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as usual na ^{how was xmas?}

We no more need your vote, swirat you can go wiff it

you be worker here?

I meant you're beginning to irritate moi. . .with your calabash face

you don change the whole topic, Studio meant something else

you're getting on my nerves, gidson.

check out your running nostril. . .mammalian catfish

^{so many questions, no answers. . .yet the topic says One question.}

hmmm. . .let her come in, I need to ask her just a question.

your face like onions wey don sour

gidson12:
good morning fellas

That's the only truth in ya mouth.

na real wah

Clems, tell the boi

The ladies must term it 'nice'

keep 'em coming

dem don come back again with bad belle

story

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did." "I went to a faith healer." "But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie." it doesn't work when you go with your husband.

It's so cold outside,' the elf said, I just watched a polar bear jump from one iceberg to another and he froze in mid air and wouldn't fall down!

That's impossible,' Father Christmas said. The law of gravity won't allow that!

Oh, I know' Santa said, 'but the law of gravity's frozen too!

STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.

That must be gidson. . .u don make mistake.

She must be the step sister to Eve and inlaw to Adam.

inglish, pls.

your teeth dey make pikin fear for night.

what's the testimony you were sharing?

I'm the MD I meant, all these pple wey no want my success

spirit

chai!!! see as my keyboard dey disgrace moi

I'm only a cleaner, bulldogs.