₦airaland Forum

IjeBos:
1.) So you're not in tech and nor are you in Finance. You seem nothing about either. Because most people in Finance use spreadsheets all the time. My first internship when I 15 was at Bank of America, I used Excel them. Shit, I use Excel at times instead of a calculator.
One of my boys used Excel to categorize the women he dated. Yeah, that many. His wife was on there. What does he do? He runs/started a PE Fund with 1 Billion under management. His Bachelor party in Greece, we decided dates, communicated details, flights, etc in wait for it... an online excel spreadsheet. Get your life up.

2.) So you talk to your kids about good schools yet trash education to other peoples kids who read these threads. As I said you are a trash human being.

Get your life up man. Everything about you screams poverty mentality, esp bragging about Eba and proteins. Hopefully, you're kids have uncles and aunties who are smarter than you... they'll need it.

I got work to do Mr. Bi Boy balling "Eba and Proteins".

I will let you teach me what I am not in.
But it's because of tech your country pulled me out of my previous company in Nigeria. Find that photo of me... I posted it here. You will see and learn 😃

IjeBos:
Stop talking, you sound stupid. He said download the internet on 64TB. How idiotic a statement is that. That and not even understanding the processing power required to search all of that. Why would I do that when I get let Google's server farms do that and just offload the searches to me? Please stop, you're embarrassing yourself and I feel embarrassed for you. e.
And you don't have 64TB or fast internet because you can't afford it.
And I doubt you have 32GB of Ram. I actually call bullshit on that. 7 0
What is it exactly that you do? You have 0 idea what you are talking a.0bout?

You still don't get it. Hahaha
You cannot download the internet to begin with. You are stupidity personified. Hahaha
Regular laptops have 32Gb or ddr4 RAM. You don't have to build your own to even have that.
But then again, you continue to not get it... Someone mocks you and you stupidly think they're being literal. HP

IjeBos:
Sumus primi b*th.
Unlike the school you went to, I'm never embarrassed of BLS.
It's like saying I went to Harvard or repeatedly posting a pic of a RR.
Going to one of the top schools is never an insult. Teach your kids that. Pray, they are as smart as me. In fact, I'm going to wear my ring today.
I'm dead.

Big boi ballin. Mr. Eba and Proteins.

Yeah boy, the top school is showing on nairaland you went to all the top schools to achieve nairaland and spreadsheet

Haha. You cannot do a simple search to find my photos. Maybe the 12700k is a Chinese mockup. You need more computing power 🔋 to search for me. No brain is needed. Basilico give him more hint to motivate his lunacy

My daughter and my son already know that and they know that they can do it on their merit instead of as a token nigga because of their skin

IjeBos:
Big Boi ballin..
How is the "Eba and Proteins" doing?

btw.. what was your education again?

Latin school in Boston

IjeBos:
1.)How I spend my time is how I choose. If it takes you a while to research on google, you're doing it wrong. Keyword searches shouldn't. No wonder you post the nonsense you do here. You don't know how to research. Don't blame you as it seems like a sign of a poor education. Question? How much time does it take you to research, then read, then write post after post of all the misinformation you write?

2.) It took me 15 minutes to find benalvino's posts. I actually read them months back, when he talked about his profile pic. Remember - almost photographic memory. But, typical Republican. Research is bad, due diligence is bad, reading a thread fully is bad. Don't worry about what i said then, just what I say now. Makes sense when you don't want anyone remembering yet bringing up the nonsense you post. How else can you be a shameless hypocrite when noone knows. Easy for benalvino to talk about pics of coke when noone knows he posts pics of water bottles right? Lol



3.) I don't need the advice from someone who searches on his phone at 500Kbs if that. I have 1500Mbs down, 5G on my phone, gigabit lan backbone and WiFi6. What is the speed differential for me that I need to download the internet? This idiot is telling me to download the internet on a Rasberry pi. Have you even touched a Rasberry pi? I have a Home Server with 64TB running a i7 12700K. I could run multiple Windows 11 or Ubuntu VMs on it if I wanted to do that. It's clear you have no idea about any of this.



4.) Trivialities that don't help you huh? I'm assuming spending your life on a forum you don't live on doesn't help you. So, get off. Hug your wife and your children, they probably don't see your face much when it's buried in your phone and focus on how to build your life in the country you do, Nigeria. Now, get back to work. What is work for you exactly? Lol.

Sounding like a total animal responding to someone that was sarcastically making fun of you.

Talk about education
Jobless emu is awake for 4days.

IjeBos:
I will.. Up to ~20 now.

wow, you are really showing him and giving him what he deserved
jobless emu HAHAHA

IjeBos:
Deranged right? Can you imagine how deranged you would have to be to create all those usernames. To pose as a girl to stalk someone. And a username who is a terrorist wannabe who wants to kill all Americans. And can you imagine, the people on this thread, laughing and chuckling with that lunatic. Crazy things right?

Figure out your values and morals. You're falling in a deep abyss. Wake up before it costs you.

The person who is more deranged is the one who created a spreadsheet on his computer and spend 48 hours scouting nairaland. You are a sick person, a lonely person with no life.

When Hamas wage war and their territory continues to reduce they will turn and cry, but they don't know that war is about grabbing lands

BornAgainCow:
Bro I was drinking something when I opened nairaland. I nearly choked to death 😂😂

All my years I’ve never seen a nutcase and pathetic fool like guy 😂😂

He actually took his time to sit down with excel and a calculator because of nairaland. 😂😂Hahahaha.

To think someone celebrated when this clown was born.

He is one of the main reason I come here. To see something new.

IjeBos:
Unfortunately. I couldn't have done Uni at Cambridge in the UK and Penn at the US at the same time while sitting in Nigeria. I didn't have access to those magical portals you clearly did.

Sorry, I had to upgrade my home server then upgrade the Rasperry Pi running my Home Assistant and tweak it to add automations that run when my phone GPS senses me getting closer to my house. So, I didn't have much time for your excel as promised. But did the barebones. Will tweak it and add more of your personalities as time permits. Should be a good roadmap for your crazy. I forgot you pretended to be a woman(OmoTeeJanet2211).. probably the closest to your true personality. You're such a fuxing nut.

this idiot actually have a spreadsheet of monikers. GudLawd i love this thread. i have never seen someone as deranged as this guy. hahahaha

BornAgainCow:
😅😅😅

Bro we’ve seen these ones before na. You’ve posted them like a year ago. You just digging up old stuff from your phone archives now. You getting lazy BOY!

Go on the web itself and dig up new material. Let’s go, let’s go!!

Yesterday was good, knowing that today was a public holiday, the last day of our long weekend, i and Carla went on a date yesterday in an Italian restaurant after taking a walk on the riverside. This guy has been posting since that time till now. He has no life, just keyboard and nairaland

IjeBos:
Is this "driver" like the time you claimed you schooled in the US?

this Gay Ipob guy have not slept since i told him i posted a photo of me here.

it's just 8am here and you have posted at least 15 already. The life of a loner. Hahaha

IjeBos:
I'm sure you do know. Fake it till you make it, ke?
Big Ballin

We finished our dinner in an Italian restaurant. Pretty carla is using the rest room while you are jobless scouting for my images 😀 the life of a guy boy. Hahaha

IjeBos:
You are driving your auntie's late model tokunbo with lights on the dash. No guy puts a carpet on their dash with a kleenex box to boot. Stop lying to yourself.

My man said I'm envious of your auntie's late model broke down tokunbo. lol. My girl alone drives a car that cost at least 3x that broke-down car in Nigeria, without a carpet on the dash.
I'm dead
And FYI, an AMG coupe > than your auntie's late model broke down tokunbo.

We know 😎 so?

IjeBos:
He said a carpet on his dash solved the dust problem.
I'm dead.

Envy
I remember how when I broke the news to prideoflincoln that day he had a meltdown. He started praying for gun men to carjack me. I kid you not it was hilarious. Even here in the US I have a car. It was given to me by my employers.

IjeBos:
He said preventative measures on a tokunbo.
Do you use the carpet on the dash to wipe your feet? Who the fux has a carpet on their dash? I guess it matches the check engine light. Lol
I'm dead here.
You're now in Slyfoxx territory. Fantasy dates while flipping through your phone. Make sure you tell her about that delicacy dish of yours "Eba and protein."

It also makes the dash more beautiful and it solved dust problem. If you have a car I suggest you give it a try. But you don't

Just be at home like a loner scouting nairaland I will be having a good time with carla. She is running a bit late so I can give you little attention

IjeBos:
He took his auntie's car out for a spin.
Who covers the dash on their car? It's like those people who cover their couches with plastic.
And the tissue paper on the dash.. nice touch.

Nice one mate. You seem so desperate. For the past 24 hours dude has been doing his regular job scouting Nairaland for a one-up while I am here waiting for my date to come so we can have a good walk by the river 😀

When the temperature in a country is so high, you apply preventive measures... go figure Latin gay dude

IjeBos:
Benalvino, who's car is this and why is there a carpet on the dash?
You should really help out your auntie and take the car in to get repaired.

Oh, the memories. Keep looking you will find my photo soon.

IjeBos:
You open your mouth and the fact you ain't shit comes out. Not being aware of certain things, speaks more about you at times that what you are aware of. Like thinking eba and protein is a luxury meal.
Here is a review of Eko.

They generally chase money. And if you're staying at Golden Tulip, they'd probably not be there.

This guy is a troubled gay guy. Lol

IjeBos:
You're a tribalist and racist. You're a wonderful Christian aren't you.
I'm still dying here though.



He said.. "See my view".
Of what exactly?
This is that "poverty mentality" view.
It's like the day your boy showed eggs in his fridge to prove he was ballin.

Wait, did you pay extra for this "view"? Most likely they gave you a discount.
😂😂😂

But your views at Nigerian hotels are prostitutes.

IjeBos:
My man's ballin.. Eating that "good delicacy".. "eba and protein".
He said, "Should I take photos for you" of "eba and protein".
Benalvino, When I grow, I want to be just like you and also be able to eat that delicacy "eba and protein".
This post has to be sarcasm. I'm dead.

Since I asked you to look for my photo, you have been up all night digging nairaland searching for my photo
hahaha this gay IPOB is funny. Keep searching, and I hope when you see it, you don't become suicidal. Because it shut the fools up who think anyone in Nigeria was suffering.

budaatum:
I'm not a lazy fuq like you si. I work for my money and feed myself and many others too.

You know very well that you Nigerians will always beg for food or rent or schoolfees or healthfees, and I can't watch my relatives die when I can assist.

you have been trying to make sense out of supporting buhari and all your excuses reminds me that you are very old, so you cannot think straight as the head is becoming too heavy for your neck

You are not making sense Oga.

budaatum:
Have you sent buda food money this month yet, and mortgage and enjoyment money too?

i don't send idiots food. you should snap more photos to eat.

budaatum:
How can I blame Nigerians for electing Buhari whom everyone with a brain knew would make them suffer?

Same way I'd blame Americans for electing their own presidents I guess, unless you wish to claim Russia elected the American president.

See this idiot, He supported Buhari, when things go bad he blames Nigerians for supporting what he supported. Yeah, Nigerians elected a tyrant, but it does not clean you of the fact that you are one of the idiots who wanted him elected. The point is, you support anything that destroys. Before you even blame nigerians for electing buhari, you think that people complaining are the ones who are not working hard. You should be taking care of your grandkids by now, but you choose to embarrass yourself on nairaland every day.

budaatum:
buda is not making excuses for Buhari and APC. He called you lazy fuq, so his rule was bound to make lazy fuq you suffer, which you did and which immensely delights me.

Pity is, you so did not learn, and APC has a third term, like you think Tinubu is any different. Or has Naira nor depreciated since he became president?

Keep irresponsibly believing politicians are there to put food in your belly and make life easy for you. When you starve because they are not feeding your lazy ass, I'm certain you'd become responsible for yourself, or die.

all the wolf street and you are this dumb. I have never seen anyone has dumb as you. No wonder you never kept a job in the UK. poor old man does not even understand the concept of inflation. you talked about working hard yet you look like a prison having a meal in every 2 weeks in the United Kingdom. When you learn the concept of inflation, open your mouth so you don't embarrass yourself. You supported buhari twice, you supported child grooming, you are supporting open border and everything that destroys a nation.

IjeBos:
Do you look at my picture and play with yourself? Cuz this isn't normal.
You, slyfoxx and basilico are the only ones always talking about gayness or homosexual sex in this thread.
What straight person talks about gay people as much as you do?
It's not normal. And at 50, even more abnormal.

hahah this is it? Now you prove to us, you are gay
do you even have a photo? A nonentity that is here 247 or at the bar of an hotel taking pictures of coke
Notice how it is only you we call gay? Because that is what you are. budaatum, obrigardo or any other person is not being called gay. you are the one that posted you and your mate on a one-night stand where you posed on his benz and lied it is yours. A white dude got your azz for a cheap lamb chop you took pictures of it, posed like a btch in from of him like naija runs girls then took photos of the car. I am sure you are a cross dresser some times

IjeBos:
You're thoughts seem limited to "You're gay", "You have a big head"
You're a 50 year old man, try writing a sentence with an actual adult thought.
You must live a miserable existence.

lmao. Tell budaatum that is about to clock 60. i have posted my photo here. Find it. Gay boys like you should continue to hide in the closet

IjeBos:
The trash human being speaks adding tribalism to his racism.

gay boy is talking, everyone listen

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The only lie here is the one you made up. That's how crazy you lunatics are.

Who ever claimed it was tax payers money? Look at your source.

After this, when Palestine shrinks more we will have the Ipob First Lady amazontopaz come here and punch nonsense on this thread. Palestine should be ready for what's coming.