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It is only chekereke bird (eglet) that have such privilege to walk on water lilies. Not human else you sink like peter did in the bible

azundu1:
I read this thread about Ogun river in Kara drying up suddenly. I was surprise at various speculations people were making about the incident including. See the thread here https://www.nairaland.com/3174249/ogun-river-kara-turn-dry

All of you are very funny!
Earth quake ko, drying up nii.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AT THAT RIVER.

Those green grass you see are plants that grew by the riverbed, they were either uprooted in very large quantity by the river current at various locations and carried by the flowing river. Due to some possible barricade under the bridge, the grasses could not flow across and thus causing the very large pile of the grass.

Due the pressure by the flowing water and the inability of the grass to cross the obstacle under the bridge, the large pile of grass was so tick that people could even walk over it with the water flowing under it.

With time, if the blockage under the bridge was not forcefully pushed by the weight of the accumulated grass or removed by someone, the grass will decay and gradually flow away and the water will become visible again.

So this explains why you have water flowing on one side of the bridge and the other a very pile of grass.

Hope you now understand the mystery behind the dried up water.

Source: Personal experience from similar incidents around canals.

Shaiiiii there is god ooooo. When you saw people riding bicycle on top. You here telling me of water under water lilies.

It jus simple the dam over the river is locked. That all if we remember sometimes last four years ago the rivèr bank was ovèr flowing which destroyed properties around ikorodu area.

MrDojo:
Good day everyone, who else among the guys here on NL has experienced this..?!

For the past 6yrs that I've been on the dating scene, I've experienced a lot of misses rather than hits in my dating game, this is not due to the fact I lacked the looks, charm, smarts etc. I noticed a scenario that always repeated itself, which was when ever I approached a girl, we would click instantly, she would flash all the green lights flashable, we would have a lot in common & get along really well, then whenever I finally ask her for us to be "exculsive".... The horror film begins...

They never tell me No or a yes.. I'm not friendzoned neither am I in the dating zone, I more than a friend to her but less than a BF, when I ask them why they can't give me an answer, they give all manner of reasons such as; you are too good for me, I like you a lot but I don't love, let's be more than friends but I can't date you ( WTF ), I don't know what I feel towards you...let's keep what we have....and blah blah blah...


Most times I give them time to sort out their feelings coming back again to ask hoping to get a good answer but their emotions are still in a state of flux.. I'll give up and move on ( when I move on I move on totally no looking back ), only for this ladies who seemly had nothing for me to come back (vengeful) when they see me hooking up with another chick, then they start all manner of theatrics....then I begin to wonder is it not the same girl who had "Nothing" for me...

This scenario as played out more than 5 times with me... I'll like to know if other guys here have experienced this or are also experiencing this....

Sorry for the long essay..

Beg your spiritual wife to let you date some physical girl.lol .let me analyze you challenge cos I have been in such situation b4. Your maybe be fine , cute and ladies guy but not yet matured for then to call,present or be proud to show you as their Bf. They want to keep you around which is call friendzoning. Try to upgrade you self and i see you flying high.

d33types:
10k on fuel monthly..dazall

Approximately 10miles to/fro work for 7days a week and 20miles extra on Saturdays. I always use AC

these are all intra city movements..


rav4 2007 with 2.4L 2azfe engine

90miles = 145km with 10k fuel
10k fuel = 70Lit
1Lit = 145/70 = 2.07km
abeg which city you dey I need to relocate to that side cos I use 10k fuel jus for one week in Lagos without traffic.

Op must surely be a retired cultist. He knows too much. He is a suspect.

yak:
Must we degenerate to this always? D Femi in this story is actually Femi Obong Daniel. Are u sure he's really Yoruba? Backbiting happens everywhere, every race/tribe/religion. Its a human attribute not racial, tribal,religion or what have u. I wish u apologize to our hosts

Who and who are they hosting. Host bakwa oku. I know Judas must be a yoru-ba man. I really don't have any apology for any of them. Just chill until dey strike you. They are like rat biting and blowing your toes @ same time.

And do we even have idea we have different quality of fuel with different octane rating. It is such a pity that in Nigeria we don't know this. Most filling station buy these fuel that burn out fast then sell it cheap, we buy it and we are happy.

skywalker001:
Don't u knw our brodas from Uganda (lost sheep of Israelites) are HARDWORKING (Ritualist)

Abo-ki cannot say dis you must be onye ofe mmanu (Yoru-ba) backbiters. When ig.bos out smart you it is ritual but when your people rape under age it is good. Be careful

yoru-ba and backbiting, eye service = 5&6,

Pls where are the actresses all I see here are people advertising human / Brazilian hair

gsparks01:
is that not Obinna Nsofor

Tot nobody will recognize him, where is the guy now? Is he still playing football cos he still look fit.

175:
Guys I am so happy and proud of myself and I
thought I should share this with you!!! Today I saw
myself on TV, when I switched it off.

Your truly one of the 97 facent that is causing us this pain.

Rekeb:
The truth is that GEJ cannot stay in Otuoke because of security situations in that region. Unfortunately the man had 6 years to make a difference in the Niger Delta but he chose to embezzle our money.

Look at it, all former heads of states return to their home base. Babangida and Abdulsalami to Minna, OBJ to Otta, General Buhari to Daura etc. GEJ has to be floating around like a butterfly, Ivory Coast today, London tommorow, Otuoke and Port Harcourt for 2 days each etc. The evil he did to this country will continue to follow him around.

unfortunately your Duara master stayed back in Kaduna watching over his 150 cows since 1984.

menix:
Egede boiz...

Make I carry my "Bucket" go fetch water while I wait for Ndi Egede..

you still dey proud dey carry bucket no let them throway your water oooo.

E-money have been using this machine since 1930

https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/3787562_use_jpeg233e9b94cd54e38b84b38ef5335f738e

so on point. you no lie at all

Abeg remember to come back to tell us when you don blow for tutorial center. Many were healed but only one came back to give thanks.

Who is EFCC dogs working for, your all think that they will not also manipulate the probe. I laff in French.

Abeg which club Ay dey play for now.

amagunnerfan:
This is what I am praying my landlord should do to me. But the fool is not playing ball. I really want to show him I am just gentle on the face not on the inside.

Landlords are proper idiots. They don't have pity and they should always been dealt with the way they deal with you. I have a proper idiot as one right now but he does all his shitt when I am not around and becomes a dove when I am around. Woe unto whoever told him what I have in stock for him.

Sue his asss. Let him know his shiits are not acceptable.

But while you do that, note that it is actually a good thing to have a useless man as a landlord. It will push you to build your own. I angrily started that move too.

But MAKE SURE YOU DEAL WITH HIM OO AND UPLOAD Pictures.

#landlordshaterhasspoken

I jus hope your tenants will not call you useless too when finish the house.

harveyspec:
pls if your salary was N100,000 before & it was now slashed down to N40,000. Will you be able to live life the way you were living when it was N100k, factoring in the fact that you have no savings

A scincere answer will do!

all oil dependent countries are affected but they have a robust reserve to cushion it's effect, nigeria does not have enough in its reserve to cushion this effect.

blame the previous adminstrarion for refusing to save for the raining day!

for refusing to build refineries, LNG plants, steel factories, roads etc xwhen revenue from crude oil sales was high

Ask the former APC governors y they shared treasury money.

diegwu01:
All the prices of things you listed there were far cheaper during Babangida and Abacha's rule, With your kind to reasoning, it is safe to Say Abacha and Babangida were far better presidents than Goodluck Jonathan.

Goat how many decades b/w GEJ's time & PMB

May 29th tins don sure pass for buba. I will sit back spread my mat, eat my pop corn waiting for the great demo-crazy speech.

May 29th tins don sure buba now.

Hmmmmmm watching in 5D. This soap opera will surely end one day.

What we do now. Dash him some brain.

Abagworo:
God bless Buhari. What Jonathan could not achieve in 6 years he has done in one year. Game over for the subsidy cabal.

Buhari goat this is exactly what GEJ wanted to do in 2011 and goats like you didn't allow that.

Picture of the helicopter or I don't believe this story.

who be this?

A big lie I was with them ynite. Quote me and get a hot slap.