Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Gay by Ben13: 12:41pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
Joking Ibkaye  |
Nairaland General › Re: 5 Nairalanders You Want To Meet (real-life) by Ben13: 12:24pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
Hunger can be a very bad problem. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Akpan And His Life: by Ben13(mod): 12:15pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
Please Jokers, use the chat thread for offtopic posts. Thread may be re-opened after cleaning.
~thread locked! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Akpan And His Life: by Ben13(mod): 11:59am On Jul 16, 2010 |
This thread has gone totally off topic. |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 11:48am On Jul 16, 2010 |
Kolo! You sef don get this disease? So we shall give testimony on sunday, Dani is not alone.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by Ben13(mod): 11:45am On Jul 16, 2010 |
See ya ugly face wey carry eye lashes like millipede. |
Jokes Etc › Re: What If by Ben13(mod): 11:43am On Jul 16, 2010 |
what's the thread all about, Sting? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Translation Of Names. Lol by Ben13(mod): 11:40am On Jul 16, 2010 |
ISHIEBUKA - Almighty head  EGO - money
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Jokes Etc › Re: Names Dey Follow Person. Lol by Ben13(mod): 11:37am On Jul 16, 2010 |
xynerise: NGOZI: They always act like thick madam and always control the house MARY AND AGNES: These ones are old fashioned set of people  JENNIFER: They may look gentle in the face but they have a lot of problems sexually  You need to see how they dress on sundays. .  |
Jokes Etc › Re: My House Help Is The Best Cook In The World by Ben13(mod): 9:08am On Jul 16, 2010 |
When next you wanna open a thread, think well.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Closed by Ben13: 6:56pm On Jul 15, 2010 |
carry ya two left legs waka pass  |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Mind Where You Drink From! by Ben13(mod): 5:57pm On Jul 15, 2010 |
@jokes, Lol. . . |
Jokes Etc › Re: My House Help Is The Best Cook In The World by Ben13(mod): 5:40pm On Jul 15, 2010 |
you and Octopus Paul na family?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 2:22pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
dani1luv: ^^nigeria, usa never play nah  When is the date? cos I heard Spain nearly killed a security officer who looked suspiciously while they were carrying the world cup home on sunday.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 1:53pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
Liar! Studio, me and clems travel to watch the WC in South Africa. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 11:58am On Jul 14, 2010 |
Meaning you are dumb?  The worldcup is over, come for deliverance. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:41pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin. Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.
The doctor told her that will cost around $500, but there is another way that will cost only $50.
The woman agreed to try the cheap way, paid the money, and the doctor worked on her for several minutes.
After the "first night" of intimacy, the woman came back to the doctor and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood, everything was there. And she asked him how he did it.
"Simple, I tied your pubic hairs together!"
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 12:00pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Na okada you take go?  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 10:22am On Jul 13, 2010 |
patwhizkid: ;d why una dey make noise? enough shayo in the building. . .you can trust dani. 
[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=373124.msg6376366#msg6376366 date=1279007317][color=#00688B]wat spot? u guys now av a 'cool spot' where u hang out??[/color][/quote] Tatafo is my hobby. . .where you dey since? |
Romance › Re: One Fateful Sunday, After Church Service~ by Ben13(op): 9:44am On Jul 13, 2010 |
Pharoh: Ben, shebi her pant and bra still dey on so technically you have not done anything all you need to do is to give her the full explanation.
Give her your explanation with a clear conscience then space yourself from her, the more you give her attention the more it will look as if you are guilty. Like telling her "It's not what you think; I can explain"? Then run away from her so you don't look guilty?  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 9:10am On Jul 10, 2010 |
dani1luv: after I dun baptize. .i nor dey take anything order than coke and pepsi  EWU!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 6:24pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
Pharoh: You forget to mention me wey dey take down one full lorry of stout.  I trust pharoh, I no fit carry am near breweries.  Dani, how many 33 you fit take? abi na smirnoff palmwine you dey hustle like moi?  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 6:10pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
luizworld: of course now. . .correct nkwobi i come wash am down with big stout  Person wey listen to you now, go think say you get power. Ya mates dem dey take one crate. Abeg upgrade!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:37pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
dani1luv: Lucky you . . you see badluck nor dey easy 2 reject . .if dem hammer you ehn .you go no say water nor pass garri . .I nid deliverance. .any which way. .I still dey pray and fast
[s]Chai make dat German octopus predict spain as winner against Netherlands [/s] Otopus Paul already predicted the final. It is SPAIN who has the world cup. After the octopus declared that, i saved my travel ticket! 
Luiz, you don chop?  |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by Ben13: 5:17pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
Candy, you don chop? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:02pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
Trust my three-wheeler. I complained to it I need to watch the final, and it grew wings immediately.  You no come quick, we for fly together. ya badluck still dey follow you since primary 3. why?  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 4:36pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
Dani, where have you been? I'll be watching the worldcup finals in South Africa Live, will you join me?  Thief!  |
Romance › Re: One Fateful Sunday, After Church Service~ by Ben13(op): 4:33pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
Pharoh, put yaself in the wife's shoes. . .No woman thinks like that.  |
Nairaland General › Re: 5 Nairalanders You Want To Meet (real-life) by Ben13: 4:27pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
Lysaa Dragnet xynerise mukina2 Pharoh |