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RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Gay by Ben13: 12:41pm On Jul 16, 2010
Joking Ibkaye wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Nairalanders You Want To Meet (real-life) by Ben13: 12:24pm On Jul 16, 2010
Hunger can be a very bad problem.
Jokes EtcRe: Akpan And His Life: by Ben13(mod): 12:15pm On Jul 16, 2010
Please Jokers, use the chat thread for offtopic posts.
Thread may be re-opened after cleaning.

~thread locked!
Jokes EtcRe: Akpan And His Life: by Ben13(mod): 11:59am On Jul 16, 2010
This thread has gone totally off topic.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 11:48am On Jul 16, 2010
Kolo! You sef don get this disease? shocked
So we shall give testimony on sunday, Dani is not alone. wink
Jokes EtcRe: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by Ben13(mod): 11:45am On Jul 16, 2010
See ya ugly face wey carry eye lashes like millipede.
Jokes EtcRe: What If by Ben13(mod): 11:43am On Jul 16, 2010
what's the thread all about, Sting?
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Translation Of Names. Lol by Ben13(mod): 11:40am On Jul 16, 2010
ISHIEBUKA - Almighty head shocked
EGO - money
Jokes EtcRe: Names Dey Follow Person. Lol by Ben13(mod): 11:37am On Jul 16, 2010
xynerise:
NGOZI: They always act like thick madam and always control the house
MARY AND AGNES: These ones are old fashioned set of people grin
JENNIFER: They may look gentle in the face but they have a lot of problems sexually grin
You need to see how they dress on sundays. . cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: My House Help Is The Best Cook In The World by Ben13(mod): 9:08am On Jul 16, 2010
When next you wanna open a thread, think well. tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Closed by Ben13: 6:56pm On Jul 15, 2010
carry ya two left legs waka pass tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Mind Where You Drink From! by Ben13(mod): 5:57pm On Jul 15, 2010
@jokes, Lol. . .
Jokes EtcRe: My House Help Is The Best Cook In The World by Ben13(mod): 5:40pm On Jul 15, 2010
you and Octopus Paul na family? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 2:22pm On Jul 14, 2010
dani1luv:
^^nigeria, usa never play nah grin
When is the date? cos I heard Spain nearly killed a security officer who looked suspiciously while they were carrying the world cup home on sunday. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 1:53pm On Jul 14, 2010
Liar! tongue
Studio, me and clems travel to watch the WC in South Africa.
Jokes EtcRe: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 11:58am On Jul 14, 2010
Meaning you are dumb? cheesy
The worldcup is over, come for deliverance.
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:41pm On Jul 13, 2010
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin. Since
she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.

The doctor told her that will cost around $500, but there is another way
that will cost only $50.

The woman agreed to try the cheap way, paid the money, and the doctor
worked on her for several minutes.

After the "first night" of intimacy, the woman came back to the doctor
and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood, everything was
there. And she asked him how he did it.

"Simple, I tied your pubic hairs together!"
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 12:00pm On Jul 13, 2010
Na okada you take go? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 10:22am On Jul 13, 2010
patwhizkid:
;d why una dey make noise?
enough shayo in the building. . .you can trust dani. wink

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=373124.msg6376366#msg6376366 date=1279007317][color=#00688B]wat spot?
u guys now av a 'cool spot' where u hang out??[/color][/quote]Tatafo is my hobby. . .where you dey since?
RomanceRe: One Fateful Sunday, After Church Service~ by Ben13(op): 9:44am On Jul 13, 2010
Pharoh:
Ben,  shebi her pant and bra still dey on so technically you have not done anything all you need to do is to give her the full explanation.

Give her your explanation with a clear conscience then space yourself from her, the more you give her attention the more it will look as if you are guilty.
Like telling her "It's not what you think; I can explain"? Then run away from her so you don't look guilty? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 9:10am On Jul 10, 2010
dani1luv:
after I dun baptize. .i nor dey take anything order than coke and pepsi grin
EWU! grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 6:24pm On Jul 09, 2010
Pharoh:
You forget to mention me wey dey take down one full lorry of stout. grin
I trust pharoh, I no fit carry am near breweries. grin
Dani, how many 33 you fit take? abi na smirnoff palmwine you dey hustle like moi? tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 6:10pm On Jul 09, 2010
luizworld:
of course now. . .correct nkwobi i come wash am down with big stout cheesy cheesy tongue
Person wey listen to you now, go think say you get power. Ya mates dem dey take one crate. Abeg upgrade! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:37pm On Jul 09, 2010
dani1luv:
Lucky you . . tongue you see badluck nor dey easy 2 reject grin . .if dem hammer you ehn .you go no say water nor pass garri cheesy . .I nid deliverance. .any which way. .I still dey pray and fast

[s]Chai make dat German octopus predict spain as winner against Netherlands cheesy[/s]
Otopus Paul already predicted the final. It is SPAIN who has the world cup.
After the octopus declared that, i saved my travel ticket!  grin

Luiz, you don chop? tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by Ben13: 5:17pm On Jul 09, 2010
Candy, you don chop?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:02pm On Jul 09, 2010
Trust my three-wheeler. grin I complained to it I need to watch the final, and it grew wings immediately. tongue
You no come quick, we for fly together. ya badluck still dey follow you since primary 3. why? grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 4:36pm On Jul 09, 2010
Dani, where have you been? I'll be watching the worldcup finals in South Africa Live, will you join me? wink
Thief! grin
RomanceRe: One Fateful Sunday, After Church Service~ by Ben13(op): 4:33pm On Jul 09, 2010
Pharoh, put yaself in the wife's shoes. . .No woman thinks like that. tongue cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Nairalanders You Want To Meet (real-life) by Ben13: 4:27pm On Jul 09, 2010
Lysaa
Dragnet
xynerise
mukina2
Pharoh

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