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 Romance › Re: One Fateful Sunday, After Church Service~ by Ben13(op): 4:43pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
spawnx:Lol. . .still dumbfounded?  |
| Romance › Re: Ladies How Often Do You Get Toasted? by Ben13: 4:36pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Lol |
| Romance › Re: For Guys Only, Real Guys. Ladies And Gay Back Off. by Ben13: 4:33pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Liar! |
| Romance › Re: I Know We Both Needs It But We Are: Please Advice by Ben13: 4:21pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Why pass through these sleepless nights? Just be friends with her and nothing more, she might not have all these in mind. |
| Celebrities › Re: Nelson Mandela Vs Martin Luther King by Ben13: 4:16pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
what are you comparing both for? |
| Romance › Re: For Guys Only, Real Guys. Ladies And Gay Back Off. by Ben13: 4:11pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
We ladies ain't invited?  |
| Romance › Re: Ladies How Often Do You Get Toasted? by Ben13: 3:39pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Hmm. . .Iice the only one thing i haven't achieved on NL is understanding your language. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies How Often Do You Get Toasted? by Ben13: 3:22pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Ladies, before you reply to this question; Pls, If a guy says hi to you, doesn't mean he has toasted you. Before we start seeing replies like, 10 times a day. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 2:40pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Why shouldn't women drive? There's not a road from the bedroom to the kitchen. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Kick her. . . What do all battered women have in common? They don't listen. why are women like photocopier machines? other than reproducing, they're pretty much useless. what do 80 thousand battered wives have in common? They just don't know when to shut the fu@k up. Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Medical Mistery Black Plus Black Equals White by Ben13(mod): 2:09pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 1:22pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=323985.msg6321189#msg6321189 date=1278086894]Nice joke Ben - I like them!  [/quote]dafman10: romsky:Thanks. . .  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 1:07pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Question: Why did God give men manlinesses? Answer: So men would at least have one way to shut a woman up. Question: What happened to the only man that finally figured women out? Answer: He died laughing. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: + Will You Eat Your Shitt For 1week For 10million Dollars + by Ben13(mod): 9:53am On Jul 22, 2010 |
Crazy thread |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 9:50am On Jul 22, 2010 |
One day three monks were told by the minister that today was their day off, to do whatever they want, and at the end of the day, god would forgive them of their sins. The monks thought this sounded like a good idea so they went off into the city. At the end of the day the three monks returned to the church and the minister greeted them. The first monk came up, and the minister asked, "What did you do today". The monk replied "I robbed an off-license." "Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water". The second monk came up and the minister asked the same question. "I vandalised a primary school" he answered. "Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water". The third monk stepped up and the minister repeated "and what did you do today". "I pissed in the holy water" |
| Romance › Re: Babes,i Need Your Honest Comments by Ben13: 9:23am On Jul 22, 2010 |
na real wah Guys are innocent. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Even In Hell, Nigeria Has Prformance Issues by Ben13(mod): 9:17am On Jul 22, 2010 |
keep the jokes coming. . . |
| Romance › Re: Where Did I Go Wrong: ? by Ben13: 5:13pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
So ladies now break up relationships. . . Dude, you went wrong by loving her that much. She should love you more. women? oloriburukus  |
| Romance › Re: Dark Skin Guys Or Light Skin Guys? by Ben13: 5:00pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
The past few days have seen hell from this section. What a topic! |
| Romance › Re: Do U Prefer Soft Man Or Strong Man by Ben13: 4:58pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Different babes are with different desires. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 4:50pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Where are my tatafos? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 2:59pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
A young woman was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and she asked her blonde friend what the dog's names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Hellooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 11:53am On Jul 21, 2010 |
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 11:35am On Jul 21, 2010 |
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 10:59am On Jul 21, 2010 |
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 1:17pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
^^^We have more still chilling in the cooler. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 10:54am On Jul 20, 2010 |
^^Dani, you once told me all the ladies in ya area has these xteristics. Rommie, meet you for where? when you dey yab Dani nko? lol |
| Crime › Re: Soldiers Batter 3 Lastma Officials! by Ben13: 10:26am On Jul 20, 2010 |
Yeah. . . moved~ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Male Bashing by Ben13(mod): 10:03am On Jul 20, 2010 |
You don try. . . check this out |
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