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Jokes EtcRe: Ebuka N Oga by Ben13(mod): 11:30am On Jun 18, 2010
Both Ebuka and his oga are morons! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Too Materialistic A Man by Ben13(mod): 11:20am On Jun 18, 2010
LMAO!! grin
The rolex watch is more important to him than the arm.  cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Religious Husband by Ben13(mod): 11:10am On Jun 18, 2010
Chai! See evil grin
I'ld regret being a wife. lol
Jokes EtcRe: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 10:58am On Jun 18, 2010
The sooper giggles as Muki calls them doesn't worth my time. I hate the word hypertension. grin

Naija dey let me vex. lol cheesy
SportsRe: Sani Kaita Vs Abdul Mutallab by Ben13: 6:08pm On Jun 17, 2010
LOL grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13(mod): 4:51pm On Jun 17, 2010
The guy na Johnny just come~ cheesy
PoliticsRe: How Do You Feel When You Hear The National Anthem. by Ben13: 4:29pm On Jun 17, 2010
The time the nation shall enjoy the national anthem when singing it is not yet come. We only pray it approaches fast.

None of our leaders can do that anthem without a projector. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Lost Chapter Of Genesis by Ben13(mod): 3:14pm On Jun 17, 2010
It's more of a story. . . cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Waffi Dog by Ben13(mod): 3:07pm On Jun 17, 2010
Nice one. . . you try. wink
Jokes EtcRe: In Search Of Lions by Ben13(mod): 2:02pm On Jun 17, 2010
Lol. . .The lions don hammer instead. grin
Topic changed!
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 1:15pm On Jun 17, 2010
President Jonathan of Nigeria visits Algeria last week.
As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people:

"You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English, he said.
I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language.
But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra.
Jokes EtcRe: Dani And Kids Off To School. . . by Ben13(mod): 7:42pm On Jun 16, 2010
Dani is not a username, dude. dani1luv is. wink

Dickele, so the madam is a professional photographer trying to prove her camera to the world? cheesy
SportsRe: Adidas Jabulani: The Controversial World Cup Ball by Ben13: 7:40pm On Jun 16, 2010
All these noise is because the world is coming to Africa for the first time. After the ball, we'll hear abouth the vuvzelas and maybe later some goalies will complain about the pitch! grin
SportsRe: Vuvuzela Manual by Ben13: 7:33pm On Jun 16, 2010
No difference. South Africa citizens dem bad! grin
RomanceRe: I Just Meet Her by Ben13: 6:34pm On Jun 16, 2010
You keep littering the whole of NL with this ya fabricated story line. One wonders how old you are.
Jokes EtcRe: Dani And Kids Off To School. . . by Ben13(mod): 6:32pm On Jun 16, 2010
Even in this condition, all were smiling.
It's a happy family dani has. so? tongue
FamilyRe: Why I Slapped My Father? by Ben13: 6:28pm On Jun 16, 2010
Rabbish! Tell me ya father slapped you.cheesy
SportsRe: World Cup 2010 And Nigerian Commentators by Ben13: 6:22pm On Jun 16, 2010
The Whites own the Television! They know how to prepare appearing in front of camera.

Problem is tension! We Blacks dey fear camera. Period! grin
SportsRe: Should Vuvuzela’s Be Banned From The 2010 World Cup Finals? by Ben13: 6:02pm On Jun 16, 2010
The sound of that instrument is so unique especially from the Television.

Whenever the sound is being heard, one detects a match is on. I personally like the sound right from the FIFA Confederation cup.

The Sepp Blatter comment is a good one. He understand the game linked to cultural heritage.

The players should enjoy it and stop complaining.

It is World cup South Africa 2010! It isn't easy to host o jare!
RomanceRe: We Both Have The Same Genotype by Ben13: 4:04pm On Jun 16, 2010
hbabe:
She is AA and you are AA?
Don't head for the altar except you don't intend to have natural children together meaning you can adopt kids. Having AA kids is a nightmare that should be avoided if possible.
Hbabe, this isn't you! someone else logged in with your id, isn't it?
Jokes EtcRe: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by Ben13(mod): 3:55pm On Jun 16, 2010
cow grin
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:13pm On Jun 16, 2010
While going out for a ride with his young daughter, a doctor notices the little girl playing with his stethoscope.

He becomes excited, thinking "my daughter is going to follow in my footsteps!"

The girl speaks into the stethoscope like a microphone.

"Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order please?"
RomanceRe: What Do You Cherish Most In Your Bedroom? by Ben13: 2:13pm On Jun 16, 2010
hehe. . .my pillow. wink tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 1:45pm On Jun 16, 2010
hehehe. . .the woman wasn't concerned about the hubby. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: If Nigeria Were To Host The World Cup by Ben13(mod): 1:39pm On Jun 16, 2010
Football would be interesting with touchlytes cheesy

Please a similar thread has been opened just yesterday.
Use the link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-463487.0.html

Thread Locked!
Jokes EtcRe: Mr And Mrs Mumu ! by Ben13(mod): 1:37pm On Jun 16, 2010
D1KeleVra:
sad na why u come dey yell?
You must be the mumu husband. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 11:11am On Jun 16, 2010
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband;

woman; I lost my hubby
inspector: what's his height?
woman: i never noticed
inspector: slim or healthy?
woman: not slim, can b healthy
inspector: colour of eyes?
woman: never noticed,
inspector: hair?
woman: should b black
inspector: what was he wearing?
woman: i don't remember exactly
inspector: was somebody with him?
woman: yes, my Labrador dog (romeo) tied wit a golden chain, height 30", healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded wit blue balls, he likes non veg. food, we eat together, we jog 2geda. the woman started crying.

inspector: lets search 4 d dog 1st!!!!!!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet Krazy People Here by Ben13: 6:38pm On Jun 15, 2010
mukina2:
HaPpY BiRtHdAy To Me
HaPpY BiRtHdAy To You
HaPpY BiRtHdAy To Them
HaPpY BiRtHdAy To Us

Yippieeeeeeee all the mad peeps happy kolonization birthday, more craseness to your heads grin grin
Who can be crazier? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Which People? by Ben13(mod): 6:19pm On Jun 15, 2010
RomanceRe: Help Am Still A Virgin At 28 by Ben13: 5:22pm On Jun 15, 2010
What a thread. tongue

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