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u try

why is everywhere dry 2day?

lol so who won?

heaven knows you've got no hands; how re u gonna slap?

:d

Gabry don buy wahala Who dares call an under 16, mummy

so when do we start?

which one? u dey see spirits?

hey, what's the insult of the year?

' don't think so.

Be Holy as He in heaven is Holy.

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Johnny to answer. He replies, "There are none left - they all fly away with the first gun shot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then, Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice
cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one thats gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."

Dear Lawd

So far this year I've done well.

I didn't eat or drank a lot, did not stick to TV the whole
day, haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper, I haven't
been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent.

I'm very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, Lord, I'm
going to get out of bed, and from then on I'm probably
going to need a lot more help from you Lord.

Amen

wish all the tatafos a fruitful year. . . .Dani, where the fruits?

u neva reach levels, smallie

Gabry:
[size=15pt]Ben,[/size] I toast you. LOL! U are my small pikin rememba?

lol say it again

Call your dry cleaner, pls

Pat, too busy hia darling

you wey get kolo for head

Dani try it na, it's a statement.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-373124.0.html

studio, wetin happen na? u no dey hia o

you need to see how tall my linage is

That's nairaland censored i.diot.

no money for rice yet

Like say any of those refugees don accept your friend's request

Pat, you should have done more than that, dearie. Were you not with any pistol?

some pple can be short o

I wonder where your source is? Nobody looks like anybody. Period!

talk well na, slowpoke!

that will occur in the dreams the previous nite

patwhizkid:
Ehen Ben plz come. .c dis bad pipul are tryin' to toast me in yur absence.

erm. . .erm. . what was your response?

Gabry:
Dani and Ben, you want me get fire by my bf abi?

Gab, I'm the man swear you never toast moi