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MTN can't do better. They better remain with the devil they already know.

Sammie! Mr. world!

you try.

Slap your wife, and starve for three days!

brb

same ni

ThoniaSlim:
So what are we suppose to do with this information?  

Lady 234:
Why be a nurse when you can be a doctor

Basildon1:
This baffled me till now, I thought slowpoke was the new nairaland slang, i have been seeing slowpoke all over the place

meaning, peeps here have been calling their fellows i'diots all over the place.

angel4ever:
buy her a flower, ladies like flowers more than anyother thing

It depend on the part of Naija, pls.

The gurls are busy with their boi friends. no need.

Anything that comes to their mind, doesn't relate to their wives. Period.

Admiration is natural. The wife remains the wife.

Should he be spending all his money on airtime?

The fact is that you babes can never be satisfied. If he begins spending all his hard earned money on credits, you'll still complain; believe you me.

^{LOL  but do as Iice prescribed}

don't mind the zombi

That was your breakfast. Right? winch.

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus.

Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence:

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

But then there were equally good arguments that,

JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial

But then there were equally good arguments that,

JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God

But then there were equally good arguments that,

JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil

But then there were equally good arguments that,

JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion

But then there were equally good arguments that,

JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures

But perhaps the most compelling evidence,

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do

A man found himself in terrible financial difficulties. He is so desperate that for the first time in his life he gets down on his knees and prays to God for help. 'Dear God, I desperately need your help. I have no money to spend on Christmas presents for my family.

Could you possibly arrange it so that I win the Lottery?' The lottery draw is held, but he wins nothing. He sends another prayer to God. 'My business has gone bust and if I don't get some money soon I'll lose my car and my Christmas will be will be very difficult. Please fix things so I win the lottery.' Lottery night comes, but he's unlucky. So he prays to God again. 'Please God, I've lost my car and now they're trying to take my house.

Please help me to win the Lottery or our Christmas will be ruined.' Come lottery night, he again fails to win anything. 'Undeterred, be prays to God again. 'I am now a bankrupt, my house has been repossessed by the finance company and so has my car.

We are now living on the street, but all I need to get my life back together and perhaps enjoy some kind of Christmas is to win the lottery.' Suddenly there's a flash of brilliant life as the heavens open and the man is confronted by the very voice of God himself. 'Hey, do me a favour will you, buy a ticket.'

use the hammer!

someone shud pls summarize.

Tiny scorpion.

short of words.

lovemoi2:
^^^^
you sound like a woman  you are a woman

how come most men put the photos on the internet, but we girls are only thinking of how to forgive them

Is that the worst? you're just concerned about the public ad. why?

hmmm

lol

I'll hid it. what else?

Ebonyeyes:
No way is nobody airing their dirty laundry on a public forum especially when we have vindictive NLers who will most probably dig this up when they want to attack. No thank you darling No thank you.

LOL exactly!

Recession no dey ever end for ya side. winch

where is Pharoh? I'm missing th guy o jare

I can't fit shout, dear. Just let the thread be.

If your Ibo boifriend loves you and wishes to marry you even in this situation, then remain with him.