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Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 9:22am On Aug 26, 2010
QUESTION: A BOY AND A DOCTOR ARE WALKING ALONG THE ROAD. THE BOY IS THE DOCTOR SON BUT THE DOCTOR IS NOT THE BOY'S FATHER. WHO IS THE DOCTOR?
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 9:08am On Aug 26, 2010
jokingmary:
U is wele coming
Efe is has denmoting moi to cooker cry

A hole proof of ingrish ranguage in univerity of oxifod cry
Awww. . .Efe is wickeding grin
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 4:50pm On Aug 25, 2010
I'm missed this class grin
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 6:41pm On Aug 24, 2010
I hoping my school is expanding grin. . .Efe, where are googles?
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Today? by Ben13: 6:26pm On Aug 24, 2010
lol. . .I don't understand you huh
Jokes EtcRe: My All Time Best Joke - Dedicated To All The Jokers In The Joke Section by Ben13(mod): 4:43pm On Aug 24, 2010
blacksta:
I get more - abeg  - i no say your hand dey itch u  - u wan lock am abi    grin

ol boy watch youself  grin
you don mara! grin make we make this place a tourist site on NL. wink
Jokes EtcRe: My All Time Best Joke - Dedicated To All The Jokers In The Joke Section by Ben13(mod): 4:37pm On Aug 24, 2010
If there are no more jokes, Blacksta. . .you let me know.
Christianity EtcRe: Listening Into Others Prayers In Church. Good Or Bad by Ben13: 2:12pm On Aug 24, 2010
adigun101:
If am sat beside a confirmed enemy, I would like 2 hear their prayers  grin grin grin
Enemy? That wouldn't be in the church. lol grin
Christianity EtcRe: Listening Into Others Prayers In Church. Good Or Bad by Ben13: 1:42pm On Aug 24, 2010
I prefer silent prayers. wink
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Today? by Ben13: 10:20am On Aug 24, 2010
I praise you in advance. . .
Jokes EtcRe: Da Iyabos by Ben13(mod): 9:24am On Aug 24, 2010
what a joke. cheesy
RomanceRe: Can I Spend Weekends With My Fiance After Introduction? by Ben13: 4:35pm On Aug 23, 2010
lol
RomanceRe: She Says I Am Too Tall by Ben13: 4:33pm On Aug 23, 2010
Short ladies should even love to hook tall guys for the sake of their kids. . . cheesy
FashionRe: Dressing Is Becoming Gosshhhh In Nigeria by Ben13: 4:08pm On Aug 23, 2010
Are these all you could get, poster? cheesy
FashionRe: Miss Nigeria 2010 Ngozi Odalonu At Miss Universe Pageant by Ben13: 4:02pm On Aug 23, 2010
Lovely cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Top 5 Most Annoying Naija Celebs by Ben13: 12:12pm On Aug 23, 2010
I don't watch Nollywood.
But in Naija music celebs, Timaya tops my list. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 12:08pm On Aug 23, 2010
you haven't seen anything yet grin

RomanceRe: She Paid For Us To Have Hiv Test, Now She Want: by Ben13: 10:52am On Aug 23, 2010
Other viruses can be present. You shouldn't bank on the test for HIV alone.
Jokes EtcRe: Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Ben13(mod): 10:45am On Aug 23, 2010
hmm. . .Efe explain. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 9:26am On Aug 23, 2010
Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."

The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"

Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 9:25am On Aug 23, 2010
After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the F B I. No one could solve it so it went to the C I A, then to NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.

MI-6 cabled the White House: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down. . .
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Will You Do If You Discover That Your Child Or Bro Is A Nairalander by Ben13: 5:42pm On Aug 21, 2010
It's a good thing to have a backbone on here. . .especially if you're an addict to the Politics section. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Osama Beeps Bush. . . by Ben13(mod): 5:29pm On Aug 21, 2010
Not true. . .we have newer and better jokes. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: My Daddy Is Superman. by Ben13(mod): 5:18pm On Aug 21, 2010
Go by your username, poster. . .post more of them. cheesy
RomanceRe: Do U Believe In Love At First Sight? by Ben13: 4:38pm On Aug 21, 2010
Love at first sight as in on bed? tongue cheesy
It's no love. . .just mere admiration which can be nurtured.
RomanceRe: How True Is Dis Gist,i Need Ur Urgent Response Immediately by Ben13: 4:35pm On Aug 21, 2010
hehe. . .do people still do abortion? shocked cheesy
RomanceRe: Do U Believe That There Is No More Luv! by Ben13: 4:18pm On Aug 21, 2010
Only arrogant people can't Love. cheesy

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