₦airaland Forum

blacksta:
An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed
that people were staring at her.

She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just
let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your
hearing aid."

Seen this before though. . .still funny.

oweniwe:
Blackstar, why are you wanted 2 seeing the "head-toaster" when his presence is here? BTW, how many f9 does your klass teasher given you at your reporting card?

This guy must be craze.

you is actually misplaced?

oweniwe:
Nigerians haved a penchant 2 answering a quesion with a quesion. I axed ben how olden you is & you answering wit a quesion.

Naija for life.

Uyi Iredia:
student quietly sleeping

Akamo (housemaster) barges in all of a sudden & starts floggin student (thru d mosquito net !!!)>>> for no apparent reason  

student >>> excuse me sir, my net is tearing  
Akamo  >>> let it tearing, let it tearing  

Akamo is an fool.

googles:
i couldnts controls the englishs dont angry pls

I near sacked you.

oweniwe:
Ben-10. How olden are you? When were you borned? Where were you birth? I axed coz you talk like jaja of opobo

blacksta:
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

A: He wanted to see what High School was like!

blacksta:
why u choosed yahoozing googles

Tatafo! must you knowing?
googles are my vice principal

can I guessing?