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No one knows the Truth. Not even his wife nor his personal doctors. |
LOL some people can pose o |
My Birthday na. |
Pink is a too bright colour, Me no like~! |
Dani, you no go call? ![]() |
I win! Please no more posts! |
Dani, this' a meet-up thread. Can we meet Dani? |
What makes you think 3set of brains can't be merged together. Lightwalk's is an example. |
hehehe. . . |
^^Your thread has been cleaned and unlocked. use the shat thread for offtopic posts and chats. If anyone uses abusive or offensive languages on you, report to the moderator and don't exchange words. The Forum is not for two people only, it's a public one. Once there's a quarrel between you and another, you must settle it privately. IM, FB, private mails e.t.c are what can be referred to as "Outside the forum". |
especially Studio ![]() |
That's my Guy. . . he's always on form. |
Is this true about the male and female brain? Let's hear from the babes and guys in da house.
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I know her from birth. . .stop that~! She can think clearer than three set of brains merged together. |
funny. . . That abuzola that ran into the jokes section and nearly killed us with offtopics? |
@Topic. . . I keep wondering. |
You Reign Forever more |
DON FASZY:Don~! ![]() |
Don't date her, just give her what she wants. You know what she wants, don't you? |
That was a nice speech, goodie-yar. . .One jokes with anything in this life. Even the Americans that it's believed everything works good for also make jokes about some of their sectors. It's nothing~! That's why it's called a Joke! The "Joke" is funny. . .pls laff ![]() |
^^Dirty minded cbase ![]() Nellyon:The cock gets the blame. ![]() |
nice pix I really love things like those up there ![]() |
^^Thank you ![]() |
hehehe. . . |
Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal, |
There were three construction workers that always got the same thing for lunch. All of them were tired of eating the same thing over and over again. 1st worker : I hate sandwiches, if I get sandwiches for lunch again tomorrow I'm jumping off that bridge. 2nd worker : Oh my Gosh! If I see another taco I'm going to jump off that bridge tomorrow. 3rd worker : Beans Again?!! I will jump off that bridge tomorrow if I get beans for lunch again. The next day they all got the same thing for lunch so each jumped off the bridge and died. There wives were inconsolable. 1st Wife : If I knew he would do that I would have never packed him sandwiches! 2nd wife : If I knew he would do that, I would have never packed him tacos! 3rd wife : If I knew he would do that, I never would have let him pack his own lunch! |
There are 3 guys who get a visit from an angle. The angle says, “I’m giving you a heads up. You are going to die and then come back with a girl. How good you are in heaven determines how beautiful she’ll be. So the first guy comes back and is with a really ugly girl. The most ugly you have probably seen. Then, the second guy comes back and is with an even uglier girl. But, when the third guy comes back he is with the most beautiful girl you ever did see. The first 2 guys look at each other saying, “Wow, he must have been very good.” Then the woman shouts, “I GOT STUCK WITH HIM!” |
Sylve, the corporate spy ![]() |
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Can we meet Dani?