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Jokes EtcRe: Names Dey Follow Person. Lol by Ben13(mod): 3:51pm On Jul 09, 2010
zuzuki:
kaita-- >>> CAN BE easily provoked and can wreck havock on million lives

YAKUBU , >>>>> CAN'T GRAB EVEN THE MOST BEGGING OPPORTUNITY AND STILL LAUGH @ HIS OWN GOD GIVING TALENT.

YOBO>>>>>>>>> CAN SIT DOWN AND BE LOOKING EVEN WHEN HIS HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!

grin grin grin grin grin
Why you no add Lager beer? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 13: 13: 13 by Ben13(mod): 3:44pm On Jul 09, 2010
hmm. . .keep them coming. wink
RomanceRe: Your Friend's Wedding Or Boyfriend's Birthday Get Together? by Ben13: 3:36pm On Jul 09, 2010
Both.
RomanceRe: One Fateful Sunday, After Church Service~ by Ben13(op): 2:55pm On Jul 09, 2010
Pharoh:
There is no evidence of you committing adultery and all you need is to explain, it is left for her to believe or not and accept whatever comes out of it. There is nothing like a clean conscience. cool
That's from a guy's view, isn't it? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Smarter Than This Lil Boy? by Ben13(mod): 5:06pm On Jul 08, 2010
Lol. . .seen it before though cheesy
RomanceRe: One Fateful Sunday, After Church Service~ by Ben13(op): 3:32pm On Jul 08, 2010
omega25red:
lol this one go hard to explain oh. but you just have to explain yourself and the house help will back you up besides she can check to see if you have any fluids on your thing
You don't know the intention of the house help. She might have a different plan. wink
RomanceOne Fateful Sunday, After Church Service~ by Ben13(op): 3:17pm On Jul 08, 2010
Imagine I became a pastor and we were married with one kid and living happily in the Lord. Also living with us is a female house help of about 23 years of age. Her major work is to help in domestic works at home.

One fateful Sunday after church service i complained of not feeling too well and therefore had to leave the church immediately after service while you waited to attend various meetings at the church.

On getting home i went for a quick shower, took my meal and was ready to sleep (with only the towel wrapped round my waist) then suddenly heard a loud scream from the guest room.

I hurriedly rushed down to the guest room and found the house-help (in only her pants) with her legs trapped in the iron bed-post. She continued to scream in pain and as i rushed and assisted in disentangling her leg from the bed-post, my towel fell. I did not bother to pick the towel until i had disentangled her leg from the bed post. In trying to do this i had to lift her thigh up so that the leg would be freed.

It was at this point that you came in.



IF YOU WERE MY WIFE, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK AND DO?
RomanceRe: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by Ben13: 11:26am On Jul 08, 2010
~what a thread tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 11:17am On Jul 08, 2010
Ben Interview Zain,
BEN, Zain, who is your husband?
Zain, Kidi please don't embarrass me i don't have husband
BEN, Do you have future ambition?
Zain, Frequent changes will not even allow us to think please forgive us
BEN, How old are you?
Zain, All i know is that we have change name six times and may be we are six years old am not sure
BEN, When do you intend to change name again?
Zain, From the above statement may next year
BEN, What would probably be your next new name?
Zain, Ashawo, Karuwa,Cheat but until Board of Directors finally meet but for now these are the propose names
BEN, Thank you
Zain, Please Kidi be as secretive as posible so than Nairalanders will no nothing about this interview
BEN>>>>> I promised you they will only see it but will not know
Jokes EtcRe: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 10:23am On Jul 08, 2010
It's obvious you've not been following the worldcup; berra leave the thread, you no get television. wink
Jokes EtcRe: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 9:19am On Jul 08, 2010
@Topic,
The German octopus reviewed that the German team will win the Argentines, they believed it and they won.
Yesterday, the Octopus reviewed the Spanish team will win the match, they called the innocent Octopus a liar. cheesy

Go Spain! Go Barca! cheesy
PhonesRe: "Bharti Airtel Nigeria" - Zain Gets Yet Another Name! by Ben13: 9:14am On Jul 08, 2010
After Zain have collected all our money with their WIN to 222 scams. lol grin
Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by Ben13(mod): 5:28pm On Jul 07, 2010
fine babe cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by Ben13(mod): 5:26pm On Jul 07, 2010
bibs:
Scotsman: 'We don't. In Scotland , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .'
llol. . .dirty cheesy
PoliticsRe: Facebook Influenced My U-turn On National Teams’ Ban — President by Ben13: 3:09pm On Jul 07, 2010
^^and let him be online always.
PoliticsRe: Facebook Influenced My U-turn On National Teams’ Ban — President by Ben13: 3:04pm On Jul 07, 2010
The whole world is reading this. lol
We keep disgracing this country. is this coming from a president? shocked
He listened to the voice of the people, o yes; but shouldn't have mentioned facebook.
SportsRe: #worldcup Humour: Nigeria X Greece As It Happened (pic) by Ben13: 11:52am On Jul 07, 2010
All pics were gotten from the jokes section. tongue
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-464661.0.html
CultureRe: What Would You Say Is The Best Thing About Living In Nigeria by Ben13: 11:50am On Jul 07, 2010
"Olodo" Students make better grades. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: You Mess, Apple Fly Gate! by Ben13(mod): 10:23am On Jul 07, 2010
I'm innocent cheesy.
candy mess, dickele forget him password.
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 10:07am On Jul 07, 2010
A wealthy man when and ask a cripple for marriage, they
asked him “why did you get married to a crippled? “He said he wants his mind to be
at peace when ever he go out” they ask why? He said “A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN DOES NOT GET
MARRIED TO ONE MAN”.
Jokes EtcRe: Let's Joke About The On-Going 2010 World Cup In S/A by Ben13(mod): 9:58am On Jul 07, 2010
lol 600 officials shocked grin
Jokes EtcRe: Names Dey Follow Person. Lol by Ben13(mod): 4:26pm On Jul 05, 2010
Names like Deborah and Paulina are always gossips. Tatafo is their profession. cheesy
SportsRe: Jonathan Bans Nigeria From International Football For Two Years by Ben13: 4:10pm On Jul 05, 2010
Ban Has been lifted! Case closed!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 3:41pm On Jul 05, 2010
^^ I have never been that poor. tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 3:18pm On Jul 05, 2010
gawd forbids. . i be like dicekele? cheesy
When I see you, you even dey suckle orange. tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 1:33pm On Jul 05, 2010
^^Pharoh is playing another game. . .PS2 don tire am. cheesy
Xyne, wetin carry you come online? no be you I see for Badagary express with bathroom slippers? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Critical Condition by Ben13(mod): 10:32am On Jul 05, 2010
gidson12:
Abi una delete the joke
You bad cheesy

Studio, you try sha . . .
wink
Jokes EtcRe: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by Ben13(mod): 10:21am On Jul 05, 2010
sledge406:
So dis thread actually moved 100 + 2 pages and to think things were okay in the wrong direction (with crazy heads as the pilots), I see 9-11 and 190 (Useless numbas) having the WOO of deir lives. Na Moses go judge una.

Dani, I blame your big head without a brain that will always wait to be told that this topic shud be locked with people like 9-11 and 190 dangling their nano-d icks for blind men to see.

Lysaa, heard u finally aborted the slowpoke you had for Gidson? Congrats but na Baba G go judge una 2.
COW! wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am Due 4 Marriage! by Ben13: 2:18pm On Jul 03, 2010
hehe. . .who else is due? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 2:14pm On Jul 03, 2010
^^na true. . .koko eats a lot of bread and coconuts. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by Ben13(mod): 1:39pm On Jul 03, 2010
Wicked bed-wetter cheesy

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