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MRbrownJAY:
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let me give you real facts about men and s-e-x.
bedroom acrobatics is not easy and going at it makes a man burn calories, here is a run down of what you burn:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent. . . . . . . . . . . 12 Calories
Without her consent. . . . . . 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands. . . . . . . . . . . .   8 Calories
With one hand. . . . . . . . . . . . .  12 Calories
With your teeth. . . . . . . . . . . .485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection. . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Calories
Without an erection. . . . . . . 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  12 Calories
69 lying down. . . . . . . . . . . . . .  78 Calories
69 standing up. . . . . . . . . . . . . 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow. . . . . . . . . . . . . .  216 Calories
d.o.g.g.y Style. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  326 Calories
Italian chandelier . . . . . . . . .  2,912 Calories

WOMEN o.r.g.a.s.m:
Real. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 112 Calories
Fake . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,315 Calories

POST o.r.g.a.s.m:
Lying in bed hugging. . . . . . . . . .  18 Calories
Getting up immediately. . . . . . . . . 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  36 Calories
30-39 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  80 Calories
40-49 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  124 Calories
50-59 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  1,972 Calories
60-69 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  7,916 Calories *****
70 and over. . . . . . . .  Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32 Calories
In a hurry. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door. .  5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door. . .  8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door. . . . . .  13,521 Calories

candylips:
This is what is happening. Ben wan make you call am

candylips:
Ben its not going thru because you don't have credit