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RomanceRe: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by belshazzar(m): 10:14pm On Apr 25, 2022
You need to talk to someone less intelligent than you are (mind you he or she must be financially okay and self made) pick up wisdom from them . if a pure idiot like portable can make it in life spitting unreasonable nonsense in his songs then nothing should stop you from making it in life . if you need serious advice you can d.m me I'll show you loads of friends like you that I've got and yet they later made it in life .
Christianity EtcRe: Chrisland School Sex Scandal: How The Devil Catches Them Young by belshazzar(m): 10:59am On Apr 24, 2022
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FamilyRe: Help! My Wife Went Out Behind My Back. by belshazzar(m): 10:45am On Apr 24, 2022
royalfly:
God and u got likes. What has happened to this world. Wow, if u are married and ur advice works for you then u must b supper human.. whats going on? Maybe there is a sacarsisim i did not see here. Wow, truly i should not have married.
the question should be what has happened to you for being unable to spot sheer brilliance of an Advice in a comment
FamilyRe: Help! My Wife Went Out Behind My Back. by belshazzar(m): 10:40am On Apr 24, 2022
ETHICALLYrlght:
If I were in your shoes, after her confession, I'd hold her tight, caress her body and kiss guilt out of her mind.

I'd cuddle her and if she wants more I'll give her the appropriate dosage for sexual healing.

You're not romantic, that's the problem.

When was the last time you went to the Cinema with your wife?

When was the last time you sent her a voice noice at work telling her, "sweetie, I wanna sniff your panties right now, pull it down gently with my teeth and worship your body which is the reason I still live". grin

Do you remember that period when your relationship was younger? When you couldn't stay a day without calling her for minutes if she wasn't with you? When you'd go for dates and tell her you'd buy London for her? When you made her forget there was any man in her life before you and so she accepted to be your woman forever?

Go back to those days. If possible, get her a wedding gown and yourself a suit and remake your vows in your living room. If you have kids let them be part of it. Promise to love her forever and ever and let her be your best friend who will tell you everything including when she uses the toilet.

If you went to the world's best marriage counselor who had saved first year marriages that could have crashed to reach 4 decades of joy and happiness, their recommendation wouldn't be different from mine.

If you follow my advice and it doesn't produce positive results, mention me and I'll deactivate my account.
Best Advice of the year . I can't believe the OP is getting this for free.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Abduct 10 Herders, ‘Steal 300 Cows’ In Anambra, Demand ₦4 Million by belshazzar(m): 10:16am On Apr 24, 2022
lop ! what kind of news is this ?
RomanceRe: These 5 Types Of Women Will Cheat On You by belshazzar(m): 10:15am On Apr 24, 2022
diplomat058:
Lol. There is really no handbook for all these stuffs. A cheater is a cheater. Even some loving husbands and caring housewives do cheat. Only the fear of God can deter people from exploring that world of infidelity
very true even the most reliable and religious lady can end up cheating and blame the devil for it . there's no hand book for it ,. it's just based on circumstances
FamilyRe: "How A Little Girl Almost Ruined My Life" by belshazzar(m): 9:51am On Apr 24, 2022
I have been following this thread since yesterday and reading various comments, well I think it's safe for me to say I believe 98 percentage of what people have said because I can totally relate to all this . I've had multiple experience with little girls and how they can tell life threatening lies in a honest manner . I might not be a victim directly but I remember vividly just 3 years ago my Forster sister of 9 years old told my girlfriend (she didn't know we were dating) that I have one other pretty girlfriend that comes to visit me every weekend (Omo it weakened my soul when I heard this ) the funniest part of it was that just a week prior to this stunt my lil sis pulled, I and my girlfriend were having a casual conversation about guys that cheat in a relationship and that what would she do to me if she found out that I was double dating and what if she found the other lady on my bed . it was a crazy week for me because I had to call my elder sister to talk to my girlfriend that my lil sis is a lier and would tell any lie just for people to accept/like her . I later talked to my lil sister in a very matured way and made her realize that telling lies can ruin people's life and reputation and that she needs to stop and she needs to go tell me babe the truth .
now imagine if she'd said something quite different from that and what if I'd become a victim of verbal circumstances that would have made vindication virtually impossible . I think we should all make sure that we make our lil ones realize why they should not tell lies and chastise them accordingly when needed .
Christianity EtcRe: Any Nigerian Who Can Change Into A Cat To Get ₦2.5m by belshazzar(m): 9:16pm On Mar 21, 2022
ednut1:
Juju was proven to be fake the day it could not stop white men ransacking and defeating our african kingdoms with easy despite human sacrifices by the empires. Africans wake up from this stupidity . See as yemoja fall ijebu people hand after taking human sacrifices
if juju was strong and overated as we all believe then there would have been no reason for Christianity and Islam to be compounded on we Africans . voodoo is not real it's for the weak minded people
SportsRe: Real Madrid Sign Camavinga On Six Year Deal by belshazzar(m): 9:03pm On Mar 12, 2022
aujile:
If he's to lift champions league with PSG, will you still consider them as mumu? They simply want an unstoppable front line to help them lift that trophy.
unstoppable my foot .
Christianity EtcRe: There Is No Heaven & Hell - Pastor Abosom As He Abandons His Christian Faith by belshazzar(m): 6:48am On Mar 08, 2022
Christianity EtcRe: There Is No Heaven & Hell - Pastor Abosom As He Abandons His Christian Faith by belshazzar(m): 6:44am On Mar 08, 2022
Kingpele:
A failed pastor very unfortunate, I know he is tired of living a holy life but for me I have seen hell fire with my own eyes and people were crying bitterly in the experience I had, when a sinner goes to hell the first thing he realised is that God doesn't pay attention to the prayer of a sinner,I am a living example that heaven and hell is more real than our physical experience ,I read yesterday about people who had death experience, they say that though they see themselves in bed but somehow they feel all their senses showing that a human mind lives even after death, don't wait till u die to experience it
I've once had a very realistic dream that I was once in krypton and that I was one of the elders when the planet was about to be destroyed, so now according to your way of thinking krypton is real too?
Jokes EtcRe: Riddle by belshazzar(m): 7:59am On Feb 28, 2022
a freaking idiot ?
GamingRe: Advice Needed, How Do I Set Up My Game Shop by belshazzar(m): 7:53am On Feb 23, 2022
gaming shop is a very lucrative business around the world,. all that matters is how much capital you have and how inventive and innovative your are. I know a bro in abk that started gaming shop since 2009 with just on Ps 3 console and 2 ps2 , his shop is always packed and he makes around 6k or so per day back then . now he has 2 PS4 consoles one PS3 and one ps2 and makes around 12k per day now, he opens 11am and closes 9pm every day .. so I tell you, gaming shop is lucrative you just need to make sure you have enough game addicts in you area and mostly make sure it's student area you'll always have huge sales.
SportsRe: Real Madrid Sign Camavinga On Six Year Deal by belshazzar(m): 9:11am On Feb 22, 2022
belshazzar:
psg owners are deluded, they think they've got the deal of the century, but they are wrong,mark this even tho they hope mbape along sides neymar nd messi will guarante 'em the UCL,they are wrong. Remember i said this .wait till around june 2022
it's not even June yet lol
TV/MoviesRe: Boruto: Naruto Next Generation Discussions by belshazzar(m): 6:33pm On Feb 19, 2022
guys let's turn up the heat here, Boruto series has gotten real serious now
SportsRe: AFCON 2021: Why Referee, Janny Sikazwe Stopped Tunisia Vs Mali Early by belshazzar(m): 10:22am On Jan 14, 2022
and you wonder why Klopp said this is just a small tournament eh ..
Forum GamesRe: If This Man Dies, What Killed Him? (Photo) by belshazzar(m): 9:34pm On Jan 12, 2022
definitely his friend, the mf will still find a way if killing him https://www.nairaland.com/6929181/two-hen-political-satire
CrimeRe: "I Strangled Her With Her Hijab" - Kidnapper Slaughters 13-Year-Old Girl In Kano by belshazzar(m): 6:56pm On Jan 12, 2022
UnusualEmissary:
There's a great deal of unseriousness, mediocrity and hypocrisy in their style of Shariah. If you can't stay true to something, don't expect it to be of true benefit to you.

But it's alright though. For "The Unity" will soon emerge and the New Era is at hand. After he arrives, The Unity will orchestrate the establishment of a New Era where consciousness and guidance will dawn upon the world and the forces of evil will be attacked vigorously

This world is a mess. "The Unity" is coming to save it!

N.B.: The Unity is not Jesus Or Mahdi or Anti Christ undecided
https://www.nairaland.com/6929181/two-hen-political-satire
Christianity EtcRe: You See Demons, Angels Spirits? Come Here Quick Before It Is Too Late by belshazzar(m): 6:51pm On Jan 12, 2022
Niflheim:
@Hard Mirror, an Excellent Post Sir!!! Just to expansiate a bit!!!

1.When humans take in a drug, called Ether, they begin to see wind vortexes(Mumu 9ja christian go talk say na demon inside tornado)!!!

2.There is a particular extremely alcoholic drink in Europe!!! Quite a number of those who consume it claim to see a "pink elephant"(oloshi 9ja christians go talk say na Ganesha, Hindu Elephant god of Wisdom wey one help them to write their homework)!!!

3.There was a test conducted on people who were asked to consume a hallucinatory mushroom!!! Most of the participants claimed to have seen "mechanical elfs"(Eediot 9ja christian will claim that this is proof that Tolkien travelled to the Land of the Elves before writing Lord of the Rings)!!!

4.Valkyries are female angels from Scandinavian /Viking Mythology!!! The Vikings/Valkyries never had horns on their helmets!!! It was a Hollywood Director who popularized that image in the 60s, when he made a film about Vikings with cow horns on their heads!!! WHY IS IT THAT WHEN MODERN DAY PEOPLE CLAIM THAT A VALKYRIE APPEARED TO THEM, AND WHEN YOU ASK THEM TO DRAW AN IMAGE OF THIS VALKYRIE, THE IMAGE THEY WILL ALWAYS DRAW IS THE FAKE ONE(CREATED FROM TELEVISION WITH COW HORNS), AND NOT THE ORIGINAL ONE(FROM SCANDINAVIAN MYTHOLOGY, THAT HAD A NORMAL METALLIC HELMET, AND NO COW HORNS ATTACHED TO IT)?
everything in Nigeria is miguided and filled with lies even the name of the country self
https://www.nairaland.com/6929181/two-hen-political-satire
Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by belshazzar(m): 6:42pm On Jan 12, 2022
Christianity EtcRe: Salvation Ministries Collapse: 10 Persons Dead, 8 Rescued by belshazzar(m): 6:40pm On Jan 12, 2022
it's damn ugly to read stuffs like this online ..
https://www.nairaland.com/6929181/two-hen-political-satire
RomanceRe: Husband Grinds His Wife At A Wedding (Photo, Video) by belshazzar(m): 6:37pm On Jan 12, 2022
Christianity EtcRe: Ailing Jehovah's Witness Member Dies After Rejecting Money From Catholic Members by belshazzar(m): 6:35pm On Jan 12, 2022
https://www.nairaland.com/6929181/two-hen-political-satire
exactly what I was saying in this post up here
Christianity EtcRe: Mummy G.O.'s Son: "My Mother Not Bothered About Hellfire Memes On Social Media" by belshazzar(m): 12:14am On Jan 08, 2022
Tejumola856:
Everyone knows she’s m&d woman, she does everything for cruise and clout but I’m pretty sure devil is awaiting for her in hell fire angry grin angry
lol , I've actually met her once in 2015/16 , I stopped listening to her when she mentioned something about clash of the Titans and head of medoza being Versace's brand image bullshit , that anyone that wears Versace is surely going to hell .. she's really obsessed with Lucifer .. she says a lot of stuffs that are simply unbelievable yeah and she deeply obsessed with hell fire and all that crap.. she even said that she spent 999 years or something with the devil and that they were all planning on him revealing him self to the whole world during a football match in Italy .. that's when I knew she's lost it .
Christianity EtcRe: Mummy G.O.'s Son: "My Mother Not Bothered About Hellfire Memes On Social Media" by belshazzar(m): 11:40pm On Jan 07, 2022
Nozino:
You forget to edit your format.
lol bad guy .. I. saw. it too "this year "



https://www.nairaland.com/6929181/two-hen-political-satire
Christianity EtcRe: ‘Angel’ Caught On Camera During A Crossover Service In Benin Republic (Photos) by belshazzar(m): 11:28pm On Jan 07, 2022
what a joke 😂😂😂.
https://www.nairaland.com/6929181/two-hen-political-satire
Christianity EtcRe: Mummy G.O.'s Son: "My Mother Not Bothered About Hellfire Memes On Social Media" by belshazzar(m): 11:26pm On Jan 07, 2022
Jokes EtcRe: "You have two Hen" A Political Satire . by belshazzar(op): 11:18pm On Jan 07, 2022
#NORTH KOREAN MENTALITY : You have two Hens, government takes both and gives you eggs, the government expects you to be grateful and contented .




YOU can add yours in the comment section
Jokes Etc"You have two Hen" A Political Satire . by belshazzar(op):
so here's the thing, I came across an old American political satire of "the 2 cows" and I decided to upgrade it to fit in into this modern day world.

#CAPITALISM MENTALITY : YOU have two Hens, you sell one at an inflated rate and buys a rooster, they mate and you have lots of egg to sell , you become rich

#AMERICAN CAPITALISM MENTALITY : YOU have two Hens , you sell one at a really high rate ,you buy a rooster at a really low rate , they mate and produce loads of egg,you hire your neighbor to take care of the many eggs/chickens, you pay them in monkey currency , your neighbor dies from excessive stress ,you hire a consultant to define the meaning of the death . you become very rich and retires on an island.

#SOCIALISM MENTALITY: you have two Hens, the government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. you start a protest because you feel the government is corrupt
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#CHINESSE SOCIALISM MENTALITY : You have two Hens,the government gives you a rooster,you modify them in other for them to produce eggs , you scientifically create plastic eggs and sell it to other countries, you become rich .

#AFRICAN SOCIETY MENTALITY : YOU have two Hens,you eat them all up in one day, you call out to international donors for Hens, they give you Hens, your government takes them for their selfish self . you start to pray for miracle Hens , when you don't see this miracle Hens,you fast for 40 days,you end up dying in extreme poverty.

#GERMAN SOCIETY MENTALITY : You have two Hens, you buy a rooster and you modify both your Hens and the rooster to live a hundred years , they produce many eggs,you become rich .

#FRENCH SOCIETY MENTALITY: YOU have two Hens, you ask for two more from the government, the government refuse to give them to you ,you stage a protest and go on strike .

#AFGHANISTAN SOCIETY MENTALITY: You have two Hens, the government takes them both in the name of religion,you try to get back your Hens,the government kills you and makes you an example to your neighbors . you die a meaningless death
EducationRe: Autopsy Result Of Sylvester Oromoni Junior Has Been Released (photos) by belshazzar(m): 5:24pm On Jan 01, 2022
callthefred:
I don't even know why people are blaming you. Your comment shows you obviously didn't follow the story from the beginning. The father had earlier said the boy confessed to been given something to drink and even the autopsy revealed there was a fluid in his system which the coroner cannot determine what fluid it was until that compound is maybe taken to a lab to verify what content it was.

The issue was Kemi later came after the father's revelations and alleged the boy volunteered to join the cult group as against stories by his families and guardian and even the boys last videos alive. She claimed the boy took the initiation chemical on his own accord. The issue with Kemi's point is that if truly all those boys have always taken that fluid as part of initiation process, how come it never killed all of them before now?.

Certainly you should be able to tell that Kemi got it wrong this time by claiming the late boy took the substance by his own free will. Unless Kemi wants us to believe the boy committed suicide and there is nothing here to proof that.
who is kemi ? is it that hag that got her self deported or who ? I really don't know why anyone would take her serious
Music/RadioRe: 10 Most Watched Nigerian Youtube Music Videos Ever by belshazzar(m): 4:22pm On Dec 31, 2021
MikeMicheal:
what of AH! by QDOT?

Baby I no cum, you...you no come, how come belle come? grin
grin
MikeMicheal:
what of AH! by QDOT?

Baby I no cum, you...you no come, how come belle come? grin
. lmao , I just knew what that idiot was saying today .. lmao

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