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 Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 9:41am On Jul 20, 2010 |
Nigerian Girls who : Are Skinny Thinks they are Models or should be Models Are Fat Thinks they will make better Wives Are short Thinks they are born agains Are tall thinks it was of their making . Are poor thinks they are homely Are rich thinks they are too much for one man Are below 15 wants the time to start moving faster Ar, e in their 20s wants the time to start moving slowly Are in their 30s wants the time to stand still Are in their 40s wants the time to start moving backwards Are Christians thinks they deserve all the good men Are Married thinks it was because they are too smart Are not married thinks it was evil wish from their relatives Are married to rich men thinks they should have married another rich guy if the present husband didn't come along Are married to poor guys thinks the husband is lazy Are lucky to have Children thinks it was because of their righteousness Are not lucky to have Children Blame their evil relatives (c)2010 Sam Milla  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 9:31am On Jul 20, 2010 |
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband; woman; I lost my hubby inspector: what's his height? woman: i never noticed inspector: slim or healthy? woman: not slim, can b healthy inspector: colour of eyes? woman: never noticed, inspector: hair? woman: should b black inspector: what was he wearing? woman: i don't remember exactly inspector: was somebody with him? woman: yes, my Labrador dog (romeo) tied wit a golden chain, height 30", healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded wit blue balls, he likes non veg. food, we eat together, we jog 2geda. the woman started crying. inspector: lets search 4 d dog 1st!!!!!!!! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Would You Lie To Save A Life? by Ben13: 6:21pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Lies are meant for comfort. I still believe that. It becomes a sin when it is told to destroy one's image or reputation. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 6:11pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
who carry this blind and at the same time deaf he-goat enter hia?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 6:09pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
^^hehe. . .wives can be crazy at times  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 5:57pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Element name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 5:55pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. The man says, "What's the problem, officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. " Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man gave his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt." Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt." The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 5:51pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Lol Efe, Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a mental drive by 90%. . .wedding cake |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 5:33pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
See as she dey form like say she no dey enjoy the kisses. .  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 5:28pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Why men Prefer dogs Over Women Dogs love it when your friends come over Dogs don't cry Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name Dogs are excited by rough play Dogs don't shop. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 5:24pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
-There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. -And then Adam said, 'What's a headache ?' -How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me. . ." -What do women and condoms have in common ? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis." -What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 5:20pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
-If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first? The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in. Six things only women can understand: 6. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 5. Fat clothes 4. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time 3. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell 2. Eyelash curlers AND, the Number One thing only women understand: OTHER WOMEN. |
| Jokes Etc › Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 5:15pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
A thread was done on Male Bashing, This is to counter. Let's do it to the female. -Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. -A man will pay N20 for a N10 item he needs; A woman will pay N10 for a N20 item that she doesn't need. -Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. -Why do men pass more gas than women do? Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 5:02pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Thnx beiby. . . |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Strong handsome comfortable Man need older caring Upper Class Woman as Friend by Ben13: 4:33pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
definition of a sugar mummy |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Names Dey Follow Person. Lol by Ben13(mod): 4:28pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Clems - always looking for one's trouble. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by Ben13(mod): 3:58pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
More jokes on the thread pls  |
| Food › Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by Ben13: 3:55pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
The topic should read : "Have you been caught stealing from . . ." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: **new Perfumes For Sale** by Ben13(mod): 11:40am On Jul 19, 2010 |
The rate at which you guys derail threads is becoming too high, wouldn't like to repeat this, Pls stay on topic. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: World Most Funniest Question ! by Ben13(mod): 11:23am On Jul 19, 2010 |
dani1luv:hehe. . . .Up AJ!! |
| Food › Re: why do people hate pap (Ogi) so much? by Ben13: 11:10am On Jul 19, 2010 |
Me like it with milk and enough sugar; Without which, i can't take. lol |
| Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Ben13: 9:33am On Jul 19, 2010 |
Some of my Laptop keys are not working. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Ben13(mod): 9:20am On Jul 19, 2010 |
not good. pls try again, poster. |
| Politics › Re: Who Is The Commisioner Of Works In Lagos? by Ben13: 9:14am On Jul 19, 2010 |
lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What If by Ben13(mod): 4:28pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
It's not true! I don't work in a factory. |
| Food › Re: Have You Ever "stolen" From The Cooking Pot? by Ben13: 1:10pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
LOL. . Stealing? My momma's pot is our pot. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by Ben13(mod): 12:56pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
Your own be like shovel |
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