american) uses a frequency that is not the International standard. One might argue that it is because AT&T don't want people buying their phones, unlocking it and using it for another carrier. Another argument could be that AT&T as an American company just wants to be different. However, phones from AT&T and any other carrier (T-mobile inclusive) all use the same frequency for EGDE and below, therefore if u use an AT&T phone with any other carrier's network, the best u can get is EGDE, the converse is also true. As a warning, if u plan using your phone in Nigeria, don't buy AT&T branded phone.

Cheers

Like a lot of people have advised, don't stretch your budget. However, there is nothing wrong in planning for future computing requirements. A netbook might be ok for your programming work now but what about your computing needs? will it also suffice? Sometimes you will need to write programs that require running and accessing a database, in that case would you be buying another pc to run your database when you'd be better off running that on your machine (atleast for the duration of the development). I'd advise you go for something higher, definitely not a gaming laptop as they are always very expensive, u actually pay for some computing resources (e.g huge Video memory, separate GPU etc) which you don't need. But go for something a little modest, a core i3 with 4G RAM (2G) and 250G HDD would do the magic.

By all means avoid anything less than this specs.

American Crystal Cox, who won 4x400m relay gold at the Athens Olympics, has been stripped of her medal.



The IOC also confirmed Nigeria were awarded the gold medal at the 4x400m men's relay race from the Sydney 2000 Olympics after it closed the case on doping offender Antonio Pettigrew of the US.

Cox, the Athens relay alternate, was banned for four years in 2010 for using performance-enhancing drugs. The US Anti-Doping Agency had said Cox had used prohibited anabolic agents between 2001 and 2004.

The IOC's Executive Board, however, did not make any decision on the other relay runners in the team, saying it was up to the International Association of Athletics Federations to decide if all the runners on the US team would be stripped of their medals.

Russia were second in that race and Jamaica won bronze. Britain finished fourth. Should the IAAF decide, as it has done in similar cases, to strip the medals from all team athletes, these countries will be moved up to gold, silver and bronze.

The other members of the US 4x400 team from 2004 were Monique Henderson, Monique Hennagan, Sanya Richards and Deedee Trotter.

Pettigrew, who committed suicide in 2010, had been disqualified in 2008 from the 4x400m race in Sydney where the United States won gold with a team that which included Michael Johnson and the 400m race where he finished seventh. Pettigrew had admitted to doping.

The IOC had delayed reallocating the medals, awaiting any new information from an ongoing investigation into an American doping scandal.

It said given that no new information was provided it proceeded with awarding Nigeria the gold medal. Jamaica were moved up to silver and the Bahamas awarded the bronze medal.


http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/cox-stripped-relay-medal-141300559.html#_=

I once told a girl at a bar 'nice legs, when do they open?'. She chuckled and said u find out yourself.

Blackteeth: I use both Android and Symbian therefore am in position to post in this thread.
Starting with Android, I have discovered that it uses your data bundle excessively. Secondly, the battery life is poor compared to Nokia. Apart from that, no other problems. Android has alot of applications compared to Symbian, therefore you can do much more with it.
Talking about Symbian, Nokia has a very strong battery and hardware better than other brands of phones and therefore lasts longer. Thats the big advantage of Nokia

For Android, the data and battery consumption issues are true to an extent but the real problem is that people that use android just go to the android market, install applications that are always connecting to the Internet for updates. Sometimes you'd have a situation where some people would have more than 2 weather monitoring applications installed on their android phones, with all these always connected for updates. If add up other scenarios where u have more than one application for the same purpose, u'd simply zap off your data bundle in no time. Same thing goes for battery, people tend to always have too many applications opened at the same time and left running even when they are not in use. Also u don't have to use 3G unless u really need it, u can change ur network settings to always use Edge. I currently use this strategy and it works fine for me. I've never used more than 500MB of data in a month no matter how many applications I have opened and requesting updates.

IT SEEMS THE GHANA-MUST-GO IS TOO HEAVY. NOW THEY WANNA MAKE IT LIGHTER!!!! INTRODUCING A CASHLESS SOCIETY AND AT THE SAME TIME PLANNING TO INTRODUCE ANOTHER DENOMINATION OF NAIRA. WHAT A NATION?

Hi everyone, I felt I should share this with every Believer. You can post yours as well. Lets all listen and praise Jesus together this Easter. Administrator can you please put this up for everyone to see.....

Cheers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS0MndUiAa4

For the initiator of this thread, the question of who created God is just one of the mysteries that humans shouldn't bother delving into as they are transcedental


And now the transcript of a conversation between one of the greatest men (Albert Eistein) that ever walked on the surface of the earth, and his professor, Enjoy  


[b]An atheist professor of Philosophy was speaking to his class on the problem Science has with GOD. He asked one of his new Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From . . . GOD . . .

Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.[/b]

Ozin:
Members of an internet group known as Anonymous have threatened to shut down Facebook on November 5.

The Anonymous group is a loosely organised alliance of hackers from around the world.

Locally, they have been attributed to crashing the Australian government website in February 2010 in a protest against Senator Stephen Conroy's quest to pass internet filtering laws.

In a YouTube video from July, and now disabled, Anonymous related hackers announced their proposed attack on the social networking site for November 5 saying, "Facebook has been selling information to government agencies and giving clandestine access to information security firms so that they can spy on people from all around the world."

They then vow to, "kill Facebook."

Anonymous has officially distanced itself from the Facebook threat and deny the claim they are orchestrating the attack, they say hackers associated with the group are pursuing it.

The November 5 date was reportedly chosen because it is also Guy Fawkes Day, the day that marks a man's attempt to blow up the British House of Parliament in 1605.

Anonymous unofficially uses Guy Fawkes as a anti-heroism as a symbolic mascot, by wearing the Guy Fawkes mask used in Alan Moore's graphic novel V for Vendetta.

In Moore's story, the mask is worn by a lone freedom fighter against government iniquity.

A member of Queensland police says he would consider the threat seriously, 7News reports.

Brian Hay from Queensland's fraud squad says that he believes hackers of this kind don't make baseless threats.

"I'd imagine they've gone in – they've defeated the security system, they've got access, they're confident they can do it again and they're not going to be found out." says Brian Hay.

Cyber crime expert Dr Adrian McCullagh agrees saying Anonymous should be taken seriously, telling 7News that is they were successful 10 per cent of the global population would be affected.
Facebook currently has over 800 million users worldwide.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/queensland/a/-/latest/11285390/hackers-threaten-to-shut-down-facebook

Whoever says or thinks facebook can be brought down, let that person wait, watch and see. Hacking has gone beyond what we see or hear in the news. Like the police officer said, they've already defeated the security system and they know they can go in again without being detected. Secondly these guys don't have an office or a specific address, they are scattered all over the world so no matter how distributed you think facebook's infrastructure is, all that is required to defeat their system is to delegates bits of the system to guys in different regions. I have no doubt the system can be compromised.

Here's to all the REAL men out there, Boys play house. Men build homes!!! Boys shack up. Men get married!!! Boys make babies. Men RAISE children!!! A boy won't raise his own children. A man WILL RAISE HIS AND SOMEONE ELSE'S!!! Boys invent excuses for failure. Men produce strategies for success!!! Boys look for somebody to take care of them. Men look for someone to take care of!!! Boys seek popularity. Men demand respect and know how to give it!!!

Please people stop this devilish talk against Church Universities. The school fees for these schools are less than $3000 yet, they provide facilities that are world-class. U can imagine how much you'd pay for education in the US or UK. Secondly does anyone of you know how much it costs to fund a University? considering the fact that what you'd get from some of these private schools are far better than what you get in the so called federal institutions that are a product of years of investments. Federal and state schools all get support from the federal government in excess of 300million Naira monthly, yet the facilities are decaying by the day as opposed to private schools that have no other source of funding yet, their facilities are being maintained to best possible condition. I was at Covenant University yesterday and I was stunned by what I saw. I can't still believe that they've got more halls of resident than OAU that has been in existence for years, how do you people think these facilities are going to be maintained? How do you think they pay salaries of lecturers and non teaching staff? How do you think they provide electricity for the whole institution? How do you think they get funding for research and stuffs like that. There are lots of other things that can be added to the list but by now think some of us might have got the gist. Only the federal govt can run schools at ridiculously cheap prices not even state govt can attempt this.

The Lagos state govt just increased LASU fees from 25k to 250k. If 25k was very convenient for them why did they take it to 250k (over 900% increment)

Orikinla:
ANYONE WHO HAS NEVER HAD ANY EXPERIENCE WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT CANNOT TELL YOU WHO IS A FALSE PROPHET AND SAYING A PASTOR OWING A PRIVATE JET IS WRONG IS THE DUMBEST THING TO SAY.

WHAT MATTERS MOST TO GOD IS NOT YOUR RICHES, BUT OBEYING HIM.
BEING POOR AND WRETCHED DOES NOT MAKE YOU CLOSER TO GOD THAN THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON.

MAJORITY OF THE POOR IN NIGERIA ARE AS SINFUL AS THE CORRUPT RICH AND RULING CLASS.

I HAVE KNOWN WHAT BEING POOR AND BEING RICH MEANS IN NIGERIA AND I HAVE FOUND THAT BOTH THE POOR AND THE RICH ARE GUILTY OF THE CORRUPTION PLAGUING THE COUNTRY.

READ MATTHEW 7 AND WHAT JESUS CHRIST SAID THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO TELL A TRUE CHRISTIAN OR NOT.

PLEASE, YOU NIGERIAN INTELLECTUAL MORONS, READ AND LEARN FOR CHRIST SAKE!

Brother, U just spoke my mind. I don't see where it is written in the Bible that Pastors of Churches cannot be rich, or should not be wealthy. Infact if there is one thing that the bible loathes so much, it is poverty. People think they can just post anything anywhere and anyhow without digging properly for facts. The originator and the supporters of this TOPIC should visit this site: http://domi.org.ng/worship. Listen to the messages, and tell the house where emphases are being laid on prosperity and prosperity alone. Please be careful of how to wrongly accuse Men of God lest you incur the wrath of God upon yourself and start looking for someone in your village to blame for your mis-fortunes when real problem is you!!!.

Omo_Tier1:
Abeg let me hear word! Mega watt that is in sufficient to power Lagos alone!

Who does the minister thinks he is fooling? The Power road map plan launched under GEJ clearly said by April 2011, Power generation peak target @ 7000MW and here we are in september, they are shouting glory heaven for 4000MW when obviously they ought to be explaining and apologizing to Nigerians for failing to achieve the target set in that GEJ's Power road map!

Shameful indeed!,  oh by the way, where is the super grid GEJ awarded for nearly $4bn?

My brother b4 you go count reach 7000MW, you go first pass 4000MW which is where we are at the moment.  I mean cudos to this Nnaji guy. For the past for weeks, I have seen major improvements in power supply in my area in Lagos. I don't really know if this can be attributed to the rains increasing the water level at our dams, but whichever way the supply is being generated, it output is quite commendable. The next level now, is for people like you and I to pay our monthly PHCN bills on time.


God Bless Nigeria

Ournaija:
@norrisman
Are you sure you typed the above?
Your Mr. Ogunade goofed (behaved like an area boy animal) and you are here praising him.  Because someone is owing rent, you now want all the landlords to take the law into their hands. The bad news is that the matter will be taken to court (you know how slow our justice system is) and the tenants will live for FREE as long as the case last. Your Mr. Ogunade will be made to pay for all their claims if found guilty, he might even loose the house in the process. I think you might be a landlord or you parents are. My parents have houses where people live and are paying nothing. They are only interested in the ownership of the place not making it a money making machine. They just want people to occupy the place. Even one of the tenants who packed out is yet to clear his properties. The good thing is that my parents have been able to establish good relationship with them. One of them even gave me a link that earned me big cash.

I hope you would have learnt one or two things from this. Dont take laws into your hands. Go to court if you are aggrieved with anyone.

Gbam he don finish

Our main problem has never been attaining 4000MW. Our main problem is how to sustain it. What I have observed in times past is that government buys all these turbines, alternators etc, attain the targeted MW of electricity for a day or several days, then the equipment begin to breakdown one after the other and then we are back to where we started. To me, sustainability should be the main goal. That would determine if we should do 4000MW for several days or weeks, then go back to where we started, or we should do 1500MW/2000MW and be able to sustain it for as many years, until we are ready to improve on that capacity.

this re-match reminds me of samuel peter vs wladimir klitschko. after all the samuel peter strong head, the poor guy still chop shishi. make argentina dey careful otherwise we go beat them again come drink better palm wine on top am.  

women in turn stop worrying about the future once they are married.

The Internet is a network of networks and most of these networks exist in Europe, America, Asia etc). So when you are in these locations, all you just need to do is plug into the already existing network. But here in Africa we need to find a means of connecting to Europe and the likes where the rich network of networks exists i.e the Internet. Achieving this is unusually every expensive (Satellite, Underwater fibre optic cables etc), hence the high cost on the consumer side of things. With more underwater cables being laid here and there from Africa to Europe, the cost will gradually lower but bet, it can't be as cheap as Europe/America cos they own the Internet.