Jokes Etc › Re: Names Dey Follow Person. Lol by Ben13(mod): 3:51pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
zuzuki: kaita-- >>> CAN BE easily provoked and can wreck havock on million lives
YAKUBU , >>>>> CAN'T GRAB EVEN THE MOST BEGGING OPPORTUNITY AND STILL LAUGH @ HIS OWN GOD GIVING TALENT.
YOBO>>>>>>>>> CAN SIT DOWN AND BE LOOKING EVEN WHEN HIS HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!
 Why you no add Lager beer?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: 13: 13: 13 by Ben13(mod): 3:44pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
hmm. . .keep them coming.  |
Romance › Re: Your Friend's Wedding Or Boyfriend's Birthday Get Together? by Ben13: 3:36pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
Both. |
Romance › Re: One Fateful Sunday, After Church Service~ by Ben13(op): 2:55pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
Pharoh: There is no evidence of you committing adultery and all you need is to explain, it is left for her to believe or not and accept whatever comes out of it. There is nothing like a clean conscience.  That's from a guy's view, isn't it?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is Smarter Than This Lil Boy? by Ben13(mod): 5:06pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
Lol. . .seen it before though  |
Romance › Re: One Fateful Sunday, After Church Service~ by Ben13(op): 3:32pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
omega25red: lol this one go hard to explain oh. but you just have to explain yourself and the house help will back you up besides she can check to see if you have any fluids on your thing You don't know the intention of the house help. She might have a different plan.  |
Romance › One Fateful Sunday, After Church Service~ by Ben13(op): 3:17pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
Imagine I became a pastor and we were married with one kid and living happily in the Lord. Also living with us is a female house help of about 23 years of age. Her major work is to help in domestic works at home.
One fateful Sunday after church service i complained of not feeling too well and therefore had to leave the church immediately after service while you waited to attend various meetings at the church.
On getting home i went for a quick shower, took my meal and was ready to sleep (with only the towel wrapped round my waist) then suddenly heard a loud scream from the guest room.
I hurriedly rushed down to the guest room and found the house-help (in only her pants) with her legs trapped in the iron bed-post. She continued to scream in pain and as i rushed and assisted in disentangling her leg from the bed-post, my towel fell. I did not bother to pick the towel until i had disentangled her leg from the bed post. In trying to do this i had to lift her thigh up so that the leg would be freed.
It was at this point that you came in.
IF YOU WERE MY WIFE, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK AND DO? |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by Ben13: 11:26am On Jul 08, 2010 |
~what a thread  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 11:17am On Jul 08, 2010 |
Ben Interview Zain, BEN, Zain, who is your husband? Zain, Kidi please don't embarrass me i don't have husband BEN, Do you have future ambition? Zain, Frequent changes will not even allow us to think please forgive us BEN, How old are you? Zain, All i know is that we have change name six times and may be we are six years old am not sure BEN, When do you intend to change name again? Zain, From the above statement may next year BEN, What would probably be your next new name? Zain, Ashawo, Karuwa,Cheat but until Board of Directors finally meet but for now these are the propose names BEN, Thank you Zain, Please Kidi be as secretive as posible so than Nairalanders will no nothing about this interview BEN>>>>> I promised you they will only see it but will not know |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 10:23am On Jul 08, 2010 |
It's obvious you've not been following the worldcup; berra leave the thread, you no get television.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 9:19am On Jul 08, 2010 |
@Topic, The German octopus reviewed that the German team will win the Argentines, they believed it and they won. Yesterday, the Octopus reviewed the Spanish team will win the match, they called the innocent Octopus a liar. 
Go Spain! Go Barca!  |
Phones › Re: "Bharti Airtel Nigeria" - Zain Gets Yet Another Name! by Ben13: 9:14am On Jul 08, 2010 |
After Zain have collected all our money with their WIN to 222 scams. lol  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by Ben13(mod): 5:28pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
fine babe  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Ben13(mod): 5:26pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
bibs: Scotsman: 'We don't. In Scotland , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .' llol. . .dirty  |
Politics › Re: Facebook Influenced My U-turn On National Teams’ Ban — President by Ben13: 3:09pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
^^and let him be online always. |
Politics › Re: Facebook Influenced My U-turn On National Teams’ Ban — President by Ben13: 3:04pm On Jul 07, 2010 |
The whole world is reading this. lol We keep disgracing this country. is this coming from a president?  He listened to the voice of the people, o yes; but shouldn't have mentioned facebook. |
Sports › Re: #worldcup Humour: Nigeria X Greece As It Happened (pic) by Ben13: 11:52am On Jul 07, 2010 |
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Culture › Re: What Would You Say Is The Best Thing About Living In Nigeria by Ben13: 11:50am On Jul 07, 2010 |
"Olodo" Students make better grades.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: You Mess, Apple Fly Gate! by Ben13(mod): 10:23am On Jul 07, 2010 |
I'm innocent . candy mess, dickele forget him password. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 10:07am On Jul 07, 2010 |
A wealthy man when and ask a cripple for marriage, they asked him “why did you get married to a crippled? “He said he wants his mind to be at peace when ever he go out” they ask why? He said “A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN DOES NOT GET MARRIED TO ONE MAN”. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 9:58am On Jul 07, 2010 |
lol 600 officials  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Names Dey Follow Person. Lol by Ben13(mod): 4:26pm On Jul 05, 2010 |
Names like Deborah and Paulina are always gossips. Tatafo is their profession.  |
Sports › Re: Jonathan Bans Nigeria From International Football For Two Years by Ben13: 4:10pm On Jul 05, 2010 |
Ban Has been lifted! Case closed! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 3:41pm On Jul 05, 2010 |
^^ I have never been that poor.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 3:18pm On Jul 05, 2010 |
gawd forbids. . i be like dicekele?  When I see you, you even dey suckle orange.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 1:33pm On Jul 05, 2010 |
^^Pharoh is playing another game. . .PS2 don tire am.  Xyne, wetin carry you come online? no be you I see for Badagary express with bathroom slippers?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Critical Condition by Ben13(mod): 10:32am On Jul 05, 2010 |
gidson12: Abi una delete the joke You bad 
Studio, you try sha . . .  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by Ben13(mod): 10:21am On Jul 05, 2010 |
sledge406: So dis thread actually moved 100 + 2 pages and to think things were okay in the wrong direction (with crazy heads as the pilots), I see 9-11 and 190 (Useless numbas) having the WOO of deir lives. Na Moses go judge una.
Dani, I blame your big head without a brain that will always wait to be told that this topic shud be locked with people like 9-11 and 190 dangling their nano-d icks for blind men to see.
Lysaa, heard u finally aborted the slowpoke you had for Gidson? Congrats but na Baba G go judge una 2. COW!  |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am Due 4 Marriage! by Ben13: 2:18pm On Jul 03, 2010 |
hehe. . .who else is due?  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 2:14pm On Jul 03, 2010 |
^^na true. . .koko eats a lot of bread and coconuts.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by Ben13(mod): 1:39pm On Jul 03, 2010 |
Wicked bed-wetter  |