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 Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 2:17pm On Sep 29, 2011 |
Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me, Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 2:07pm On Sep 29, 2011 |
Mr BEAN felt ill. . . so the ÐOÇTOR gave him a Tablet he started cutting the sides of the tablet ÐOÇTOR: y are u cuttin the sides? BEAN: 2 avoid the side effects. |
| Politics › Re: First Lady Pledges To Assist Saharawi Women In Liberation Of Their Country by Ben13: 1:49pm On Sep 29, 2011 |
This dressing no be here o!  |
| Education › Re: Unizik Admission Status Pending Wahala. by Ben13: 5:25pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
For 2011? |
| Romance › Re: I Am Only Attract To Older Women Why? by Ben13: 4:55pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
You've got no problems. . I only pity for the young lady who ends up with you as a wife.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Drlewin Strange Day: Lmao: by Ben13(mod): 4:26pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
Really? A new joke? You composed it? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: U Wont Kill Me O by Ben13(mod): 4:22pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
Lol. . talking from experience, Studio? |
| Romance › Re: Will U Marry An Old Friend Is Married In D State by Ben13: 3:55pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
Navigate through the right. . . that route is blocked.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Love by Ben13(mod): 3:51pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
Someone is angry at his "slowpoke" friend. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Drlewin Strange Day: Lmao: by Ben13(mod): 3:49pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
hehe. . post more jokes. Seen this like a hundred times. But still funny. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girls & Money by Ben13(mod): 3:47pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
Lol reason why I hate pidgin. The last line killed the joke. Funny still. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: If You Graduated From Sari-iganmu Sec. School Orile Lets Meet Here by Ben13: 3:01pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
Oh my gosh!! Xyne, are we still here? |
| Politics › Re: Boko Haram Vows To Keep Killing Nigerians Till Demands Are Met by Ben13: 2:53pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
So they now want "western" money? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You Know You've Been Out Of Nigeria Too Long When You Start Saying: by Ben13(mod): 2:52pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
12.“Boss” instead of “Oga” 13.“CEO” instead of “Oga Pata pata” 14.“Manners” instead of “Home training” 15.“Circle” instead of “roundabout” Funny!! But we, still in 9ja, have our reasons, just like @Nellyon has highlited. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is The Joke? by Ben13(mod): 2:07pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
hehe. . .the joke is on the next thread. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Can Someone Help Me Understand? by Ben13(mod): 1:39pm On Sep 28, 2011 |
ode remo, I'll clean all the insults with time. Ok? Now this is not a chat thread. Get the message on the thread and go by it. No more posts that are not related to the original topic. |
| Family › Re: She Was Raped Right In My Presence, Now I Can’t Touch Her by Ben13: 11:03am On Sep 28, 2011 |
@Poster, you keep copying articles on Tribune and posting them on NL. . . That's not how this site works. You can spend some time to study the enviroment here, by going through some threads. |
| Romance › Re: Help! My Parents Won’t Allow Me Marry The Man I Love by Ben13: 10:59am On Sep 28, 2011 |
This guy thinks NL members are interested in biographies. |
| Romance › Re: Can You Date Someone You Met On 2go? by Ben13: 10:55am On Sep 28, 2011 |
2go is a phone application. Like ebuddy or Nimbuzz. @OP, I think you can date after your first meeting. Afeter He/she has been seen to be human. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Some Silly Questions Pple Ask These Days by Ben13(mod): 10:48am On Sep 28, 2011 |
He needs to put more effort in order to advance in his copy and paste career. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 10:20am On Sep 28, 2011 |
1.Sylvia says. . , Waiter. . .,pls I like my SALAD very hot,also,can I've 2 bottles of SHAWARMA? 2.Sharon says. . , Ore mi give me your PIN lemme call u. 3.Mabel says. . , I'm so tired,I just made my hair in shoprite 4.Rejoice replies, . , Reall, y?? I wan 2 spend my summer in London dis xmas period 5.Joy explains, I Jus bought my bb but I havent collected d PIN. 6.Bose brags, , , Wen I'm flyin, I always like d window seat cos I open it 4 fresh air. 7.Fatima says, . , I prefer london 2 uk during winter 8. Titi says. , , Hmmm,u cant even imagine, I just bought a g-string, and the thing I like most about it is the back pocket 9.Bukola orders. , . Please if u don t have meat pie,doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks. 10p.Toyin laments. , , in our house eh,we use to have 3 swimming pools,until armed robbers stole dem, |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Donald And Teacher by Ben13(mod): 10:08am On Sep 28, 2011 |
Lol it's funny. . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 10:01am On Sep 28, 2011 |
OK. . the rain of insults on every thread I read is alarming. The complaint that the section is dry and all that is as a result of this. Visitors who come in here might be expecting something better, and when they try reading jokes, what they get are abuses and insults from you guys. They get uncomfortable and flee. There are other forms in which you can joke with feloow jokers. You can go into a conversation and, in it, make funny statements that readers will enjoy and be enticed to join in the conversation. It was for this reason that an insult thread was opened, you can use the insult thread to "pour your heart out" if you must live by insulting others. Pls, use the insult thread for insults and stop scaring away visitors on the jokes section. We are no longer newbies. We are not kids. Make reasonable funny conversations and let this board be revived. Thanks for your understanding. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Just Read~~dont Insult The Poster! by Ben13(mod): 9:53am On Sep 28, 2011 |
Pls, use the insult thread for insults and stop scaring away visitors on the jokes section. |
