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Kimoni:
My e-sisters, a bo n be by God's grace

Me I dey pack all the tablets throway as soon as I born finish ni o

It is well

Na every year you dey born?


Reminds me of one of my secondary school mathematics teacher who was always pregnant every year. To us, she was the best invigilator we had during exams as she usually take a back seat for short nap after distributing exam questions and answer scripts. Any exam she invigilate, we usually don't record failure (collabo things )

Kimoni:
Lol...Bellong. I agree and disagree. Will bring it up with you again much later.

lemme allow Tim and Yekini to see front

okie dokie...

@Kimoni,

Marrying right is not marrying a perfect person but marrying a complimentary person. Someone who aligns and shares your values, belief and thought. Can two walk together except they agree?

If that is not done right, all these big grammars about domestic chores wouldn't finish.

damiso:
Awon aye..they are jealousing me

God pass them

@grammar real big one.

How can they jealous you when your blood is sweet... ;DD

NashvilleTN:
Thanks bro, I missed Bukatyne too, my true mate and sister. I wasnt part of the fraud sha

@TV,

I am not sure Wawrinka can do it this time.

TV01,

Thanks for the summary. So house chores is the reason for all the epistles and big grammar..

This is 21st century, if any can't afford machines, be sure to marry someone who is not opposed to helping with it. Its that simple.

NashvilleTN, welcome back from Sorbibor.. How was detention camp?

#WhileYouWereGone, Bukatyne lamented of your disappearance. Many people disappeared with you and too many frauds bedevilled the auto section..

@Damiso, you need blood?

It is why I warned you not to evade the monthly sacrifice. I hope the gods are not sucking it in lieu of the sacrifice...

Can someone please summarize what's happening here for me?

About four pages to read, each with long epistles.

In another news, who is the favourite for the US open?

Waladade4luv:
. .note i av accepted my blame already so no need to blame me further i want matured advice pls

thorpido:
Waladade4luv,you should have told her from the start.When you decide to start a relationship,this type of issue is what you reveal from the start.
The way it is now,you just have to wait to see if she will change her mind.If she doesn't,count it as your loss and move on with your life.It's not worth killing yourself over.Make sure you are straightfoward with who you decide to date next time(if there will be a next time).

Nothing to add bro... Keep your head up next time. Sincerity, openness and truthfulness are the bedrock of a successful relationship.

Sure, you can in right measurement.

^^^ Have you done your skill assessment?

mjlbabajide:
they do not need work offer from me. they only need that from people living in another OZ state. do you suggest i proceed even though i dont have the financial stuff to show. though have heard the end up not asking for it. i just want to be on the safe side here.

WA is your best bet. Yes, you can proceed.

...And Fogini dumps Nadal out of the US open...

Great game. Didn't believe some of the Fogini's shots..

tearoses:
They didnt ask for a cut of the proceeds
besides it was used to renovate the "house"
All these beautiful italian hand made imported chairs you are sitting on here in the fun room, where do you think they came from

You cannot twist the arms of the gods..

tearoses:
Oga Bellong We are reasonable people . . so only things that you can afford
BTW what do I owe
If anything you are all owing me
No one has paid their dues this year


Damiso thank you . . .

You owe the gods for not remitting proceeds made from the last company name.

@Bukatyne,

That means membership is closed. I guess reference to the cabals should die henceforth..

Idowuogbo:
Madam Tee, you don see am? I need to comot it quick b[b]efore the Gods starting questioning my Beyonce pose. >[/b]

The gods are questioning it already.

Were you cold when you took it, cos you were too close to the heating system.

Or you were hot for the pose..

tearoses:
Its easy . . . . all you need to join is

one ghana must go full of $$$ (not monopoly ones o)
10 bales of swiss lace
10 complete aso oke
20 pairs of italian shoes (speak to ewuro for the spec)
5 gucci watches
10 LV handbags
1 range rover evogue

Dats all . . . .

no need to bring pigs blood or all that shittttt

This list is so short.

I thought it will include Maybach or Ferrari.

Anyway, you still owe the gods, subtract your list from what you owe the gods. We will talk about the balance later.


Gold and brown are good pair of colour. I like the blend.

Who are the members of the cabal?

How can I join the cabal?

Thanks

Don't pay into an account you cannot verify.

You did the right thing.

^^^^ Affirmative.

The bank statement is just to proof that you are in a paid employment.

kosplateau:
u can claim work experience but not migration points for job done while studying.

Assessing authorities only deal with post-qualification experience.

What use is the claimed experience without migration point? The essence is to gain migration point.

However, you can explain your point for clarity sake.

Thanks

^^^^ Check if WA has removed the work offer conditions placed on the occupation. If the condition is not there, you are good to go.

The account statement is not a strict condition to get the sponsorship. It is only needed to be sure you can survive on your own for the first six months in case you don't get a job within that period.

Account statement is not what you should be worried about but first meeting other important criteria.

Like you know, 489 is a waste of money especially if you can get the 190.

erictack203:
Hello House, I wanna ask how do they access payslips for PR? Is it monthly payments deposited to you Current Account which reflects your net pay? Also, can a work exp count for someone while studying a Bsc program?

Work experience is calculated post-qualification. You can't claim experience for work done while you are studying.

Wages earned are shown using payslip, bank statement and tax documents.

bimbotosin:
Read my post pls before quoting me.if you buy something online from UK or Aliexpress or Even Ebay and your shipping delayed for 1yr.and you think the company will refund you hell No dear, as far as it have been purchased by you and is been shipped what the will do is to make sure you receive your good. but this issue here is hold by custom. you all know how custom do when d seized contraband goods.And I read when jennylove told her where her bale was kept is in a store.once the person comes back she will bring out the bale.To me oo. if the lady don't need the bale Let jennylove send me d bale I will buy it after all is business lol. plss no offence

You definitely have not done online business with any of the sites you quoted in bold.

If after thirty (30) days, you have not received your goods, you get refunded for the full amount paid and can still keep the goods if you want when it eventually arrives.
Always use examples that fit a defense not parallel example.

Edwife,

I am not a Man Utd fan...

trendphemmy:
how do u clear the vehicle in Nigeria

There are so many genuine clearing agents around that you can use. You can compare prices to pick your choice.

I met the first clearing agent I used on referral. I guess there are many on this board people have been using without any complain.

This thread is to educate people on how they can order vehicles themselves without involving a third party, who may likely escape with your hard earned money.

This is strictly a guide and requires that you pay attention to detail.

I started ordering vehicle myself in 2009 when I saw a Chevrolet express van on eBay. The transaction was successful and I never looked back. I have ordered both high end and low end cars. Ordering vehicle is something you can do yourself with extra-caution.

The first step is identifying the type of vehicle you want to buy, either cars with minor/major (salvage) accidents or with a clear title. This will inform your choice of dealers or site to visit for your purchase.

Following is finding trusted dealers that will not disappear with your money. This is where people get skeptical but it is easy and difficult at the same time depending on your person. www.cars.com is one of the biggest website where you can find pool of dealerships across the USA. The site has review for every dealer registered on it.

For starters, www.cars.com or eBay (auto) section are two sites you can deal with to prevent loss of your money. eBay has a refund policy in case of fraud if you complete your transaction on the site while cars.com has reviews for dealers and you can make your choice based on reviews you read.

Once you settle for the site to use, locate dealers that are not far from city with seaports like New Jersey/New York, Maryland, Atlanta, Florida etc. Don't make mistake of buying in the West Coast as California law does not allow for shipping of vehicles on Ro-Ro vessels. The best bet is buying in the East coast (North-South)

When you see a vehicle that you like and you have read the reviews of the dealer to be satisfied, go to the dealer's website to get the sales department contact number or send an email to make enquiry about the vehicle. The listed price most times are without some other fees like dealer fees, documentation fee etc. FOr out of state buyer, you don't pay tax on your purchase. Irrespective of the price quoted, it is subject to negotiation.

Once agreement is reached, he will email you documents to sign and will ask for deposit on the car prior to wiring the full amount. Deposit will be charged on your card to put the car on hold.

You can either ask the dealer to organise inland transport to the port for shipping or contact truckers. There are many site you can get that done. For sea shipping, you can use google to search for shipping agents and compare price or you contact a popular shipper here on Nairaland.

The process is easy, exciting and full of fun to do it yourself. SInce I have been ordering, I have never been sold a bad vehicle neither have I lost money. I have bought cars as high as $85k and as low as $1200.


Drop any question you have and I will gladly answer it.

naijababe:
Edwife, my durling swithat.....how market nau ?

Market is sweet. She is still enjoying the dividends of the match....

@JoyAA,

He is not exercising faith but financial foolishness. He needs someone to coach him with his finances.

JoyAA,

What is the drama in your relationship?

Kimoni:
Bellong - I sent an updated version

Saw it yesterday. Thought I replied you, sorry.

^^^ You are indeed Ijebu in diaspora. Molipa is a small village in Ijebu-ode.

pickabeau1:
Bellong

Saw your mention

I hope that matter is sorted out to its fullest conclusion

Did you see the post by the administrator

Lol

The guy is pathetic and even closed the thread.

Madam Taryour,

E kale... E ku ase ooo.

Ijada is a "this way to" village like Molipa.