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Kill the SLOWPOKE!

put that maga-face of yours well

lol keep asking her until she accepts. But don't open another story thread like "she refused to have sex with me" after she accepts.

lol olodo teacher. . .should have played the games.

lol Abbey, are you imagining how you would cope with the good morning thing before replying?

No, seriously. . .he might be busy with some important thing. But should have called back later if you're of any importance to him. So forget him!

justwise:
Son!! the title said: Can u date a yahoo guy?=Can u date a thief? Can u date a criminal? Get it? Now u can go to your room

I'm fulfilled. Next time pls don't call my post, rubbish. ^{kidding all the while}

tkb417:
how do u love a rogue? thats what some of us can stomach hence the call for her to ditch the boi

moreover she said he lies a lot; isnt that  enuff to opt out?
or can u date a terrorist like mutallab naughty person and his yemeni fools

. . .but one can love a thief.

That you're a monkey?

At least she felt Love for 5, 10, 15 years. We'll take that to be her destiny.

get more jokes and riddles and get the place rocking.

It's rude opening the eyes while kissing.

justwise:
cime doesn't pay, he will pay dearly oneday, yes your housemate's sister's hubby has being stealing for 11yrs, onedays, just onedays his crime career will come to rude end.

uncle!! The thread doesn't request to know if yahoo! is a crime or not. What the end would be is not our business. The poster is in search of a life partner. Don't you get it?

If you need to discuss about yahoo and its criminal implications, there is a section for that.

I still remain with the Poster accepting his Love if the love is true.

Mr. nice guy.

Ctrl A, Ctrl C, sent to the refineries, Ctrl C again and Ctrl V.

U try keep the jokes coming.

Nope, I didn't. Have seen the post b4 on the section.

bad belle show him the grin emoticon to count his vote.

monkey, keep 'em coming.

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Barking - Essex wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.

Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence.

This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

xynerise:
I dey owe you two knock for ya head. . I go knock u out of the mod sit

I beg you! I beg!! ewu!

Be

Change your mindset. Think of friendship more and not approaching ladies.

It's only a kind of business, poster. What matters is The Love.

LOL only Gudluck is the "Nigerians"

Then I win!

Someone said "nonsense thread!"

works in a razor factory.

xynerise:
@poster. What if she uses two of the listed words? e.g The loud sigh and whatever

LOL. . .ve always expected ur funny thinking, xynerio

Backup Boifriends?

This Post has been posted over and over again.

@topic

A beach.

pray it works.

car4ry ya two left legs waka far