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Nairaland GeneralRe: How U Sure Yar'adua Is Alive? by Ben13: 2:40pm On Mar 15, 2010
No one knows the Truth. Not even his wife nor his personal doctors.
RomanceRe: Sexiest Pose Pic Ever: Lol! by Ben13: 2:39pm On Mar 15, 2010
LOL some people can pose o
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Day U Wil Never Forget In Ur Life by Ben13: 2:26pm On Mar 15, 2010
My Birthday na.
FashionRe: Why Is Pink Mostly The Favourite Colour Of Ladies? by Ben13: 2:24pm On Mar 15, 2010
Pink is a too bright colour, Me no like~!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hey My Lagos Babes by Ben13: 2:20pm On Mar 15, 2010
Dani, you no go call? cheesy
Forum GamesRe: Re: The Last Person Post Win! by Ben13: 2:17pm On Mar 15, 2010
I win! Please no more posts!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 2:17pm On Mar 15, 2010
Dani, this' a meet-up thread. tongue Can we meet Dani?
Forum GamesRe: Let's Make Some Kinda Arguements Here! by Ben13(op): 2:15pm On Mar 15, 2010
What makes you think 3set of brains can't be merged together. Lightwalk's is an example.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Girls Lets Meet Here: Strictly For Us! by Ben13: 2:14pm On Mar 15, 2010
hehehe. . .
Jokes EtcRe: Tell The Moderators Your Mind : Lay Your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 1:53pm On Mar 15, 2010
^^Your thread has been cleaned and unlocked.

use the shat thread for offtopic posts and chats. If anyone uses abusive or offensive languages on you, report to the moderator and don't exchange words.


The Forum is not for two people only, it's a public one. Once there's a quarrel between you and another, you must settle it privately. IM, FB, private mails e.t.c are what can be referred to as "Outside the forum".
Jokes EtcRe: Hhaaaaa! by Ben13(mod): 1:45pm On Mar 15, 2010
especially Studio grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Drogba named African Player of the Year 2009 by Ben13: 9:34am On Mar 13, 2010
That's my Guy. . . he's always on form.
RomanceIs This True About The Brain? by Ben13(op): 5:57pm On Mar 12, 2010
Is this true about the male and female brain? shocked

Let's hear from the babes and guys in da house.

Forum GamesRe: Let's Make Some Kinda Arguements Here! by Ben13(op): 5:45pm On Mar 12, 2010
I know her from birth. . .stop that~! She can think clearer than three set of brains merged together.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Are Abuzola And Olabowale? by Ben13: 5:38pm On Mar 12, 2010
funny. . .

That abuzola that ran into the jokes section and nearly killed us with offtopics?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Can't Tunde Bakare Stay Away From Politics? by Ben13: 5:30pm On Mar 12, 2010
@Topic. . .

I keep wondering.
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Today? by Ben13: 4:39pm On Mar 12, 2010
You Reign Forever more
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Airways: by Ben13(mod): 4:26pm On Mar 12, 2010
DON FASZY:
In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
Don~! grin
RomanceRe: *she Requested A Kiss Even When I Did Not Toast Her* by Ben13: 4:22pm On Mar 12, 2010
Don't date her, just give her what she wants. You know what she wants, don't you?
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Airways: by Ben13(mod): 4:15pm On Mar 12, 2010
That was a nice speech, goodie-yar. . .One jokes with anything in this life.

Even the Americans that it's believed everything works good for also make jokes about some of their sectors. It's nothing~! That's why it's called a Joke!


The "Joke" is funny. . .pls laff cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Unfaithful Cock by Ben13(mod): 4:09pm On Mar 12, 2010
^^Dirty minded cbase grin

Nellyon:
the man still wear pj by 12
The cock gets the blame. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by Ben13(mod): 4:03pm On Mar 12, 2010
nice pix I really love things like those up there cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Airways: by Ben13(mod): 4:01pm On Mar 12, 2010
^^Thank you cheesy
RomanceRe: I Tell Them I'm In A Relationship And Thats When They Take Me More Seriously by Ben13: 3:55pm On Mar 12, 2010
hehehe. . .
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:44pm On Mar 12, 2010
Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal,
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:43pm On Mar 12, 2010
There were three construction workers that always got the same thing for lunch. All of them were tired of eating the same thing over and over again.

1st worker : I hate sandwiches, if I get sandwiches for lunch again tomorrow I'm jumping off that bridge.

2nd worker : Oh my Gosh! If I see another taco I'm going to jump off that bridge tomorrow.

3rd worker : Beans Again?!! I will jump off that bridge tomorrow if I get beans for lunch again.

The next day they all got the same thing for lunch so each jumped off the bridge and died.

There wives were inconsolable.

1st Wife : If I knew he would do that I would have never packed him sandwiches!

2nd wife : If I knew he would do that, I would have never packed him tacos!

3rd wife : If I knew he would do that, I never would have let him pack his own lunch!
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:40pm On Mar 12, 2010
There are 3 guys who get a visit from an angle. The angle says, “I’m giving you a heads up. You are going to die and then come back with a girl. How good you are in heaven determines how beautiful she’ll be.

So the first guy comes back and is with a really ugly girl. The most ugly you have probably seen.

Then, the second guy comes back and is with an even uglier girl.

But, when the third guy comes back he is with the most beautiful girl you ever did see.

The first 2 guys look at each other saying, “Wow, he must have been very good.”

Then the woman shouts, “I GOT STUCK WITH HIM!”
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:36pm On Mar 12, 2010
Sylve, the corporate spy cheesy cheesy

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